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Posted: 4/1/2006 10:25:00 AM EDT
I'm guessing just the ladies will answer but, what's it like to give a guy head?
Link Posted: 4/1/2006 10:25:46 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 4/1/2006 10:26:04 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 4/1/2006 10:26:20 AM EDT
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I'm guessing it tastes like rubber coated in slime.
Link Posted: 4/1/2006 10:28:39 AM EDT
[#4]
Get them roasted they taste pretty good roasted with a little butter
Link Posted: 4/1/2006 10:29:01 AM EDT
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Well, it's an aquired taste.  I cannot eat them as I somehow developed an allergy to oysters, clams, scallops(real ones), mussles.  But shrimp, crabs and the rest I can eat..  Go figure.  


Back on topic now.  Hit them with some Tabasco and wash down with cold beer..  Damned good IMO
Link Posted: 4/1/2006 10:30:25 AM EDT
[#6]
APRIL FOOLS!
Been wanting to do that for years.

(original quesion was about raw oysters)
Link Posted: 4/1/2006 10:30:27 AM EDT
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On oysters rather than what JCKnife changed the question to: From their appearance, I would say mildewy semen. I've never hazarded a taste of either oysters or what they resemble.
Link Posted: 4/1/2006 10:30:33 AM EDT
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don't worry.  Put it on a saltine, and add horseradish, coctail sauce and/or hotsauce.  That should alleviate some of the snot-like texture and taste.
Link Posted: 4/1/2006 10:31:10 AM EDT
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I love them with just a splash of hot sauce.
Link Posted: 4/1/2006 10:31:27 AM EDT
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Quoted:
I'm guessing just the ladies will answer but, what's it like to give a guy head?




Quoted:
Taste like cold snot.



Link Posted: 4/1/2006 10:38:38 AM EDT
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Asshole edited his post from oysters to head.
Link Posted: 4/1/2006 10:39:52 AM EDT
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Quoted:

Quoted:
I'm guessing just the ladies will answer but, what's it like to give a guy head?




Quoted:
Taste like cold snot.






Link Posted: 4/1/2006 10:40:10 AM EDT
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Quoted:
Asshole edited his post from oysters to head.



Lighten up, Francis--it's April Fools!
Link Posted: 4/1/2006 10:45:02 AM EDT
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Quoted:

Quoted:
Asshole edited his post from oysters to head.



Lighten up, Francis--it's April Fools!




Link Posted: 4/1/2006 10:45:55 AM EDT
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Brilliant!




Link Posted: 4/1/2006 10:52:37 AM EDT
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Tastes like UGH!
Link Posted: 4/1/2006 10:57:32 AM EDT
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Quoted:

Quoted:
I'm guessing just the ladies will answer but, what's it like to give a guy head?




Quoted:
Taste like cold snot.







Link Posted: 4/1/2006 11:00:04 AM EDT
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Quoted:
Asshole edited his post from oysters to head.



Link Posted: 4/1/2006 11:06:55 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 4/1/2006 11:22:59 AM EDT
[#20]
Best post ever.  


- BG
Link Posted: 4/1/2006 11:30:42 AM EDT
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Quoted:
Best post ever.  


- BG



Meh, it's been done.
Link Posted: 4/1/2006 11:34:13 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 4/1/2006 11:36:23 AM EDT
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Nice!
Link Posted: 4/1/2006 11:51:41 AM EDT
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Quoted:
don't worry.  Put it on a saltine, and add horseradish, coctail sauce and/or hotsauce.  That should alleviate some of the snot-like texture and taste.



Link Posted: 4/1/2006 11:52:42 AM EDT
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BURN!
Link Posted: 4/1/2006 11:56:34 AM EDT
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I'm guessing mine tastes like KY Jelly
Link Posted: 4/1/2006 12:00:26 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 4/1/2006 12:03:45 PM EDT
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tastes like chicken right?
Link Posted: 4/1/2006 12:08:57 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 4/1/2006 12:23:09 PM EDT
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Quoted:

Quoted:
Asshole edited his post from oysters to head.



Lighten up, Francis--it's April Fools!



BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!  


This is fucking brilliant!
Link Posted: 4/1/2006 12:36:35 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 4/1/2006 2:19:22 PM EDT
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brokeback
Link Posted: 4/1/2006 2:24:28 PM EDT
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Quoted:
Sorry, but anything that slimey isn't going in my mouth.



Damn it.  I had you up on such a tall pedestal, in my mind.
Now...






ETA: too bad Gabby didn't post in this thread.  She has such a way with words.  I can only imagine.
JCKnife played his cards too soon on this practical joke. Classic, none-the-less.
Link Posted: 4/1/2006 2:33:17 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 4/1/2006 2:56:02 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 4/1/2006 2:59:26 PM EDT
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So now all thats left is for the ladies to answer the real question...
Link Posted: 4/1/2006 3:16:30 PM EDT
[#37]
Good one.

IBTL
Link Posted: 4/1/2006 3:22:10 PM EDT
[#38]

Quoted:
Best post ever.  


- BG


AMEN...Damn that was FUNNY

Sean
Link Posted: 4/1/2006 3:28:01 PM EDT
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O......M...........G!!!!
Link Posted: 4/1/2006 3:28:20 PM EDT
[#40]
ROFLMAO!!!!
Link Posted: 4/1/2006 3:29:55 PM EDT
[#41]
Too funny.

He gave it up to early.
Link Posted: 4/1/2006 3:31:55 PM EDT
[#42]
great post  
Link Posted: 4/1/2006 3:34:55 PM EDT
[#43]
that was funnier than hell... I don't care who you are.  
Link Posted: 4/1/2006 3:38:25 PM EDT
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Quoted:
Asshole edited his post from oysters to head.





Link Posted: 4/1/2006 3:42:51 PM EDT
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hail.gif

I'm not worthy, I'm not worthy
Link Posted: 4/1/2006 3:52:12 PM EDT
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