When I was a freshman in HS, my youngest brother was 2 or so. My mom sang in the church choir, so we would all sit up front where she could keep an eye on us. My other brothers and I were hellions. Being the hellions that we were, my dad would frequently "raise his voice" at us, though he rarely ever laid a hand to us (that was mom's domain). It was highly frowned upon if we used any colorful language so we usually just yelled..."You Jerk." My dad would reply (quite often) "For God Sakes...." followed by the offending son's name and what he was going to do if we did that act again. Dad would usually emphasize his declaration with good Irish "Dammit!"
Anyway, back to church. My 2 year old brother Joe would whisper just loud enough for me and my brothers to hear...
Joe: "Can I say.....You Jerk?"
Me: "Shhhh, no you can't say that...we are in Church."
Joe: "Can I say.....For God's Sake?"
Me: "Shhhh, Joe...you are going to get in trouble."
Joe: "Can I say.....Dammit???"
Me: "Shhhh...Joe, we are in church. We need to be quiet. Mom is watching us and God is watching us."
Joe: "FOR GOD'S SAKE DAMMIT YOU JERK!!!!!"
Mass ground to a screaching halt. The entire parish was in a state of shock for what seemed like an eternity. Then laughter broke out. My dad about killed us. I wanted to die right there. I figured if I died in church, I would be a martyr and go straight to heaven. Mom was so mortified, she excused herself from the service that day.
I look back on it now an laugh, but man...did we get an ass beating that day. Which is odd, because Joe was primarily repeating what he heard dad say so often.