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Posted: 1/18/2006 8:25:14 PM EDT
We hear about nuts and kooks and women just one bon-bon away from a nukular emotional meltdown, but seriously, what are the stats?

poll post haste...
Link Posted: 1/18/2006 8:25:42 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/18/2006 8:26:01 PM EDT by mattimeo]

Originally Posted By Merrell:
We hear about nuts and kooks and women just one bon-bon away from a nukular emotional meltdown, but seriously, what are the stats?

poll post haste...



100% of the ones that have pie between their legs.

Oh yeah. IBTP.
Link Posted: 1/18/2006 8:26:33 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/18/2006 8:26:46 PM EDT by adair_usmc]
100%


IBTP
Link Posted: 1/18/2006 8:26:40 PM EDT
IBTP define insane.
Link Posted: 1/18/2006 8:27:06 PM EDT
ibtp

and at least 95% of them
Link Posted: 1/18/2006 8:27:07 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/18/2006 8:27:31 PM EDT by Cypher214]
99.9999999999999%

The only one who isn't insane is my mom. She is the only normal woman I have ever met.
Link Posted: 1/18/2006 8:27:09 PM EDT
Depends on age, I'd guess.

Younger women are more manipulative and insecure.

Older women mellow out and can become rational.

There are exceptions to both groups, however.
Link Posted: 1/18/2006 8:27:40 PM EDT
My guess is more than 85%

Just a ballpark figure.

Link Posted: 1/18/2006 8:28:17 PM EDT
87%
Link Posted: 1/18/2006 8:28:40 PM EDT

Originally Posted By pattymcn:
IBTP define insane.



I'd say "illogical and irrational". Driven by insecurities. Expecting other people in their significant relationships to read their minds and 'make them happy'.

Link Posted: 1/18/2006 8:29:03 PM EDT
All of em (except Patty!)
Link Posted: 1/18/2006 8:31:14 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Milldude:
All of em (except Patty!)



trust me, I'm nuts. We all are. Its really not a gender thing either.
Link Posted: 1/18/2006 8:32:19 PM EDT

Originally Posted By pattymcn:

Originally Posted By Milldude:
All of em (except Patty!)



trust me, I'm nuts. We all are. Its really not a gender thing either.



Well, acknowleging it is half the battle!

Questiuon is, do you consider yourself more 'sane' than you were years ago?
Link Posted: 1/18/2006 8:32:38 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Merrell:
We hear about nuts and kooks and women just one bon-bon away from a nukular emotional meltdown, but seriously, what are the stats?

poll post haste...



It is said that 1 in 8 people have a mental disorder of somekind... As to how who got their figures I don't know, but that is what I've heard.

So 1 in 8 men and women are "insane."

So with about 20,000 active posters here at arfcom, that is 2500 crazy gun owners.

Link Posted: 1/18/2006 8:34:21 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Cypher214:
99.9999999999999%

The only one who isn't insane is my mom. She is the only normal woman I have ever met.



Sounds like you found a perfect match.
Link Posted: 1/18/2006 8:34:28 PM EDT
My little sister isn't insane. She's honestly one of the few women I know who isn't at least a little loony.
Link Posted: 1/18/2006 8:34:47 PM EDT

Originally Posted By NimmerMehr:

Originally Posted By Merrell:
We hear about nuts and kooks and women just one bon-bon away from a nukular emotional meltdown, but seriously, what are the stats?

poll post haste...



It is said that 1 in 8 people have a mental disorder of somekind... As to how who got their figures I don't know, but that is what I've heard.

So 1 in 8 men and women are "insane."

So with about 20,000 active posters here at arfcom, that is 2500 crazy gun owners.




and at least 1 in this thread...


* looks around susppiciously *
Link Posted: 1/18/2006 8:35:48 PM EDT
1. Popcorn Check
2. Beverage Check

Waiting for the trainwreck.............................


oh 65% here.
Link Posted: 1/18/2006 8:36:36 PM EDT

Originally Posted By pattymcn:

Originally Posted By Milldude:
All of em (except Patty!)



trust me, I'm nuts. We all are. Its really not a gender thing either.


I'm not...... OOPS! Gotta go; the ice cubes are arguing with the ice cream in the freezer again!
Link Posted: 1/18/2006 8:37:13 PM EDT
Merrell, your avatar is proof-positive.
Link Posted: 1/18/2006 8:37:25 PM EDT

Originally Posted By bastiat:

Originally Posted By pattymcn:

Originally Posted By Milldude:
All of em (except Patty!)



trust me, I'm nuts. We all are. Its really not a gender thing either.



Well, acknowleging it is half the battle!

Questiuon is, do you consider yourself more 'sane' than you were years ago?



ah, no - not really. I'm more aware of my wants and desires and more able to stand up for them. I'm also less patient than I was when I was younger, not able to put up with asshats as well as I did when I was younger. Like I said, define sane. Its really all relative.
Link Posted: 1/18/2006 8:38:30 PM EDT
How's it go....

All women are crazy some of the time, and some women are crazy all the time.

Link Posted: 1/18/2006 8:40:39 PM EDT
I tend to bring that out in them.
Link Posted: 1/18/2006 8:40:56 PM EDT

Originally Posted By parshooter:
How's it go....

All women are crazy some of the time, and some women are crazy all the time.






works for me. However the same can go for men too. Only you understand crazy men better than you do crazy women.
Link Posted: 1/18/2006 8:41:36 PM EDT


Either 0% or 100%, depending on who you're asking.

Link Posted: 1/18/2006 8:41:45 PM EDT
Obligatory 'Too many poll options!' post.
Link Posted: 1/18/2006 8:42:26 PM EDT
Well seeing how every girl i date has either just came out of a mental instution or is going into one i'd have to say that most women are probably insane. But then again i also think most of human kind is out of thier minds. I know i'm nuts because i date them. So i'm off to the funny farm to find a date, hehe.
Link Posted: 1/18/2006 8:43:10 PM EDT

Originally Posted By NimmerMehr:

Originally Posted By Cypher214:
99.9999999999999%

The only one who isn't insane is my mom. She is the only normal woman I have ever met.



Sounds like you found a perfect match.



I feel like Vince Vaughn in "Mr. and Mrs. Smith"

"Yeah, I live with my mom because she's the only woman I ever trusted!"
Link Posted: 1/18/2006 8:45:11 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/18/2006 8:48:39 PM EDT by lonegunman]
100%

All of them are one tampon away from a total fucking meltdown. Yours will sit there cooing and fawning at you for months, hell sometimes years. You will piss away a small fortune keeping her in shoes and earrings. One day, you will decide to buy a new AR-10 instead of a fucking sofa and KABOOM.

Here is another classic "lonegunman love story" for you.
A few montha ago, I met a nurse, tall, amazon, blonde and just the neatest woman you ever thought you could meet. That was true for about 11 days. She asked me about going to lunch on the coming Friday. I told her I had plans with the guys from my unit and we could do lunch Saturday. No answer, no reply, just the typical fucking, "FINE, some other time then."

So I call later Friday evening to say hi. I got a screaming, "It's a good thing I have some god damned friends who cared to take me to lunch, you are a fucking teenager, blah blah blah blah blah" Ranting like a fucking crazy.

When she stopped for air, I called her a crazed cunt and told her to drop in a hole and stay there. Never spoke to her again.
Link Posted: 1/18/2006 8:46:07 PM EDT
Women, at least 65%.

As far as guys, I don't know but there are a lot of shitbags out there.
Link Posted: 1/18/2006 8:47:50 PM EDT
Insane?

Link Posted: 1/18/2006 8:48:46 PM EDT

Originally Posted By 4xys2xxs:
Insane?




In the membrane!
Link Posted: 1/18/2006 8:50:31 PM EDT
4 out of 5

Kind of like those dentist surveys. There are a few well grounded chicks out there, but they get snatched up faster than an XBox360 on the week before xmas.
Link Posted: 1/18/2006 8:51:22 PM EDT

Originally Posted By bastiat:

Originally Posted By 4xys2xxs:
Insane?




In the membrane!



INSANE IN THE BRAIN...

love that song!
Link Posted: 1/18/2006 8:53:40 PM EDT

Originally Posted By 4xys2xxs:
Insane?






Link Posted: 1/18/2006 8:54:30 PM EDT
It's not that they're actually insane but that each female comes equipped with an evil twin. m_s
Link Posted: 1/18/2006 9:16:50 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Merrell:
We hear about nuts and kooks and women just one bon-bon away from a nukular emotional meltdown, but seriously, what are the stats?

poll post haste...



All of them.
Link Posted: 1/18/2006 10:39:55 PM EDT
No more or less than any guy.
Link Posted: 1/18/2006 10:50:18 PM EDT
"Mah first wife was crazy....Hell, they all are. You just find the level you can live wih." -F.D
Link Posted: 1/18/2006 11:17:53 PM EDT

Originally Posted By pattymcn:

Originally Posted By parshooter:
How's it go....

All women are crazy some of the time, and some women are crazy all the time.




works for me. However the same can go for men too. Only you understand crazy men better than you do crazy women.



And there you have it, .....

STRAIGHT FROM THE horses mole insiders,

uh, ...

Source.






Link Posted: 1/19/2006 5:19:12 AM EDT

Originally Posted By mr_sparkle:
It's not that they're actually insane but that each female comes equipped with an evil twin. m_s





Are you disrespectful to dirt?
Link Posted: 1/19/2006 5:22:13 AM EDT
As soon as they were allowed to vote its been dowhill ever since.
Link Posted: 1/19/2006 5:25:59 AM EDT

Originally Posted By SteyrAUG:
87%




BINGO!

Somebody is paying attention!
Link Posted: 1/19/2006 5:28:27 AM EDT
Hrmmm. OK, so there have been about 60 billion humans to have ever lived. Assume half of those are women. There are now about 6 billion humans living now, also with about half being women. So, considering that women remain insane after death, I would say that the correct percentage would be about:

1000%
Link Posted: 1/19/2006 5:29:25 AM EDT
it is 100% but you did not have tyhat in your poll so i voted 300.....
Link Posted: 1/19/2006 5:40:45 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/19/2006 5:43:49 AM EDT by LWilde]
Easily over 300%

Ya gotta keep 'em on Lexapro or they'll kill you!


What a drag it is getting old
"Kids are different today,"
I hear ev'ry mother say
Mother needs something today to calm her down
And though she's not really ill
There's a little yellow pill
She goes running for the shelter of a mother's little helper
And it helps her on her way, gets her through her busy day


"Things are different today,"
I hear ev'ry mother say
Cooking fresh food for a husband's just a drag
So she buys an instant cake and she burns her frozen steak
And goes running for the shelter of a mother's little helper
And two help her on her way, get her through her busy day


Doctor please, some more of these
Outside the door, she took four more
What a drag it is getting old


"Men just aren't the same today"
I hear ev'ry mother say
They just don't appreciate that you get tired
They're so hard to satisfy, You can tranquilize your mind
So go running for the shelter of a mother's little helper
And four help you through the night, help to minimize your
plight


Doctor please, some more of these
Outside the door, she took four more
What a drag it is getting old


"Life's just much too hard today,"
I hear ev'ry mother say
The pusuit of happiness just seems a bore
And if you take more of those, you will get an overdose
No more running for the shelter of a mother's little helper
They just helped you on your way, through your busy dying day

Link Posted: 1/19/2006 5:41:29 AM EDT
99.9% with a +.1% margin of error
Link Posted: 1/19/2006 6:17:34 AM EDT
Link Posted: 1/19/2006 6:20:58 AM EDT
1 out of every 10 people you meet, male or female, is unstable. How many people are in the room with you right now?

CO
Link Posted: 1/19/2006 6:21:10 AM EDT
I'll go with about 90%
Link Posted: 1/19/2006 6:30:58 AM EDT
is this a trick poll and question???? or are you just an alien doing a survey???
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