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Posted: 9/16/2004 8:58:41 PM EST
I have a problem. I am a white guy that was actually born here in the old US of A (the "A" stands for America btw).


Now, I have many friends that aren't completely white. I have an Asian friend who says he is an "Asian -American". ANd I have a black friend that is an "African-American". But when they ask me what I am I don't know what to tell them.


SO I thought about it....


I am rather tall...maybe I am a "Tall-American"?

I write lots of comedy...maybe I am a "Funny-American"?

I have big feet....maybe I am "Bigfoot-American"?

I need to get this resolved soon, my friends want to know who I am.


Maybe I need to join a comune or something...then I can be a "-American"

Sgtar15
Link Posted: 9/16/2004 9:00:40 PM EST
I just tell folks I'm a German-Irish-Swedish-Romanian American, it may sound long, but nowadays you need to keep things PC
Link Posted: 9/16/2004 9:01:40 PM EST
I think we have an answer to the "who's the arf.com member most likely to snap" thread.
Link Posted: 9/16/2004 9:03:35 PM EST
Oh, BTW, aren't folks like us classified as Anglo-Americans? See, we have a special name too!
Link Posted: 9/16/2004 9:04:42 PM EST

Originally Posted By Charging_Handle:
Oh, BTW, aren't folks like us classified as Anglo-Americans? See, we have a special name too!




"Anglo" is a racial term used to make people of other colors feel bad.


SGatr15
Link Posted: 9/16/2004 9:05:11 PM EST
You should call yourself.......Tater Salad
Link Posted: 9/16/2004 9:06:13 PM EST
Aren't you an unemployed - disabled - heterosexual (mmm, maybe not ) - neocon - American?
Link Posted: 9/16/2004 9:07:47 PM EST
armed-american
Link Posted: 9/16/2004 9:08:48 PM EST
I've got it, call yourself an American American! That one should even make people stop to think for a second, since that will be a totally new one.
Link Posted: 9/16/2004 9:10:14 PM EST
Wierd American

Link Posted: 9/16/2004 9:11:42 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/16/2004 9:12:32 PM EST by MT_Pockets]
I have seen people on this board call you lots of things but you didn't list any of them????

MT

Edit: Made the daughter go hide her cat
Link Posted: 9/16/2004 9:12:01 PM EST

Originally Posted By Pthfndr:
neocon - American?




Hmmm... I LIKE that on...


SGatr15
Link Posted: 9/16/2004 9:12:29 PM EST
Caucasian AMerican?

Link Posted: 9/16/2004 9:13:50 PM EST
How about PATRIOT?

You stand for all those ideals.
Link Posted: 9/16/2004 9:14:32 PM EST
Pissed-Meateating-guntoating-American
Link Posted: 9/16/2004 9:15:39 PM EST
"Guy who plays with dolls"?
Link Posted: 9/16/2004 9:16:32 PM EST
El Conquistador
Link Posted: 9/16/2004 9:18:37 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/16/2004 9:18:57 PM EST by ARDunstan]
Duke-American

Link Posted: 9/16/2004 9:22:04 PM EST
You will eventually be called a republican-american. At some point the goon squad will round you up and take you to political re-education camp.


Or, you could just get the fuck out of Kali.
Link Posted: 9/16/2004 9:23:00 PM EST
Susan
Link Posted: 9/16/2004 9:24:30 PM EST
Get a poodle, a pair of pointy shoes and a beret.

No one will ask what you are, and you'll gain many new friends.
Link Posted: 9/16/2004 9:30:00 PM EST

You should call yourself.......Tater Salad


Link Posted: 9/16/2004 9:31:20 PM EST

Originally Posted By Charging_Handle:
I think we have an answer to the "who's the arf.com member most likely to snap" thread.

Told ya so.
Link Posted: 9/16/2004 9:41:22 PM EST
WASP ?

HS1
Link Posted: 9/16/2004 9:42:36 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/17/2004 7:24:55 AM EST by nightstalker]

Originally Posted By The_Groovinator:
"Guy who plays with dolls"?



A Latent American (everyone will think you actually said "latin-American" but have a Canadian accent.

Link Posted: 9/17/2004 3:49:37 AM EST

Originally Posted By Charging_Handle:
I think we have an answer to the "who's the arf.com member most likely to snap" thread.




No you don't, you REALLY don't.

AB
Link Posted: 9/17/2004 3:53:41 AM EST
What should you call yourself....Well that's easy, how about ass-hole.. Seems to fit for you.
Link Posted: 9/17/2004 4:06:20 AM EST

Originally Posted By HighStrung1:
WASP ?

HS1



That would be WASC

C for Catholic.

Although, back in the day he (and I) would have been called a "Pape". So maybe WASP could work.
Link Posted: 9/17/2004 4:09:26 AM EST
Man Who Plays With Dolls.
Link Posted: 9/17/2004 4:10:52 AM EST
What about "Doll & cat loving American"?
Link Posted: 9/17/2004 4:14:06 AM EST
Gay-American ya know like the Governor of New Jersey, since he proclaimed it, it must be a legal race division.
Link Posted: 9/17/2004 4:19:13 AM EST
[Last Edit: 9/17/2004 4:21:08 AM EST by AR_Rifle]

Originally Posted By sgtar15:
I have a problem. What should I call myself????



Sgtar15



El Gringo Loco.

Link Posted: 9/17/2004 4:19:15 AM EST
confused american......{that likes dolls}
Link Posted: 9/17/2004 4:27:56 AM EST

Originally Posted By sgtar15:
What should I call myself????
Sgtar15



Stupid ?



Link Posted: 9/17/2004 4:29:06 AM EST
How about "Jackass"?
That has a nice ring to it.
Link Posted: 9/17/2004 4:32:32 AM EST
Applewhite
Link Posted: 9/17/2004 4:35:20 AM EST

Originally Posted By Cincinnatus:
How about "Jackass"?
That has a nice ring to it.




................................
Link Posted: 9/17/2004 4:38:23 AM EST
How about Is-on-AR15.com-24-hours-a-day-7-days-a-week-and-posts-useless-threads-American?
Link Posted: 9/17/2004 4:41:37 AM EST
Average American
Plain American
Good ole American
Regular American
Generic American
Non Hyphenated American
Simple American
True American
Link Posted: 9/17/2004 4:57:36 AM EST

Originally Posted By sgtar15:


What should I call myself????



Sgtar15




Francais.



Link Posted: 9/17/2004 5:10:30 AM EST
Link Posted: 9/17/2004 5:14:12 AM EST

Originally Posted By OFFSHORE:

You should call yourself.......Tater Salad





+1
Link Posted: 9/17/2004 6:05:31 AM EST
Gun-Toting Cracker
Link Posted: 9/17/2004 6:09:57 AM EST
Show them your guns and tell them you now call yourself an:

Angry-American, That should get a good look from them.
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