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Posted: 10/22/2016 2:28:25 PM EST
Was going to post a question about the danger of high test H2O2 and what can happen if you spill some one your cat... but a slightly moar pressing issue has arisen..

so I spilled this shit on my cat, right away I knew he was a goner. No need to call the vet. 99% hydrogen peroxide is melt your face off scary and that's pretty much what it did to my cat Jack Bauer.. it melted half his face off...

As if this wasn't concerning enough this small accident has revealed that my cat is in fact a cyborg...

What the shit!

Who built this thing and why is it my cat? Is it to spy on me or does it plan on murdering me and my family?
I'm guessing this was China because while it looks pretty good from the outside, it's broke a fuck on the inside.
So what should I do? Now that it is aware I'm aware I feel time is short.
If I do decide to shoot it, what will ensure a clean quick kill? I dread not finishing the job and having a pissed off furry ninja asshole cyborg tearing the shit out of me.. fucker has feet teeth.

Help me out here, I'm pretty mind blown by this whole cyborg cat thing and not sure what to do.
the struggle continues..
Link Posted: 10/22/2016 2:30:16 PM EST
[#1]
Oh shit! It is self aware, we are fucked!
Link Posted: 10/22/2016 2:35:32 PM EST
[#2]
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Was going to post a question about the danger of high test H2O2 and what can happen if you spill some one your cat... but a slightly moar pressing issue has arisen..

so I spilled this shit on my cat, right away I knew he was a goner. No need to call the vet. 99% hydrogen peroxide is melt your face off scary and that's pretty much what it did to my cat Jack Bauer.. it melted half his face off...

As if this wasn't concerning enough this small accident has revealed that my cat is in fact a cyborg...

What the shit!

Who built this thing and why is it my cat? Is it to spy on me or does it plan on murdering me and my family?
I'm guessing this was China because while it looks pretty good from the outside, it's broke a fuck on the inside.
So what should I do? Now that it is aware I'm aware I feel time is short.
If I do decide to shoot it, what will ensure a clean quick kill? I dread not finishing the job and having a pissed off furry ninja asshole cyborg tearing the shit out of me.. fucker has feet teeth.

Help me out here, I'm pretty mind blown by this whole cyborg cat thing and not sure what to do.
the struggle continues..
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Honestly, at this point I would go full Brave Sir Robin and not stop running until I was swimming in salt water.

Cyborg Jack Bauer, the horror!
Link Posted: 10/22/2016 2:37:29 PM EST
[#3]
All hail our new Overlord Cyborg Jack Bauer!
Link Posted: 10/22/2016 2:40:37 PM EST
[#4]
Go to Goodneighbor and buy a pulse mine from KL-E-0
Link Posted: 10/22/2016 2:42:59 PM EST
[#5]
That cat is so fucking awesome.
Link Posted: 10/22/2016 2:45:01 PM EST
[#6]
Phased plasma rifle in the 40 watt range.
Link Posted: 10/22/2016 2:46:04 PM EST
[#7]
Keep calm and shoot it with an 84mm Carl Gustav.
Link Posted: 10/22/2016 2:49:51 PM EST
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Link Posted: 10/22/2016 3:38:53 PM EST
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