I have, in excessive detail, on my desk:
A Gerber knife - unknown model, straight, serrated, 5inch blade
My daily planner - Franklin Covey Classic size, black leather
4D Cell Maglite, black
Glock G23, in Milt Sparks VMII holster
2 Speedloaders for my Taurus 85 - HKS, full of .38 +P Hydrashocks
Chapstick (actually "Burt's Bees" beeswax stuff)
Sun Microsystems mug full of pens and pencils (14 of them, plus a scissors)
WAC Aeronautical chart - Denver
2 Books - Barron's Financial and Business Statements quick-reference and Engineering Design Methods
Peachtree Accounting 2005 CD - bare, can't find the case
Financial calculator - TI BAII Plus
Bottle of polyurethane glue - Elmers "Ultimate Glue", 8 ounce size
Business card case - black plastic
Random jar of old .22 shells I found in the trunk of my car tonight
phone, cup, plate, speakers.....
2 empty pepsi cans, bic pen and a cheap ass chinese knife
a mini wire basket full of pens, clock radio, cordless phone in chager, empty cup,
Bunch of other crap.
A Glock 19C, a knife, DrPepper, cell phone and a stack of bills.
You can have the stack if you want them, there all current and needs a good home.
You glorious bastard!
bowl, cup, sppoon, a couple CDs, speakers, monitor, keyboard, mouse, a fork and another spoon, some paperwork, a lamp, a dip-spit filled diet coke can from a long time ago, phone charger, two sticks of deodorant, scissors, 1.93$ in change, sunglasses, a couple receipts, glasses, and a set of fingernail clippers.
Oh yeah, there's a Dell catalog on top of my monitor. but i just dropped it in the trash, so i guess that doesn't count.
I have a laptop on...my lap.
but on a table next to me I have a vodka/mountain dew, ps2 controler, xbox remote, Weber big book of grilling, blank cds, a memory card and a screwdriver.
Spyderco Military, black blade
Spyderco Manix 80mm
Oakley Juilet Sunglasses
Smith Bazooka Sunglasses
Larue Tactical Field Device
Spyderco Cricket, Stainless, used as a money clip with some cash in it
Cup holding pens, etc.
A couple of PLASTIC cased 223 cases I found at the range. They are on my desk because I having been meaning to start a thread to ask "WTF is a plastic case 223 round???"
Panasonic portable CD player
And, Oh, the 12" Powerbook G4
Beer mug full of pens & pencils
2 bags of AK rivets
AK pistol grip w/screw
2 AK hammers
set of allen wrenches
C cell maglite
3 bic lighters
pack of cigarettes
5 Magpul Ranger Plates
9 AR mag floor plates
phillips head screwdriver
AA maglite w/ rail mount
two latte' cups
one soda cup
Dust Off canned air
1911 w/6 loaded mags
M4gery w/mag inserted
A3 w/heavy barrel
1000 rnds .223 (300 in mags)
300 rnds 7.62X39 (in mags)
The slowly festering corpse of my neighbor's father.
His brains are tasty! BRAAIINNZZZ!
A nekid girl!! and shes winking at me... OMGLOLBBQ!!!
Two 19" LCD monitors
Logitech Z-5500 speakers
Glass of Makers Mark
Empty Dr. Pepper can
A set of Ubuntu Linux 64bit edition CD's
Hk Mk.23 SOCOM with Gemtech SOS45
Spindles of DVD-Rs and CD-Rs
Dog x 2
Military seperation paperwork
wouldnt the proper term be "zulu"?
a glock 17, an empty root beer bottle, BOB DVD set, and some wiley x sunglasses.
/oh and my drink
case prep tools (neck brush, chamfer tool, etc)
bottle of Brasso
Lots of blank DVD-R/+R
various writing implements
Swiss Army Knife
Texas Instruments TI-84 Plus
Next weeks' work schdule
8in1 card reader
Swingline hole punch
some random piece of paper
My openly voting for number 3 nullifies my pussification.
therefore I am not a pussy for not just 'chillin with a gun
Your disclaimer actually magnifies your pussyness. Declaring that you were not a pussy did not help your cause. Sorry man, I don't make the rules.
I actually don't have any guns in the house right now, due to roommate troubles. Just $400-500 in ammo.
computer & monitor
lots of trash
a few sets of speakers
a couple rifle slings
mag light(4 d cell)
empty fruity pebbles box
a few shirts
a couple jackets
about 2 dozen knives of assorted size, shape, and make
medical supplies(bandages, bandaids, creams, pills, etc., etc.)
pocket sized 2 meter band radio
promotional army flashlight
empty cream cheese wrapper
a few pencils and pens
a pistol grip and related hardware for a mossberg shotgun(yes, i know it's not practical. shut up!)
3 sets of keys
6 dead batteries
~ 2 gallons of beer in one liter bottles
one empty "mr. beer" home brewing keg
a bag of refined pure cane sugar
a paper plate
2 rolls of paper towels
in immediate area:
way too much to list, but it includes large amounts of bulk food items, water, ammo, books, firearms, and lots more.
God, so much shit it's rediculous.
Old muzzle brake off my AR10 A4 that comes from when the AW ban sunset.
1 live 50BMG round
2 700grn 50BMG AP heads
1 AP core that survived an encounter with a large boulder, still very sharp.
12 rounds of 45ACP 230grn Gold Dot loaded into moon clips for S&W 25-2.
various shotgun shells including slug, 3 inch buck, and a bird bomb.
A custom grip for an N-frame S&W.
Various other live rounds and fired casings.
Pic that comes from a "show your computer area" thread on a different forum.
Are you crazy? Any time now, someone is going to ask about the bill you have on the desk, figure out what prescription you have, criticize the music you listen to, and no doubt discover the dildo/anal lube/other sex toy you have in the corner and forgot about.
Posting a pic of a bunch of your stuff on Arfcom is like throwing raw steaks at hyenas. The fucking analysis has begun.
Does that thing actually work? I have probably 50 hosed CD's I'd like to fix.
I had the same thing until an hour ago when my wife collected the trash. She also grabbed the bowl I ate them from with the obligatory petrified milk residue. Yes, she bitched about it, like she does every day when she collects the disgusting shit from my office.
4 19" flatscreen monitors
a pad and pencil
a diet coke
I am at work
That better for ya? Dont want ya worrying about me.
Ar15 pistol, Mp3 player, watch, wallet and a few credit cards, sunglasses, jeep magazine, tape measure, a few syringes, couple of paper plates and forks.
The usual stuff.
one gigantic Maine Coon cat
About 30 research papers
"Applied Multiple Regression/Correlation Analysis for the Behavioral Sciences" (book written by Cohen & Cohen)
Three pads of paper
About 20 pages of handwritten scribbled notes, models and diagrams
30 pages of typed/printed notes
2 yellow highlighters
Holy crap my life is boring.
(Edit - just noticed the "immediate area" part of the question. That's just what's on my desk. In the immediate area is also a Mizzou hooded sweatshirt, and of course a 1911A1 on my hip. The only pussy here is my Maine Coon )
Jack & Coke
On desk: Speakers, computer tower, camera, couple of pictures, can of dust-off, stack of disks, glass of pepsi, mouse.
Gun is on my hip: Baer concept VII
1 junky computer
AR15 carbine by right leg
.45 pistol at arms lenght
radio listining to coasttocoastam
Texas Instrruments TI-83 for the log work for reloads
notebooks working on reload data
bench behind me 2 reloading presses not being used at this time
hatchet on peg board in case of mutants attacking
large black cat sitting on lap
large black dog sleeping behind chair
can of skoal mint
ice crystals forming on garage door glass, damn its freezing in the garage tonight!
1 busted up computer with guts torn out sitting on floor
1 dive knife
1 military knife 'MK 3 MOD O USN' with no use at the moment
still trying to decide on what press to get Dillon 550B or RCBS pro 200o to fill empty space on table...
alot of misc junk.
my NEF Shotgun manual
1 and only cigg
Beretta 2005 Calalog
1 .45 fired round from last time I shot outdoors (shot a microwave and found it in there)
but no apple juice, couple empty diet coke cans.
A $20 crystal wine glass
And an assortment of brazilian kitchen knives
I'm sitting at the kitchen table of my parents' rental house.
5 switch boxes
1 large cup of coffee
1 double italian espresso
you just love to gloat, don't you?
CC, DL, Bic pen, post-it pad,
Then there is what is in and under the desk...
LOL, The date stamps on this post are pretty close eh? Guess I'm fairly predictable when it comes to ARFCOM.
set of allen wrenches
4 cell phones (1 works)
27th Machinery's Handbook
sd card reader
stack of paperwork
spindle of cds
dock for my mp3 player
M4+8 loaded HK416 mags
Glock 23+3 loaded mags
Colt Cobra+18 rounds
Charter Arms 38 unloaded
Stevens 22lr rifle unloaded
M1 Garand reciever
Couple of switchblades
Couple of Benchmade knives
USGI flame thrower tanks
Various center fire ammo
Lots of computer games
I visit ARFCOM on my notebook on my coffee table(not a desk). On this table I have a knife,remote x2, pepper shaker, and a cold beer. The AR is on the coutch next to me and a Glock(23) on my hip.
great (sad) thread!
Doritos & Coke
Voltron lion leg
botan rice candy