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Posted: 6/15/2009 3:18:27 PM EST
Discuss.

Comfort Wipe

VIDEO.
Link Posted: 6/15/2009 3:41:40 PM EST
Needs batteries, a light, a compass, and a GPS.
Link Posted: 6/15/2009 3:44:17 PM EST
That seems like it would be awkward as hell. I just can't seeing it being a better way.
Link Posted: 6/15/2009 3:46:23 PM EST
whats the advantage of being fat?
Link Posted: 6/15/2009 3:49:38 PM EST
I'm sure it'll sell in vast quantities.

wish I had thought of it.
Link Posted: 6/15/2009 3:51:05 PM EST
Don't those really fat people crap in the bathtub?
Link Posted: 6/15/2009 3:53:51 PM EST
I guess it beats a buffer wheel mounted on the wall.
Link Posted: 6/15/2009 3:56:11 PM EST
Tag for ensuing hilarity.
Link Posted: 6/15/2009 3:56:28 PM EST
When I woke up this morning, I had 2 things left on my list to see before I could say "Now I've seen everything.":

Device to allow ass-wiping from a distance of 18".
Man eating his own head.

One down, one to go.
Link Posted: 6/15/2009 4:06:14 PM EST
Obviously this is an intermediate development step to the three seashells...
Link Posted: 6/15/2009 4:12:09 PM EST
"Being a big guy certainly has its advantages...and its disadvantages."

wtf
Link Posted: 6/15/2009 4:18:33 PM EST
D to the U to the P to the E
Link Posted: 6/15/2009 4:21:18 PM EST
I'll still use the wad and hand
Link Posted: 6/15/2009 4:22:02 PM EST
"helps me maintain my dignity"...yet she is on a freaking ass wiper commercial.
Link Posted: 6/15/2009 4:26:37 PM EST
Does it come in Olive drab?

needs a rail. can't mount shit on that thing!

...oh....wait
Link Posted: 6/15/2009 4:28:35 PM EST
I think my accuracy would fall dramatically with that thing. I also don't think I'd be able to dig in there like I need to.
Link Posted: 6/15/2009 4:38:38 PM EST
Originally Posted By AJ_Dual:
Obviously this is an intermediate development step to the three seashells...


Link Posted: 6/15/2009 4:47:09 PM EST
If it was painted flat black and had a rail on it, 90% of the folks on this site would buy it.
Link Posted: 6/15/2009 4:49:00 PM EST
Fail 100%
Link Posted: 6/15/2009 4:55:55 PM EST
not interested unless billy is selling it
Link Posted: 6/15/2009 4:58:59 PM EST
Gee, we were potty-training the 2 (now 3) year old and I had to wipe his ass - fun times. There were these cool things called FLUSHABLE WIPES... saw a pack at my 60+ year old parents' house that were considered "comfort wipes" or something similar. Now, all shits are taken in the potty-training bathroom just in case there might be a mess.... or multiples shits. It's amazing what one or two wet-wipes can do to clean up a man-sized mess.
Link Posted: 6/15/2009 5:00:25 PM EST
Russian-Soviet method is better.
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