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Posted: 11/2/2002 11:39:58 PM EDT
I'd should probably post this in the Hall of Heros forum, but this is more traveled, so...
I know on the outset the answer is REALLY obvious. Simply put, I work with a liar in my NAVY unit. Really the worst kind of human there is because of what he lies about. And to top it off, I'm the only one that's taken steps, albeit a clandestine one, to do anything about it. This guy claims he went to Navy UDT training, after he was pulled EARLY from Navy boot camp in 1979. He said they pulled him early because he could swim "really well" and sent him to UDT training. I know it's shit because they don't pull recruits early from boot camp ever. This guy says he went through UDT and his first mission was off the USS Eisenhower, Operation Eagle Claw, the failed, aborted rescue attempt of the Amercan hostages in Iran. He called it "Operation Desert One" which was actually the name in the inland landing site used as a staging area. That mission was on 24APRIL80, not even close to the time one would need to go through the UDT/SEAL pipeline(schools) and certainly nowhere near enough time for him to finish ALL that training, breassigned to a team, and become a trident pinned shooter capable of DA ops. Not only that but the only carrier reference I could find was to the USS Coral Sea and the USS Nimitz which USMC RH-53s came off of to Desert One. He says he was one of the "nine survivors." Eight were killed, five USAF and three USMC. He then goes on to say he got out in 1981 (he is 40)and went to work in NYC as a medic. He says they called him at home in 84 for Grenada but he "just couldn't go back" after what happened. His story is fraught with holes, inaccuracies and errors. He spewed this pile of shit in front of me and a corpsman from 4th Force Recon, a guy who did/was in the SPECWAR community for real while on active duty. I just sat silently listening, and quietly taking notes cuz it was so in depth. He also has a Trident(the SEAL wafare device tattooed on his right pec. I guess he forgot, but when I first got to my unit in 98 he told me he got the tattoo for a different reason entirely. He told me his brother was a SEAL and that he went out to Coranado and "partied" with them, they (the SEALs) said he was cool and gave him permission to get the "budweiser" tattoo and his right pec, not his left pec "like a real SEAL would get it." That's really the big one, there also a lot of lies he tells to his co-workers about what he does while on his two week annual training period we reservists do once a year. It's a lot more bullshit, but he does things like show up to work in a flight suit with his navy ID on a chain, tells people he just got "back from an op" but he can't talk about it. So, what did I do? I went to cyberseals.org and reported a phony SEAL. And sure as shit four SEALs got back to me within a week that this guy, and no one with a name even close to in spelling or pronunciation ever went through BUD/S or UDTR since the mid 40's. Furthermore his age at the time precluded him from being in on the operstion due to the lenghty schools stuff I mentioned above. Now I have the e-mails printed out in my locker and I know what I should do. But... There are a few problems. Firstly, I've heard the shit he spews, my friends have heard it. Many of the senior and staff NCOs have heard it or at least know about it. Yet no one wants to take any action. Moreover, none of it's in writing, or on tape, he hasn't made any claims to the local papers so the Fake seal hunters thta e-mailed me really can't do much about it either. Secondly, my friend who is also corpsman activated for the year along with me works for this guy back in the real world, and outing this fake f#*k may cause problems for him at his job(NYC paramedic). Third, this guy is a training petty officer in our battalion aid station and is actually pretty integral to the unit with regards to training. He's an ass, but a well educated one that serves a useful function in our unit. And we are REALLY short of functional useful corpsman. I REALLY know what is right. This is totally f*%@ked up that this is happening. He steals the valor of those that trained, fought, and died for this country and their brothers in their units. It's so wrong, it turns my stomach to see this ass every day at work but I'm still torn. I feel that if I do this some in my unit will think I'm making too big a deal of something. It's a small unit and I don't know how disruptive it would be to follow through with this outing. I was thinking of blacking out the headers on the e-mails, photo copying them and spirinkling them all over the work place, in desks, in the bathrooms, under the doors of locked offices he can't get into. But I'm just not sure what's best for the unit as a whole. Your 0.02? Thanx Sherm |
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Can you confront him, man to man, alone, with what you know?
Another alternative is to egg him on, get him to brag on paper, then nail him. |
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Pull him aside and tell him that you know that he was never a SEAL and never even trained as a SEAL. Show him the emails. Tell him he needs to stop telling this bullshit story or you'll have to take futher actions.
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I'm not really a confronty(it's a word, I swear) kind of guy. And part of me wants to see him get screwed. I think he deserves it.
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Quoted: I'm not really a confronty(it's a word, I swear) kind of guy. And part of me wants to see him get screwed. I think he deserves it. View Quote Then fuck it.... burn him! |
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leave an anonymous note in his locker(or whatever). Stating that you know he is a fake and you are watching, keep it vague with no detail's so he wont know who it is,
OR leave a similar note on the commanders desk stating "I want to return to the SEAL's(blah blah) fill in the shit. put his name on it. Then the CDR will ask him about going back to the SEALs....you can guess what will happen next. |
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Too bad this wasn't just a bar deal.
One night I realy got a fake rambo by out BSing him with 'my days in the legion'. I really started talking trash, and all the locals figured out what I was doing, and nobody ratted me out to the *. Matched the idiot BS story for BS story. That and a little Jr High French and Zoot...Zoot...Zootna!!! The BS got deep fast! I managed to gather quite a little group of listeners and never had to buy a beer all night. Just before I left, I tipped my hand and told him about beating 27 men to death with a stale loaf of French bread. He finally figured me out. He got pretty PO'd when everyone laughed at him, he wanted to fight, started talking Karate and Kung fu crap and got popped on the head and tossed out by the bartender....an old lady in her 60s! I still laugh whenever I think of drinking about $50 worth of the *s beer and watching him get tossed out by an old woman. |
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Yeah, a bar would make it easy.
Hmmm, friday night is looking better already. |
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Hell with him. Ignore him. Whenever he starts talking crap, say, "Uh-huh, uh-huh" while you walking away. Let him have his fun, these retards are no threat to the self esteem of the special ops community. I'm sure everyone else knows he's full of crap too. And confronting him about it will have a detrimental effect on your unit cohesion.
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There we wuz, Colonel Fabrage and me, shoulder to shoulder and back to the wall.... with 764 desert A-rabs a comin' at us on camel back!
I shot one, the Colonel shot another and the remaining 762 shot me......... Whaddaya mean, what happened then??? I was dead, you fool!!! |
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You boys know what's coming next.
You are just dreading it. That's right... This one time, at band camp... [:D] |
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There was one worse yet, Not a fake Rambo....this time the subject was women. This guy was an idiot talking about banging celebreties etc.
With a straight face, I told him I had banged 4 women with the same hard-on. He called BS, and to his surprise (AND MINE!) 4 women sitting at the bar listening to his loud crap backed me up! It was funny! The women, well, use some imagination regarding the things they said about me. 'Lit all 4 of us up like a pinball machine...' for starters. |
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The report from cyberseals, make a bunch of copies and tack them all over, leave some on a few desks,
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Heck, invite of of the REAL SEALS over to your unit and let him talk to the guy for a few minutes in front of everyone.
I am sure the record will be set straight in no time. I have a friend who was a SEAL, he got out as an E5 BT, he never speaks about what he did as a SEAL, never offers up that he was a SEAL and he explains his Trident by saying "I was in the Navy band, I got drunk one night and had the Music rating insignia tatooed on me." As far as him showing up out of uniform, well, ANYONE can correct someone if they are not wearing the proper uniform or if it is not being worn correctly. Just make sure your ducks are in a row beforehand. |
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The world is full of these guys. A young lady where I work approached me a few days ago and said she met this guy at a club. When she asked what he did, he said, "I can't tell you." The first words out of my mouth were, "He's full of crap." Later he tells her he's a ranger just back from Afganistan and procedes to tell her about several missions he was involved in. I figure he's either a complete liar or maybe one of the student from Camp Rudder.
Eddie |
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Sherm, Sherm, Sherm, give your Filipino NYPD Cop friend a call...I have some [b]VERY[/b] high ranking (or at least ridiculously important) Navy family members that will get in touch with some real team members and lay the smackdown.[}:D]
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Follow Wave's advice. Get this guy into a situation where he's bragging in front of the real deal.Most SF types don't take too kindly to that. Ought to be pretty entertaining....
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That's funny........similar happened to me recently at work.
We got a guy that transferred within the company where I work, he came from another state where we operate. He's been here now with us for about 2 weeks. The other day he comes in wearing an O.D. green military winter wool scarf. Here was the conversation: Me: "That's a nice scarf, what branch of the military were you in?" Him: "Army." Me: "Oh yea, me too! What MOS?" Him: " I'd rather not say." Me: " Why not? I was a 67V, Helicopter Crew Chief." Him: " Well because of current world affairs I'd rather not say." Does this sound like a wanna be or what? Guy is maybe 25 or 26 years old. I'd like to find his DD214 to see what he really did, if he was even really in the military. I could be wrong, but if he was in a situation where he couldn't tell, he could have at least said he was Infantry or maybe Ranger, and not this "I'm not at liberty to say." BS! I'll find out.............. |
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see the url below.
i say F**K 'EM, expose his lying azz. [url]http://www.nightscribe.com/Military/SEALs/wannabe_seals.htm[/url] |
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Next time John Rambo spins a yarn about his haroic exploits, you spin one of your own. Like: The time you were with your Uncle Billy and he decided to burn Atlanta, or the time you got transfered out of the 7th Cavalry, right before they had some problems with some Indians, or the time the cook woke y
ou up early and sent you to get a dozen eggs, when you came back, the Japanese had accidently sunk the USS Arizona. |
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Years ago, when I had just got out of the Army, I worked with a guy who loved to brag about being a Navy SEAL.
I waited until he had a big female audience and said " Kent, I was in the Army for a while, but my Brother in Law was US Air Force. He said there M16's didn't have the forward assist. All ours did. What about the SEAL? did your weapons have a forward assist or not?" He didn't know what to say, I let him studder for a second and said. "You don't even know what a forward assist is, do you ? What did you REALLY do in the Navy, Kent?" His face turned red and he mumbled. "...uh I was a cook." |
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Quoted: Heck, invite of of the REAL SEALS over to your unit and let him talk to the guy for a few minutes in front of everyone. I am sure the record will be set straight in no time. View Quote My roomate was doing med support for a Forward Air Controller class and there was a SEAL there with a Force Recon guy. He told them about this ass and the SEAL really didn't care that much. The recon guy wanted to go kick the liar's ass. |
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just like dthor, the lying fake seal that used to post here...and was exposed by several board members...was sent to the bottom by cyberseals.
contact them at their website with this goof's info and sit back while they chop him to pieces. in life, there are real hero's...and there are lying sacks of shit not fit to wipe the asses of the real ones. [url]http://www.cyberseals.org/[/url] these guys are the real deal, and love exposing the liars, frauds and punks that claim to be seals. |
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Better yet, send one direct to Jim Watson at [email protected] ...he'll straighten this ass out quick-like.
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I wouldn't know what to do either. Would hate to humiliate someone, even a liar like that. But I firmly believe this is happening because you guys are in New York. Right? Far away from Dam Neck, Little Creek, or Coronado. You couldn't pull that sh*t at 32st. Naval Station where I'm at. Not when you stand officer of the deck and bonifide SEAL's walk up your quaterdeck salute you and ask permission to come aboard and then discuss what they are going to be doing near your ship.
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sherm,
what an interesting post...i have run across a guy whose veracity i doubt also. he claimed to be army special forces, on a target team, etc, etc...i now it impresses we ladies no small amount, BUT....lying to your team? i agree its a bad thing to do, to pretend to be something you're not, when so many others out there have served and died for us. guys, how does one go about finding a military record? are there records available for public search? or is only for veterans? i'm only a humble civvie. i admire the men and women who have given their time and effort to be in service. i wish i could now that i know more about it than when i was young. i'm too old to serve. |
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Thanks for all the info. I'm headed back to Lejeune tonight and I think I'll put some of the ideas to use this week.
If anyone has any others, keep 'em coming. Semper Gumby Sherm |
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Your fake SEAL is already damaging your team's esprit; frankly your leadership will recognize that you do not need the type on your team, no matter how technically skilled - the truth is, he's replaceable.
Your unit personnel office knows. If this gets to be a biger problem, get your leadership to investigate and correct the behavior/BS. |
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"There I was, no shit, knee deep in grnade pins. And I was scared, Yeah me! Scared! Scared they would get away..."
First off, if all the guys who ever claimed to be SOU troops were put together in one area it would probably number about 20 times the real number. Secondly, I never believe anyone who claims that crap until I see it. I was an overgrown sleep deprived boy scout with an electronic dog tag. Whooptee fucking doo. Some guys think Ranger Bn is the peak of exisitance, I think it was a long shitty exercise in cleaning the barracks and being narrowly missed by my "team mates". I can tell you stories about trying to get new buffer pads that would make your toes curl so great was the heroism involved, and lets not forget the horrors I overcame to shave in the field in winter. They want to claim that as their background, OK. Lets see your DD214. There isn't a damned thing on it you can't show to anyone. None of it is classified. Third, we had this bozo SSG in the mech unit I was sent to. He wore the Army diver badge, the Ranger tab, pathfinder wings, and an EIB. He was, to the naked eye, a fat stupid slug. It made one wonder when he had ever had the motivation to put his adipose black ass through those hoops and why he had somehow decided to stop being so huah and fall so far. When he went to his board for SFC he showed up with all his shineys on and the president board said, "Uhh, SSg So-and-So I don't see any of those awards or schools in your 201." SSG Dumbass replied, "Oh I never went to any of those things. I jus wears 'em to motivate the troops." He was shortly thereafter reduced in rank and made to find employment elsewhere. If this douchebag is saying he has done these things and is misrepresenting himself, fuck him. Turn his ass in to CID, the CO, and the AG. Shit, turn him into Santa Claus, he doesn't need any toys this year. Make him show you his 214 or just the certificates of completion of these schools. I have never had a problem with showing mine to any who dout. I have even showed them to people who did not doubt me. I cannot abide a liar. |
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Definately turn his rear end in. Nothing is worse than a PX commando.
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Personally never met any of you Navy pukes that didn't claim to go to UDT or Seal School. LOL
My God, if I got upset everytime some Navy or Airforce guy tried to relate to a mud pounder through some kind of training, I'd have a heart attack from stress. Truth is every mud pounder I have ever met wished he had some cushy REMF job in stead of mud pounding and getting shot at. If you can't laugh at him just ask him a few detail questions he can't answer and even if he did do what he said he did, he won't bother you anymore since he knows you don't believe him. You want to get mad at someone, pick on the assholes that didn't serve! |
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By the way, records after discharge will simply state MOS, Rank, Medals, and where and when. It won't tell what you did and if you really did some nasty stuff it won't be found ever!!!!!!!!!
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Two of my friends are ex military, one as a light colonel in the army, and the other as an NCO in the Marines. Through them I have met several real SF types. They (SF) NEVER brag about their service.
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Quoted: .....one time in SEAL camp..... View Quote [b][red][size=6]FUNNIEST POST EVER!!!!![/size=6][/red][/b] Well, today..... Scott |
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Isn't it funny how many former SEALS you run into? I am sure everybody here has met one
at sometime or another. It seems like half the people you meet that were in the Navy at one time claim to have been a SEAL. And half of the former active duty Marines you meet were in Force Recon. I was on a construction site one time, and we had two former "Recon Marines" in our crew. They both backed each others lies up. I have read enough about Recon training that I knew more than they did. I say you should erase any names off the emails from cyberseals to protect yourself, make sure nobody is around, and do a little clandestine shoot-and-loot of your own. Like maybe posting about 50 copies all over the company area. The imposter will blow a gasket, and his angry fit will probably provoke someone into calling him on it. I would love to be a fly on the wall when it goes down. Just my $0.02 worth. |
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Quoted: I have a friend who was a SEAL, he got out as an E5 BT, he never speaks about what he did as a SEAL, never offers up that he was a SEAL and he explains his Trident by saying "I was in the Navy band, I got drunk one night and had the Music rating insignia tatooed on me." View Quote Sounds like the real SEALs that I have met. All very cool customers, never talk about it unless you really bug them. Then, all they say is "When I was in the military, we used to go to this place in VA Beach and drink with these other guys and...". It's always "when I was in the military/Navy/armed forces", not "When I was with SEAL Team X". |
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I met a former, somewhat rotund SEAL guarding the local Cellular One store while I was renewing my contract. I was wearing a T-shirt with the DIA logo. He asks me: You former military? Me: "Yes, USMC retired". Him: I was a SEAL. Me: Wow, that's cool! He was very soft looking, and although I suspect he was actually prior military, my intuition told me he was telling a story. I'm TDY (TAD for you MC/Navy types) to NAB Coronado every once in a while, and I know who to call if I really want to pull a punk card. The exchange left me saddened, and I had no interest in pursuing it further.
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Sherm... Here is my tactic... While your at the bar with some guys in your unit.. Call his bullshit.. If he turns the table over and stomps your guts out, could be truth to it... More likely, he will start shaking, make an excuse to leave, then disappear... I have done it before... WORKS LIKE A CHARM... |
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LOL, Whatever happens, no one is kicking my ass...unless they're bigger and stronger.
Sherm |
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Anonymously leave him a note in his locker from the real SEAL guys that you gathered. Write something to the effect if he doesn't stop lying you'll out him.
Problem solved. You're happy. If he really is some spec ops dude you don't look bad.[}:D] |
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Leave him alone...He is a tight wire and everything he is trying to be will cause him to crash and burn. Let the real deal get together with him has friends and put him through the ropes, maybe a little mile swim or sitting in 30 below water for an hour. There are things that could be done.
But when it's over remember he is a shoulder and does have sometime..Have him talk to someone to straighten his act out and give him the chance. A person who is a nobody and wants to be a somebody has more respect for what he is striving for than one who gets it sometimes. I don't expect you to really understand until you count the names of those tall tale tellers on a certain wall....They were true heroes also. |
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Quoted: Sherm... Here is my tactic... While your at the bar with some guys in your unit.. Call his bullshit.. If he turns the table over and stomps your guts out, could be truth to it... More likely, he will start shaking, make an excuse to leave, then disappear... I have done it before... WORKS LIKE A CHARM... View Quote the real players that i've met seem to actually appreciate polite scepticism. sort of a 'check me out if you want' self assurance. the method i've used most often is to ask 'what is that website they use to track SEAL posers?' twice, i've been given the url to cyberseals, complete with the guy's name, bud/s class #, and birthdate. both of these guys did it with a smile. the other guys almost always mumbled something along the lines of 'no such site' or (more often) '...classified missions blahblahblah...' you probably don't need to be told who checked out and who didn't. |
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Only known two "Former SF" guys, one was claimed to have been a late VN era SEAL Team doc. He was a little fireplug shaped bald guy who never talked very much and never ever said anything about military service. In his house the only indication of any military attachment was a posed photo of a bunch of UDT types at a bar in SE Asia somewhere around this guy, even then looking very much like a turtle. The only comment he ever made about it was "oh, I did some stuff for the Navy in the '70s, I worked as a corpsman for those guys. SEAL or not? Probably never know.
The other guy is an amigo of mine. Little guy, looks 10 years older than he is, only guy who could discuss with me the full spectrum of warplanes, ships, tanks and guns that I've obsessively studied since I was a kid. Claims to have been a Recon Marine, also claims to be married with the wife living and working in another state, although I've never seen imperical evidence of either. Smokes like a chimney, and used to drink like a fish, and never told any 'fightin' stories', except for one here and there about a big spider he ran into in a field in Panima during "Just Cause" in '89, or the kid who got ahold of a live claymore and "Osterized" his torso in the mess one night at Camp Pendelton. Claims to have trained with the MP5SD and the Barret amoung other guns, however in the time I've known him, I never knew him to be able to shoot straight. I do know that he could throw, very accurately, any knife even remotely balanced for it. I feared him a lot more with a Spyderco than I did the Glock he claimed to have but, once again, never saw. He had a room to himself somewhere on campus but liked to stay at friends places and more often than not lived in my living-room out of a backpack that seemed to contain a liter bottle of soda and smokes. One night after drinking a lot he loosened up and said he had been taken off active duty after developing a "5th-of-Jack-a-day" habit upon returning from combat in Panima. Something about lighting up a little kid who had been shooting at them with an AK47. Of course I still have my doubts but it sounds reasonable enough to believe, am I being naieve? Quoted: That's funny........similar happened to me recently at work. We got a guy that transferred within the company where I work, he came from another state where we operate. He's been here now with us for about 2 weeks. The other day he comes in wearing an O.D. green military winter wool scarf. Here was the conversation: Me: "That's a nice scarf, what branch of the military were you in?" Him: "Army." Me: "Oh yea, me too! What MOS?" Him: " I'd rather not say." Me: " Why not? I was a 67V, Helicopter Crew Chief." Him: " Well because of current world affairs I'd rather not say." Does this sound like a wanna be or what? Guy is maybe 25 or 26 years old. I'd like to find his DD214 to see what he really did, if he was even really in the military. I could be wrong, but if he was in a situation where he couldn't tell, he could have at least said he was Infantry or maybe Ranger, and not this "I'm not at liberty to say." BS! I'll find out.............. View Quote OTOH maybe he was just honestly embarrased :) General's Cock Polisher? Trash man in Alaska? The possibilities are endless... |
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Quoted: OTOH maybe he was just honestly embarrased :) General's Cock Polisher? Trash man in Alaska? The possibilities are endless... View Quote Yeah, I can't figure that. WTF is there to be ashamed of? We NEED cooks, and trash men, too. BTW I'm sorta guilty of stolen valor by accident. A reporter once asked me a question about something once about Fish and Game laws or some such crap and then asked me if I was a Vet. I assured him I was. He asked me if I was decorated. I told him that I got the Good Conduct medal awarded to me at an Army post that was a mile above sea level, and smugly asked him if that counted as 'highly decorated". Two days later, I was reading the paper and my comments were reported. Thank god he didn't use my name, but he listed me as a highly decorated veteran. It's funny now, but it really irked me at the time. |
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To answer the question, I would do nothing. Let him wallow in his own self-pity. Effects of his lies on you= 0.
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Sure ya get pi$$ed off, but it isn't worth getting worked up over either.
Either smile when he starts his routine or get up and go elsewhere. And don't ask him if he can balance a ball on his nose (like a real deal seal) because he may have been in the mafia before becoming a seal. [;)] |
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Quoted: To answer the question, I would do nothing. Let him wallow in his own self-pity. Effects of his lies on you= 0. View Quote The actual effect of his lies on me are zero. It doesn't impact how I do my job, or keep me awake at night. Ohterwise, it's still upsetting. Especially when he tells therse lies to others outside our ubit. He told a force recon doc he was a SEAL. This suy will go back to his unit and giggle at ours. He "impresses the people he works with, with his phony stories and "it's classified, I can't tell you what I did this weekend." It just pisses me off. |
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