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Posted: 9/9/2004 12:17:21 AM EST
Caution: Not for the sheeple-minded.

Wake up ladies... it's not them...you've been bamboozled.

www.ebaumsworld.com/pentagon.html#Main
Link Posted: 9/9/2004 12:18:53 AM EST
May i be the first to say.........
Link Posted: 9/9/2004 12:19:08 AM EST
[Last Edit: 9/9/2004 12:19:18 AM EST by KA3B]
I'll give you the real story.

Flight 800 was not lost over the Atlantic.
It landed on a secret aircraft carrier submarine.
It was then taken to the secret Nazi base in Antarctica where it was stored until 9/10.
The wings were removed and it was FEDEX'ed to the Pentagon where it was placed inside of the building.
On 9/11 a drone controlled F-16 was launched into the side of the Pentagon.
An explosive charge that had been built into the Pentagon wall during the retrofit was exploded at the same time that the drone controlled F-16 hit the Pentagon.
The explosive charge created the hole and the F-16 (which had explosive bolts installed on the wings) blew it's wings off and went into the hole.
Randy Weaver and Ted Kazinsky then set the internal structural column charges off.
The actual passengers on flight 77 and flight 800 were teleported to the future to help re-populate an earth that has been destroyed by pollution.
William Shatner and Bugs Bunny both saw Gremlins on the wings of flight 77, so they got off before it hit the Pentagon.

I read it on the internet, it's true!
Link Posted: 9/9/2004 12:19:57 AM EST
baaah
Link Posted: 9/9/2004 12:20:16 AM EST
Sounds good to me. If it did not crash a lot of insurance companies were wrong as shit.
Link Posted: 9/9/2004 12:23:16 AM EST
What the hell kind of first post is this?
Link Posted: 9/9/2004 12:23:58 AM EST
Gotta start at one......


Originally Posted By The_Alchemist:
What the hell kind of first post is this?

Link Posted: 9/9/2004 12:24:16 AM EST
Link Posted: 9/9/2004 12:26:04 AM EST
Man that is so last hour.
You and this guy can hook up:
www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=272268
The truth is out there!
Link Posted: 9/9/2004 12:26:25 AM EST
[Last Edit: 9/9/2004 12:27:41 AM EST by Donald_Quinelle]

Originally Posted By KA3B:
I'll give you the real story.

Flight 800 was not lost over the Atlantic.
It landed on a secret aircraft carrier submarine.
It was then taken to the secret Nazi base in Antarctica where it was stored until 9/10.
The wings were removed and it was FEDEX'ed to the Pentagon where it was placed inside of the building.
On 9/11 a drone controlled F-16 was launched into the side of the Pentagon.
An explosive charge that had been built into the Pentagon wall during the retrofit was exploded at the same time that the drone controlled F-16 hit the Pentagon.
The explosive charge created the hole and the F-16 (which had explosive bolts installed on the wings) blew it's wings off and went into the hole.
Randy Weaver and Ted Kazinsky then set the internal structural column charges off.
The actual passengers on flight 77 and flight 800 were teleported to the future to help re-populate an earth that has been destroyed by pollution.
William Shatner and Bugs Bunny both saw Gremlins on the wings of flight 77, so they got off before it hit the Pentagon.

I read it on the internet, it's true!



Just what I thought...typical response. You all talk about bugout gear and what caliber this n that...pathetic. What you dont understand is that if you'll be fighting anyone it'll be your own government. Kerry sucks too if that helps any! He will have our police forces carrying dildos instead of pepper spray with one fell swoop of the pen. But G-Dub is a baaaad man.
Link Posted: 9/9/2004 12:30:43 AM EST
um it got hit by a big plane- End of story
Link Posted: 9/9/2004 12:32:47 AM EST
do you also think tupac is still alive and that kennedy was really killed by Aliens
Link Posted: 9/9/2004 12:34:56 AM EST
Well then Mr Rokit Sientist, what's your take on what happened?

I want facts, I want stats, I want numbers, I want names, what I don't want is some flash powered video with a fucking rap song in the background as your single point of information.

If and when you provide us with that information then we will be more than happy to have a rational discussion about the tragic event that happened at the Pentagon on Sept 11.

BTW, this is the GENERAL DISCUSSION forum.

Bug Out Gear is in the Survival forum, Caliber is in the Weapons forums.

Newbies, sheese, ya gotta house break 'em!



Originally Posted By Donald_Quinelle:
Just what I thought...typical response. You all talk about bugout gear and what caliber this n that...pathetic. What you dont understand is that if you'll be fighting anyone it'll be your own government. Kerry sucks too if that helps any! He will have our police forces carrying dildos instead of pepper spray with one fell swoop of the pen. But G-Dub is a baaaad man.

Link Posted: 9/9/2004 12:36:18 AM EST

Originally Posted By repub18:
um it got hit by a big plane- End of story



umm, fool, did you fuking see the vid?


Where all the wreckage go then?

Why almost zero coverage after initial attack?


You all are too paranoid of a firecracker going off at the wishing well at the mall on Sunday to realize whats really going on in the good ol' USfuckinA.

But hey, you feel safe though riiiight?
Link Posted: 9/9/2004 12:38:48 AM EST
Alot of quotes from people who have no clue about aircraft.

IT'S SO CONVINCING ME!

"It sounded like a missile". A fuckin ricer would sound like a missile to them! Do they even know what a missile even sounds like, let along a jet flying low at high speed?!
Link Posted: 9/9/2004 12:40:38 AM EST
Link Posted: 9/9/2004 12:41:51 AM EST

Originally Posted By FiftyCalibre:
Alot of quotes from people who have no clue about aircraft.

IT'S SO CONVINCING ME!

"It sounded like a missile". A fuckin ricer would sound like a missile to them! Do they even know what a missile even sounds like, let along a jet flying low at high speed?!



How the fuck do you know what kind of knowledge they had on aircraft huh?

BTW, aussie beer blows and yer women on average only have 6 teeth in their skull.
Link Posted: 9/9/2004 12:42:27 AM EST

Originally Posted By FiftyCalibre:
Alot of quotes from people who have no clue about aircraft.

IT'S SO CONVINCING ME!

"It sounded like a missile". A fuckin ricer would sound like a missile to them! Do they even know what a missile even sounds like, let along a jet flying low at high speed?!



These are the people who get interviewed by the news saying "I HEARD AUTOMATIC MACHINE GUN FIRE" when the cops get in a pistol shootout with a bad guy.
Link Posted: 9/9/2004 12:42:55 AM EST

Originally Posted By Donald_Quinelle:

Originally Posted By repub18:
um it got hit by a big plane- End of story



umm, fool, did you fuking see the vid?[redI did]


Where all the wreckage go then?It burned up or dissipated. Aircraft are made of Aluminium, a combustible material. Things moving at high speed which are of lower density and packed with flammable substances tend to dissappear when it hits something of high density and high mass

Why almost zero coverage after initial attack? because everyone was looking at the WTC


You all are too paranoid of a firecracker going off at the wishing well at the mall on Sunday to realize whats really going on in the good ol' USfuckinA.

But hey, you feel safe though riiiight?

Link Posted: 9/9/2004 12:43:41 AM EST

Originally Posted By Donald_Quinelle:

Originally Posted By repub18:
um it got hit by a big plane- End of story



umm, fool, did you fuking see the vid?


Where all the wreckage go then?

Why almost zero coverage after initial attack?


You all are too paranoid of a firecracker going off at the wishing well at the mall on Sunday to realize whats really going on in the good ol' USfuckinA.

But hey, you feel safe though riiiight?



Dude, you are whack.

I'm going to start selling tinfoil hats. I'll advertise on this site. I'm gonna sell a million.
Link Posted: 9/9/2004 12:46:23 AM EST

Originally Posted By Donald_Quinelle:

Originally Posted By repub18:
um it got hit by a big plane- End of story



umm, fool, did you fuking see the vid?


Where all the wreckage go then?

Why almost zero coverage after initial attack?


You all are too paranoid of a firecracker going off at the wishing well at the mall on Sunday to realize whats really going on in the good ol' USfuckinA.

But hey, you feel safe though riiiight?



I normally don't feed the idiots/trolls but if that video is true then my cousin must be lieing for what she seen hit the pentagon she seen come straight in and hit ,and before you say there aint enough damage to the building for an airplane strike the wing where the plane hit was just done being remodeled ,the walls were lined with kevlar, the windows were replaced with thicker and stronger glass(aka bullet proof to the next level) . look it up pentagon remodel you might learn something
Link Posted: 9/9/2004 12:46:54 AM EST
[Last Edit: 9/9/2004 12:48:03 AM EST by Gunslinger808]
Tell ya what D.Q., you can come here and amuse us with all you tin foil fairy tales.

BUT


BTW, aussie beer blows and yer women on average only have 6 teeth in their skull.


That's bullshit.
Don't come here and start attacking other members just because we don't agree.
You sure the hell aren't making friends that way.
Plus it screws your credibility.
Link Posted: 9/9/2004 12:47:07 AM EST
keep thinking what you will. when YOUR government comes looking for YOU...and oh yeah, its gonna be soon....make sure you do an ammo check and save some for the MIB
Link Posted: 9/9/2004 12:47:59 AM EST
Well then Mr Rokit Sientist, what's your take on what happened?

I want facts, I want stats, I want numbers, I want names, what I don't want is some flash powered video with a fucking rap song in the background as your single point of information.

If and when you provide us with that information then we will be more than happy to have a rational discussion about the tragic event that happened at the Pentagon on Sept 11.

BTW, this is the GENERAL DISCUSSION forum.

Bug Out Gear is in the Survival forum, Caliber is in the Weapons forums.

Newbies, sheese, ya gotta house break 'em!
Link Posted: 9/9/2004 12:48:42 AM EST

Originally Posted By Donald_Quinelle:

Originally Posted By FiftyCalibre:
Alot of quotes from people who have no clue about aircraft.

IT'S SO CONVINCING ME!

"It sounded like a missile". A fuckin ricer would sound like a missile to them! Do they even know what a missile even sounds like, let along a jet flying low at high speed?!



How the fuck do you know what kind of knowledge they had on aircraft huh?

BTW, aussie beer blows and yer women on average only have 6 teeth in their skull.



Troll and a fucked up at that.

<­BR>
Link Posted: 9/9/2004 12:52:24 AM EST
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha....................


You all are blind. You all are full of hate. You're so far right you cant see the truth. When the black choppers land on your '78 Camaros and ruin your bitchin paint jobs dont come yellin to me.

Just tryin to help, thats all.
Link Posted: 9/9/2004 12:53:57 AM EST

Originally Posted By Donald_Quinelle:

Originally Posted By FiftyCalibre:
Alot of quotes from people who have no clue about aircraft.

IT'S SO CONVINCING ME!

"It sounded like a missile". A fuckin ricer would sound like a missile to them! Do they even know what a missile even sounds like, let along a jet flying low at high speed?!



How the fuck do you know what kind of knowledge they had on aircraft huh?

BTW, aussie beer blows and yer women on average only have 6 teeth in their skull.



GOOD JOB! Have you had any of our beer? Do you know ANYTHING about my country?

Pick 20 random people off the street. How many know the difference between the sound of a jet and a missile? Both use turbofan engines (some missiles anyway), etc.

Fuckin dickhead


Link Posted: 9/9/2004 12:54:35 AM EST

Originally Posted By Donald_Quinelle:
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha....................


You all are blind. You all are full of hate. You're so far right you cant see the truth. When the black choppers land on your '78 Camaros and ruin your bitchin paint jobs dont come yellin to me.

Just tryin to help, thats all.



We are secret society that controls everything . So we will be fine.

Also we own all of the tinfoil manufacturers, stock up lil man, you're making us rich.
Link Posted: 9/9/2004 12:55:53 AM EST
There coming to take me away...

Ha Ha He He ho ho
Link Posted: 9/9/2004 12:56:37 AM EST

Originally Posted By FiftyCalibre:

Originally Posted By Donald_Quinelle:

Originally Posted By FiftyCalibre:
Alot of quotes from people who have no clue about aircraft.

IT'S SO CONVINCING ME!

"It sounded like a missile". A fuckin ricer would sound like a missile to them! Do they even know what a missile even sounds like, let along a jet flying low at high speed?!



How the fuck do you know what kind of knowledge they had on aircraft huh?

BTW, aussie beer blows and yer women on average only have 6 teeth in their skull.



GOOD JOB! Have you had any of our beer? Do you know ANYTHING about my country?

Pick 20 random people off the street. How many know the difference between the sound of a jet and a missile? Both use turbofan engines (some missiles anyway), etc.

Fuckin dickhead


hr


You may be the only person to ever gotten AIDS from a toilet seat by sitting down before the last guy got up, and you may well have been voted "Man of the Year" by Time magazine for having had more meat between your buns than McDonald's, but what you fail to realize, Mr. Double Award Winner, is that all I want to hear from you is absolute silence
Link Posted: 9/9/2004 12:56:50 AM EST
And you are a butt nugget royale.
Link Posted: 9/9/2004 12:57:40 AM EST

Originally Posted By Donald_Quinelle:
keep thinking what you will. when YOUR government comes looking for YOU...and oh yeah, its gonna be soon....make sure you do an ammo check and save some for the MIB



Guess what dumbshit, I am the Government and I know what happened. And I am educated enough, especially in regards to aircraft, aircraft crashes, aircraft structural & mechanical factors, et al, to know that a jetliner did crash into the Pentagon that day.

And I'm not looking to confiscate guns from law-abiding citizens.
Link Posted: 9/9/2004 12:58:50 AM EST

Originally Posted By osprey21:
And you are a butt nugget royale.



with extra cheese bitch!!
Link Posted: 9/9/2004 1:00:09 AM EST
Ahh leave him alone, his mother was just way too attentive during potty training. Poor guy shits his pants everytime he sees a female
Link Posted: 9/9/2004 1:00:15 AM EST

Originally Posted By CAR-10:

Originally Posted By Donald_Quinelle:
keep thinking what you will. when YOUR government comes looking for YOU...and oh yeah, its gonna be soon....make sure you do an ammo check and save some for the MIB



Guess what dumbshit, I am the Government and I know what happened. And I am educated enough, especially in regards to aircraft, aircraft crashes, aircraft structural & mechanical factors, et al, to know that a jetliner did crash into the Pentagon that day.

And I'm not looking to confiscate guns from law-abiding citizens.



Shush, or I will beat you like a dwarfish donkey jockey trying to take over 747 with a rubber knife.
Link Posted: 9/9/2004 1:01:17 AM EST

Originally Posted By Donald_Quinelle:

Originally Posted By CAR-10:

Originally Posted By Donald_Quinelle:
keep thinking what you will. when YOUR government comes looking for YOU...and oh yeah, its gonna be soon....make sure you do an ammo check and save some for the MIB



Guess what dumbshit, I am the Government and I know what happened. And I am educated enough, especially in regards to aircraft, aircraft crashes, aircraft structural & mechanical factors, et al, to know that a jetliner did crash into the Pentagon that day.

And I'm not looking to confiscate guns from law-abiding citizens.



Shush, or I will beat you like a dwarfish donkey jockey trying to take over 747 with a rubber knife.



Okay, now that's just silly. Go away now. Carry on elsewhere.
Link Posted: 9/9/2004 1:04:23 AM EST

Originally Posted By Donald_Quinelle:
I'm so full of shit.



The first thing you've said I agree with.

Ya know, in all seriousness - this board is made up of all kinds of people. LEO's, military, scientists, medical personnel, lab workers, tradesmen, janitors and teachers.

Christians, aetheists, jews, gentiles, blacks and whites. We're a pretty diverse group.

All of us so far have believed you to be a god damned idiot, yet you persist in believing WE'RE the fools. Me thinks you need to look at your reflection in that tin-foil hat you're wearing. Look real hard. There's but one fool around here, and he's hotlinking ebaum's world as empirical evidence.
Link Posted: 9/9/2004 1:05:29 AM EST
Jesus H Christ.


Troll

- BG
Link Posted: 9/9/2004 1:07:02 AM EST

Originally Posted By BUCC_Guy:
Jesus H Christ.


Troll

- BG




Hey bucc, I like that new avatar
Link Posted: 9/9/2004 1:08:13 AM EST

Originally Posted By Donald_Quinelle:

Originally Posted By FiftyCalibre:

Originally Posted By Donald_Quinelle:

Originally Posted By FiftyCalibre:
Alot of quotes from people who have no clue about aircraft.

IT'S SO CONVINCING ME!

"It sounded like a missile". A fuckin ricer would sound like a missile to them! Do they even know what a missile even sounds like, let along a jet flying low at high speed?!



How the fuck do you know what kind of knowledge they had on aircraft huh?

BTW, aussie beer blows and yer women on average only have 6 teeth in their skull.



GOOD JOB! Have you had any of our beer? Do you know ANYTHING about my country?

Pick 20 random people off the street. How many know the difference between the sound of a jet and a missile? Both use turbofan engines (some missiles anyway), etc.

Fuckin dickhead





You may be the only person to ever gotten AIDS from a toilet seat by sitting down before the last guy got up, and you may well have been voted "Man of the Year" by Time magazine for having had more meat between your buns than McDonald's, but what you fail to realize, Mr. Double Award Winner, is that all I want to hear from you is absolute silence



OOH now you're calling me gay because you cant rebutt my points?

IM SO SCARED OF YOU!
Link Posted: 9/9/2004 1:09:26 AM EST

Originally Posted By Donald_Quinelle:
Caution: Not for the sheeple-minded.

Wake up ladies... it's not them...you've been bamboozled.

www.ebaumsworld.com/pentagon.html#Main



Imbro???... Is that you???
Link Posted: 9/9/2004 1:09:52 AM EST

Originally Posted By swingset:

Originally Posted By Donald_Quinelle:
I'm so full of shit.



The first thing you've said I agree with.

Ya know, in all seriousness - this board is made up of all kinds of people. LEO's, military, scientists, medical personnel, lab workers, tradesmen, janitors and teachers.

Christians, aetheists, jews, gentiles, blacks and whites. We're a pretty diverse group.

All of us so far have believed you to be a god damned idiot, yet you persist in believing WE'RE the fools. Me thinks you need to look at your reflection in that tin-foil hat you're wearing. Look real hard. There's but one fool around here, and he's hotlinking ebaum's world as empirical evidence.



That's life, my friend: one day, you're busy bonking a babe; and the next day, you're busy applying Anti-Herpes Lotion. Anyway, who are you trying to kid, you master of the art of solo sex? Your favorite sexual position is assuming a comfortable position beside the skylight of 'The Retired Ladies Golf Club of Omaha' changing room and masturbating furiously, while peering at the old dears in rustic bloomers below. Apart from playing naked Twister with your cat and once inappropriately touching your 14-year-old cousin while claiming that your "watch must have gotten lost in-between your pert buttocks", you've had no sexual contact with other livings things, whatsoever. Nor does being the inventor of a musical condom which comes pre-programmed with "It's Raining Men", "YMCA", and Michael Jackson's "Ben" qualify as sexual experience. I know, next to masturbating Ernie, your cat, you enjoy inventing things most of all. As a boy of 9, you observed that chickens are shortsighted and have a tendency to peck each other's eyes out. This resulted, not surprisingly, in many blind chickens. Thus, your first invention was Chicken Spectacles. This device rested on the chicken's beak and was secured to the back of the chicken's head by means of a staple gun; which, unfortunately, resulted in the deaths of many of your neighbor's chickens as you perfected your invention. After being released from juvenile prison - having served an unjust two year sentence for multiple counts of chicken homicide - you returned to your Chicken Spectacles invention and hit gold when you decided to use a rubber band to secure the Chicken Spectacles to the chicken. However, all did not end well. At age 13, you experienced your first erection and were most distressed to learn that non-blind chickens are much harder to catch. Thus, unwittingly, you ruined a traditional rite-of-passage for generations of your fellow Redneck people. Of course, you have many other inventions to boast of, including (but not limited to) a non-portable laptop, a solar-powered miner's Lamp, a non-soak sponge, an air-freshener for coffins, a high-cholesterol diet, a silent car alarm (loud ones are just too noisy), a Velcro chess board for skydivers, a bleach-your-own-eyeballs kit, dick-cheese sandpaper, a patented method of converting ear wax into fuel for use in Third World countries, and - to cash in on the environmentally-friendly market - a safety helmet made entirely from recycled Kleenex. Well done, 'Tard. See what you can accomplish when not distracted by thoughts of other humans sitting on your face and wiggling? Now, hush up; and go back to sucking that pickled pig's cock you keep in a jar of leper's piss.
Link Posted: 9/9/2004 1:12:20 AM EST
Just ignore it. It will go away soon enough.
Link Posted: 9/9/2004 1:12:40 AM EST
[Last Edit: 9/9/2004 1:15:28 AM EST by kindstranger]

Originally Posted By Donald_Quinelle:

Originally Posted By swingset:

Originally Posted By Donald_Quinelle:
I'm so full of shit.



The first thing you've said I agree with.

Ya know, in all seriousness - this board is made up of all kinds of people. LEO's, military, scientists, medical personnel, lab workers, tradesmen, janitors and teachers.

Christians, aetheists, jews, gentiles, blacks and whites. We're a pretty diverse group.

All of us so far have believed you to be a god damned idiot, yet you persist in believing WE'RE the fools. Me thinks you need to look at your reflection in that tin-foil hat you're wearing. Look real hard. There's but one fool around here, and he's hotlinking ebaum's world as empirical evidence.



That's life, my friend: one day, you're busy bonking a babe; and the next day, you're busy applying Anti-Herpes Lotion. Anyway, who are you trying to kid, you master of the art of solo sex? Your favorite sexual position is assuming a comfortable position beside the skylight of 'The Retired Ladies Golf Club of Omaha' changing room and masturbating furiously, while peering at the old dears in rustic bloomers below. Apart from playing naked Twister with your cat and once inappropriately touching your 14-year-old cousin while claiming that your "watch must have gotten lost in-between your pert buttocks", you've had no sexual contact with other livings things, whatsoever. Nor does being the inventor of a musical condom which comes pre-programmed with "It's Raining Men", "YMCA", and Michael Jackson's "Ben" qualify as sexual experience. I know, next to masturbating Ernie, your cat, you enjoy inventing things most of all. As a boy of 9, you observed that chickens are shortsighted and have a tendency to peck each other's eyes out. This resulted, not surprisingly, in many blind chickens. Thus, your first invention was Chicken Spectacles. This device rested on the chicken's beak and was secured to the back of the chicken's head by means of a staple gun; which, unfortunately, resulted in the deaths of many of your neighbor's chickens as you perfected your invention. After being released from juvenile prison - having served an unjust two year sentence for multiple counts of chicken homicide - you returned to your Chicken Spectacles invention and hit gold when you decided to use a rubber band to secure the Chicken Spectacles to the chicken. However, all did not end well. At age 13, you experienced your first erection and were most distressed to learn that non-blind chickens are much harder to catch. Thus, unwittingly, you ruined a traditional rite-of-passage for generations of your fellow Redneck people. Of course, you have many other inventions to boast of, including (but not limited to) a non-portable laptop, a solar-powered miner's Lamp, a non-soak sponge, an air-freshener for coffins, a high-cholesterol diet, a silent car alarm (loud ones are just too noisy), a Velcro chess board for skydivers, a bleach-your-own-eyeballs kit, dick-cheese sandpaper, a patented method of converting ear wax into fuel for use in Third World countries, and - to cash in on the environmentally-friendly market - a safety helmet made entirely from recycled Kleenex. Well done, 'Tard. See what you can accomplish when not distracted by thoughts of other humans sitting on your face and wiggling? Now, hush up; and go back to sucking that pickled pig's cock you keep in a jar of leper's piss.



I really think you are to Imbro what Chris Gaines was to Garth.

A more controversial, demented and less intelligent version of Imbro trying to effect the same response.
Link Posted: 9/9/2004 1:12:42 AM EST

Originally Posted By Donald_Quinelle:

Originally Posted By swingset:

Originally Posted By Donald_Quinelle:
I'm so full of shit.



The first thing you've said I agree with.

Ya know, in all seriousness - this board is made up of all kinds of people. LEO's, military, scientists, medical personnel, lab workers, tradesmen, janitors and teachers.

Christians, aetheists, jews, gentiles, blacks and whites. We're a pretty diverse group.

All of us so far have believed you to be a god damned idiot, yet you persist in believing WE'RE the fools. Me thinks you need to look at your reflection in that tin-foil hat you're wearing. Look real hard. There's but one fool around here, and he's hotlinking ebaum's world as empirical evidence.



That's life, my friend: one day, you're busy bonking a babe; and the next day, you're busy applying Anti-Herpes Lotion. Anyway, who are you trying to kid, you master of the art of solo sex? Your favorite sexual position is assuming a comfortable position beside the skylight of 'The Retired Ladies Golf Club of Omaha' changing room and masturbating furiously, while peering at the old dears in rustic bloomers below. Apart from playing naked Twister with your cat and once inappropriately touching your 14-year-old cousin while claiming that your "watch must have gotten lost in-between your pert buttocks", you've had no sexual contact with other livings things, whatsoever. Nor does being the inventor of a musical condom which comes pre-programmed with "It's Raining Men", "YMCA", and Michael Jackson's "Ben" qualify as sexual experience. I know, next to masturbating Ernie, your cat, you enjoy inventing things most of all. As a boy of 9, you observed that chickens are shortsighted and have a tendency to peck each other's eyes out. This resulted, not surprisingly, in many blind chickens. Thus, your first invention was Chicken Spectacles. This device rested on the chicken's beak and was secured to the back of the chicken's head by means of a staple gun; which, unfortunately, resulted in the deaths of many of your neighbor's chickens as you perfected your invention. After being released from juvenile prison - having served an unjust two year sentence for multiple counts of chicken homicide - you returned to your Chicken Spectacles invention and hit gold when you decided to use a rubber band to secure the Chicken Spectacles to the chicken. However, all did not end well. At age 13, you experienced your first erection and were most distressed to learn that non-blind chickens are much harder to catch. Thus, unwittingly, you ruined a traditional rite-of-passage for generations of your fellow Redneck people. Of course, you have many other inventions to boast of, including (but not limited to) a non-portable laptop, a solar-powered miner's Lamp, a non-soak sponge, an air-freshener for coffins, a high-cholesterol diet, a silent car alarm (loud ones are just too noisy), a Velcro chess board for skydivers, a bleach-your-own-eyeballs kit, dick-cheese sandpaper, a patented method of converting ear wax into fuel for use in Third World countries, and - to cash in on the environmentally-friendly market - a safety helmet made entirely from recycled Kleenex. Well done, 'Tard. See what you can accomplish when not distracted by thoughts of other humans sitting on your face and wiggling? Now, hush up; and go back to sucking that pickled pig's cock you keep in a jar of leper's piss.



He can't even come up with his owm insults, cut and paste warrior.
Link Posted: 9/9/2004 1:13:52 AM EST

Originally Posted By MrClean4Hire:

Originally Posted By BUCC_Guy:
Jesus H Christ.


Troll

- BG




Hey bucc, I like that new avatar



Why thank you.

"My heroes have always been cowboys"

- BG


/hijack
Link Posted: 9/9/2004 1:13:52 AM EST

cut and paste warrior.


Yup, it's Imbro.
Link Posted: 9/9/2004 1:14:03 AM EST
I think its time for

IBTL +1
Link Posted: 9/9/2004 1:15:42 AM EST
[Last Edit: 9/9/2004 1:16:36 AM EST by MrClean4Hire]

Originally Posted By BUCC_Guy:

Originally Posted By MrClean4Hire:

Originally Posted By BUCC_Guy:
Jesus H Christ.


Troll

- BG




Hey bucc, I like that new avatar



Why thank you.

"My heroes have always been cowboys"

- BG


/hijack




Bucc you can only hijack a real thread by a real poster, this guy is a tick troll turd
Link Posted: 9/9/2004 1:16:19 AM EST

Originally Posted By kindstranger:

Originally Posted By Donald_Quinelle:

Originally Posted By swingset:

Originally Posted By Donald_Quinelle:
I'm so full of shit.



The first thing you've said I agree with.

Ya know, in all seriousness - this board is made up of all kinds of people. LEO's, military, scientists, medical personnel, lab workers, tradesmen, janitors and teachers.

Christians, aetheists, jews, gentiles, blacks and whites. We're a pretty diverse group.

All of us so far have believed you to be a god damned idiot, yet you persist in believing WE'RE the fools. Me thinks you need to look at your reflection in that tin-foil hat you're wearing. Look real hard. There's but one fool around here, and he's hotlinking ebaum's world as empirical evidence.



That's life, my friend: one day, you're busy bonking a babe; and the next day, you're busy applying Anti-Herpes Lotion. Anyway, who are you trying to kid, you master of the art of solo sex? Your favorite sexual position is assuming a comfortable position beside the skylight of 'The Retired Ladies Golf Club of Omaha' changing room and masturbating furiously, while peering at the old dears in rustic bloomers ............................



I really think you are to Imbro what Chris Gaines was to Garth.

A more controversial, demented and less intelligent version trying to have the same effect.




May I be the first to say

Link Posted: 9/9/2004 1:19:23 AM EST

Originally Posted By BUCC_Guy:

Originally Posted By kindstranger:

Originally Posted By Donald_Quinelle:

Originally Posted By swingset:

Originally Posted By Donald_Quinelle:
I'm so full of shit.



The first thing you've said I agree with.

Ya know, in all seriousness - this board is made up of all kinds of people. LEO's, military, scientists, medical personnel, lab workers, tradesmen, janitors and teachers.

Christians, aetheists, jews, gentiles, blacks and whites. We're a pretty diverse group.

All of us so far have believed you to be a god damned idiot, yet you persist in believing WE'RE the fools. Me thinks you need to look at your reflection in that tin-foil hat you're wearing. Look real hard. There's but one fool around here, and he's hotlinking ebaum's world as empirical evidence.



That's life, my friend: one day, you're busy bonking a babe; and the next day, you're busy applying Anti-Herpes Lotion. Anyway, who are you trying to kid, you master of the art of solo sex? Your favorite sexual position is assuming a comfortable position beside the skylight of 'The Retired Ladies Golf Club of Omaha' changing room and masturbating furiously, while peering at the old dears in rustic bloomers ............................



I really think you are to Imbro what Chris Gaines was to Garth.

A more controversial, demented and less intelligent version trying to have the same effect.




May I be the first to say

www.students.bucknell.edu/clanger/%5Carfcom%5Cpoliceowned.jpg



What can I say? You are a total inspiration to me, man. The other day I decided to miss my weekly hour of supervised learning from nurse Gladys in exchange for spending the time reading some of the insane banter which appears on this ass-infested, soon-to-be-found-and-closed-down-site. My eyes started to hurt after about 3 hours (I'm a slow reader) but the doctors said extra doses of Prozac would soon have that cured. And just yesterday I called my friend, Zack, a sheep molesting donkey penis! It felt good. I mean Zack doesn't talk much so its nice to have a good topic of conversation. His room is on the other wing of the asylum so I don't see him that often.

Anyway I have tons of problems I wanted to share with someone and you seem like just the right sort of person to share them with. You don't take any shit. You get straight to the point, straight to the issue and I respect that. Well, where to start? First of all I wanted to know if it was wrong to find cabbages arousing. Do you know if they're some kind of aphrodisiac?

Also there's the issue of cleanliness. The cleaners hardly ever take the time to clean my room. They never seem to clean anyone's room actually. Almost 7 months ago my room mate had a small fit and started jumping around on my bed. I thought "Oh well, it happens" but then he dropped his trousers and proceeded in taking the liberty of shitting on my bed. Soiling, to an indescribable extent my sheets and mattress. 7 months and still it hasn't been cleaned off. I tried to lobby a complaint to nurse Gladys but she said "Get over it. At least you don't have the thankless job of having to look after over 200 psychopathically depressed lunatics with problems ranging from never getting over losing their guinea pig to 'accidentally' severing their dads neck with a chainsaw." I tried to explain to her that Flavio never meant for that to happen and that the chainsaw wasn't on until his dad grabbed at it shouting for Flavio to put it down. But she then begin ringing the bell and shouting "Lunch is up. Get it before it reaches room temperature!"

Sociopath, nobody respects me. No one will clean my mattress so I ask you 2 questions. Firstly. Do I need to be more assertive? No one listens to my points. Is the problem all with confidence? My second question to you is how do you clean a sound proof room without a dustpan and brush, a broom or an air freshener? And fourthly, my final question: I once saw on a TV screen that every jail has a weak brick or something you can break out through in case a member of staff ever gets trapped in with the cellmates and has lost his or her stun gun. Is this true? Is there really a way out of my prison of the body and mind? Is there, sociopath? Is there?

By the way if you think your uncunning insults have any affect on me I can assure you they do not. I went over this with my "doctor" and have developed a method of breathing that allows for me to evade the insultingness in such foul words as "ass-reamer" and "Welshman". Please respond, sociopath. If you fail me I may end up on Trisha debating how killing someone with a lawnmower before 6a.m. should be legalised.
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