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Posted: 8/7/2005 5:50:07 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/7/2005 5:50:40 PM EDT by LoginName]
Lets see....

A bunch of pills from the medicine cabinet (before child-proof safety caps).

Just about a whole bottle of Maalox.

Crayola crayons.. the big jumbo ones (I swear when I was a kid, Crayola purposely made them enticing to eat... resistance was futile).

Chalk.

Lipstick.

Play-Doh... like Crayola, it had an enticing aroma, but was impossible to chew or digest.



Link Posted: 8/7/2005 5:54:05 PM EDT
What? No Elmer's glue?

BigDozer66
Link Posted: 8/7/2005 5:56:22 PM EDT
How about a sloppy joe with a cigar in the middle?

There was this one time at Scout camp......

Oddly enough it tasted okay and there were no side effects. Plus they got there asses chewed.
Link Posted: 8/7/2005 5:57:37 PM EDT
Mustard Bug.


My older cousin told me it's were mustard came from. He was wrong.
Link Posted: 8/7/2005 5:59:07 PM EDT
Link Posted: 8/7/2005 5:59:55 PM EDT
Dirt


A mud pie to be exact.



WTF was I thinking????
Link Posted: 8/7/2005 6:00:02 PM EDT
Gaines Burgers

(Not as tasty as real burgers.)
Link Posted: 8/7/2005 6:00:50 PM EDT

Originally Posted By BigDozer66:
What? No Elmer's glue?

BigDozer66



Fuck! I forgot about that. That was the best! Especially the hard paste stuff.

Every right of passage into childhood should include eating Elmers glue or paper mache (another one I left out ).

Blame the fucking lawyers and/or Liberal school system.
Link Posted: 8/7/2005 6:01:23 PM EDT
I ate Jimmy Hoffa.
Link Posted: 8/7/2005 6:01:25 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Bumblebee_Bob:
There was this one time at Scout camp......they got there ass.





Link Posted: 8/7/2005 6:01:30 PM EDT
Paste and Play-Doh!

Ever make a "glove" out of Elmer's Glue on your hand? You peel it off like a sunburn. It's awesome.
Link Posted: 8/7/2005 6:01:38 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/7/2005 6:12:42 PM EDT by adair_usmc]
Kim Chee

I would rather eat everything else mentioned in this thread, with a topping of 3 day old moldy diarrea, than that crap.
Link Posted: 8/7/2005 6:01:44 PM EDT
McDonalds
Link Posted: 8/7/2005 6:11:53 PM EDT
A couple of dogs.
Link Posted: 8/7/2005 6:15:45 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/7/2005 6:16:26 PM EDT by kill-9]
mud pies, an entire bag of marshmallows (on a 100+ degree day in Arizona - to this day I can't eat very rich foods).
Link Posted: 8/7/2005 6:18:56 PM EDT
MATCHES!!! BURNT OR NORMAL!!


MINT PASTE!! Its mint flavored!! Your supposed to eat it!!

Crayola PAPER but not the crayon.

Dried Elmers glue.

Erasers

Cigarette ashes

Boogers (My own)

Link Posted: 8/7/2005 6:20:39 PM EDT
dog treats. they were good
Link Posted: 8/7/2005 6:20:46 PM EDT
My company is doing a school drive....

I load the boxes of supplies onto pallets and into the trucks...

One box spilled open about 12 dozen boxes of FRESH CRAYOLA CRAYONS!!!

The smell!!! MMMMMMMmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmm.
Link Posted: 8/7/2005 6:24:26 PM EDT
Little girl down the street.
Link Posted: 8/7/2005 6:24:52 PM EDT
My parents say I used to eat sand... I could literally shit a brick!
Link Posted: 8/7/2005 6:25:07 PM EDT
Mothballs, but I spit 'em out when I realized that candy just doesn't appear on the ground
Link Posted: 8/7/2005 6:26:01 PM EDT
Cow tongue

Chicken hearts

bugs of various types

Tripe

Pickled pigs feet

but the worst by far was brussel sproats.

Sgat1r5
Link Posted: 8/7/2005 6:26:36 PM EDT
Boogers
Link Posted: 8/7/2005 6:26:42 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Bad_Aim:
I ate Jimmy Hoffa.



So? I went down on his daughter!

Sgat1r5
Link Posted: 8/7/2005 6:26:43 PM EDT
Bullion cubes.

Glasses of pure lemon juice.
Link Posted: 8/7/2005 6:32:10 PM EDT
Mineral Spirits
Link Posted: 8/7/2005 6:34:30 PM EDT
a barbecued cows head
Link Posted: 8/7/2005 6:35:43 PM EDT
7 22LR rounds

Paste

Money had to eat over a 100 bucks all together

Christmas lights

Soda can pop tabs

Light bulb that was plugged in

Thats the stuff i know about , most i blacked out afterwords.
Link Posted: 8/7/2005 6:38:00 PM EDT
Smoke pills used to create smoke in a train set. Can't remember how old I was but I still remember reading "harmless if swollowed".
Link Posted: 8/7/2005 6:44:14 PM EDT
mushroom soup out of the can, no heat, no water.............
Link Posted: 8/7/2005 6:56:30 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Sgt-2434:
mushroom soup out of the can, no heat, no water.............


What! Your supossed to cook it and dillute it, oh gosh..... my bowels.....
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