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Posted: 7/22/2008 11:49:57 AM EST
Make peace with your enemies, go out in a blaze of glory, what would you do? Assume you have your normal income and normal life. No assuming you have unlimited money, superpowers, or any of that mumbo-jumbo.
Link Posted: 7/22/2008 11:50:38 AM EST
Two chicks at once.
Link Posted: 7/22/2008 11:51:21 AM EST
Get my financial affairs in order (i.e. be sure I want the right people to inherit my possessions), make a solid will, spend some quality time with my family. Try to get a pity bang here and there
Link Posted: 7/22/2008 11:52:26 AM EST
I cannot legally say and the CoC prohibits it. But I think you get the picture.
Link Posted: 7/22/2008 11:52:30 AM EST
I would call JG Wentworth and spend the shit outta some of my money, have a huge party and then go out in style by doing something meaningful.
Link Posted: 7/22/2008 11:54:16 AM EST
Post about it in GD and get all the sympathy/smart ass remarks I could get.
Link Posted: 7/22/2008 11:55:31 AM EST

Originally Posted By glk38:
Post about it in GD and get all the sympathy/smart ass remarks I could get.


and buttsecks
Link Posted: 7/22/2008 11:55:33 AM EST
I would live 30 days.

I'd figure out a way to try to set my wife up for when I'm gone. I'd also put a chastity belt on her and swallow the key on day 29.
Link Posted: 7/22/2008 11:55:35 AM EST
Take out a certain popular "person".
Link Posted: 7/22/2008 11:55:58 AM EST
Well I'm a born again Christian so I know where I'm going... Make peace with my enemies? Blaze of glory? LOL well I don't have enemies and blaze of glory isn't my style.

I would tell my family I love them, give them my guns and my money. I would then tell my boss he needs to find someone to replace me.
Link Posted: 7/22/2008 12:00:07 PM EST
Party like it's 1999
Link Posted: 7/22/2008 12:00:46 PM EST

Originally Posted By webtaz99:
Take out a certain popular "person".


You mean like Jessica Biel to a fancy restaurant, then back to a hotel room for fun?

yeah, I was thinking the same thing.
Link Posted: 7/22/2008 12:04:07 PM EST
[Last Edit: 7/22/2008 12:04:26 PM EST by 87GN]
sell everything I have to buy an original Shelby Cobra, then run it off a big huge cliff on the Pacific Coast Highway on the morning of day 30.
Link Posted: 7/22/2008 12:05:00 PM EST

Originally Posted By Keith_J:
I cannot legally say and the CoC prohibits it. But I think you get the picture.


+1
Link Posted: 7/22/2008 12:05:32 PM EST
Pay for everything in checks and make sure the funeral home's check bounces...
Link Posted: 7/22/2008 12:06:42 PM EST
Ever seen Vanishing Point?
Link Posted: 7/22/2008 12:07:47 PM EST
Post in Team begging for a free renewal.

Mr. Smith
Link Posted: 7/22/2008 12:07:50 PM EST
Settle some scores.
Link Posted: 7/22/2008 12:08:05 PM EST

Originally Posted By Subconscious:
Two chicks at once.


Damn, and first reply too! Office Space was the first thing I thought of.
Link Posted: 7/22/2008 12:12:37 PM EST
[Last Edit: 7/22/2008 12:14:52 PM EST by bloodmoon]
Find Jane Fonda use a stun gun to stun her into unconsciousness whip my dick out and piss all over her. I promised my uncle I would piss on her grave for him if he went before she did he died 3 years ago. I am not going to heaven and telling my uncle I failed. Instead I will tell him I did the next best thing.
Link Posted: 7/22/2008 12:15:08 PM EST

Originally Posted By roboman:
Get my financial affairs in order (i.e. be sure I want the right people to inherit my possessions), make a solid will, spend some quality time with my family. Try to get a pity bang here and there
Link Posted: 7/22/2008 12:19:19 PM EST
[Last Edit: 7/22/2008 12:20:20 PM EST by Utah_Sniper]
I've been thinking about this a lot since my dad died in January. He died a slow and painful death and he had no will, funeral plans, etc. He also didn't really get to enjoy the end of his life the way I pictured he would. He simply sat at home and memorized what times TV shows came on. The doctor's told him in November that he had a month or two but he just kind of continued with the status quo.

I got thinking last night about what I would do.
Link Posted: 7/22/2008 12:20:22 PM EST

Originally Posted By bloodmoon:
Find Jane Fonda use a stun gun to stun her into unconsciousness whip my dick out and piss all over her. I promised my uncle I would piss on her grave for him if he went before she did he died 3 years ago. I am not going to heaven and telling my uncle I failed. Instead I will tell him I did the next best thing.


yellerface her and cindy sheehan.
Link Posted: 7/22/2008 12:20:33 PM EST
[Last Edit: 7/22/2008 12:23:39 PM EST by bloodmoon]
I always wanted to go out on heroin, cocaine, pot, meth, magic mushrooms and a rum and coke while getting a blowjob and a rimjob at the same time from two blond big breasted hookers. After I cum for the last time I am going to shoot my TV with an AR-15 and set off fireworks in my home while eating a sunday.

Thats only if I have thirty hours to live.
Link Posted: 7/22/2008 12:22:08 PM EST
Make my peace with God


Some things we just don't see eye to eye
Link Posted: 7/22/2008 12:23:03 PM EST
turn in all firearms to police
Link Posted: 7/22/2008 12:23:51 PM EST
If I were to be healthy for the entire 30 days I would rewrite my will to see that my retirement money went where I want it to go and then blow all of my cash on traveling the world.
Link Posted: 7/22/2008 12:26:21 PM EST

Originally Posted By bloodmoon:
I always wanted to go out on heroin, cocaine, pot, meth, magic mushrooms and a rum and coke while getting a blowjob and a rimjob at the same time from two blond big breasted hookers. After I cum for the last time I am going to shoot my TV with an AR-15 and set off fireworks in my home while eating a sunday.

Thats only if I have thirty hours to live.




I second, Hookers and Blow !
Link Posted: 7/22/2008 12:27:29 PM EST
Kill some people that need killin'.
Link Posted: 7/22/2008 12:30:26 PM EST
Collect on an old debt.
Link Posted: 7/22/2008 12:30:55 PM EST

Originally Posted By triburst1:
Kill some people that need killin'.


Yes, and then buy me a ticket to Manila. Reenact the 5 years I spent around Subic Bay 1982-1988
Link Posted: 7/22/2008 12:30:56 PM EST
Probably take a interesting drive to Detroit.

Then just make it up as I go along.
Link Posted: 7/22/2008 12:31:05 PM EST
Start apologizing to a LOT of people.
Link Posted: 7/22/2008 12:35:39 PM EST
Get a second opinion.
Link Posted: 7/22/2008 12:37:02 PM EST
I could live out my Punisher fantasies and waste a bunch of folks who need wasting I have the equipment and enough training to do some real damage to the right people.

However who the hell wants to go out killing folks and causing problems. Also I see this happaning

"Whats up Saint Peter hows it going do I go up or down dude." "Well DUDE you were going up until one of those stray bullets you fired in that how did you put it KICK ASS PUNISHER FANTASY TIRADE killed a pregnant mom and her child DUDE"
I want to make my last few minute having some kind of fun after I fullfill my "family obligation"
Link Posted: 7/22/2008 12:38:09 PM EST
max out a CC or 2, buy some fun toys, quit my job, get my shit in order, spend time with family, take care of a few people that i consider to be my enemy so that nothing happens to my girl when im gone, etc
Link Posted: 7/22/2008 12:39:44 PM EST
I'd probably be pretty pissed.
Link Posted: 7/22/2008 12:41:56 PM EST

Originally Posted By Keith_J:
I cannot legally say and the CoC prohibits it. But I think you get the picture.


Yup. This.
Link Posted: 7/22/2008 2:02:58 PM EST
30 days, that's all huh??

All I will say is, "So many idiots, so very little time".....
Link Posted: 7/22/2008 2:04:14 PM EST

Originally Posted By Tortus:

Originally Posted By Keith_J:
I cannot legally say and the CoC prohibits it. But I think you get the picture.


+1


+2
Link Posted: 7/22/2008 2:11:17 PM EST
Watch this movie for my answer: Heat

Link Posted: 7/22/2008 2:12:27 PM EST
I wouldn't do anything that would land me in hell that's for sure.
Link Posted: 7/22/2008 2:16:42 PM EST

Originally Posted By 87GN:
sell everything I have to buy an original Shelby Cobra, then run it off a big huge cliff on the Pacific Coast Highway on the morning of day 30.


With my luck, the doctors office would call that afternoon to tell me there had been a mistake made at the lab...
Link Posted: 7/22/2008 2:18:06 PM EST


I would check off the little box on the credit card statement for credit card balance life insurance.

Link Posted: 7/22/2008 2:20:01 PM EST
I plan on living forever....
Link Posted: 7/22/2008 2:21:20 PM EST
Inflict lots of pain and suffering and make sure to finish myself off before day 30
Link Posted: 7/22/2008 2:25:53 PM EST
Meet with our accountant. Pay all debts if any (currently none), sit down with wife and family, explain our current financial situation, update will and legal papers if necessary, and spend the last days reading books to my children and fishing / hunting & target shooting with my wife and children. Allow the children to start picking some of the things that they want to remember me by.

Oh, and pick my 8 year old's future husband. I promised her years ago that I would help her make a good choice and pick one for her.
Link Posted: 7/22/2008 2:42:23 PM EST

Originally Posted By bloodmoon:
I always wanted to go out on heroin, cocaine, pot, meth, magic mushrooms and a rum and coke while getting a blowjob and a rimjob at the same time from two blond big breasted hookers. After I cum for the last time I am going to shoot my TV with an AR-15 and set off fireworks in my home while eating a sunday.

Thats only if I have thirty hours to live.




Sounds like you've put a bit of thought into this.
Link Posted: 7/22/2008 2:44:49 PM EST
I would refuse to die.
Link Posted: 7/22/2008 2:57:02 PM EST
Link Posted: 7/22/2008 3:01:29 PM EST

Originally Posted By bloodmoon:
I could live out my Punisher fantasies and waste a bunch of folks who need wasting I have the equipment and enough training to do some real damage to the right people.

However who the hell wants to go out killing folks and causing problems. Also I see this happaning

"Whats up Saint Peter hows it going do I go up or down dude." "Well DUDE you were going up until one of those stray bullets you fired in that how did you put it KICK ASS PUNISHER FANTASY TIRADE killed a pregnant mom and her child DUDE"
I want to make my last few minute having some kind of fun after I fullfill my "family obligation"


Umm... in before this thread goes in the trash can.


I would read my life insurance policy very carefully and make sure nothing I did in the 30 days would violate it. Next I would spend some time with family and then settle some scores. No hookers/no blow for me. I would like to at least make an attempt to stay out of hell.
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