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Posted: 4/28/2011 4:32:53 PM EDT


If not possum, what?
Link Posted: 4/28/2011 4:33:37 PM EDT
Earwig.

Nasty fucker.  Don't let that back part of the bug get to ya... they will make you bleed.
Link Posted: 4/28/2011 4:38:21 PM EDT
That ain't no possum.  It's either a dickfer or a henway.
Link Posted: 4/28/2011 4:39:14 PM EDT
Thats a OBAMAFER.
Link Posted: 4/28/2011 4:40:18 PM EDT
Heh heh - guess I'll wear my earplugs to bed tonight.
Link Posted: 4/28/2011 4:47:12 PM EDT
European.
Link Posted: 4/28/2011 4:48:41 PM EDT
It looks like opossums have developed a shrinking ray... stay vigilant arfcom
Link Posted: 4/28/2011 4:50:47 PM EDT



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European.






 
need to know its flight velocity to be sure.






Link Posted: 4/28/2011 4:54:24 PM EDT
Whatever it is. Kill it with fire.
Link Posted: 4/28/2011 4:56:20 PM EDT
It's a bug.
Link Posted: 4/28/2011 5:06:21 PM EDT
As said, earwig.
Link Posted: 4/28/2011 5:11:32 PM EDT



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As said, earwig.


This. Hate them and silverfish, too...REALLY BLEEPIN hate THEM. They move too damn quick with their kabillion legs...



Bugs are stupid. And ugly. And like their close relatives the Democrats, really should not steal oxygen from the rest of us!



 
Link Posted: 4/28/2011 5:16:04 PM EDT
Looks like something my dog has been prairie dogging for the last 7 hours.
Link Posted: 4/28/2011 5:31:22 PM EDT
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That ain't no possum.  It's either a dickfer or a henway.


Your problem is that you don't know the issue here: It's Zupbro.
Link Posted: 4/28/2011 5:33:11 PM EDT



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It looks like opossums have developed a shrinking ray... stay vigilant arfcom


Opossums?



 Where you from, mister?








 
Link Posted: 4/28/2011 5:33:16 PM EDT
You are an adult and never knew what an earwig is?  Are they not as common in other areas of the US?
Because I could go spend five minutes in my backyard and coem back with a handful.
Link Posted: 4/28/2011 6:31:39 PM EDT
My wife has always called those things assclaws.
Link Posted: 4/28/2011 6:34:58 PM EDT



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Heh heh - guess I'll wear my earplugs to bed tonight.


What if they turn out to be peckerwigs?  Or anuswigs?  Button up, soldier.





 
Link Posted: 4/28/2011 6:36:08 PM EDT
That's watercress. It goes in chopsuey.
Link Posted: 4/28/2011 6:41:51 PM EDT
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My wife has always called those things assclaws.




this is now the new official name for these at my place................thank you very much.
Link Posted: 4/28/2011 6:46:00 PM EDT
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My wife has always called those things assclaws.




this is now the new official name for these at my place................thank you very much.


I 2nd the motion.
Link Posted: 4/28/2011 6:47:07 PM EDT
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Whatever it is. Kill it with fire.


IMMEDIATELY
Link Posted: 4/28/2011 6:48:25 PM EDT



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Quoted:


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My wife has always called those things assclaws.

this is now the new official name for these at my place................thank you very much.




I 2nd the motion.


Wow.  I can't believe I never heard that before.



Awesome!



 
Link Posted: 4/28/2011 6:48:41 PM EDT
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It's a bug.


It's not a bug, it's a feature... (according to MicroSoft)
Link Posted: 4/28/2011 6:52:42 PM EDT
Link Posted: 4/28/2011 6:53:12 PM EDT
Link Posted: 4/28/2011 6:56:36 PM EDT


Fake. Right? Right?
Link Posted: 4/28/2011 7:04:26 PM EDT
That thing looks like that damn thing Khan put in dudes ear in that Star Trek movie...
Chekov I think it was. He sang like a canary...I woulda too, with an encore!
Evil looking bastard.
Link Posted: 4/28/2011 7:21:03 PM EDT
I am surprised the Texans on here have not BBQ or put some sort of rub on it.
Link Posted: 4/28/2011 7:25:40 PM EDT
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You are an adult and never knew what an earwig is?  Are they not as common in other areas of the US?
Because I could go spend five minutes in my backyard and coem back with a handful.


Dinner pic, kill it and grill is an automatic 10/10.
Link Posted: 4/28/2011 7:27:27 PM EDT
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You are an adult and never knew what an earwig is?  Are they not as common in other areas of the US?


I guess I've led a charmed life. So far.

Link Posted: 4/28/2011 7:33:20 PM EDT
Earwig... from the Order Dermaptera.

Been around about 210 million years or so....  Completely harmless.
Link Posted: 4/28/2011 7:34:32 PM EDT
Cut it's head off with a table knife, gut it and deep fry it. The whole process is like deveining a shrimp. The results are tasty and nutritious. See if you can get a basket full of them.

Nature's little gift.

Link Posted: 4/29/2011 11:08:12 AM EDT
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I am surprised the Texans on here have not BBQ or put some sort of rub on it.



Rest assured, there is at least one Coonass East of the Sabine river that has sprinkled some Tony Chacherie's on a scoop full of those and sauted them up in butter and garlic then spooned them out on a bed of rice.  It was probably damn good too!
Link Posted: 4/29/2011 11:18:28 AM EDT
this is a bean......put it in your chili
Link Posted: 4/29/2011 11:22:09 AM EDT



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Thats a OBAMAFER.


What's an Obamafer?



Besides wasting oxygen?



 
Link Posted: 4/29/2011 11:23:29 AM EDT
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As said, earwig.


Link Posted: 4/29/2011 11:33:42 AM EDT
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My wife has always called those things assclaws.


We always called them pincher bugs.  I guess assclaw works, too.
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