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Posted: 10/3/2004 8:14:59 AM EST
What kind of work will Kerry get after he looses in the largest landslide since Reagan kicked Carters ass?

Please list your job openings.


I start it off...

Scareing little kids at Holloween parties.
Link Posted: 10/3/2004 8:17:55 AM EST
Link Posted: 10/3/2004 8:18:18 AM EST
Work at McDonalds?
Link Posted: 10/3/2004 8:18:58 AM EST
I am thinking he will still be a Senator from Mass.
Link Posted: 10/3/2004 8:19:00 AM EST
Link Posted: 10/3/2004 8:19:14 AM EST
He will still be a senator because he didn't resign his position.
Link Posted: 10/3/2004 8:19:35 AM EST
Not a Gawd-Dammed thing....



Just like he does now....
Link Posted: 10/3/2004 8:30:41 AM EST
He still has a job in the senate and will become the chief attack dog against the administration.
Link Posted: 10/3/2004 8:35:18 AM EST
How cool would it be it Massachussets voters canned his butt as Senator too? He never shows up for votes anyway. At least Edwards and Dole chose not to run for re-election.
Link Posted: 10/3/2004 8:36:42 AM EST
Eat pork rinds and grow a beard?
Link Posted: 10/3/2004 8:40:53 AM EST

Contest the results of the election, for starters.

Link Posted: 10/3/2004 8:44:18 AM EST

Originally Posted By Sylvan:
He will still be a senator because he didn't resign his position.



pretty pathetic isnt it
Link Posted: 10/3/2004 8:48:14 AM EST

Originally Posted By dpmmn:

Originally Posted By Sylvan:
He will still be a senator because he didn't resign his position.



pretty pathetic isnt it


I would say pretty smart. He has a back up job.
Link Posted: 10/3/2004 8:49:11 AM EST
He'll turn into a sorry-assed, bitter whiney boy, just like Gore did.


Gore.



Maybe Massachussettes will can his ass for being worthless-and rich-and having to pay him a salary.
Link Posted: 10/3/2004 8:51:12 AM EST

Originally Posted By sniper1az:
What kind of work will Kerry get after he looses in the largest landslide since Reagan kicked Carters ass?

Please list your job openings.


I start it off...

Scareing little kids at Holloween parties.



Actually, the biggest ass kicking ever in the popular vote was Nixon over McGovern in 1972, when Nixon won by 18 million votes...then there was Reagan over Mondale in 1984...Reagan got 525 Electoral Votes...biggest electoral landslide EVAR...
Link Posted: 10/3/2004 8:54:00 AM EST
The same thing ALGOR did. Fatten up and screech like a harpy for a living.
Link Posted: 10/3/2004 8:55:06 AM EST

Originally Posted By EricTheHun:



One day may come, however, when there will be no talk of seccession, but of expulsion.



Eric The(CaliforniaWouldBeNext)Hun



Dang! I had it backwards this whole time. You sir may be onto something here.
Link Posted: 10/3/2004 8:56:01 AM EST

Originally Posted By warlord:

Originally Posted By dpmmn:

Originally Posted By Sylvan:
He will still be a senator because he didn't resign his position.



pretty pathetic isnt it


I would say pretty smart. He has a back up job.



Lieberman didn't give up his day job to run for VP either.
Link Posted: 10/3/2004 9:06:21 AM EST



He will become a butler
Link Posted: 10/3/2004 9:07:53 AM EST
Stand in on Blue Collar Comedy?
Link Posted: 10/3/2004 9:16:09 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/3/2004 9:17:31 AM EST by Master_Blaster]
Kerry will (in no particular order):

* Blow up, a la Algore, & go on a rant about "those damn right-wing gun-nutz!"

* Finally prove once & for all that the earth really is flat...then author a legislative bill to make it so.

* Come out of the closet & divorce Mrs. H-K (that last name is a co-inky-dink), who will later come out of the closet herself. At least one of them will "marry" their significant other at some point in the future.

* Regain his Taxachussetts seat in the U.S. Senate, &, in the same vein as uncle ted, become a festering, balooning (figuratively & literally) boil on the butt of the Senate & the country.

* Inevitably, his piss-poor trigger control habits (see NRA ad) will result someone getting shot in the ass while on his duck & buck hunts. Drawing on the observation that assault weapons played no part whatsoever in James Brady's incapacitation, this incident will (also) be used as "proof" that Americans don't need evil assault weapons, & that "we need to act now!"
Link Posted: 10/3/2004 9:19:49 AM EST

Originally Posted By Stryfe:
Eat pork rinds and grow a beard?



I did this and it was fun!!
Link Posted: 10/3/2004 9:25:00 AM EST

Originally Posted By gamesniper:
He'll turn into a sorry-assed, bitter whiney boy, just like Gore did.



Yeah, he'll grow a beard, take on weight, and go insane.
Link Posted: 10/3/2004 9:28:29 AM EST

Originally Posted By MadProfessor:
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He will become a butler



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