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Posted: 9/1/2005 9:01:02 AM EDT
It occured to me today that I can't remember the last time I have seen, heard, or even heard reference to Dick Cheney. I think it has been months to be honest. I watch my fair share of news...and I can't believe I have just, by chance, been missing him.

What's up?
Link Posted: 9/1/2005 9:02:20 AM EDT
Undisclosed location.

Link Posted: 9/1/2005 9:02:55 AM EDT

Originally Posted By IAMLEGEND:
Undisclosed location.

He's the camera man for Sarge's movies.

Kharn
Link Posted: 9/1/2005 9:03:22 AM EDT
Planning his campaign for '08.
Link Posted: 9/1/2005 9:04:35 AM EDT
He had his 98th heart attack and is currently recovering.
Link Posted: 9/1/2005 9:04:56 AM EDT
Who do you think was operating the hurricane making machine!?!?!
Link Posted: 9/1/2005 9:06:09 AM EDT
I saw him on tv sitting next to the Pres. in Crawford when they were doing a fema conference call to New Orleans.
Link Posted: 9/1/2005 9:06:47 AM EDT
Did he and George have a falling out and now he's decided to stay out of the public eye as much as possible?

It used to be he kept a fairly prominent presence. Now he's gone. It's almost kinda creepy.
Link Posted: 9/1/2005 9:06:50 AM EDT
Link Posted: 9/1/2005 9:07:17 AM EDT
He was on the Sunday shows a couple of weeks ago. I forget what the shitstorm du jour was.

G
Link Posted: 9/1/2005 9:12:44 AM EDT
Wherever he's at, he turns on the TV, sees that sheehan lady running her mouth, and thinks "at least I don't have to deal with THAT"
Link Posted: 9/1/2005 9:13:52 AM EDT
probably on vacation like everyone else in Congress. Saw him on the tube a couple weeks ago countering that Cindy Sheehan witch
Link Posted: 9/1/2005 9:14:58 AM EDT

Originally Posted By thebeekeeper1:
He just does his job--one of the best VPs ever--quietly and is not a media whore. The media hates him as much, and maybe more, than they do GWB, so it's best for the Administration if he keeps a low profile. Nothing sinister or "bad"--just a loyal and dedicated servant.

Honestly I wish he was the POTUS. Because he doesn't want to be makes me admire him even more.
Link Posted: 9/1/2005 9:16:02 AM EDT
I think he's requalifying for his Space Shuttle Door Gunner certificate.
Link Posted: 9/1/2005 9:17:57 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/1/2005 9:18:37 AM EDT by Hokie]
He's on the 64th basement level of the Pentagon having his battery recharged*

*Cheney actually died in 1974 but was cyborgenically rebuilt by the federal government. They appointed him a lesbian daughter to help him appeal to democrats.
Link Posted: 9/1/2005 9:24:55 AM EDT
Frozen in Carbonite.
Link Posted: 9/1/2005 9:46:47 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Stealth:
Who do you think was operating the hurricane making machine!?!?!




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LOL You made my day.
Link Posted: 9/1/2005 9:48:56 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Stealth:
Who do you think was operating the hurricane making machine!?!?!




- That cracked me up.
Link Posted: 9/1/2005 9:53:04 AM EDT
I used to be a fan of him, but geez. Those photos of him clubbing seals in the arctic were a bit damning.

As for his location, well, I can only speculate. I suspect it involves a grenade tipped harpoon. Sshhhh....
Link Posted: 9/1/2005 10:00:15 AM EDT
He's over at Haliburton controlling the world's supply of oil.
Link Posted: 9/1/2005 10:16:25 AM EDT

Originally Posted By SWS:
He's over at Haliburton controlling the world's supply of oil.



... and planning how Halliburton can make a gaziliion dollars rigging reconstruction project contracts following the storm.
Link Posted: 9/1/2005 10:20:06 AM EDT
Isn't he the guy in those Daimlizzle-Chryslizzle commercials with Snoop?
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