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Posted: 6/30/2012 6:23:43 AM EDT
2 little girls peed all over it.
And unfortunately, it drained down into the sides and into the reclining mechanism, so the smell is probably stuck. 
But I need to at least try to clean it out. |
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Posted: 6/30/2012 6:24:46 AM EDT
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They thought it'd be funny to pee in stereo???
I'd assume that a spot shampooer would be about the best you could do? Like one of those little Bissel jobbies. |
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Posted: 6/30/2012 6:25:02 AM EDT
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Posted: 6/30/2012 6:27:33 AM EDT
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treat it like a pet stain
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Posted: 6/30/2012 6:29:47 AM EDT
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WTF??? They just decided to pee on it? Together?
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Posted: 6/30/2012 6:30:16 AM EDT
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Kids n Pets spray cleaner works wonders for us.
Hose it down with that and you'll be fine. It even gets rid of the smells. 
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Posted: 6/30/2012 6:31:54 AM EDT
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Quoted: WTF??? They just decided to pee on it? Together? Kids these days. |
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Posted: 6/30/2012 6:33:51 AM EDT
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Quoted: treat it like a pet stain How will hitting them with a Newpaper Help OP, Really? |
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Posted: 6/30/2012 6:35:53 AM EDT
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Posted: 6/30/2012 6:39:00 AM EDT
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Take the cushion to furniture store/ fabric store and they can cut you a new piece of foam. Wash the cushion the in the washing machine or how ever it is recommended. Then use a bucket full of water and laundry detergent to scrub down the rest of the couch, then use a pet urine remover.
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Posted: 6/30/2012 6:40:32 AM EDT
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Lots of good infos here: http://www.google.com/search?q=urine+micro+fiber+couch&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a Yeah I hit up google after posting. But I was hoping youguys might know a better trick. Everything I read said to soak up the urine as much as you can before doing anything. But of course, by the time I get back to the living room my wife is soaking it with a bunch of hot water and liquid dish soap. And unfortunately, she started on the biggest puddle too. So now we have urine DEEP into the non-removable cushions. That was my favorite seat too.
My couch is fucked. |
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Posted: 6/30/2012 6:43:53 AM EDT
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fire
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Posted: 6/30/2012 6:45:14 AM EDT
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Posted: 6/30/2012 6:47:12 AM EDT
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Ask them since they're the wiz kids
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Posted: 6/30/2012 6:48:35 AM EDT
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Posted: 6/30/2012 6:50:19 AM EDT
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i know if you rub their noses in it, they won't do it again |
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Posted: 6/30/2012 6:51:35 AM EDT
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wet/dry vac for what you can get to.
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Posted: 6/30/2012 6:52:34 AM EDT
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WTF??? They just decided to pee on it? Together? Kids these days.
Kids? I met this woman online who just had a pic of her face which was passable. She came to my house on the first date and turned out to be a double triple wide sow real easte agent driving a Lexus. She had hygiene issues I found out too late and funked up my new couch. No amount of different strengths Fabreeze could kill it. I even took the expensive spread that took the brunt of her stinking ass to a dry cleaners and they asked "Eew, what is that?" I told them internet dating. That didn't even kill it. I ended up throwing it in the washing maching and letting it hang ouside for days and I could still smell it. The couch still has some residual musty smell after three years. Fucking pig. |
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Posted: 6/30/2012 6:54:36 AM EDT
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WTF??? They just decided to pee on it? Together? Kids these days.
Kids? I met this woman online who just had a pic of her face which was passable. She turned out to double triple wide sow real easte agent driving a Lexus. She had hygiene issues I found out too late and funked up my new couch. No amount of different strengths Fabreeze could kill it. I even took the expensive spread that took the brunt of her stinking ass to a dry cleaners and they asked "Eew, what is that?" I told them internet dating. That didn't even kill it. I ended up throwing it in the washing maching and letting it hang ouside for days and I could still smell it. The couch still has some residual musty smell after three years. Fucking pig. Why didn't you throw it away???????????????
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Posted: 6/30/2012 6:56:55 AM EDT
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You should have gotten them neutered.
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Posted: 6/30/2012 7:00:29 AM EDT
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Cheap white shaving creme...sounds odd but it works...spray it on let it sit for a minute then soak it up with rag, let it dry, and then vacuum it. Of course you want to soak up the pee as much as possible first.
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Posted: 6/30/2012 7:02:49 AM EDT
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WTF??? They just decided to pee on it? Together? Kids these days.
Kids? I met this woman online who just had a pic of her face which was passable. She turned out to double triple wide sow real easte agent driving a Lexus. She had hygiene issues I found out too late and funked up my new couch. No amount of different strengths Fabreeze could kill it. I even took the expensive spread that took the brunt of her stinking ass to a dry cleaners and they asked "Eew, what is that?" I told them internet dating. That didn't even kill it. I ended up throwing it in the washing maching and letting it hang ouside for days and I could still smell it. The couch still has some residual musty smell after three years. Fucking pig. Why didn't you throw it away??????????????? Because, it was one of those soft fake chamois skin on one side, fake hair on the other that was given to me as a gift by an ex g/f and leather side up fits and looks great on the couch. The ex later came and visited and asked, is that throw I gave you? I was hoping she couln't smell ass on it. |
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Posted: 6/30/2012 7:03:35 AM EDT
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I was gonna tell you to whack their peepee, but I see that such a suggestion wouldn't work in this case.
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Posted: 6/30/2012 7:06:02 AM EDT
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You can't totally eliminate the urine.
Since your territory has been marked by intruders, you now must piss on their pee to reestablish your dominance of the furniture. |
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Posted: 6/30/2012 7:06:51 AM EDT
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Just make a toilet out of it. You'll have the most comfy crapper in town!
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Posted: 6/30/2012 7:08:06 AM EDT
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Quoted: Holy sentimental rug, Batman!Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: WTF??? They just decided to pee on it? Together? Kids these days. Kids? I met this woman online who just had a pic of her face which was passable. She turned out to double triple wide sow real easte agent driving a Lexus. She had hygiene issues I found out too late and funked up my new couch. No amount of different strengths Fabreeze could kill it. I even took the expensive spread that took the brunt of her stinking ass to a dry cleaners and they asked "Eew, what is that?" I told them internet dating. That didn't even kill it. I ended up throwing it in the washing maching and letting it hang ouside for days and I could still smell it. The couch still has some residual musty smell after three years. Fucking pig. Why didn't you throw it away??????????????? Because, it was one of those soft fake chamois skin on one side, fake hair on the other that was given to me as a gift by an ex g/f and leather side up fits and looks great on the couch. The ex later came and visited and asked, is that throw I gave you? I was hoping she couln't smell ass on it. I was at least hoping that it was made out of some exotic animal species, or a quilt that GG'ma made for you on her deathbed out of unicorn yarn or something.  |
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Posted: 6/30/2012 7:09:05 AM EDT
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With their tears.
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Posted: 6/30/2012 7:10:40 AM EDT
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Kids? I met this woman online who just had a pic of her face which was passable. She came to my house on the first date The fuck? 
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Posted: 6/30/2012 7:11:31 AM EDT
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I bet 4 little girl hands could do a good job at cleaning it up
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Posted: 6/30/2012 7:13:58 AM EDT
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now i know why old people have all their furniture covered in plastic. its so people dont come over and piss on it. theyve lived so long they have probably had two or three couches ruined by piss. they probably take it off as soon as their guests leave and the threat or urine damage has passed
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Posted: 6/30/2012 7:14:04 AM EDT
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Serious answer: go to a pet store and but a large bottle of "nature's miracle". Its meant to neutralize pet stain odors, but works very well on human odors as well. Supposedly contains chemicals and enzymes that eliminate the organics that are causing the smell.
I would super saturate everywhere that got wet. Let it soak down into the cushions, etc. Once it dries, you won't be able to detect a hint of odor. Stuff is amazing. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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Posted: 6/30/2012 7:16:31 AM EDT
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Girls peeing on your couch?
That's like a chinaman peeing on your favorite rug. |
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Posted: 6/30/2012 7:17:36 AM EDT
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Well, I used towels to soak up as much urine as I could on the side that didn't get drenched with soapy water, and did the same on the drenched side, but it didn't really help much since it was just too wet.
Used some upholstery cleaner, let it soak in for a bit and then dabbed it up. Now I have a ton of baking powder sitting on it with the ceiling fan on high. I hope this works. |
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Posted: 6/30/2012 7:19:29 AM EDT
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WTF??? They just decided to pee on it? Together? Kids these days.
Kids? I met this woman online who just had a pic of her face which was passable. She turned out to double triple wide sow real easte agent driving a Lexus. She had hygiene issues I found out too late and funked up my new couch. No amount of different strengths Fabreeze could kill it. I even took the expensive spread that took the brunt of her stinking ass to a dry cleaners and they asked "Eew, what is that?" I told them internet dating. That didn't even kill it. I ended up throwing it in the washing maching and letting it hang ouside for days and I could still smell it. The couch still has some residual musty smell after three years. Fucking pig. Why didn't you throw it away??????????????? Because, it was one of those soft fake chamois skin on one side, fake hair on the other that was given to me as a gift by an ex g/f and leather side up fits and looks great on the couch. The ex later came and visited and asked, is that throw I gave you? I was hoping she couln't smell ass on it. I wouldn't care if she sat on my grandmother's corpse. If a nasty pig like that leaves an odor on something, its getting tossed into the garbage no matter how sentimental. I think the bigger questiion is why did you let her remain in your house for more than 15 seconds. Life is too short to waste on being polite with a poster child for false advertising. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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Posted: 6/30/2012 7:20:38 AM EDT
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I don't have kids so I don't know about kid issues. But what would possess them to piss on your couch?
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Posted: 6/30/2012 7:25:55 AM EDT
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First.
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Posted: 6/30/2012 7:41:02 AM EDT
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WTF??? They just decided to pee on it? Together? Kids these days.
Kids? I met this woman online who just had a pic of her face which was passable. She turned out to double triple wide sow real easte agent driving a Lexus. She had hygiene issues I found out too late and funked up my new couch. No amount of different strengths Fabreeze could kill it. I even took the expensive spread that took the brunt of her stinking ass to a dry cleaners and they asked "Eew, what is that?" I told them internet dating. That didn't even kill it. I ended up throwing it in the washing maching and letting it hang ouside for days and I could still smell it. The couch still has some residual musty smell after three years. Fucking pig. Why didn't you throw it away??????????????? Because, it was one of those soft fake chamois skin on one side, fake hair on the other that was given to me as a gift by an ex g/f and leather side up fits and looks great on the couch. The ex later came and visited and asked, is that throw I gave you? I was hoping she couln't smell ass on it. I wouldn't care if she sat on my grandmother's corpse. If a nasty pig like that leaves an odor on something, its getting tossed into the garbage no matter how sentimental. I think the bigger questiion is why did you let her remain in your house for more than 15 seconds. Life is too short to waste on being polite with a poster child for false advertising. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile I remember she wore some very strong erbal cover scent like hippies use to wear. I didn't know it was to mask her ass until after she left and I laid my head where she had been sitting. I sat up and zero'd in with my nose and said F#@& ! I coudn't believe a human, much less a proffesional business woman could produce such stink. I would of rather had a feral hog sit on my couch and it would had less lasting effect. I couldn't tell her when she got out I'm sorry, you're too fat and your ass probably stinks and neither would you. She would have planted an ass stamp on your couch too while until you got through the first encounter, in fact, where do you live? |
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Posted: 6/30/2012 7:51:22 AM EDT
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Posted: 6/30/2012 7:51:39 AM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: WTF??? They just decided to pee on it? Together? Kids these days. Kids? I met this woman online who just had a pic of her face which was passable. She came to my house on the first date and turned out to be a double triple wide sow real easte agent driving a Lexus. She had hygiene issues I found out too late and funked up my new couch. No amount of different strengths Fabreeze could kill it. I even took the expensive spread that took the brunt of her stinking ass to a dry cleaners and they asked "Eew, what is that?" I told them internet dating. That didn't even kill it. I ended up throwing it in the washing maching and letting it hang ouside for days and I could still smell it. The couch still has some residual musty smell after three years. Fucking pig. SO you fucked her on the couch? |
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Posted: 6/30/2012 7:51:41 AM EDT
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WTF??? They just decided to pee on it? Together? Kids these days.
Kids? I met this woman online who just had a pic of her face which was passable. She came to my house on the first date and turned out to be a double triple wide sow real easte agent driving a Lexus. She had hygiene issues I found out too late and funked up my new couch. No amount of different strengths Fabreeze could kill it. I even took the expensive spread that took the brunt of her stinking ass to a dry cleaners and they asked "Eew, what is that?" I told them internet dating. That didn't even kill it. I ended up throwing it in the washing maching and letting it hang ouside for days and I could still smell it. The couch still has some residual musty smell after three years. Fucking pig. 
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Posted: 6/30/2012 8:04:00 AM EDT
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WTF??? They just decided to pee on it? Together? Kids these days.
Kids? I met this woman online who just had a pic of her face which was passable. She came to my house on the first date and turned out to be a double triple wide sow real easte agent driving a Lexus. She had hygiene issues I found out too late and funked up my new couch. No amount of different strengths Fabreeze could kill it. I even took the expensive spread that took the brunt of her stinking ass to a dry cleaners and they asked "Eew, what is that?" I told them internet dating. That didn't even kill it. I ended up throwing it in the washing maching and letting it hang ouside for days and I could still smell it. The couch still has some residual musty smell after three years. Fucking pig. SO you fucked her on the couch? No. I wouldn't want to have even seen her unclothed. |
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Posted: 6/30/2012 8:05:29 AM EDT
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Posted: 6/30/2012 8:09:29 AM EDT
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Other than doing a sniff test, here's the only warning sign that you need to put a sheet of plastic down before they sit down.
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Posted: 6/30/2012 8:09:56 AM EDT
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Damn. That couch really tied the room together, man.
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Posted: 6/30/2012 8:12:50 AM EDT
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I would call one of those professional carpet/upholstery steamer places like Stanley Steamer and let them have at it.
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Posted: 6/30/2012 8:16:15 AM EDT
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So, two girls one couch? Surprised that lasted so long.
Like others said, I would try some of that pet stuff. |
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Posted: 6/30/2012 8:49:39 AM EDT
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I would soak the thing in an enzymatic pet urine treatment. It can reach deep and neutralize the odor without having to remove the hard to reach traces of pee.
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Posted: 6/30/2012 8:55:04 AM EDT
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I would call one of those professional carpet/upholstery steamer places like Stanley Steamer and let them have at it. For what they'll probably charge, you could damn near have a new couch I'm guessing. |
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Posted: 6/30/2012 9:35:56 AM EDT
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So, two girls one couch? Surprised that lasted so long. Like others said, I would try some of that pet stuff. They're my nieces. One of them had a diaper on, but it leaked. They were afraid to come get anyone because they thought my dog (german shepherd) would be out. But she's always locked away in the office while any kids are here. I think my couch is ruined. But I'm going to keep the baking powder on it for the rest of the day just to be sure. ETA: I might go get some of that pet stuff too. We used to have some, but I guess we used it all up a few years ago. |
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Posted: 6/30/2012 9:56:10 AM EDT
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I would soak the thing in an enzymatic pet urine treatment. It can reach deep and neutralize the odor without having to remove the hard to reach traces of pee. This. |
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Posted: 6/30/2012 9:58:06 AM EDT
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WTF??? They just decided to pee on it? Together? Kids these days.
Kids? I met this woman online who just had a pic of her face which was passable. She came to my house on the first date and turned out to be a double triple wide sow real easte agent driving a Lexus. She had hygiene issues I found out too late and funked up my new couch. No amount of different strengths Fabreeze could kill it. I even took the expensive spread that took the brunt of her stinking ass to a dry cleaners and they asked "Eew, what is that?" I told them internet dating. That didn't even kill it. I ended up throwing it in the washing maching and letting it hang ouside for days and I could still smell it. The couch still has some residual musty smell after three years. Fucking pig. That is..just....wow. 
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