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9/22/2017 12:11:25 AM
Posted: 4/30/2001 8:58:12 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/30/2001 8:58:21 PM EDT by Rickyj]
Sorry, I could not resist. With all of the far out scenarios popping up I felt like I was left out of the fun[:D]
Link Posted: 4/30/2001 9:03:54 PM EDT
Easy. The biggest guns from the MIB movie. Silly question, silly answer [;D]
Link Posted: 4/30/2001 9:11:39 PM EDT
that record of yodaling from the movie remake of "Mars Attacks"<<----????
Link Posted: 4/30/2001 9:12:11 PM EDT
What kind of aliens? Indepenence day kind or the preditor kind? were in deep shit if its a terminator, I hope its the "V" type or even the "ALIENS" then all I need is more ammo.
Link Posted: 4/30/2001 9:13:38 PM EDT
Link Posted: 4/30/2001 9:14:03 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/30/2001 9:12:58 PM EDT by schv]
Kay-Y Jelly for all of the ANAL PROBES!!!
Link Posted: 4/30/2001 9:20:20 PM EDT
You have to prepare for all the kinds of aliens because we don't know which ones will attack, or when. Hopefully they won't be reading these transmissions and then attack us before we can prepare.
Link Posted: 4/30/2001 9:24:27 PM EDT
Just some good Nyborg man.
Link Posted: 4/30/2001 9:41:13 PM EDT
We could have Al Gore and Joe Lieberman negotiate for us and the aliens will be bored/droned/irritated to death! Thank God we don't have those two yutz's on the radio and TV every night! I had a very real unreasonable fear of that for a couple of months.
Link Posted: 4/30/2001 10:04:51 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/30/2001 10:05:14 PM EDT by RoadDog]
Originally posted by Rickj: What supplies do you want when the aliens attack?
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When the aliens attack? Silly Earthling, we are already here! And you humans thought I was a surfer dude going to college. Ha ha ha (taking off Chris Knight look-alike mask) You are too late to do anything to stop us!! [size=4][red]We are Borg...you must assimilate...resistance is futile![/red][/size=4] Gosh, I really need to stop going to these odd-ball conventions! [BD] -RoadDog
Link Posted: 4/30/2001 10:27:02 PM EDT
BORG!!!!!!!!!!!! time out game over, I would'nt mine if 7 of 9 did me, give me the nanos ahhhhhh
Link Posted: 4/30/2001 11:40:10 PM EDT
plasma rifle in 40 watt range
Link Posted: 5/1/2001 1:29:55 AM EDT
Just send a couple Texas Rangers to help out the Border Patrol...
Link Posted: 5/1/2001 2:09:40 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/1/2001 2:13:11 AM EDT by TacCar]
LAgunman2K, hey, just what you see buddy. Hey, you can't do that...BLAM![shotgun] Yep, I always wandered if I walked into a gun store and said that line, what kind of reaction/answer I'd get(would any of em get it).
Link Posted: 5/1/2001 6:24:06 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Rickyj: Sorry, I could not resist. With all of the far out scenarios popping up I felt like I was left out of the fun[:D]
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Your complacent stuper has gotten the best of you, it is usless to resist, for we are everywhere, and will be coming to a hood near you soon!
Link Posted: 5/1/2001 6:26:04 AM EDT
Tin foil hat!
Link Posted: 5/1/2001 6:31:43 AM EDT
Skippy peanut butter, and lots of it. It seals their mouth shut, they don't know to have a glass of milk with it and I'm not tellin'
Link Posted: 5/1/2001 6:33:30 AM EDT
Originally Posted By BusMaster007: We could have Al Gore and Joe Lieberman negotiate for us and the aliens will be bored/droned/irritated to death! Thank God we don't have those two yutz's on the radio and TV every night! I had a very real unreasonable fear of that for a couple of months.
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I thought AL & JOE were aliens!!![:D] Lynn
Link Posted: 5/1/2001 7:47:27 AM EDT
Larry G, a tinfoil hat is nice when you're out of your house, but they get uncomfortable after a while and it's hard to take showers/sleep with one on. I have several cases of tinfoil on their way to my house right now. I plan on covering the entire outside surface with the foil, and then attaching piezo surface transducers to the tinfoil shield and run a modulating theta wave current through the setup. This will defeat even the most rigirous alien attempts at scanning.
Link Posted: 5/1/2001 7:50:33 AM EDT
Originally Posted By LAgunman2K: plasma rifle in 40 watt range
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Hey, just what you see on the rack pal!
Link Posted: 5/1/2001 11:20:41 AM EDT
Reeses pieces we all know how much aliens love reesed pieces and incase that doesnt work a hollywood Mini gun (infinate ammo can fire from hip can buy em at any 711)
Link Posted: 5/1/2001 2:05:49 PM EDT
One case....Jack Daniel`s.......and yes, 7of nine MAY assimilate.......no resistance!!!............[sex]....[smoke].....[puke]......[grenade]
Link Posted: 5/1/2001 2:09:05 PM EDT
The aliens have already invaded kalifornia.
Link Posted: 5/1/2001 2:09:24 PM EDT
They've got tough body armor, you can be sure of that!
Link Posted: 5/1/2001 2:21:49 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/1/2001 2:22:35 PM EDT by black-guns]
Originally Posted By Imbrog|io: The aliens have already invaded kalifornia.
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And the KLINTONS have invaded new york...................[rail]
Link Posted: 5/1/2001 2:35:21 PM EDT
McUZI
Link Posted: 5/1/2001 3:41:32 PM EDT
Link Posted: 5/1/2001 3:42:09 PM EDT
I think I'd go with the guns off of sixth day or the bombs that they shot at the bugs in star ship troopers. [frag] [grenade]
Link Posted: 5/1/2001 3:53:38 PM EDT
HEY IMBROGLIO... THEIR IN ARIZONA ALSO ../ WE SHOULD ASK THE RANCHERS AT THE BORDER WHAT THEY HAVE
Link Posted: 5/2/2001 1:38:44 PM EDT
I don' want no steenkin' weapon, I don' need no steenkin' weapon -- I don't want anything slowing me down. All I have to do is be able to run faster than you other folks. [}:)]
Link Posted: 5/2/2001 1:51:58 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/2/2001 1:57:15 PM EDT by warlord]
I would be sure that the batteries in my ray gun are charged and in working order.
Link Posted: 5/2/2001 2:22:06 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/2/2001 2:21:28 PM EDT by Ice]
TWO LITTLE LETTERS: G E Miniguns [:D] Ice
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