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Posted: 10/26/2013 8:35:10 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/26/2013 8:35:45 PM EST by Commando223]


So I was cleaning around my desk when I found these bottles that have 1/5th or less and thought about just combining them all into one and trying it out. What do you guys think?
Link Posted: 10/26/2013 8:39:55 PM EST
Long Island iced Tea?
Link Posted: 10/26/2013 8:40:19 PM EST
A headache?
Link Posted: 10/26/2013 8:41:25 PM EST
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Originally Posted By Tim_the_enchanter:
Long Island iced Tea?
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Primary alcohol by volume

Gin
Tequila
Vodka
Rum
Triple sec


pretty close but that devil's cut and the scotch.......ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.......
Link Posted: 10/26/2013 8:42:44 PM EST
An abomination?
Link Posted: 10/26/2013 8:43:33 PM EST
Black out, get beaten up by your room mate, and get stripped of your gun rights?
Link Posted: 10/26/2013 8:43:44 PM EST
You'll wake up with a bad hangover and your dog pregnant.
Link Posted: 10/26/2013 8:43:58 PM EST
Krokodil.
Link Posted: 10/26/2013 8:44:32 PM EST
You currently have 5 bottles of alcohol you have already enjoyed as is.

Combining them will create 1 bottle of garbage you will not enjoy.

Do a test shot with all combined, and let us know how awful it is.
Link Posted: 10/26/2013 8:44:34 PM EST
Nuka-Cola
Link Posted: 10/26/2013 8:44:41 PM EST
That'd be a new jersey turnpike put some parmesan cheese on it and its called a dirty panties
Link Posted: 10/26/2013 8:46:00 PM EST
the guns too?
Link Posted: 10/26/2013 9:07:14 PM EST
More than likely, you'll wake up next to my ex-wife.
Link Posted: 10/26/2013 9:08:34 PM EST
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More than likely, you'll wake up next to my ex-wife.
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Ok, that's pretty funny.
Link Posted: 10/26/2013 9:11:41 PM EST
Drunkenness. Pure blessed drunkenness.
Link Posted: 10/26/2013 9:13:00 PM EST
Vomit?
Link Posted: 10/26/2013 9:16:43 PM EST
Went to college with a couple of guys that used to go room to room and get whatever little bit was left in any bottles, mixed them together in a plastic milk jug and proceeded to get drunk.

They were alive at the end of the year so it won't kill you. After the first 6 or so swallows, you probably won't care.
Link Posted: 10/26/2013 9:19:25 PM EST
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Originally Posted By staraero:
That'd be a new jersey turnpike put some parmesan cheese on it and its called a dirty panties
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Corretion.
That'd be like licking dirty panties which have what looks like parmesan cheese that were found on the New Jersey turnpike.
Link Posted: 10/26/2013 9:20:04 PM EST
As fun as tonight would be, tomorrow would suck.
Link Posted: 10/26/2013 9:21:58 PM EST
Take the pistol and push the Smirnoff in the floor. Then see what you got!!
Link Posted: 10/26/2013 9:40:11 PM EST
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Originally Posted By staraero:
That'd be a new jersey turnpike put some parmesan cheese on it and its called a dirty panties
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There is something severely wrong with you...
Link Posted: 10/26/2013 9:42:44 PM EST
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Originally Posted By staraero:
That'd be a new jersey turnpike put some parmesan cheese on it and its called a dirty panties
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Link Posted: 10/26/2013 9:45:34 PM EST
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Corretion.
That'd be like licking dirty panties which have what looks like parmesan cheese that were found on the New Jersey turnpike.
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Originally Posted By Goodn:
Originally Posted By staraero:
That'd be a new jersey turnpike put some parmesan cheese on it and its called a dirty panties



Corretion.
That'd be like licking dirty panties which have what looks like parmesan cheese that were found on the New Jersey turnpike.


Ooh, flavor crystals!
Link Posted: 10/26/2013 9:50:18 PM EST
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Originally Posted By Rugerlvr:
Drunkenness. Pure blessed drunkenness.
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But your better off finishing off each bottle individually. You don't want to mix that shit together.
Link Posted: 10/26/2013 9:51:49 PM EST
Horrible things I imagine.
Link Posted: 10/26/2013 9:55:46 PM EST
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This would turn into a poop thread I'm afraid.



LOL
Link Posted: 10/27/2013 4:38:33 AM EST
The gods of Scotch will come to earth and slap you. (Although it is a blend)
Link Posted: 10/27/2013 4:46:10 AM EST
Remember when the Three Stooges mixed all the drinks and smoke started coming out of the boot?

Something like that
Link Posted: 10/27/2013 4:49:40 AM EST
I see nobody typed excellent question in all caps yet. GD is slipping.
Link Posted: 10/27/2013 4:55:15 AM EST
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There's a thread on the results of this right now as I type this smart ass answer.

Probable Answer

Link Posted: 10/27/2013 4:56:57 AM EST
what would happen?

Regret is my bet...
Link Posted: 10/27/2013 4:57:58 AM EST
Only one way to find out.

Be sure to put a little umbrella in the glass. That will make it taste better.
Link Posted: 10/27/2013 4:58:40 AM EST
I'm not 100% on this but I believe you would have committed a felony.
Link Posted: 10/27/2013 4:59:31 AM EST
Hide those hog legs from yourself.
Link Posted: 10/27/2013 4:59:52 AM EST
Considering every single beverage there tastes like ass, I assume the result would be 5th of ass?
Link Posted: 10/27/2013 5:02:47 AM EST
Bar mat shot.

You know that little rubber mat that sits under the booze gun at the bar?

Yea, at the end of the night, you take whatever has dripped into that from the pours all night long; dump it in a shot glass and: down the hatch

You would get something similar, only without the prestige of actually doing a bar mat.

Link Posted: 10/27/2013 6:27:01 AM EST
I'm thinking a glass of Full Retard.
Link Posted: 10/27/2013 6:29:48 AM EST
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Originally Posted By Hellbent_4:
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Bingo.

We can call it a New Jersey Iced Tea.

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Link Posted: 10/27/2013 6:33:34 AM EST
The amount of cheapness in one bottle would be mind blowing.
Link Posted: 10/27/2013 6:34:16 AM EST
Link Posted: 10/27/2013 6:35:00 AM EST
That's an exact long island iced tea right there. Add a little sour mix and a splash of coke.
Link Posted: 10/27/2013 6:39:25 AM EST
When I managed a bar, the other bartenders would always leave a half ounce in the bottle and toss them in the bottle box (the bar owners were the worst offenders).
I pulled them all out and combined it in one bottle (no cream based or wine) and called it FLAK. Sold it for $2 a shot to dipshits and college kids.
Link Posted: 10/27/2013 6:44:22 AM EST
I was once at a bar, a buddy asked what I want to drink....I replied back "Anything from that side of the bar that costs money is fine."


He came back with something like you have there. It was called a "Black Death" or something. Maybe "Liquid Cocaine". I forgot. It was horrible but I drank it.
Link Posted: 10/27/2013 7:21:07 AM EST
Glock style explosion
Link Posted: 10/27/2013 7:30:22 AM EST
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Add a tiny bit of dish soap and use the mix to clean those revolvers.

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lol that's a good idea. I'm worried it would strip the finish though.
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