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Posted: 9/28/2005 11:32:22 AM EDT
I'm thinkin' a bathroom scale.

Nothing says "I Love You" like being concerned for your woman's long term health, and with the problems that obesity can cause, an attractive and easy to read bathroom scale seems like a sure winner.

Heck, if you are feeling really good about her, get one for each bathroom! Imagine the gratitude when she no longer has to lug herself up the stairs for the daily weigh-in!

Link Posted: 9/28/2005 11:33:59 AM EDT
Oh man.

No chocha for you mang.
Link Posted: 9/28/2005 11:34:41 AM EDT
Sex toys!! Nothing says I love you like a big basket of toys for the bedroom!
Link Posted: 9/28/2005 11:35:34 AM EDT
Nothing says 'Happy Birthday' like a new vacuum cleaner.

Link Posted: 9/28/2005 11:38:31 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/28/2005 11:38:59 AM EDT by NewbHunter]
Ok, seriously? I bought my wife a new high quality, warm bathrobe (well, that was ONE of her presents ).

WI winters are cold and nothing beats a nice bathrobe when getting out of the shower, especially when it's cold outside and the thermostat is set at 65 to conserve heat .
Link Posted: 9/28/2005 11:39:43 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Fat_McNasty:
Sex toys!! Nothing says I love you like a big basket of toys for the bedroom!


+1
Link Posted: 9/28/2005 11:40:04 AM EDT
The first Mother's Day that my second wife was a mother, I gave her a table saw.

I still have the table saw.
Link Posted: 9/28/2005 11:42:52 AM EDT

Originally Posted By NewbHunter:
Ok, seriously? I bought my wife a new high quality, warm bathrobe (well, that was ONE of her presents ).

WI winters are cold and nothing beats a nice bathrobe when getting out of the shower, especially when it's cold outside and the thermostat is set at 65 to conserve heat .



A durable housecoat is another good idea. Especially ones with plenty of pockets for her cleaning supplies. Get her some fuzzy slippers with Swiffers attached to the soles and she can clean the floors just while walking around the house. Talk about efficiency!



You know, if you up the pace of her chores a little over the Winter months, you might be able to drop the thermostat to 62...

Link Posted: 9/28/2005 11:45:48 AM EDT
Link Posted: 9/28/2005 11:46:10 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Merrell:
You know, if you up the pace of her chores a little over the Winter months, you might be able to drop the thermostat to 62...



Jewelry - and you can drop the thermostat to 62 & never notice...
Link Posted: 9/28/2005 11:46:46 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Merrell:

Originally Posted By NewbHunter:
Ok, seriously? I bought my wife a new high quality, warm bathrobe (well, that was ONE of her presents ).

WI winters are cold and nothing beats a nice bathrobe when getting out of the shower, especially when it's cold outside and the thermostat is set at 65 to conserve heat .



A durable housecoat is another good idea. Especially ones with plenty of pockets for her cleaning supplies. Get her some fuzzy slippers with Swiffers attached to the soles and she can clean the floors just while walking around the house. Talk about efficiency!



You know, if you up the pace of her chores a little over the Winter months, you might be able to drop the thermostat to 62...




Link Posted: 9/28/2005 11:47:37 AM EDT
I love these threads.
Link Posted: 9/28/2005 11:47:45 AM EDT
A new black rifle.


Hookers and Blow


Or Get both.,
Link Posted: 9/28/2005 11:48:04 AM EDT

Originally Posted By illigb:
Nothing says 'Happy Birthday' like a new vacuum cleaner.






Seriously, Jewelry, gift certificates, toys, pajamas, and so on.

Avoid exercise equipment, gym memberships, and cleanin and cooking appliances.

Link Posted: 9/28/2005 11:48:10 AM EDT

Originally Posted By DzlBenz:
The first Mother's Day that my second wife was a mother, I gave her a table saw.

I still have the table saw.


One year, I gave my ex- a set of wheels for her car. I still have the wheels and the car.
Link Posted: 9/28/2005 11:48:19 AM EDT
My wife said that she wanted something that would go from zero to 200 in seconds flat, so I got her a scale for her birthday.

Bad idea
Link Posted: 9/28/2005 11:51:17 AM EDT

What's a good birthday present for the woman in your life?


Custom jewellery is my standby 99% of the time.


Link Posted: 9/28/2005 11:51:35 AM EDT
Did the bathroom scale as a present thing with my first wife. Didn't work. She couldn't see the numbers.

A set of kitchen knives wasn't a good idea either. Spittle flyin' from her lips as she waves the chefs knife in my direction. No cookies for you.

If you really care about her, get her one of those little wheel-chair scooters thingys so she won't have to walk. All that exercise is bound to give her joints fits. And fix her a bed on the first floor so she doesn't have to climb those stairs. Like Gilbert Grape's mom.
Link Posted: 9/28/2005 11:52:10 AM EDT
hey, check this nice scale out!

It has RS-232 output, so you could hook it up to the computer and plug it into a spreadsheet (no pun intended) to help her watch her wasitline. Why, with a little technical savvy you could even wire up some I/O ports on the computer to send email alerts or trigger a klaxon if she goes over what is healthiest for her.

Yes, it may take some time and money away from your hobbies, but isn't making her happy and looking out for her best interests what it is all about?

Link Posted: 9/28/2005 11:56:21 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/28/2005 11:57:30 AM EDT by SgtKiwi]
[MrsSgtKiwimode] One word... TIFFANY'S [/MrsSgtKiwimode]
Link Posted: 9/28/2005 11:57:34 AM EDT
My girlfirend birthday is in a month.

I got here a titanium dive knife.
Link Posted: 9/28/2005 11:59:25 AM EDT
Does the name Lorena Bobbitt mean anything to you?

My wife collects Precious Moments so I buy those, she also likes jewelry(who'd have think it), some stuffed animals, that kind of shit.

Hell, two years ago on MY birthday, I bought her a new Chevy Trailblazer EXT. And I got....NADA!!!!
It's okay though, I buy myself really cool shit all year 'round.
Link Posted: 9/28/2005 12:00:12 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/28/2005 12:00:53 PM EDT by thompsondd]
Bread maker.

it's for the sammich's ya' know.

and some slippers - the kitchen floor is cold in the winter.
Link Posted: 9/28/2005 12:05:59 PM EDT
Nothing says "keep me warm" like a good pair of Micky Mouse boots. I believe girls prefer white although black does look stunning with an evening dress.
Link Posted: 9/28/2005 12:20:38 PM EDT
Cift Certificate for a massage and pedicure has always worked for me.
Link Posted: 9/28/2005 12:29:41 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Centauro97:
Did the bathroom scale as a present thing with my first wife. Didn't work. She couldn't see the numbers.

Link Posted: 9/28/2005 12:31:55 PM EDT
$300 toaster in Empire Red.

Or $300 from her Frederick's of Hollywood wish list.
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