You are driving down the road in your car on a wild, stormy night when you pass by a bus stop and you see three people waiting for the bus:



1. An old lady who looks as if she is about to die.



2. An old friend who once saved your life.



3. The hot woman you have been dreaming about.



Which one would you choose to offer a ride to, knowing that there could only be one passenger in your car?



You could pick up the old lady, because she is going to die, and thus you should save her first. Or you could take the old friend because he once saved your life, and this would be the perfect chance to pay him back. However, you may never be able to find your perfect mate again. What do you do?



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The ARFCOM answer is to run the old lady over and put her out of her misery, have sex with the hottie on the hood of the car, then drive off with the old friend for a few beers.

Give the keys to my friend and have him take the old woman. I stay with the woman of my dreams.

you similtaneously started and ended your own thread!

wow all that typing for nuttin

FTMFW, I heard this one a few months ago.

It's a gift.

Must be!!