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Posted: 8/24/2004 5:52:30 PM EDT
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I physically get burnt, cut and beat up all the time for gunz.
 I'm a equipment mechanic/welder BTW. I even whore myself out in my spare time to support my habit. Danny |
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Posted: 8/24/2004 5:55:50 PM EDT
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My buddy bought a .22 pistol from me and his GF told him to give it to her or else...
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Posted: 8/24/2004 5:59:03 PM EDT
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I don't know if this would qualify as 'prostituting myself for a gun', but I spent 6 months sending love letters and documents back and forth to the NICS Appeals Services Unit trying to convince them that I was a legal non-immigrant alien that fell under one of the exceptions, that is, I was in possession of a valid hunting license.
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Posted: 8/24/2004 6:02:26 PM EDT
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In 1985, due to lack of funds, I had to sell my S&W 38/44 Outdoorsman. A Model 23 I think they called it.
Every year when I go back home on vacation, John the gunshop owner says, "Hey Andy, want to see your pistol?" He then goes into the back and brings it out and lets me fondle it for a few minutes. Every year I offer him a higher price for it, hoping to get it back in my grubby fingers. I'm almost on my knees begging every year. But I WILL get it from him one of these days!!!! |
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Posted: 8/24/2004 6:05:39 PM EDT
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I would take it up the butt for a seriously badass unobtainable weapon
 I think?
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Posted: 8/24/2004 6:10:12 PM EDT
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I WOULD tattoo AR15.com on my body for an FN FNC.
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Posted: 8/24/2004 6:11:57 PM EDT
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I have a seriously badass "unobtainable" M-44 carbine !!
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Posted: 8/24/2004 6:30:55 PM EDT
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Id go all the way with a donkey for an STG-44. And 10,000 rounds for it.
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Posted: 8/24/2004 6:42:08 PM EDT
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Uh...  |
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Posted: 8/24/2004 6:44:00 PM EDT
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It's some kind of ARFCOM personal ad and reply thing. 
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Posted: 8/24/2004 6:45:54 PM EDT
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Just Kidding!!
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Posted: 8/24/2004 6:46:56 PM EDT
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I dug about 100' of trench for some electrical conduit for a mini-14.
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Posted: 8/24/2004 6:47:51 PM EDT
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...without hesitating for a second. |
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Posted: 8/24/2004 6:50:11 PM EDT
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I've gone to my employer's place of business for the day -- not just once, but thousands of times. I feel so dirty.
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Posted: 8/24/2004 6:51:24 PM EDT
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Another one of those membership perks, I guess...  |
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Posted: 8/24/2004 6:56:42 PM EDT
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I replaced a lot of home plumbing for permission to buy the rest of a "project AR." (all I had was the lower and handguard).
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Posted: 8/24/2004 6:58:26 PM EDT
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Oh...you're including doing things for SWMBO.
I don't wish to recount the things I have done... |
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Posted: 8/24/2004 7:02:32 PM EDT
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I would tatoo "Property of *" on my ass where * is replaced by whoever will give me the money for an AWM .338 Lapua, 100 rounds, and a Swarovski scope.
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Posted: 8/24/2004 7:12:23 PM EDT
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If I have a Hobby that is has been sitting idle too long, Sell it all and get another firearm!!
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Posted: 8/24/2004 7:20:02 PM EDT
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The shame of it all 
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Posted: 8/24/2004 7:23:31 PM EDT
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I slept with my ex wife for a pre ban AR and 10 mags.
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Posted: 8/24/2004 7:30:26 PM EDT
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I feel your pain BlammO, I do the same thing... Don't worry, after a while, that dirty feeling will go away
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Posted: 8/24/2004 7:37:39 PM EDT
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  You are a brave and uninhibited man! |
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Posted: 8/24/2004 7:43:39 PM EDT
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Last year a member on here said he'd give an AR-15 to anyone who would come up to his state and clear this patch of land for him. I said I'd do it but he never came through on the offer (or replied to any of my e-mails)
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Posted: 8/24/2004 7:52:18 PM EDT
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I've come home every business day for the past three summers covered in ink and dust in order to pay rent and buy guns. Was night shift for two of them.
Goddamn I hate that job. |
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Posted: 8/24/2004 8:22:45 PM EDT
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Amen, brotha! I just realized how appropriate my post was relative to my sig line. Another line I came up with while talking to a recently-escaped ex-coworker is, "Not even the best life raft can float when there's 10,000 tons of ship sinking underneath it." |
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Posted: 8/24/2004 8:37:17 PM EDT
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Still prn at the hospital on the weekends for my playcheck to support my black rifle addiction. Have to clean feces off of naked butts, empty urine from foley catheters, clean urine off of people, clean vomit off of people/beds/furniture floor, and change dressings on bed sores(now that's got a great smell especially if its got that anareobic bacteria in it after being contaminated with feces at a nursing home). And last, but not least, is when the woman turned her ass towards me and shot the enema that I had just given her back all over my right leg with it running down into my shoe. Couldn't let go of her because she would have fallen. Had to go the rest of the shift going squish, step, squish, step, squish.
wganz ¶ |
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Posted: 8/24/2004 10:28:42 PM EDT
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Ok you win, now don't ever tell that story or any like it again!!!.....
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Posted: 8/24/2004 10:38:58 PM EDT
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I'd whore myself out to the Brits for the last remaining Pulse Rifle from Aliens (which is a full auto Thompson M1A1 at its core) at Bapty Firearms in the UK. Do with me what you please oh British women!
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Posted: 8/24/2004 10:42:27 PM EDT
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Posted: 8/24/2004 11:03:51 PM EDT
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So the real question here is what would you do for a transferable GE Minigun and a few million rounds of ammo to play with?
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Posted: 8/24/2004 11:04:48 PM EDT
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Been there, done that. Where you working? I was at Cook's ER for 3 years. By the way, glad to have you here. Stick around! |
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Posted: 8/25/2004 4:46:22 AM EDT
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I once had to stand in my underwear while some MF screamed insults at me and then go clean his shitter, but it WAS for an M-14.
I had to give it back when i left boot camp though. |
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Posted: 8/25/2004 4:53:40 AM EDT
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I'm going to go pour boiling water in my eyes to get rid of that image. Excuse me..... 
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