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Posted: 9/9/2004 8:00:42 PM EDT

So I work with this ass wad that is a major ass kisser and he is proud of it! I've called him every word I can think of, ass kisser, ass licker, ass sucker, kiss ass, boot licker, cock sucker, ass muncher, desk diver, you name it.

I've been trying to think of new and creative ways to call this guy a ass kisser, any ideals? I would really like a word that isn't a vulgar word that most people don't know that way I could call him that until he broke down and ran for a dictionary.

My personal favorite so far? "Conasuer of assholes".
Link Posted: 9/9/2004 8:01:20 PM EDT
brown noser
Link Posted: 9/9/2004 8:01:51 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/9/2004 8:03:02 PM EDT by ar50troll]
Link Posted: 9/9/2004 8:02:53 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/9/2004 8:03:25 PM EDT by CAR-10]
Lieutenant (although in your case I don't think this would work).
Link Posted: 9/9/2004 8:03:52 PM EDT
toady



sycophant


lic­kspit



Link Posted: 9/9/2004 8:03:54 PM EDT

Originally Posted By ar50troll:
Feltcher?
Definition if you need it!



???
Link Posted: 9/9/2004 8:04:37 PM EDT

Originally Posted By JohnBlade23:
So I work with this ass wad that is a major ass kisser and he is proud of it! I've called him every word I can think of, ass kisser, ass licker, ass sucker, kiss ass, boot licker, cock sucker, ass muncher, desk diver, you name it.

I've been trying to think of new and creative ways to call this guy a ass kisser, any ideals? I would really like a word that isn't a vulgar word that most people don't know that way I could call him that until he broke down and ran for a dictionary.

My personal favorite so far? "Conasuer of assholes".



Sycophant
Link Posted: 9/9/2004 8:05:16 PM EDT

Originally Posted By JohnBlade23:

Originally Posted By ar50troll:
Feltcher?
Definition if you need it!



???



Dude...You Asked!!!
Link Posted: 9/9/2004 8:07:42 PM EDT
Sycophant +1
Link Posted: 9/9/2004 8:09:06 PM EDT
The definition of a brown noser that went too far ?

SHITHEAD
Link Posted: 9/9/2004 8:09:52 PM EDT

Originally Posted By ar50troll:
Feltcher?
Definition if you need it!





WTF?

How in the Hell do you guys find shit like this?
Link Posted: 9/9/2004 8:10:14 PM EDT

Originally Posted By ar50troll:

Originally Posted By JohnBlade23:

Originally Posted By ar50troll:
Feltcher?
Definition if you need it!



???



Dude...You Asked!!!



The knowledge on this board is limitless! Thank you very much. My bud has a new nick name.
Link Posted: 9/9/2004 8:11:53 PM EDT
Democrat!
Link Posted: 9/9/2004 8:12:30 PM EDT

Originally Posted By ar50troll:
Feltcher?
Definition if you need it!


That is wrong on so many levels...

Link Posted: 9/9/2004 8:14:48 PM EDT

Originally Posted By ar50troll:
Feltcher?
Definition if you need it!




that is fucking sick
Link Posted: 9/9/2004 8:14:58 PM EDT

Originally Posted By yugosksfan:

Originally Posted By ar50troll:
Feltcher?
Definition if you need it!


That is wrong on so many levels...




I just wanna know who in the hell came up with the idea and coined the word. That is one sick bastard...
Link Posted: 9/9/2004 8:17:12 PM EDT
sycophant
Link Posted: 9/9/2004 8:22:00 PM EDT
Democrat, French, European,etc.
Company Man/Woman
Yes person.
Golden child/person
Kid in the front of the class.
Teachers pet
Politicaly connected / Politician
He/she has a Rabbi.
Wears the bosses asshole on his nose.
Link Posted: 9/9/2004 8:23:54 PM EDT

Originally Posted By ar50troll:

Originally Posted By yugosksfan:

Originally Posted By ar50troll:
Feltcher?
Definition if you need it!


That is wrong on so many levels...




I just wanna know who in the hell came up with the idea and coined the word. That is one sick bastard...



I was always under the impression that felching involved a cardboard tube and a gerbil.

When did this change come about?

- BG
Link Posted: 9/9/2004 8:25:49 PM EDT

Originally Posted By ar50troll:

Originally Posted By JohnBlade23:

Originally Posted By ar50troll:
Feltcher?
Definition if you need it!



???



Dude...You Asked!!!



No joke, I called people that 10 years ago. I forgot where I heard it. It was the biggest joke between a few of us who knew what it meant.
Link Posted: 9/9/2004 8:27:02 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/9/2004 8:27:33 PM EDT by ar50troll]

Originally Posted By BUCC_Guy:

I was always under the impression that felching involved a cardboard tube and a gerbil.

When did this change come about?

- BG



I thught that was called "Gerbil-Stuffing" Your supposed to put the live gerbil in panty hose or a sock and slap it againt the wall to knock it out. Drop down tube into buttocks. As he wakes up and squirms recipient get's off on it. Pretty friggen dark stuff for sure.
Link Posted: 9/9/2004 8:28:57 PM EDT
Normally bitch works for most people, just use it all the time.
Link Posted: 9/9/2004 8:30:57 PM EDT
we use the KISS factor at work for ass kissers and call them "Big Sucks"

I work in a factory and you have to keep it simple for some of the people I work with or it just flies right over their head. So when you call them "Big Suck" they just get all red in the face and walk away
Link Posted: 9/9/2004 8:43:05 PM EDT
mein Herr der Hintern Schmatz....

MT

Link Posted: 9/9/2004 8:44:31 PM EDT


lickspittle (n)

idolater (n)

spaniel (n)

heeler (n)

servile (adj)

fawning (adj)

Link Posted: 9/9/2004 8:49:36 PM EDT
We use one that's similar , 'Blue Falcon' which stands for BF which stands for "Buddy Fucker".

A guy we worked with was ex-Army, I think he got it from that.
Link Posted: 9/9/2004 8:57:01 PM EDT
obtuse churl (stupid rude person)
Link Posted: 9/10/2004 4:48:28 AM EDT
Brown lipstick.

AB
Link Posted: 9/10/2004 4:53:44 AM EDT
Ass cheek,butthole-sniffer.
Link Posted: 9/10/2004 4:56:12 AM EDT
Yes-man.
Link Posted: 9/10/2004 5:01:19 AM EDT
BUTTSHARK
Link Posted: 9/10/2004 5:03:21 AM EDT
At work, we call them Cheese Eaters.
Link Posted: 9/10/2004 5:24:22 AM EDT
Rectal Connoisseur

Subordinate Fecal Consumer

Tell him that his "obicularis oris muscles in constant contraction and contact with the boss's gluteus maximi" is revolting. (the muscular description of kissing ass)

Ask him if his boss is "Sphincter-licious"

Or, you could just send him this and ask how the class was:
Link Posted: 9/10/2004 5:26:28 AM EDT
Link Posted: 9/10/2004 5:27:13 AM EDT
sycophant is my favorite.......

crotch sniffer is another

toady

lacky

boot­licker
Link Posted: 9/10/2004 5:32:18 AM EDT
+1 for sycophant. It's one of my favorites and I unfortunately have to use it alot.
Link Posted: 9/10/2004 5:36:22 AM EDT
sycophantic twit

french poodle

ARH

Link Posted: 9/10/2004 5:41:28 AM EDT
Start sending him some of these..



Link Posted: 9/10/2004 5:43:46 AM EDT
We called them Cheese Dicks in the Army.
Link Posted: 9/10/2004 5:47:52 AM EDT
Link Posted: 9/10/2004 6:02:00 AM EDT

Originally Posted By ar50troll:

Originally Posted By BUCC_Guy:

I was always under the impression that felching involved a cardboard tube and a gerbil.

When did this change come about?

- BG



I thught that was called "Gerbil-Stuffing" Your supposed to put the live gerbil in panty hose or a sock and slap it againt the wall to knock it out. Drop down tube into buttocks. As he wakes up and squirms recipient get's off on it. Pretty friggen dark stuff for sure.




I have to ask, wouldn't their claws be pretty painful? I mean really! This would do alot to explain that squint that Richard Gere always has.
Link Posted: 9/10/2004 6:23:20 AM EDT
Sewage Pipe Technician

Septic System Analyst

Sewage Plant Manager

Manhole Engineer

Roto Rooter Serviceman



You get the idea

GM
Link Posted: 9/10/2004 9:13:35 AM EDT
Tool.

Say it out loud to yourself and notice how nice it rolls offf your lips.

T-O-O-L
Link Posted: 9/10/2004 9:36:50 AM EDT

Originally Posted By repub18:

Originally Posted By ar50troll:
Feltcher?
Definition if you need it!


that is fucking sick

+10^1,000
Link Posted: 9/10/2004 9:52:27 AM EDT
Ball licker.
Link Posted: 9/10/2004 10:19:50 AM EDT
+++1

Originally Posted By eodtech2000:
Democrat!

Link Posted: 9/10/2004 11:01:26 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/10/2004 11:03:36 AM EDT by sirensong]
if you need an adjective, 'obsequious' and 'servile'.

[edit: just saw HR's use of same.]

[incidentally, 730 on verbal, and was still drunk from the night before ]
Link Posted: 9/10/2004 11:11:33 AM EDT
Asshole Democrat
Link Posted: 9/10/2004 11:29:24 AM EDT
Sycophant is my favorite (and has been mentioned by many already), but you can also use wheedler or lickspittle. Lickspittle has that "old-timey" feel to it.
Link Posted: 9/10/2004 11:33:04 AM EDT
Link Posted: 9/10/2004 11:34:03 AM EDT
stoolie
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