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Posted: 6/15/2009 11:01:05 AM EST
[Last Edit: 6/15/2009 11:02:05 AM EST by eracer]
You are driving down the road in your car on a wild, stormy night when you pass by a bus stop and you see three people waiting for the bus:

1. An old lady who looks as if she is about to die.

2. An old friend who once saved your life.

3. The hot woman you have been dreaming about.

Which one would you choose to offer a ride to, knowing that there could only be one passenger in your car?

You could pick up the old lady, because she is going to die, and thus you should save her first. Or you could take the old friend because he once saved your life, and this would be the perfect chance to pay him back. However, you may never be able to find your perfect mate again. What do you do?

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The ARFCOM answer is to run the old lady over and put her out of her misery, have sex with the hottie on the hood of the car, then drive off with the old friend for a few beers.
Link Posted: 6/15/2009 11:05:47 AM EST
Give the keys to my friend and have him take the old woman. I stay with the woman of my dreams.
Link Posted: 6/15/2009 11:05:52 AM EST
you similtaneously started and ended your own thread!
Link Posted: 6/15/2009 11:14:16 AM EST
[Last Edit: 6/15/2009 11:14:29 AM EST by SaBotage6]
wow all that typing for nuttin
Link Posted: 6/15/2009 11:15:58 AM EST
Originally Posted By kaziganthi:
Give the keys to my friend and have him take the old woman. I stay with the woman of my dreams.


FTMFW, I heard this one a few months ago.
Link Posted: 6/15/2009 11:33:32 AM EST

Originally Posted By GLuttonousGourami:
you similtaneously started and ended your own thread!

It's a gift.
Link Posted: 6/15/2009 11:38:13 AM EST
Originally Posted By eracer:

Originally Posted By GLuttonousGourami:
you similtaneously started and ended your own thread!

It's a gift.


Must be!!
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