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Posted: 8/1/2005 4:36:35 AM EDT
Link Posted: 8/1/2005 4:37:07 AM EDT
That would be a fisherman.
Link Posted: 8/1/2005 4:39:04 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/1/2005 4:41:06 AM EDT by dvr9]
The fish is a Toothfish. Thought to be extinct for several million years, fisherman caught one in the 70's and since then scientists have been finding them more and more.
Link Posted: 8/1/2005 4:40:21 AM EDT
Looks like a redneck holding an ugly fish.....

or his sister, hard to tell.


SGat1r5
Link Posted: 8/1/2005 4:40:30 AM EDT
Imagine pulling that one aboard with your rod and reel.
Link Posted: 8/1/2005 4:41:46 AM EDT
That my friend is a freshwater shark, they reside mainly in the Rio Grande river and their primary source of food is illegal alliens along with the occasional deer or opposum that swim the river.
Link Posted: 8/1/2005 4:42:33 AM EDT
It kinda looks like this:

Link Posted: 8/1/2005 4:42:56 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Wobblin-Goblin:
Imagine pulling that one aboard with your rod and reel.




Have you ever seen a strugeon?

Sgatr15
Link Posted: 8/1/2005 4:47:13 AM EDT

Originally Posted By sgtar15:

Originally Posted By Wobblin-Goblin:
Imagine pulling that one aboard with your rod and reel.



Have you ever seen a strugeon?


Link Posted: 8/1/2005 4:49:29 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Wobblin-Goblin:

Originally Posted By sgtar15:

Originally Posted By Wobblin-Goblin:
Imagine pulling that one aboard with your rod and reel.



Have you ever seen a strugeon?


www.eyeassociates.com/Images%202/Surgeon%20expanded%20fields.jpg



no



Link Posted: 8/1/2005 4:49:30 AM EDT

Originally Posted By TexasRooter:
That my friend is a freshwater shark, they reside mainly in the Rio Grande river and their primary source of food is illegal alliens along with the occasional deer or opposum that swim the river.



Where's the frickin' laserbeam?
Link Posted: 8/1/2005 4:49:47 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Wobblin-Goblin:

Originally Posted By sgtar15:

Originally Posted By Wobblin-Goblin:
Imagine pulling that one aboard with your rod and reel.



Have you ever seen a strugeon?


www.eyeassociates.com/Images%202/Surgeon%20expanded%20fields.jpg



woah! that thing is HIDEOUS!
Link Posted: 8/1/2005 5:04:10 AM EDT
Looks like a typical LSU grad to me
Link Posted: 8/1/2005 5:07:29 AM EDT
Could it be one of those chinese snakehead fish?
Link Posted: 8/1/2005 5:08:34 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Right-to-Bear:
Looks like a typical LSU grad student to me

Clarification.
Link Posted: 8/1/2005 5:14:16 AM EDT
thats a deep dwelling Giant Rat Tail

heres some video from 2 miles down off Monterey:
http://magma.nationalgeographic.com/ngm/0406/feature2/index.html
Link Posted: 8/1/2005 5:23:55 AM EDT

Originally Posted By doc_Zox:
thats a deep dwelling Giant Rat Tail

heres some video from 2 miles down off Monterey:
http://magma.nationalgeographic.com/ngm/0406/feature2/index.html



A DDGRT ! YIKES that is one nastey looking fish .
Link Posted: 8/1/2005 5:25:22 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/1/2005 5:30:33 AM EDT by osprey21]
It's a Giant grenadier (Albatrossia pectoralis) also known as a "Rattail"

PIC

Link Posted: 8/1/2005 5:25:33 AM EDT

Originally Posted By MrClean4Hire:
That would be a fisherman.



Even if no one else thought that was funny I did
Link Posted: 8/1/2005 5:26:13 AM EDT
That's the Helen Thomasus Sewer Bass, note the resemblance

Link Posted: 8/1/2005 5:30:36 AM EDT
IT looks like a Viperfish
Link Posted: 8/1/2005 5:38:47 AM EDT

Originally Posted By AssaultRifler:
That's the Helen Thomasus Sewer Bass, note the resemblance




My God the resemblance is uncanny!!! We found the missing link people and it is ugly.
Link Posted: 8/1/2005 5:52:46 AM EDT
coelacanth? except it doesn't really look like it.
Link Posted: 8/1/2005 5:58:48 AM EDT
Lots O' oooo-gey prototypes still running Darwin .89 down below decks:
www.tcnj.edu/~hofmann/humor/Misc/WeirdFish/weirdfish.htm

Link Posted: 8/1/2005 6:14:14 AM EDT
Looks like a photoshop job to me. I call
Link Posted: 8/1/2005 6:30:04 AM EDT
Link Posted: 8/1/2005 6:39:25 AM EDT

Originally Posted By doc_Zox:
Lots O' oooo-gey prototypes still running Darwin .89 down below decks:
www.tcnj.edu/~hofmann/humor/Misc/WeirdFish/weirdfish.htm

www.tcnj.edu/~hofmann/humor/Misc/WeirdFish/chimaera_pup.jpg



What in the hell??
Link Posted: 8/1/2005 6:40:00 AM EDT
It's a PICTURE.
Link Posted: 8/1/2005 6:40:28 AM EDT
That is a striking similarity to a "backseat babe" from high school decades ago.
Link Posted: 8/1/2005 7:15:02 AM EDT

Originally Posted By PBIR:

Originally Posted By TexasRooter:
That my friend is a freshwater shark, they reside mainly in the Rio Grande river and their primary source of food is illegal alliens along with the occasional deer or opposum that swim the river.



Where's the frickin' laserbeam?



Your confusing the Rio Grande fresh water shark with its first cousin the land shark which is commonly known in Mexico as lachubacabra, they use their laser beam to blind goats after which they suck the blood from them.
Link Posted: 8/1/2005 7:24:25 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/1/2005 7:25:06 AM EDT by senorFrog]
The chupacabra comment got me to thinking about this...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Popo_Bawa

Popo Bawa, also "popobawa", which means "bat wing" in swahili is a monster purported to live on the spice islands of Zanzibar. Its existence has not been documented. Variously described as either a ghost or ogre with a gigantic penis and bat wings. His presence is usually announced by the sound of scraping claws on their roof and a sharp, pungent smell. Different from other incubus legends, Popo Bawa only attacks men and only in their own beds, resulting in many men sleeping outside in streets or on porches after recent reported attacks. He attacks men as they sleep, overpowering them, holding their face to the floor and sodomizing them for up to an hour. Popo Bawa victims are mostly poorer residents on the island of Pemba, though other reports have also come from other islands and coastal Tanzania. The victims are threatened with repeated, and longer, sodomizations if they do not let their friends and neighbors know of their experience. It is thought the cause of the Popo Bawa appearing is the result of episodes of sleep paralysis.
Link Posted: 8/1/2005 7:34:20 AM EDT
It looks like a Wolf Eel to me. Just think if you ever fall overboard an Alaska bound cruise ship this is one of the critters that would be feasting on your carcass.
Link Posted: 8/1/2005 7:46:48 AM EDT
How a bout a caption for the picture.

"Momma look what I done caught for you to be puttin in the gumbo tonight"
Link Posted: 8/1/2005 8:59:08 AM EDT
This thread reminds me of going fishing on 12 Mile Bayou near Shreveport LA.

I didn't catch a single thing normal humans would consider edible all day, but I caught an alligator gar, some kind of weird eel-looking thing and some prehistoric-looking fish before deciding drinking beer was more entertaining than fishing.
Link Posted: 8/1/2005 9:08:00 AM EDT

Originally Posted By kk7sm:
This thread reminds me of going fishing on 12 Mile Bayou near Shreveport LA.

I didn't catch a single thing normal humans would consider edible all day, but I caught an alligator gar, some kind of weird eel-looking thing and some prehistoric-looking fish before deciding drinking beer was more entertaining than fishing.



I learned that a long time ago.
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