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Posted: 9/9/2004 7:00:42 PM EST

So I work with this ass wad that is a major ass kisser and he is proud of it! I've called him every word I can think of, ass kisser, ass licker, ass sucker, kiss ass, boot licker, cock sucker, ass muncher, desk diver, you name it.

I've been trying to think of new and creative ways to call this guy a ass kisser, any ideals? I would really like a word that isn't a vulgar word that most people don't know that way I could call him that until he broke down and ran for a dictionary.

My personal favorite so far? "Conasuer of assholes".
Link Posted: 9/9/2004 7:01:20 PM EST
brown noser
Link Posted: 9/9/2004 7:01:51 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/9/2004 7:03:02 PM EST by ar50troll]
Link Posted: 9/9/2004 7:02:53 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/9/2004 7:03:25 PM EST by CAR-10]
Lieutenant (although in your case I don't think this would work).
Link Posted: 9/9/2004 7:03:52 PM EST
toady



sycophant


lic­kspit



Link Posted: 9/9/2004 7:03:54 PM EST

Originally Posted By ar50troll:
Feltcher?
Definition if you need it!



???
Link Posted: 9/9/2004 7:04:37 PM EST

Originally Posted By JohnBlade23:
So I work with this ass wad that is a major ass kisser and he is proud of it! I've called him every word I can think of, ass kisser, ass licker, ass sucker, kiss ass, boot licker, cock sucker, ass muncher, desk diver, you name it.

I've been trying to think of new and creative ways to call this guy a ass kisser, any ideals? I would really like a word that isn't a vulgar word that most people don't know that way I could call him that until he broke down and ran for a dictionary.

My personal favorite so far? "Conasuer of assholes".



Sycophant
Link Posted: 9/9/2004 7:05:16 PM EST

Originally Posted By JohnBlade23:

Originally Posted By ar50troll:
Feltcher?
Definition if you need it!



???



Dude...You Asked!!!
Link Posted: 9/9/2004 7:07:42 PM EST
Sycophant +1
Link Posted: 9/9/2004 7:09:06 PM EST
The definition of a brown noser that went too far ?

SHITHEAD
Link Posted: 9/9/2004 7:09:52 PM EST

Originally Posted By ar50troll:
Feltcher?
Definition if you need it!





WTF?

How in the Hell do you guys find shit like this?
Link Posted: 9/9/2004 7:10:14 PM EST

Originally Posted By ar50troll:

Originally Posted By JohnBlade23:

Originally Posted By ar50troll:
Feltcher?
Definition if you need it!



???



Dude...You Asked!!!



The knowledge on this board is limitless! Thank you very much. My bud has a new nick name.
Link Posted: 9/9/2004 7:11:53 PM EST
Democrat!
Link Posted: 9/9/2004 7:12:30 PM EST

Originally Posted By ar50troll:
Feltcher?
Definition if you need it!


That is wrong on so many levels...

Link Posted: 9/9/2004 7:14:48 PM EST

Originally Posted By ar50troll:
Feltcher?
Definition if you need it!




that is fucking sick
Link Posted: 9/9/2004 7:14:58 PM EST

Originally Posted By yugosksfan:

Originally Posted By ar50troll:
Feltcher?
Definition if you need it!


That is wrong on so many levels...




I just wanna know who in the hell came up with the idea and coined the word. That is one sick bastard...
Link Posted: 9/9/2004 7:17:12 PM EST
sycophant
Link Posted: 9/9/2004 7:22:00 PM EST
Democrat, French, European,etc.
Company Man/Woman
Yes person.
Golden child/person
Kid in the front of the class.
Teachers pet
Politicaly connected / Politician
He/she has a Rabbi.
Wears the bosses asshole on his nose.
Link Posted: 9/9/2004 7:23:54 PM EST

Originally Posted By ar50troll:

Originally Posted By yugosksfan:

Originally Posted By ar50troll:
Feltcher?
Definition if you need it!


That is wrong on so many levels...




I just wanna know who in the hell came up with the idea and coined the word. That is one sick bastard...



I was always under the impression that felching involved a cardboard tube and a gerbil.

When did this change come about?

- BG
Link Posted: 9/9/2004 7:25:49 PM EST

Originally Posted By ar50troll:

Originally Posted By JohnBlade23:

Originally Posted By ar50troll:
Feltcher?
Definition if you need it!



???



Dude...You Asked!!!



No joke, I called people that 10 years ago. I forgot where I heard it. It was the biggest joke between a few of us who knew what it meant.
Link Posted: 9/9/2004 7:27:02 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/9/2004 7:27:33 PM EST by ar50troll]

Originally Posted By BUCC_Guy:

I was always under the impression that felching involved a cardboard tube and a gerbil.

When did this change come about?

- BG



I thught that was called "Gerbil-Stuffing" Your supposed to put the live gerbil in panty hose or a sock and slap it againt the wall to knock it out. Drop down tube into buttocks. As he wakes up and squirms recipient get's off on it. Pretty friggen dark stuff for sure.
Link Posted: 9/9/2004 7:28:57 PM EST
Normally bitch works for most people, just use it all the time.
Link Posted: 9/9/2004 7:30:57 PM EST
we use the KISS factor at work for ass kissers and call them "Big Sucks"

I work in a factory and you have to keep it simple for some of the people I work with or it just flies right over their head. So when you call them "Big Suck" they just get all red in the face and walk away
Link Posted: 9/9/2004 7:43:05 PM EST
mein Herr der Hintern Schmatz....

MT

Link Posted: 9/9/2004 7:44:31 PM EST


lickspittle (n)

idolater (n)

spaniel (n)

heeler (n)

servile (adj)

fawning (adj)

Link Posted: 9/9/2004 7:49:36 PM EST
We use one that's similar , 'Blue Falcon' which stands for BF which stands for "Buddy Fucker".

A guy we worked with was ex-Army, I think he got it from that.
Link Posted: 9/9/2004 7:57:01 PM EST
obtuse churl (stupid rude person)
Link Posted: 9/10/2004 3:48:28 AM EST
Brown lipstick.

AB
Link Posted: 9/10/2004 3:53:44 AM EST
Ass cheek,butthole-sniffer.
Link Posted: 9/10/2004 3:56:12 AM EST
Yes-man.
Link Posted: 9/10/2004 4:01:19 AM EST
BUTTSHARK
Link Posted: 9/10/2004 4:03:21 AM EST
At work, we call them Cheese Eaters.
Link Posted: 9/10/2004 4:24:22 AM EST
Rectal Connoisseur

Subordinate Fecal Consumer

Tell him that his "obicularis oris muscles in constant contraction and contact with the boss's gluteus maximi" is revolting. (the muscular description of kissing ass)

Ask him if his boss is "Sphincter-licious"

Or, you could just send him this and ask how the class was:
Link Posted: 9/10/2004 4:26:28 AM EST
Link Posted: 9/10/2004 4:27:13 AM EST
sycophant is my favorite.......

crotch sniffer is another

toady

lacky

boot­licker
Link Posted: 9/10/2004 4:32:18 AM EST
+1 for sycophant. It's one of my favorites and I unfortunately have to use it alot.
Link Posted: 9/10/2004 4:36:22 AM EST
sycophantic twit

french poodle

ARH

Link Posted: 9/10/2004 4:41:28 AM EST
Start sending him some of these..



Link Posted: 9/10/2004 4:43:46 AM EST
We called them Cheese Dicks in the Army.
Link Posted: 9/10/2004 4:47:52 AM EST
Link Posted: 9/10/2004 5:02:00 AM EST

Originally Posted By ar50troll:

Originally Posted By BUCC_Guy:

I was always under the impression that felching involved a cardboard tube and a gerbil.

When did this change come about?

- BG



I thught that was called "Gerbil-Stuffing" Your supposed to put the live gerbil in panty hose or a sock and slap it againt the wall to knock it out. Drop down tube into buttocks. As he wakes up and squirms recipient get's off on it. Pretty friggen dark stuff for sure.




I have to ask, wouldn't their claws be pretty painful? I mean really! This would do alot to explain that squint that Richard Gere always has.
Link Posted: 9/10/2004 5:23:20 AM EST
Sewage Pipe Technician

Septic System Analyst

Sewage Plant Manager

Manhole Engineer

Roto Rooter Serviceman



You get the idea

GM
Link Posted: 9/10/2004 8:13:35 AM EST
Tool.

Say it out loud to yourself and notice how nice it rolls offf your lips.

T-O-O-L
Link Posted: 9/10/2004 8:36:50 AM EST

Originally Posted By repub18:

Originally Posted By ar50troll:
Feltcher?
Definition if you need it!


that is fucking sick

+10^1,000
Link Posted: 9/10/2004 8:52:27 AM EST
Ball licker.
Link Posted: 9/10/2004 9:19:50 AM EST
+++1

Originally Posted By eodtech2000:
Democrat!

Link Posted: 9/10/2004 10:01:26 AM EST
[Last Edit: 9/10/2004 10:03:36 AM EST by sirensong]
if you need an adjective, 'obsequious' and 'servile'.

[edit: just saw HR's use of same.]

[incidentally, 730 on verbal, and was still drunk from the night before ]
Link Posted: 9/10/2004 10:11:33 AM EST
Asshole Democrat
Link Posted: 9/10/2004 10:29:24 AM EST
Sycophant is my favorite (and has been mentioned by many already), but you can also use wheedler or lickspittle. Lickspittle has that "old-timey" feel to it.
Link Posted: 9/10/2004 10:33:04 AM EST
Link Posted: 9/10/2004 10:34:03 AM EST
stoolie
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