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Posted: 8/23/2004 6:15:57 PM EST
[Last Edit: 8/28/2004 7:32:55 PM EST by albob]
I have Playboys from 1981- present that I would like to offload. They are all in perfect shape, (no "sticky" pages) stored on a bookshelf. I really would like to get rid of these things to make room for "better" reading material. Any suggestions?

AB
Link Posted: 8/23/2004 6:17:09 PM EST
Get an APO and send them to Afganistan and Iraq.
Link Posted: 8/23/2004 6:18:48 PM EST

Originally Posted By captainpooby:
Get an APO and send them to Afganistan and Iraq.


+1
Link Posted: 8/23/2004 6:19:53 PM EST

Originally Posted By Fat_McNasty:

Originally Posted By captainpooby:
Get an APO and send them to Afganistan and Iraq.


+1



No porn allowed I believe.


Contact STeyrAug...I believe he collects them.


SGatr15
Link Posted: 8/23/2004 6:20:17 PM EST
Even better- sell them on ebay -they are classic issues. Take the $ and give it to a program for handicapped vets or something.
Link Posted: 8/23/2004 6:20:36 PM EST
That's a damned fine idea lol
I've got the same 'problem' - 30yrs worth, 8 file boxes full, looking for a way / place to unload them for at least enough $ to cover the cost of shipping (huge) or regional drive-dropoff (not quite as huge).
Link Posted: 8/23/2004 7:10:00 PM EST

Originally Posted By 95thFoot:
Even better- sell them on ebay -they are classic issues. Take the $ and give it to a program for handicapped vets or something.





I have considered ebay in the past and checked out what was going on there. TONS of folks selling them, they don't seem to be moving too well. I'll check tonight and see what's going on now.

AB
Link Posted: 8/23/2004 7:16:19 PM EST
Here is a better idea:

Go to your nearest forest and build a small tree fort. Stick the playboys in boxes covered in plastic and leave a note. "YOU JUST FOUND THE MOTHERLOAD"

I remember when i was young 10 or 12 and with my buddies exploring the woods and stumbling across something similar. Best memory i had when i was young.
Link Posted: 8/23/2004 7:26:53 PM EST

Originally Posted By mhpoole:
Here is a better idea:

Go to your nearest forest and build a small tree fort. Stick the playboys in boxes covered in plastic and leave a note. "YOU JUST FOUND THE MOTHERLOAD"

I remember when i was young 10 or 12 and with my buddies exploring the woods and stumbling across something similar. Best memory i had when i was young.



As sad as it, this is bringing back the memory of finding a stack of them (and a "Cheer"? magazine if im not mistaken) wrapped up in multiple plastic bags by some powerlines in the woods.

I think we snagged some local kid's stash. His fault... we were like 13.. what did he expect?



- BUCC_Guy
Link Posted: 8/23/2004 7:29:06 PM EST
I will pay shipping, to my door
Link Posted: 8/23/2004 7:40:42 PM EST

Originally Posted By BUCC_Guy:

Originally Posted By mhpoole:
Here is a better idea:

Go to your nearest forest and build a small tree fort. Stick the playboys in boxes covered in plastic and leave a note. "YOU JUST FOUND THE MOTHERLOAD"

I remember when i was young 10 or 12 and with my buddies exploring the woods and stumbling across something similar. Best memory i had when i was young.



As sad as it, this is bringing back the memory of finding a stack of them (and a "Cheer"? magazine if im not mistaken) wrapped up in multiple plastic bags by some powerlines in the woods.

I think we snagged some local kid's stash. His fault... we were like 13.. what did he expect?



- BUCC_Guy





oh man this reminds me of something I had forgotten. when i was mebbe 11 or 12 me and a buddy found some other kids porn stash out in the woods. awesome stuff - hardcore XXX magazines. we were such little rat bastards we stole all but one which wasn't that good. the one we left behind we peed on. LOL
Link Posted: 8/23/2004 11:41:22 PM EST
[Last Edit: 8/23/2004 11:41:47 PM EST by R-32]
My first stolen playboy was I think in 1987 all I remmember was a she was in the ARMY BAND and damn hot!


I used to sneak it in and out of my room roll'd up real tight and stuff'd into the tube of a Estes rocket.


I would love to get my one handhands on a copy of that again!
Link Posted: 8/24/2004 12:05:28 AM EST
heh, who're you guys kiddin'? We all know you spent your youth staring at "The Women of Sears".
Link Posted: 8/24/2004 12:08:19 AM EST
Go give them to a 13 year old who can appreciate them in a loving, healthy way.

Think of the future, think of the children.
Link Posted: 8/24/2004 12:14:31 AM EST
Wow, I'm not the only one that found porno in the woods when I was a kid? Kinda makes me wonder what was going on. Even then, I didn't keep my stash in the woods.
Link Posted: 8/24/2004 1:22:51 AM EST

Originally Posted By mhpoole:
Here is a better idea:

Go to your nearest forest and build a small tree fort. Stick the playboys in boxes covered in plastic and leave a note. "YOU JUST FOUND THE MOTHERLOAD"

I remember when i was young 10 or 12 and with my buddies exploring the woods and stumbling across something similar. Best memory i had when i was young.



Thats a great idea. I never will forget the first one I found. I found it on the side of the road. I guess someone threw it out. I kept it folded up in a paint can turned upside down in the woods.
Link Posted: 8/24/2004 2:01:30 AM EST
"YOU JUST FOUND THE MOTHERLOAD"
Link Posted: 8/24/2004 4:24:46 AM EST

Originally Posted By swingset:
Go give them to a 13 year old who can appreciate them in a loving, healthy way.

Think of the future, think of the children.




13 ? Hell I was 8 when I found My dad's Marilin Monroe issue. Heh.
AB
Link Posted: 8/24/2004 4:29:03 AM EST
If it was Penthouse, I'd buy from you the issue with an Ex-girlfriend in it
Link Posted: 8/24/2004 4:44:01 AM EST

Originally Posted By PhatForrest:
Wow, I'm not the only one that found porno in the woods when I was a kid? Kinda makes me wonder what was going on. Even then, I didn't keep my stash in the woods.



Didn't you know. Porn grows on trees.
Link Posted: 8/24/2004 4:51:21 AM EST
[Last Edit: 8/24/2004 4:59:43 AM EST by JIMBEAM]
Get a girlfriend or wife they are usually good at getting rid of that kind of stuff.

I too found a stash in the woods when I was 9 or 10.

BTW I had the Penthouse with Ms. America and Tracie Lords when I was in high school till my mom found it.
Link Posted: 8/24/2004 5:30:10 AM EST
BONFIRE

Link Posted: 8/24/2004 5:39:28 AM EST
[Last Edit: 8/24/2004 5:39:56 AM EST by parr28922]
whoops I should learn to read
Link Posted: 8/24/2004 5:41:57 AM EST

Originally Posted By beernut:
BONFIRE




+1

They made you warm once....they can make you warm again.

Link Posted: 8/24/2004 5:50:25 AM EST
Scan the pics, and post 'em on the BOTD sections of prebans and full-auto. Then, all the crazy gun nuts that got kicked off of regular gun nut boards will think you're cool.
Link Posted: 8/24/2004 6:15:30 AM EST
Reading this thread is like watching the 8th Grade Boys' Network on cable....fast cars crashing, girls in bikinis taking their tops off...
Link Posted: 8/24/2004 6:24:25 AM EST
Shipping is the biggest problem.... even media mail will cost about $10/year! I have a sizable collection that I believe includes every issue from 1970 to 2003 (still need 2004 issues) and I would buy yours but shipping is just too much!

Your best bet may be to auction them off on EBAY by the year and tell buyer that they need to pick them up localy or pay actual shipping and $10/year for media mail is probably a very close estimate.
Link Posted: 8/24/2004 8:46:19 AM EST
Save them and give them to your son when he turns 18. I have a friend who's doing something similar. He'll be giving his son near;y 350 issues. That'd be some present.
Link Posted: 8/24/2004 8:49:59 AM EST

Originally Posted By garandman:

Originally Posted By beernut:
BONFIRE




+1

They made you warm once....they can make you warm again.




That is what I did with mine.

BigDozer66
Link Posted: 8/24/2004 8:50:42 AM EST

Originally Posted By 95thFoot:
Even better- sell them on ebay -they are classic issues. Take the $ and give it to a program for handicapped vets sex addicts or something.



Fixed it for ya.
Link Posted: 8/24/2004 3:33:10 PM EST

Originally Posted By Rem700PSS:
Save them and give them to your son when he turns 18. I have a friend who's doing something similar. He'll be giving his son near;y 350 issues. That'd be some present.





That is a great idea but, I will have no son, and my two daughters won't be interested, it's safe to say.

AB
Link Posted: 8/28/2004 5:08:25 PM EST
There were two gentlemen, (actually 3, but one is, "being taken care of") who IM'd me about some/all of these magazines. I was going to reply but, yeah you know, I forgot, now the messages are gone. If you other two are still interested, IM me please. OH YEAH, Garandman, are you genuinely interested in these, or just pullin' my chain?

AB
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