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Posted: 8/10/2011 12:53:30 PM EDT

Holy Balls sounds wrong

Posted: 8/10/2011 12:54:41 PM EDT

[#1]

Hellfires

Posted: 8/10/2011 12:55:45 PM EDT

[#2]

A waste of time?????

Posted: 8/10/2011 12:55:45 PM EDT

[#3]

The Pope's Spitball.

Posted: 8/10/2011 12:55:50 PM EDT

[#4]

Xtreme Unction

Posted: 8/10/2011 12:55:55 PM EDT

[#5]

Balls full of regular water.....that have a marketing campaign.

Posted: 8/10/2011 12:56:15 PM EDT

[#6]

Paintballs filled with holy water.

What did I win?

Posted: 8/10/2011 12:56:56 PM EDT

[#7]

Quoted:
A waste of time?????

Not if you are a vampire!

Posted: 8/10/2011 12:56:57 PM EDT

[#8]

Instead of Holy Water, just get a flamethrower and have a Priest Bless the tanks.

Posted: 8/10/2011 12:57:27 PM EDT

[#9]

Quoted:
Paintballs filled with holy water.

What did I win?

A catchy name sure to sell! Why you should be in marketing young man!

Posted: 8/10/2011 12:57:28 PM EDT

[#10]

Holy Rollers?

Posted: 8/10/2011 12:57:32 PM EDT

[#11]

Zombie Napalm

Posted: 8/10/2011 12:57:49 PM EDT

[#12]

Holy Rollers

Posted: 8/10/2011 12:58:11 PM EDT

[#13]

Quoted:
Instead of Holy Water, just get a flamethrower and have a Priest Bless the tanks.

Superior range (if you are increasing the velocity past safe legal limits I don't think vampires care about bruising!)

Faster to reload then a tank.

Posted: 8/10/2011 12:59:39 PM EDT

[#14]

Alright then.

Just by 10,000 rounds of 9mm, a full auto Mac 10 with Lage upper, and have a priest bless all of it.

Posted: 8/10/2011 1:00:45 PM EDT

[#15]

Slowly dissolving?

Posted: 8/10/2011 1:01:02 PM EDT

[#16]

Quoted:
Alright then.

Just by 10,000 rounds of 9mm, a full auto Mac 10 with Lage upper, and have a priest bless all of it.

I didn't think guns were on the list of approved vampire killing weapons? Silver bullets?

Posted: 8/10/2011 1:01:22 PM EDT

[#17]

Awesome.

Posted: 8/10/2011 1:02:24 PM EDT

[#18]

Quoted:
Slowly dissolving?

You can fill paintballs with water I don't know what the trick is but the training ammo that pepperball sells is basically filled with water.

Found em: They use plastic shells instead of the dissolving gelatin ones: http://www.pcpaintball.com/product.html

Posted: 8/10/2011 1:02:34 PM EDT

[#19]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Alright then.

Just by 10,000 rounds of 9mm, a full auto Mac 10 with Lage upper, and have a priest bless all of it.

I didn't think guns were on the list of approved vampire killing weapons? Silver bullets?

That's werewolves.

Posted: 8/10/2011 1:02:50 PM EDT

[#20]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Paintballs filled with holy water.

What did I win?

A catchy name sure to sell! Why you should be in marketing young man!

Selling gimmicks never was a strong suit of mine.

How bout Priests Balls?

Posted: 8/10/2011 1:03:33 PM EDT

[#21]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Alright then.

Just by 10,000 rounds of 9mm, a full auto Mac 10 with Lage upper, and have a priest bless all of it.

I didn't think guns were on the list of approved vampire killing weapons? Silver bullets?

That's for werewolves. If you'd seen Rene Auberjonois own David Warner at the end of My Best Friend is a Vampire, you'd have learned that lesson.

Posted: 8/10/2011 1:03:50 PM EDT

[#22]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Paintballs filled with holy water.

What did I win?

A catchy name sure to sell! Why you should be in marketing young man!

Selling gimmicks never was a strong suit of mine.

How bout Priests Balls?

Don't worry it isn't for a real product

Posted: 8/10/2011 1:10:27 PM EDT

[#23]

Waiting for YouTube vid of sinners getting absolved.... so you keep shooting until you get a confession? How many cases for an exorcism. Shoot dem babies for baptisim. Church could get fun!

Posted: 8/10/2011 1:12:11 PM EDT

[#24]

CCPB

Christ Compelled Paint Ball

Posted: 8/10/2011 1:16:54 PM EDT

[#25]

h2oly.mm

Posted: 8/10/2011 1:20:26 PM EDT

[#26]

AVR - Anti-Vampire Round

Posted: 8/10/2011 1:26:26 PM EDT

[#27]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Alright then.

Just by 10,000 rounds of 9mm, a full auto Mac 10 with Lage upper, and have a priest bless all of it.

I didn't think guns were on the list of approved vampire killing weapons? Silver bullets?

That's werewolves.

Pure silver, iron or running water are good against your undead types as well.

Posted: 8/10/2011 1:27:03 PM EDT

[#28]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Alright then.

Just by 10,000 rounds of 9mm, a full auto Mac 10 with Lage upper, and have a priest bless all of it.

I didn't think guns were on the list of approved vampire killing weapons? Silver bullets?

That's werewolves.

Pure silver, iron or running water are good against your undead types as well.

Ok so what does collodial silver inside paintballs or darts do?

Posted: 8/10/2011 1:27:10 PM EDT

[#29]

Why ruin good paint... get a super soaker.

Holy water= propaganda

Posted: 8/10/2011 1:28:00 PM EDT

[#30]

Quoted:
Holy Rollers?

/thread

Posted: 8/10/2011 1:29:27 PM EDT

[#31]

Quoted:

Ok so what does collodial silver inside paintballs or darts do?

Nothing, because it is no longer pure.

Posted: 8/10/2011 1:32:18 PM EDT

[#32]

Sick-Sick-Sick!!!

And Shame on You, Mister!!!

The Power Of Christ Compels You...

––(the Exorcist)

Posted: 8/10/2011 1:34:49 PM EDT

[#33]

gods tears or spit of the all-mighty

die vampire vermin scum..............

Posted: 8/10/2011 1:36:58 PM EDT

[#34]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Ok so what does collodial silver inside paintballs or darts do?

Nothing, because it is no longer pure.

That all depends on how you define "pure."

Is a piece of "pure" silver in a glass of water still pure?

How many nines purity is required (99.99....%)? Analyzed by what method? Does it have to be certified?

Posted: 8/10/2011 1:43:12 PM EDT

[#35]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Ok so what does collodial silver inside paintballs or darts do?

Nothing, because it is no longer pure.

That all depends on how you define "pure."

Is a piece of "pure" silver in a glass of water still pure?

How many nines purity is required (99.99....%)? Analyzed by what method? Does it have to be certified?

Too scientific. vampires are not scientific, they are an unclean, fallen from the grace of god being. Clean, wholesome materials are harmful to them.

Don't make me get my Montster Manual out.

Posted: 8/10/2011 1:52:30 PM EDT

[#36]

Vampire-nators. Speshiully designed within the deep, dark recesses of a benedictine monk's experimental lab and blessed by the pope himself to be 100% effective or your money back. The forces of evil shall feel the wrath of holy righteousness and cast into the dark realm of eternal damnation upon being smited by the awesomeness of our products. Blessed be him who seeks out evil....

Posted: 8/10/2011 1:54:44 PM EDT

[#37]

BRB I have to glue some holy water soaked sponges to my plate carrier.

Posted: 8/10/2011 2:11:40 PM EDT

[#38]

Sacred shot?

Sanctified spheres?

Gody globes?

Angelic ammo?

Hallowed hail?

God's globs?

Posted: 8/10/2011 2:11:43 PM EDT

[#39]

Altar Boyz

Posted: 8/10/2011 2:21:09 PM EDT

[#40]

Easter eggs.

Posted: 8/10/2011 2:36:40 PM EDT

[#41]

They're only effective if they're .45 in diameter and fired from god's own pistol the 1911

Posted: 8/10/2011 2:40:34 PM EDT

[#42]

Holy Balls of Fire & Brimstone?

Posted: 8/10/2011 3:22:28 PM EDT

[#43]

Saint paint

Posted: 8/10/2011 3:26:10 PM EDT

[#44]

You don't need holy water, you just need to shoot the critter enough times that you do the necessary damage. I doubt a vampire's going to walk unscathed through a hail of automatic .308 fire.

Posted: 8/10/2011 3:30:05 PM EDT

[#45]

Demon Dots

Posted: 8/10/2011 3:30:51 PM EDT

[#46]

Quoted:
You don't need holy water, you just need to shoot the critter enough times that you do the necessary damage. I doubt a vampire's going to walk unscathed through a hail of automatic .308 fire.

I hope, for your sake, you never try it.