Warning

 

Close

Confirm Action

Are you sure you wish to do this?

Confirm Cancel
Member Login
Site Notices
1/25/2018 7:38:29 AM
Posted: 6/9/2003 12:33:54 PM EST
the 2 I can think of were: 1.Bug-eyed sprite for an Austin Healy Sprite. 2 Chinese-eyed comet for a Mercury comet. the sprite got it's name from the headlights, the comet from its taillights.
Link Posted: 6/9/2003 12:40:42 PM EST
a friend got a '76 Oldsmobile Cutlass, I think... a big brown one... I lovingly called it... the Shitmobile... it was like a big brown turd on wheels.
Link Posted: 6/9/2003 12:44:39 PM EST
Cutlass=gutless Pontiac=ponticrap Taurus=tortoise Toyota=turdyota Nissan=pissan
Link Posted: 6/9/2003 12:46:47 PM EST
I call my Z-71 the "Z". It is genderless. But it tends to have nuts.
Link Posted: 6/9/2003 12:50:09 PM EST
Explorer = Exploder
Link Posted: 6/9/2003 12:51:10 PM EST
Bathtub - Porsche 356 Frog Eyed Sprite - Healey Sprite
Link Posted: 6/9/2003 12:54:02 PM EST
Suppository - Lexus SC430
Link Posted: 6/9/2003 1:02:24 PM EST
Originally Posted By PhatForrest: I call my Z-71 the "Z". It is genderless. But it tends to have nuts.
View Quote
Loose nut behind the wheel...
Link Posted: 6/9/2003 1:03:18 PM EST
"crotch rocket"
Link Posted: 6/9/2003 1:07:25 PM EST
Nicknames I heard: upside down fishbowl = Pacer Mine and Friends: Mom's Ford Taurus = The Clitaurus '67 Camaro = The Bone Marrow 77 Econo Van = The Grunt Van My '81 Olds Omega = The Spacebox '74 Plymonth Valari = The White Ferrari My '77 F-150 4x4 = Green Hell or The Hell Truck My '87 Pontiac 6000 = The Jag 70's Olds wagon V8 converted into a el-camino type = Dog-Style My '87 Monts SS = Montiac Dont ask me why.
Link Posted: 6/9/2003 1:10:55 PM EST
[Last Edit: 6/9/2003 1:11:45 PM EST by MDC85]
camaro = slowmaro 5.0 mustangs are generally called 5.slow for some reason my car is called the grey ghost....i guess its cuz its an old 4 banger suv
Link Posted: 6/9/2003 1:30:11 PM EST
Miata=Pinata
Link Posted: 6/9/2003 1:33:13 PM EST
Link Posted: 6/9/2003 1:50:39 PM EST
Fart Knocker = Any rice burner with "performance mods" that consist of mainly decals, a wing, a fucked up exhaust, and speakers.
Link Posted: 6/9/2003 2:01:18 PM EST
VW Scirocco = Shitrocker SAAB Turbo = Slob Turd Blow
Link Posted: 6/9/2003 2:22:24 PM EST
Originally Posted By SuperAlpha:
Originally Posted By PhatForrest: I call my Z-71 the "Z". It is genderless. But it tends to have nuts.
View Quote
Loose nut behind the wheel...
View Quote
So what are you trying to say, besides the obvious? :)
Link Posted: 6/9/2003 2:28:08 PM EST
[Last Edit: 6/9/2003 2:28:50 PM EST by nightstalker]
[img]http://www.gasolinealleyantiques.com/diecast/images/tomica/44a.jpg[/img] Where's Ponch?
Link Posted: 6/9/2003 2:28:28 PM EST
thunderbird= thunder chicken pontiac gto= goat vw beetle= pregant roller skate buick electra= duece and a quarter and of course my favorite car part is a removable radio= snatch box
Link Posted: 6/9/2003 2:41:19 PM EST
Geo Prism = Preo Gism A friend of mine has an old Chevy pickup he calls "Delilah" because he can't trust her.
Link Posted: 6/9/2003 2:52:58 PM EST
[Last Edit: 6/9/2003 2:56:59 PM EST by White_horse]
1950 Studebaker: 2 row corn picker: [img]http://pillers-r.tripod.com/studebaker/my50stude10a.jpg[/img] -White Horse Holy Cow! I posted the pic and then saw the corn in the background!
Link Posted: 6/9/2003 3:36:50 PM EST
The Daihatsu Charade. It was not a real car, just a charade of a car. Those marketing guys should have been fired.
Link Posted: 6/9/2003 3:37:30 PM EST
My '69 yellow and black Z-28 Camaro- Bumble Z My '85 S-10 Chevy Pickup w/210,000 miles on it- Wonder Truck
Link Posted: 6/9/2003 5:05:01 PM EST
Kia : killed in action. I can't see one of those cars without thinking of that. Rusty: my old truck, as in, "Get me home, rusty."
Link Posted: 6/9/2003 5:40:11 PM EST
Mitsubishi= Itchy Pu$$y
Link Posted: 6/9/2003 5:48:33 PM EST
Oldsmobile=automotive contraception
Link Posted: 6/9/2003 6:10:30 PM EST
a car so oogly, the only thing they could call it is a "Thing" [img]http://www2.whidbey.net/lighthook/thing.gif[/img] [url=http://www2.whidbey.net/lighthook/181.htm]THE VW TYPE 181 "THING"[/url]
Link Posted: 6/9/2003 8:58:53 PM EST
Back in High School, my friend had a Ford Aspire, and we used to call it the Pregnant Rollerskate.
Link Posted: 6/9/2003 9:03:36 PM EST
A friend of mine used to have a Daihatsu Charade. We called it the "Rolling Trapezoid"
Link Posted: 6/9/2003 9:43:59 PM EST
Volvo = vulva. Everyone feels safe in a vulva. Iso Rivolta -- If the name isn't enough, we called them Eyesore Revoltings. Which doesn't really fit since they are kinda neat looking.
Link Posted: 6/9/2003 9:58:05 PM EST
Lincoln Town Car = Lincoln Clown Car Mercury Sable = Mercury Unstable Ford Contour = Detour Mercury Mystique = Mistake Explorer = Exploder Navigator = Extravigator Expedition = Deposition Excursion = Excretion etc. etc. etc.
Link Posted: 6/9/2003 10:45:37 PM EST
Rice burner not really a specific model.
Link Posted: 6/9/2003 11:32:21 PM EST
aerostar=pintostar
Link Posted: 6/10/2003 2:05:58 AM EST
ford pinto- pin torch
Link Posted: 6/10/2003 2:20:25 AM EST
My roommate in college got a couple of light-colored hand-me-down old junkers from his family. His girlfriend dubbed the second one "Tan Turd Two."
Link Posted: 6/10/2003 2:23:14 AM EST
Comet=Vomit
Link Posted: 6/10/2003 2:30:31 AM EST
Many years ago, when a friend and I were really into British sports cars (he had a Healy Sprite and I had a MG TF 1500), he referred to the Corvette of that time as "the plastic pig."
Link Posted: 6/10/2003 5:02:22 AM EST
Friends refer to my F250 4X4 Crewcab Lariat as the Texas Lexus, despite the fact I'm a damn easterner.
Link Posted: 6/10/2003 10:22:11 AM EST
Afriend used to have a Ford Festiva in the most horrid shade of orange you can imagine. We used to rib him about not getting his carriage home by midnight-thusly was the car called "the pumpkin"
Link Posted: 6/10/2003 10:54:14 AM EST
1985 Chevrolet Chevette My wife and I bought this car new. Had no power, no handling, not comfortable, crappy gas mileage, no pickup, no top end. The only nice thing we could say about it was that it never broke down. We used to call it "The Vette", as in "If you are going to visit your sister, why don't you take The Vette since she lives in a shitty end of town?"
Link Posted: 6/10/2003 11:11:00 AM EST
The ugliest car ever made is the Pontiac Aztek, which all the members of the various and sundry Xterra clubs call The AssTek. We call anybody with a Honda "Skeebic" Civic, with shitty exhaust, a wing, performance decals and 9 billion watts per channel bass speakers a "Rice Boy".
Link Posted: 6/10/2003 11:35:35 AM EST
Cadillac Escalade: Masquerade Toyota: Toy Auto Daihatsu: Try not to sue, why not sue? Pontiac Grand Prix: Pontiac-branded flea Ford LTD Crown Victoria, police package: Tannerite! (Also known as the Claymore) Mitsubishi Mirage: (Aptly named. I truly wish I'd never seen the one I once had!) It only RESEMBLES a car. Dodge Durango: Wang hole! (Especially if driven by a pretty woman or at least a known slut) CJ
Link Posted: 6/10/2003 11:37:11 AM EST
1987 Chevy - "The Beast"
Link Posted: 6/10/2003 2:27:42 PM EST
I had a 80 Chry Cordoba, It had so muh trash in the backseats and trunk, wife called it "dipsy dumpter on wheels." Had a 69 Bonneville, "the TANK". Made out of metal and kept rolling. Friend has a Chevy pickup that is green, "Old Guacomole". Had a '75, 4-door Malibu that was rust colored, "Rusty". Good memories.
Link Posted: 6/10/2003 2:46:13 PM EST
Link Posted: 6/10/2003 2:47:50 PM EST
My buddy had a Ford cliTaurus in high school.
Link Posted: 6/10/2003 3:00:30 PM EST
Lets step into the Wayback Machine Mister Peabody. Pontiac GTO: Get tools Out, Gas Tires and Oil MOPAR: NOCAR Chevrolet: Shove it home and let it lay Mustang: Mustwang Ford: F'd-up On Race Day Pontiac TransAm: Screaming Chicken We had plenty more but my rememberer is getting to old to remember.
Link Posted: 6/10/2003 3:45:04 PM EST
This is a long time ago but Chevrolet Corvairs where called "Poor Man's Porsche". I also heard them called a "Shitbox"
Link Posted: 6/10/2003 4:26:22 PM EST
Originally Posted By Langadune: Mitsubishi= Itchy Pu$$y
View Quote
[LOL]
Link Posted: 6/10/2003 4:31:28 PM EST
Jeep=Heep
Link Posted: 6/10/2003 4:34:06 PM EST
I was riding on a bus in Korea one time (the only way to travel while in the ROK). We stopped at a light and a small sedan about the size of a Chevy Cavalier pulled along side. It was made by Isuzu. On the side were 4" stylish letters that said, I bullshit you not, .... "Impact." [BD] Panzer Out
Top Top