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Posted: 6/13/2014 2:13:02 PM EDT
Explain if you want to.
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Evapotranspiration
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Originally Posted By 911evo:
Evapotranspiration
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Do you install drain fields?
Link Posted: 6/13/2014 2:19:18 PM EDT
Lots
cbc pt/ptt bmp ck ckmb troponin ER STAT (that's a sentence)

Reqs out of order.

Sample QNS. (or NSR)

Qc fail 2SD high, levey jennings requires action. Recal and rerun OK.

ISE reference drift.
Link Posted: 6/13/2014 2:19:40 PM EDT
Engineering:

TIGHT tolerance: RCH

We also used to use "Unobtainium" a lot, but Avatar ruined that term.
Link Posted: 6/13/2014 2:20:18 PM EDT
BOHICA
FML
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Analyze yesterday's business using the pulse report, include KPIs with particular focus on ADT and UPT.
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Originally Posted By Overlord66:


Do you install drain fields?
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Originally Posted By Overlord66:
Originally Posted By 911evo:
Evapotranspiration


Do you install drain fields?


Pot farmer.
Link Posted: 6/13/2014 2:21:28 PM EDT
Kerf
Link Posted: 6/13/2014 2:22:05 PM EDT
Fuck me with a rusty spoon.

Multiple meanings - none equate to a good thing.

Link Posted: 6/13/2014 2:22:12 PM EDT
Prist
Link Posted: 6/13/2014 2:23:07 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 6/13/2014 2:24:14 PM EDT by I_am_Dan]
Originally Posted By Spitcup:
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You stole this question from NPR

http://www.npr.org/2014/06/13/321697784/a-tip-from-ben-stiller-on-set-a-chicken-is-not-what-it-seems
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Originally Posted By manowar669:
Lots
cbc pt/ptt bmp ck ckmb troponin ER STAT (that's a sentence)

Reqs out of order.

Sample QNS. (or NSR)

Qc fail 2SD high, levey jennings requires action. Recal and rerun OK.

ISE reference drift.
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Pathology?

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Link Posted: 6/13/2014 2:23:27 PM EDT
I work in IT as an engineer. People say I talk in a different language.
Link Posted: 6/13/2014 2:24:32 PM EDT
Frequent flyer - someone that calls 911 multiple times a month for a 'free' ride to the ER.

Pooper Scooper - when a patient is so covered in shit/piss/vomit/semen you decide to just scoop them up with the scoop stretcher even though they don't need to be immobilized.

Worthless fucking piece of shit - used to identify any of the crappy hand me down equipment we are forced to use

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Link Posted: 6/13/2014 2:25:50 PM EDT
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HBA, Solarflare, Emulex, Lightpulse, SLA.

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Originally Posted By TokerM:
Engineering:

TIGHT tolerance: RCH

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And if the tolerance is not quite tight it's just a plain CH.

I am very familiar with that precision of measurement as an engineer!!
Link Posted: 6/13/2014 2:28:04 PM EDT
MO - mental observation. Someone calls 911 because someone is acting crazy. Usually our most interesting and potentially dangerous calls. "Don't fear the MO."

Toaster - AED

Heroes - Local Fire Department we work with (I'm private EMS). Used sarcastically of course ;)

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Pathology?

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Originally Posted By manowar669:
Lots
cbc pt/ptt bmp ck ckmb troponin ER STAT (that's a sentence)

Reqs out of order.

Sample QNS. (or NSR)

Qc fail 2SD high, levey jennings requires action. Recal and rerun OK.

ISE reference drift.


Pathology?

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Medical Technologist. 22 years now. Some pathology, mostly bloodwork, biopsies, urinalysis, and other hospital processes.
Link Posted: 6/13/2014 2:30:37 PM EDT
Auto-hist has gone crazy.
Auto-locate isn't seeing 9 hot.
Auto keeps calling the U-bend a fucking dent.
I'm getting dropout on this RPC cal.
I can't see the AVB's.
Batwing 1 plays in weak.
Stop calling fucking MBM's.
These DNI's are bullshit.
Your mix channel is fucked.
Your slipring is bad.
You need to hardware null, balance and pull those standards again.

Just a few.
Link Posted: 6/13/2014 2:41:50 PM EDT
Can you get me the KPIs for the FSE FOG inspections from Infor?
Link Posted: 6/13/2014 2:42:50 PM EDT
200 K PM
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Ischemic cardiomyopathy.
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Redball, ETIC, and about a thousand more...
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Originally Posted By 911evo:
Evapotranspiration


Do you install drain fields?


Yup
Link Posted: 6/13/2014 2:45:57 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By AZJeff:


And if the tolerance is not quite tight it's just a plain CH.

I am very familiar with that precision of measurement as an engineer!!
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Originally Posted By AZJeff:
Originally Posted By TokerM:
Engineering:

TIGHT tolerance: RCH



And if the tolerance is not quite tight it's just a plain CH.

I am very familiar with that precision of measurement as an engineer!!



Red Cunt Hair ?
Link Posted: 6/13/2014 2:46:21 PM EDT
Predictive Maintenance

Link Posted: 6/13/2014 2:48:47 PM EDT
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RPS

WCP

CVP

DMS

Which are all acronyms, and if you did it everyday....you would know...good luck!
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Originally Posted By Spitcup:
Explain if you want to.



You stole this question from NPR.

http://www.npr.org/2014/06/13/321697784/a-tip-from-ben-stiller-on-set-a-chicken-is-not-what-it-seems

I see you listen to NPR too.
Link Posted: 6/13/2014 2:52:26 PM EDT
Concentricity.

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TPS reports.
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RAS
WAS
TRC
FRC
MLSS
SHT
FF
RTNO

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Slump
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Dynamic Head
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Originally Posted By skink:
Can you get me the KPIs for the FSE FOG inspections from Infor?
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"Key Performance Indicators" for the "Field Service Engineer" from ah hell, I dont know the last bit.
Link Posted: 6/13/2014 2:54:25 PM EDT
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TPS reports.
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A sea of cubicles!.......OFFICE SPACE RULES!
Link Posted: 6/13/2014 2:54:35 PM EDT
In the Army - need more bang
In CT
100 kV'er
Vapor lock
Code Brown
Gated or non gated
Interns disease
Turf
Link Posted: 6/13/2014 2:54:47 PM EDT
Fuck.

I'm unemployed and sit on the couch. Mittens always looks at me weird when I say it.
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Polycount
Draw calls
Texel
Tangent space normal
LOD
Shape language
Edge loop / edge ring
Probably a lot others if I sat and thought for a minute...
Link Posted: 6/13/2014 2:55:26 PM EDT
Lactose fermenter
beta-hemolytic
pseudomonas
MRSA

We also say things like "do you need help with your genitals" which means, "I'm done with the urine cultures (or whatever) so I have time to help you with the genital cultures."

Not many people get helped with their genitals at work.
Link Posted: 6/13/2014 2:56:04 PM EDT
Angle of repose

Max allowable GPS

FFE

1/4 bubble

Modus of elasticity

max slump test

admixture

bearing strata

Etcetera, etcetera
Link Posted: 6/13/2014 2:56:18 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By clinteastwood:
HBA, Solarflare, Emulex, Lightpulse, SLA.

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J.J. Abrams, is that you?
Link Posted: 6/13/2014 2:56:27 PM EDT
Touch off and take .020 and break the edge.
Link Posted: 6/13/2014 2:58:12 PM EDT
Laches
Estoppel
In Limine
Per curiam
Duces Tecum

But then again it is all legerdemain... and some of these I haven't actually used in awhile.
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Originally Posted By GOBLIN1:
Angle of repose

Max allowable GPS

FFE

1/4 bubble

Modus of elasticity

max slump test

admixture

bearing strata

Etcetera, etcetera
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Surveyor?
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Surveyor?
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Originally Posted By Blackoperations:
Originally Posted By GOBLIN1:
Angle of repose

Max allowable GPS

FFE

1/4 bubble

Modus of elasticity

max slump test

admixture

bearing strata

Etcetera, etcetera


Surveyor?



Nope!
Link Posted: 6/13/2014 3:08:55 PM EDT
Pipe rack, Steam pipe expansion joint, pipe flange.
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Nope!
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Originally Posted By GOBLIN1:
Originally Posted By Blackoperations:
Originally Posted By GOBLIN1:
Angle of repose

Max allowable GPS

FFE

1/4 bubble

Modus of elasticity

max slump test

admixture

bearing strata

Etcetera, etcetera


Surveyor?



Nope!


I am going to go with bridge or highway inspector.
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Originally Posted By sitdwnandhngon:


I am going to go with bridge or highway inspector.
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Originally Posted By sitdwnandhngon:
Originally Posted By GOBLIN1:
Originally Posted By Blackoperations:
Originally Posted By GOBLIN1:
Angle of repose

Max allowable GPS

FFE

1/4 bubble

Modus of elasticity

max slump test

admixture

bearing strata

Etcetera, etcetera


Surveyor?



Nope!


I am going to go with bridge or highway inspector.


closer!
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Originally Posted By gitarmac:

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I did once, in the parking lot at lunchtime.
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