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Posted: 5/9/2004 4:55:32 PM EST
And why?

DO some trolls require differant weapons then other trolls?

Discuss

SGtar15
Link Posted: 5/9/2004 4:59:05 PM EST

Originally Posted By sgtar15:
What weapon to use on trolls?



The truth.
Link Posted: 5/9/2004 5:00:38 PM EST

Originally Posted By arowneragain:

Originally Posted By sgtar15:
What weapon to use on trolls?



The truth.



The truth shall set you free!
Link Posted: 5/9/2004 5:01:43 PM EST

A hickory stick.

Link Posted: 5/9/2004 5:02:51 PM EST

Originally Posted By The_Macallan:
A hickory stick.




I like that better than the truth, the will listen to a stick.

Sgtar15
Link Posted: 5/9/2004 5:03:43 PM EST
I board with a nail in it on fire. Hit them in the head and Burn them
Link Posted: 5/9/2004 5:04:19 PM EST
silence
Link Posted: 5/9/2004 5:05:00 PM EST
I'm sorry, but the truth rarely is an effective deterent against trolling behavior.

The most effective weapon is an Ignore Button. Any attempt to engage a troll quickly spirals downward (upward?) into a scenario requiring Weapons of Mass Destruction.
Link Posted: 5/9/2004 5:05:10 PM EST
Flamethrowers
Link Posted: 5/9/2004 5:05:33 PM EST
I like the Hickory idea
Link Posted: 5/9/2004 5:19:23 PM EST
Thumb the cliP.
Pull the PIN.
THROOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW the greNAAADE.



Frags.
Link Posted: 5/9/2004 5:23:19 PM EST
Feminine protection.

(A pink flamethrower).
Link Posted: 5/9/2004 5:24:02 PM EST
The sound of their sucking chest wound from a .458 SOCOM is.............
well, very soothing.

Dave S
Link Posted: 5/9/2004 5:27:31 PM EST

Originally Posted By The_Macallan:
A hickory stick.





Link Posted: 5/9/2004 5:36:33 PM EST
trolls, as in trolls who live under bridges? shotgun, or that mole killin' propane flamethrower

those big trolls in LOTR? .50

Trolls in GD? silence
Link Posted: 5/9/2004 5:40:13 PM EST
Can't you just answer their riddles?
Link Posted: 5/9/2004 5:44:05 PM EST
Nuke 'em from orbit, it's the only way to be sure for the children.

CW
Link Posted: 5/9/2004 5:50:44 PM EST
"The very existence of flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, 'You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.'"
- George Carlin

Link Posted: 5/9/2004 5:52:32 PM EST
Link Posted: 5/9/2004 5:55:30 PM EST
Link Posted: 5/9/2004 5:55:45 PM EST
Link Posted: 5/9/2004 5:59:44 PM EST
I like sarcasm, invective and irony.
Link Posted: 5/9/2004 6:00:59 PM EST
40 watt Phase Plasma rifle?

BigDozer66
Link Posted: 5/9/2004 6:02:47 PM EST
Trolls will turn to stone in sunlight, so one of them UV grenades in Blade II or if you fight them in a closed building, any round that will shoot holes in the wall at dawn.
Link Posted: 5/9/2004 6:06:06 PM EST

Originally Posted By The_Macallan:
A hickory stick.




Even worse: a hickory stick with poo on it!
Link Posted: 5/9/2004 6:12:46 PM EST
Ive always found that Wave is a pretty good weapon against trolls.


"wanna see somthin funny?"
Link Posted: 5/9/2004 6:20:23 PM EST
There is but only one weapon that will stop any and all trolls in their tracks. The weapon is of course JimmyDandy.
Link Posted: 5/9/2004 6:35:52 PM EST
"A donkey?" Shrek voice?
Link Posted: 5/9/2004 7:02:58 PM EST
Pie?
Link Posted: 5/9/2004 7:34:56 PM EST

Originally Posted By JohnnyMcEldoo:
There is but only one weapon that will stop any and all trolls in their tracks. The weapon is of course JimmyDandy.





Sgtar15
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