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Posted: 8/10/2011 12:53:30 PM EDT
Holy Balls sounds wrong
Link Posted: 8/10/2011 12:54:41 PM EDT
[#1]
Hellfires
Link Posted: 8/10/2011 12:55:45 PM EDT
[#2]
A waste of time?????
Link Posted: 8/10/2011 12:55:45 PM EDT
[#3]
The Pope's Spitball.
Link Posted: 8/10/2011 12:55:50 PM EDT
[#4]
Xtreme Unction
Link Posted: 8/10/2011 12:55:55 PM EDT
[#5]
Balls full of regular water.....that have a marketing campaign.
Link Posted: 8/10/2011 12:56:15 PM EDT
[#6]
Paintballs filled with holy water.

What did I win?
Link Posted: 8/10/2011 12:56:56 PM EDT
[#7]
Quoted:
A waste of time?????


Not if you are a vampire!
Link Posted: 8/10/2011 12:56:57 PM EDT
[#8]
Instead of Holy Water, just get a flamethrower and have a Priest Bless the tanks.
Link Posted: 8/10/2011 12:57:27 PM EDT
[#9]
Quoted:
Paintballs filled with holy water.

What did I win?


A catchy name sure to sell! Why you should be in marketing young man!
Link Posted: 8/10/2011 12:57:28 PM EDT
[#10]
Holy Rollers?
Link Posted: 8/10/2011 12:57:32 PM EDT
[#11]
Zombie Napalm
Link Posted: 8/10/2011 12:57:49 PM EDT
[#12]
Holy Rollers
Link Posted: 8/10/2011 12:58:11 PM EDT
[#13]
Quoted:
Instead of Holy Water, just get a flamethrower and have a Priest Bless the tanks.


Superior range (if you are increasing the velocity past safe legal limits I don't think vampires care about bruising!)

Faster to reload then a tank.
Link Posted: 8/10/2011 12:59:39 PM EDT
[#14]
Alright then.



Just by 10,000 rounds of 9mm, a full auto Mac 10 with Lage upper, and have a priest bless all of it.
Link Posted: 8/10/2011 1:00:45 PM EDT
[#15]
Slowly dissolving?
Link Posted: 8/10/2011 1:01:02 PM EDT
[#16]
Quoted:
Alright then.

Just by 10,000 rounds of 9mm, a full auto Mac 10 with Lage upper, and have a priest bless all of it.


I didn't think guns were on the list of approved vampire killing weapons? Silver bullets?
Link Posted: 8/10/2011 1:01:22 PM EDT
[#17]
Awesome.
Link Posted: 8/10/2011 1:02:24 PM EDT
[#18]
Quoted:
Slowly dissolving?


You can fill paintballs with water I don't know what the trick is but the training ammo that pepperball sells is basically filled with water.

Found em: They use plastic shells instead of the dissolving gelatin ones: http://www.pcpaintball.com/product.html
Link Posted: 8/10/2011 1:02:34 PM EDT
[#19]



Quoted:



Quoted:

Alright then.



Just by 10,000 rounds of 9mm, a full auto Mac 10 with Lage upper, and have a priest bless all of it.




I didn't think guns were on the list of approved vampire killing weapons? Silver bullets?


That's werewolves.



 
Link Posted: 8/10/2011 1:02:50 PM EDT
[#20]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Paintballs filled with holy water.

What did I win?


A catchy name sure to sell! Why you should be in marketing young man!


Selling gimmicks never was a strong suit of mine.

How bout Priests Balls?
Link Posted: 8/10/2011 1:03:33 PM EDT
[#21]



Quoted:



Quoted:

Alright then.



Just by 10,000 rounds of 9mm, a full auto Mac 10 with Lage upper, and have a priest bless all of it.




I didn't think guns were on the list of approved vampire killing weapons? Silver bullets?


That's for werewolves.  If you'd seen Rene Auberjonois own David Warner at the end of My Best Friend is a Vampire, you'd have learned that lesson.  



 
Link Posted: 8/10/2011 1:03:50 PM EDT
[#22]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Paintballs filled with holy water.

What did I win?


A catchy name sure to sell! Why you should be in marketing young man!


Selling gimmicks never was a strong suit of mine.

How bout Priests Balls?


Don't worry it isn't for a real product

Link Posted: 8/10/2011 1:10:27 PM EDT
[#23]
Waiting for YouTube vid of sinners getting absolved.... so you keep shooting until you get a confession?  How many cases for an exorcism.  Shoot dem babies for baptisim.  Church could get fun!
Link Posted: 8/10/2011 1:12:11 PM EDT
[#24]
CCPB

Christ Compelled Paint Ball
Link Posted: 8/10/2011 1:16:54 PM EDT
[#25]
h2oly.mm
Link Posted: 8/10/2011 1:20:26 PM EDT
[#26]
AVR - Anti-Vampire Round
Link Posted: 8/10/2011 1:26:26 PM EDT
[#27]



Quoted:





Quoted:


Quoted:

Alright then.



Just by 10,000 rounds of 9mm, a full auto Mac 10 with Lage upper, and have a priest bless all of it.




I didn't think guns were on the list of approved vampire killing weapons? Silver bullets?


That's werewolves.

 
Pure silver, iron or running water are good against your undead types as well.





 
Link Posted: 8/10/2011 1:27:03 PM EDT
[#28]
Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
Quoted:
Alright then.

Just by 10,000 rounds of 9mm, a full auto Mac 10 with Lage upper, and have a priest bless all of it.


I didn't think guns were on the list of approved vampire killing weapons? Silver bullets?

That's werewolves.
 
Pure silver, iron or running water are good against your undead types as well.

 


Ok so what does collodial silver inside paintballs or darts do?
Link Posted: 8/10/2011 1:27:10 PM EDT
[#29]
Why ruin good paint... get a super soaker.

Holy water= propaganda
Link Posted: 8/10/2011 1:28:00 PM EDT
[#30]
Quoted:
Holy Rollers?


/thread
Link Posted: 8/10/2011 1:29:27 PM EDT
[#31]



Quoted:





Ok so what does collodial silver inside paintballs or darts do?




Nothing, because it is no longer pure.





 
Link Posted: 8/10/2011 1:32:18 PM EDT
[#32]
Sick-Sick-Sick!!!  

And Shame on You, Mister!!!

The Power Of Christ Compels You...––(the Exorcist)
Link Posted: 8/10/2011 1:34:49 PM EDT
[#33]
gods tears or spit of the all-mighty

die vampire vermin scum..............
Link Posted: 8/10/2011 1:36:58 PM EDT
[#34]
Quoted:

Quoted:


Ok so what does collodial silver inside paintballs or darts do?


Nothing, because it is no longer pure.

 


That all depends on how you define "pure."


Is a piece of "pure" silver in a glass of water still pure?

How many nines purity is required (99.99....%)?  Analyzed by what method?  Does it have to be certified?
Link Posted: 8/10/2011 1:43:12 PM EDT
[#35]



Quoted:



Quoted:




Quoted:





Ok so what does collodial silver inside paintballs or darts do?




Nothing, because it is no longer pure.



 




That all depends on how you define "pure."





Is a piece of "pure" silver in a glass of water still pure?



How many nines purity is required (99.99....%)?  Analyzed by what method?   Does it have to be certified?


Too scientific.  vampires are not scientific, they are an unclean, fallen from the grace of god being.  Clean, wholesome materials are harmful to them.





Don't make me get my Montster Manual out.





 
Link Posted: 8/10/2011 1:52:30 PM EDT
[#36]
Vampire-nators. Speshiully designed  within the deep, dark recesses of a benedictine monk's experimental lab and blessed by the pope himself to be 100% effective or your money back. The forces of evil shall feel the wrath of holy righteousness and cast into the dark realm of eternal damnation upon being smited by the awesomeness of our products. Blessed be him who seeks out evil....
Link Posted: 8/10/2011 1:54:44 PM EDT
[#37]
BRB I have to glue some holy water soaked sponges to my plate carrier.
Link Posted: 8/10/2011 2:11:40 PM EDT
[#38]
Sacred shot?

Sanctified spheres?

Gody globes?

Angelic ammo?

Hallowed hail?

God's globs?

Link Posted: 8/10/2011 2:11:43 PM EDT
[#39]
Altar Boyz
Link Posted: 8/10/2011 2:21:09 PM EDT
[#40]
Easter eggs.
Link Posted: 8/10/2011 2:36:40 PM EDT
[#41]
They're only effective if they're .45 in diameter and fired from god's own pistol the 1911  
Link Posted: 8/10/2011 2:40:34 PM EDT
[#42]
Holy Balls of Fire & Brimstone?
Link Posted: 8/10/2011 3:22:28 PM EDT
[#43]
Saint paint
Link Posted: 8/10/2011 3:26:10 PM EDT
[#44]
You don't need holy water, you just need to shoot the critter enough times that you do the necessary damage.  I doubt a vampire's going to walk unscathed through a hail of automatic .308 fire.
Link Posted: 8/10/2011 3:30:05 PM EDT
[#45]
Demon Dots
Link Posted: 8/10/2011 3:30:51 PM EDT
[#46]
Quoted:
You don't need holy water, you just need to shoot the critter enough times that you do the necessary damage.  I doubt a vampire's going to walk unscathed through a hail of automatic .308 fire.
I hope, for your sake, you never try it.



Link Posted: 8/10/2011 3:35:02 PM EDT
[#47]
Baptism of fire
Link Posted: 8/10/2011 3:54:29 PM EDT
[#48]
A ball filled with water would be a holy roller.  That said, how about filling them with garlic extract .

Link Posted: 8/10/2011 4:01:16 PM EDT
[#49]
Holy Hydro-shocks


Holy SPLAT!  (and do a multi-color starburst behind the SPLAT)
Link Posted: 8/10/2011 4:04:48 PM EDT
[#50]
Prayer Flare
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