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Posted: 8/14/2007 6:58:33 PM EDT
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Posted: 8/14/2007 7:01:10 PM EDT
[#1]
63 billion billion dollars? Hell, that's more than four million times the GDP of the US! |
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Posted: 8/14/2007 7:01:25 PM EDT
[#2]
63 billion, or 63,000,000,000,000,000,000?
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Posted: 8/14/2007 7:03:53 PM EDT
[#3]
Put a true Conservative Republican in the White House.
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Posted: 8/14/2007 7:04:22 PM EDT
[#4]
Two chicks at the same time.
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Posted: 8/14/2007 7:04:32 PM EDT
[#5]
HOLY SHIT!
That was filed?  ETA: Jonathon Lee Riches will win. This is open and shut. |
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Posted: 8/14/2007 7:04:43 PM EDT
[#6]
That'll be one for the courts to decide. |
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Posted: 8/14/2007 7:05:19 PM EDT
[#7]
Another idiot educated by a jail-house lawyer...
Inmate No: 40948-018 Federal Correctional Institute Williamsburg 
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Posted: 8/14/2007 7:05:51 PM EDT
[#8]
I would manufacture the greatest lie ever.....
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Posted: 8/14/2007 7:06:06 PM EDT
[#9]
20 chicks at the same time.  |
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Posted: 8/14/2007 7:06:30 PM EDT
[#10]
Id spend most all of it helping folks.. And enjoy the emotional and spiritual enjoyment every day.
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Posted: 8/14/2007 7:06:40 PM EDT
[#11]
Secede from the union? 
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Posted: 8/14/2007 7:07:05 PM EDT
[#12]
Save the world.
Some of you may not make the cut though, sorry 
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Posted: 8/14/2007 7:07:28 PM EDT
[#13]
"For relief, Plaintiff seeks 63,000,000,000.00 Billion dollars backed by gold and silver delivered via "UPS" United States Parcel Service to the front gates of FCI Williamsburg, Salters, S.C., collected from Defendant MICHAEL VICK.
Aims high with his handwritten lawsuit, doesn't he? 
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Posted: 8/14/2007 7:08:25 PM EDT
[#14]
Any suit that contains "doggiewarehouse" and "physically hurting my feelings"
has to draw some smiles. Especially when it's for $63,000,000,000 billion |
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Posted: 8/14/2007 7:09:34 PM EDT
[#15]
My own nation. Y’all are all invited. (bring guns)
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Posted: 8/14/2007 7:11:39 PM EDT
[#16]
I'd be more worried about the Iranian missiles.
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Posted: 8/14/2007 7:12:12 PM EDT
[#17]
Buy all of the lib/anti seats in DC (Names like Schumer, Feinstein, Waxman come to mind among many others) and replace them with someone picked by JPFO / Nugent / GOA...
Buy all of George Soros' "construct" organizations, MMM/Brady, DU, DailyKUZ, etc, and randomly hotlink the address to Hannity, Rush, ARFCOM etc...(at least their web sites but prefer to raze their brick & mortar too) Buy Frisco and deport all the libtards. Buy Chicago and the lib towns in Crook County and push them off into Lake Michigan. Establish a CMP chapter for every high school in America, and offer grants to teach basic fireamrs handling and safety along with first aid and CPR as a part of |
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Posted: 8/14/2007 7:22:47 PM EDT
[#18]
Fuck the money, Vick bought missiles from the Iranians!!!! |
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Posted: 8/14/2007 7:27:46 PM EDT
[#19]
Just read the PDF. I have to send that to my mother; she's a Virginia lawyer. I bet she'd get a huge kick out of it.
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Posted: 8/14/2007 7:28:43 PM EDT
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I calculated that 63,000,000,000 Billion Dollars in gold would take up 15.8 cubic MILES of volume. Could be wrong, though. |
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Posted: 8/14/2007 7:29:57 PM EDT
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Easy. For realism sake(
  ) lest make this 63 billion. Id buy enough votes to get the constitution back in use in our government. Then i would use the rest to help make a Kurdish state a reality.
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Posted: 8/14/2007 7:35:47 PM EDT
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This is the funniest thing I've read this week. This is...awesome. Thanks for brightening my week |
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Posted: 8/14/2007 7:36:42 PM EDT
[#23]
Spend 400,000,000.00 a month in Iraq
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Posted: 8/14/2007 7:39:21 PM EDT
[#24]
Hide it in Switzerland and keep it tax free.
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Posted: 8/14/2007 7:41:05 PM EDT
[#25]
I'd buy a tactical Zionist attack badger and release it in Iran.
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Posted: 8/14/2007 7:41:38 PM EDT
[#26]
I'd fix this place.
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Posted: 8/14/2007 7:41:44 PM EDT
[#27]
Actually, I think this guy has a better case than the 10-gajillion-dollar pants guy, and that guy was a judge himself!
Michael Vick physically hurt my feelings too! |
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Posted: 8/14/2007 7:49:15 PM EDT
[#28]
all the time
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Posted: 8/14/2007 7:59:19 PM EDT
[#29]
Yeah, I read that article earlier today, and was trying to figure out the "billion billion" thing. Eh, I didn't notice the PDF... WTF????
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Posted: 8/14/2007 8:01:44 PM EDT
[#30]
Hookers, hookers, and, and, blow, blow.
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Posted: 8/14/2007 8:11:45 PM EDT
[#31]
I would have my own space program that would put NASA to shame.
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Posted: 8/14/2007 9:00:44 PM EDT
[#32]
I can't say per CoC but it would involved a super secret volcano island base and lots of inept but evil henchmen.
-JTP |
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Posted: 8/14/2007 9:10:20 PM EDT
[#33]
I dunno, buy myself a country, build an army, and wage war untill i dominate the world.
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Posted: 8/14/2007 9:15:53 PM EDT
[#34]
We have a winner! |
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Posted: 8/14/2007 9:48:13 PM EDT
[#35]
What else but crush the world economy?
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Posted: 8/14/2007 9:58:44 PM EDT
[#36]
$1M is under a cubic foot. I doubt it'd be that much. Highly doubt it. |
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Posted: 8/14/2007 10:28:01 PM EDT
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Well, I calculate gold at 666.3$/troy ounce, 1204 pounds (of gold) per cubic foot, 17 558.3333 troy ounces per cubic foot, 11719084.29$/cubic foot, and 5375846648168 cubic feet. 5375846648168 divided by (5280*5280*5280) is ~36, so I'd say 36 cubic miles of gold. ETA: fixed a bit for clarity |
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Posted: 8/14/2007 10:34:41 PM EDT
[#38]
A couple of cans of M855 would eat that money up real fast
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Posted: 8/14/2007 10:50:14 PM EDT
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Wind farms? I'd use a portion of my money to hire people to demolish the entire monstrosity. I would purchase every single penny in existence, thereby making it impossible for people to get exact change on their purchase. Should cause an enormous amount of lost sales and bring the world economy to a halt. |
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Posted: 8/14/2007 11:01:33 PM EDT
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After I got my Mom and sister out (and a few choice friends and Arfcommers), I would pay Halliburton to pick up and airlift Massachusetts over california and have it dropped on San Francesco, causing a major earthquake. I would then buy up all of Nevada, and build a fortress along the new coast line. I would then buy a few assault weapons off of the ice cream truck 'round the corner. Sweet, thanks
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Posted: 8/14/2007 11:03:16 PM EDT
[#41]
63 thousand chicks my friend
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Posted: 8/14/2007 11:17:14 PM EDT
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I'd buy the presidency and have people assasinated if they got in my way. Then i'd rewrite the 2nd amendment so it could only be interpreted ONE way, make sure the illegal imigration problem was fixed, and finish things in the middle east with a large amount of violence. I would probably end up responsible for over a billion people being killed but I think the country would be alot better in the long run.
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