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1/25/2018 7:38:29 AM
Posted: 4/1/2006 9:25:00 AM EST
[Last Edit: 4/1/2006 9:29:48 AM EST by JCKnife]
I'm guessing just the ladies will answer but, what's it like to give a guy head?
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I'm guessing it tastes like rubber coated in slime.
Link Posted: 4/1/2006 9:28:39 AM EST
Get them roasted they taste pretty good roasted with a little butter
Link Posted: 4/1/2006 9:29:01 AM EST
Well, it's an aquired taste. I cannot eat them as I somehow developed an allergy to oysters, clams, scallops(real ones), mussles. But shrimp, crabs and the rest I can eat.. Go figure.


Back on topic now. Hit them with some Tabasco and wash down with cold beer.. Damned good IMO
Link Posted: 4/1/2006 9:30:25 AM EST
[Last Edit: 4/1/2006 9:32:38 AM EST by JCKnife]
APRIL FOOLS!
Been wanting to do that for years.

(original quesion was about raw oysters)
Link Posted: 4/1/2006 9:30:27 AM EST
[Last Edit: 4/1/2006 9:31:17 AM EST by MagKnightX]
On oysters rather than what JCKnife changed the question to: From their appearance, I would say mildewy semen. I've never hazarded a taste of either oysters or what they resemble.
Link Posted: 4/1/2006 9:30:33 AM EST
don't worry. Put it on a saltine, and add horseradish, coctail sauce and/or hotsauce. That should alleviate some of the snot-like texture and taste.
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I love them with just a splash of hot sauce.
Link Posted: 4/1/2006 9:31:27 AM EST

Originally Posted By JCKnife:
I'm guessing just the ladies will answer but, what's it like to give a guy head?




Originally Posted By shotar:
Taste like cold snot.



Link Posted: 4/1/2006 9:38:38 AM EST

Asshole edited his post from oysters to head.
Link Posted: 4/1/2006 9:39:52 AM EST

Originally Posted By thedoctors308:

Originally Posted By JCKnife:
I'm guessing just the ladies will answer but, what's it like to give a guy head?




Originally Posted By shotar:
Taste like cold snot.






Link Posted: 4/1/2006 9:40:10 AM EST

Originally Posted By Waldo:
Asshole edited his post from oysters to head.



Lighten up, Francis--it's April Fools!
Link Posted: 4/1/2006 9:45:02 AM EST

Originally Posted By JCKnife:

Originally Posted By Waldo:
Asshole edited his post from oysters to head.



Lighten up, Francis--it's April Fools!




Link Posted: 4/1/2006 9:45:55 AM EST

Brilliant!




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Tastes like UGH!
Link Posted: 4/1/2006 9:57:32 AM EST

Originally Posted By thedoctors308:

Originally Posted By JCKnife:
I'm guessing just the ladies will answer but, what's it like to give a guy head?




Originally Posted By shotar:
Taste like cold snot.







Link Posted: 4/1/2006 10:00:04 AM EST

Originally Posted By Waldo:
Asshole edited his post from oysters to head.



Link Posted: 4/1/2006 10:06:55 AM EST
Link Posted: 4/1/2006 10:22:59 AM EST
Best post ever.


- BG
Link Posted: 4/1/2006 10:30:42 AM EST

Originally Posted By BUCC_Guy:
Best post ever.


- BG



Meh, it's been done.
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Nice!
Link Posted: 4/1/2006 10:51:41 AM EST

Originally Posted By jwr6:
don't worry. Put it on a saltine, and add horseradish, coctail sauce and/or hotsauce. That should alleviate some of the snot-like texture and taste.



Link Posted: 4/1/2006 10:52:42 AM EST
BURN!
Link Posted: 4/1/2006 10:56:34 AM EST
I'm guessing mine tastes like KY Jelly
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Link Posted: 4/1/2006 11:03:45 AM EST
tastes like chicken right?
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Link Posted: 4/1/2006 11:23:09 AM EST

Originally Posted By JCKnife:

Originally Posted By Waldo:
Asshole edited his post from oysters to head.



Lighten up, Francis--it's April Fools!



BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!


This is fucking brilliant!
Link Posted: 4/1/2006 11:36:35 AM EST
[Last Edit: 4/1/2006 11:37:03 AM EST by The_Beer_Slayer]
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brokeback
Link Posted: 4/1/2006 1:24:28 PM EST
[Last Edit: 4/1/2006 1:43:36 PM EST by Leisure_Shoot]

Originally Posted By SP1Grrl:
Sorry, but anything that slimey isn't going in my mouth.



Damn it. I had you up on such a tall pedestal, in my mind.
Now...

ETA: too bad Gabby didn't post in this thread. She has such a way with words. I can only imagine.
JCKnife played his cards too soon on this practical joke. Classic, none-the-less.
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So now all thats left is for the ladies to answer the real question...
Link Posted: 4/1/2006 2:16:30 PM EST
[Last Edit: 4/1/2006 2:17:31 PM EST by BallisticTip]
Good one.

IBTL
Link Posted: 4/1/2006 2:22:10 PM EST

Originally Posted By BUCC_Guy:
Best post ever.


- BG


AMEN...Damn that was FUNNY

Sean
Link Posted: 4/1/2006 2:28:01 PM EST
O......M...........G!!!!
Link Posted: 4/1/2006 2:28:20 PM EST
ROFLMAO!!!!
Link Posted: 4/1/2006 2:29:55 PM EST
Too funny.

He gave it up to early.
Link Posted: 4/1/2006 2:31:55 PM EST
great post
Link Posted: 4/1/2006 2:34:55 PM EST
that was funnier than hell... I don't care who you are.
Link Posted: 4/1/2006 2:38:25 PM EST

Originally Posted By Waldo:
Asshole edited his post from oysters to head.





Link Posted: 4/1/2006 2:42:51 PM EST
hail.gif

I'm not worthy, I'm not worthy
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