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Posted: 2/10/2006 4:48:31 PM EST
I'll post my answer a little later.
Link Posted: 2/10/2006 4:49:17 PM EST
A six pack?
Link Posted: 2/10/2006 4:52:16 PM EST
a tail.
Link Posted: 2/10/2006 4:53:22 PM EST

Originally Posted By cnorton:
A six pack?


And a twelve pack!
Link Posted: 2/10/2006 4:53:32 PM EST
if your friends are with you..


friends with you = not so hot..

friends not with you = it will do
Link Posted: 2/10/2006 4:54:02 PM EST
about 50 pounds.....
Link Posted: 2/10/2006 4:54:28 PM EST
Whether or not the lights are on...
Link Posted: 2/10/2006 4:56:09 PM EST

Originally Posted By cluster:
if your friends are with you..


friends with you = not so hot..

friends not with you = it will do




We have a winner here.

If you were NOT seen leaving the bar with her, she was a stoned fox.

OTOH, no matter how foxy she is, if you're seen leaving the bar with her, she's just some Sea Hag you picked up when you were hammered.
Link Posted: 2/10/2006 4:56:30 PM EST
Yes, it is amazing some of the women we score around 1 or 2 AM on a Friday or Saturday night...

I still have nightmares from one (married her for 10 years)
Link Posted: 2/10/2006 4:59:20 PM EST

Originally Posted By piccolo:

Originally Posted By cluster:
if your friends are with you..


friends with you = not so hot..

friends not with you = it will do




We have a winner here.

If you were NOT seen leaving the bar with her, she was a stoned fox.

OTOH, no matter how foxy she is, if you're seen leaving the bar with her, she's just some Sea Hag you picked up when you were hammered.




cool! what do i win?

Link Posted: 2/10/2006 5:00:12 PM EST

Originally Posted By cluster:

Originally Posted By piccolo:

Originally Posted By cluster:
if your friends are with you..


friends with you = not so hot..

friends not with you = it will do




We have a winner here.

If you were NOT seen leaving the bar with her, she was a stoned fox.

OTOH, no matter how foxy she is, if you're seen leaving the bar with her, she's just some Sea Hag you picked up when you were hammered.




cool! what do i win?




You win a date with the REAL DOG.
Link Posted: 2/10/2006 5:05:42 PM EST
Posture.

Seriously, how a woman carries herself is the deal maker or breaker.

Personality, too, for me. If I can't hold a meaningful conversation, I'm not interested.


JOE
Link Posted: 2/10/2006 5:10:06 PM EST
I've always said nakedness is the real equalizer.

There are chicks with average faces and so-so clothes that you wouldn't think twice about with the clothes on that turn out to have incredible bodies.

These are the ideal targets in the bar.

Link Posted: 2/10/2006 5:11:29 PM EST

Originally Posted By NoVaGator:
I've always said nakedness is the real equalizer.

There are chicks with average faces and so-so clothes that you wouldn't think twice about with the clothes on that turn out to have incredible bodies.

These are the ideal targets in the bar.




You sir, are a gentleman and a scholar.

G
Link Posted: 2/10/2006 5:15:36 PM EST
Make Up?




Link Posted: 2/10/2006 5:22:27 PM EST
They all look better through the bottom of a glass, and
they all look like sisters from the bottom.
Link Posted: 2/10/2006 5:30:01 PM EST
Paper or plastic?
Link Posted: 2/10/2006 5:34:29 PM EST

Originally Posted By NavajoGunOwner:
Make Up?


i31.photobucket.com/albums/c375/Navajozorro/makeup.jpg




Man, Pamela looks like crap without makeup... I guess Kid Rock got tired of seeing that every morning...
Link Posted: 2/10/2006 5:34:31 PM EST
[Last Edit: 2/10/2006 5:36:43 PM EST by 3rdpig]
Hottie: Not putting out for anyone.

Dog: Fucks like a wildcat.

Hottie: Spend all your money and don't even get a kiss on the cheek

Dog: She buys you dinner then blows and fucks your socks off all night.

Hottie: No sex and she tells all her friends what a lousy lay you are.

Dog: She fucks you all night long and tells her friends that you're a God in bed.

Hottie: Can't cook and isn't interested in learning how.

Dog: Will buy the ingredients, cook you the best dinner of you life and blow you from under the table while you eat.


Marry an ugly woman, you won't regret it. I married a beautiful one, home coming queen, captain of the cheerleading team, etc. etc., and spent the next 10 years regretting it.
Link Posted: 2/10/2006 5:35:03 PM EST
Make can make a hottie out of a six packer!

Link Posted: 2/10/2006 5:36:02 PM EST
makeup and a case of Sam Adams
Link Posted: 2/10/2006 5:39:21 PM EST
Make sure you bring a bag for when you wake up in the morning!!!



I have one more coming up!

Link Posted: 2/10/2006 5:42:29 PM EST
What make a woman hot or not, beside make up????



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IS she a Republican or a Democrate!!!!




All done!!

Link Posted: 2/10/2006 5:42:30 PM EST

Originally Posted By NavajoGunOwner:
Make sure you bring a bag for when you wake up in the morning!!!

i31.photobucket.com/albums/c375/Navajozorro/makup3.jpg

I have one more coming up!




Oh, come on, the ones on the left are ok... Stop getting all the Victoria Secret catolog pages sticky
Link Posted: 2/10/2006 5:44:27 PM EST

Originally Posted By NoVaGator:
I've always said nakedness is the real equalizer.

There are chicks with average faces and so-so clothes that you wouldn't think twice about with the clothes on that turn out to have incredible bodies.

These are the ideal targets in the bar.


I had my share of those. We called them "butter faces" Everything looked good but-her-face.
Link Posted: 2/10/2006 5:55:54 PM EST

Originally Posted By NavajoGunOwner:
Make Up?


i31.photobucket.com/albums/c375/Navajozorro/makeup.jpg




Link Posted: 2/10/2006 5:59:25 PM EST

Originally Posted By Cope:

Originally Posted By NavajoGunOwner:
Make Up?


i31.photobucket.com/albums/c375/Navajozorro/makeup.jpg




i1.tinypic.com/nl98u8.jpg



hmm.. i guess some ladies just look better with facial hair..
Link Posted: 2/10/2006 5:59:34 PM EST

Originally Posted By NavajoGunOwner:
What make a woman hot or not, beside make up????

IS she a Republican or a Democrate!!!!

i31.photobucket.com/albums/c375/Navajozorro/GOPvsDEMOwomen.jpg

All done!!




Link Posted: 2/10/2006 7:22:08 PM EST

Originally Posted By NavajoGunOwner:
Make can make a hottie out of a six packer!

i31.photobucket.com/albums/c375/Navajozorro/makeup2.jpg




that ain't no six pack



that there is a case and a half
Link Posted: 2/10/2006 7:29:05 PM EST
[Last Edit: 2/10/2006 7:30:14 PM EST by CAR-10]
Sorry, but the chick from Alias is still working for me. Even in the raw.
Link Posted: 2/10/2006 7:50:33 PM EST
Link Posted: 2/10/2006 7:55:55 PM EST

Originally Posted By paul_the_welder:
about 50 pounds.....

Link Posted: 2/10/2006 7:56:27 PM EST
Link Posted: 2/10/2006 7:58:11 PM EST

Originally Posted By CARFan:
Sorry, stollen from another thread.

show.imagehosting.us/show/1158209/0/nouser_1158/T0_-1_1158209.jpg




but the real question is whether or not it has a bullseye on the lower back or not
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