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Posted: 6/16/2009 5:54:05 PM EST

This just in. I gotta keep up with this site, otherwise I'll spend another 2 solid days trying to catch up. Enjoy:

Fighting Fake With Fake

Gas Station | Boulder, CO, USA
(A customer walks into the gas station and picks up a plastic 21 oz. bottle of water.)

Me: “Will that be all for you today?”

(The customer then holds it like he wants to hit me with it.)

Customer: “Give me all your money! This is a stickup!”

Me: “You’re trying to hold me up with a bottle of water?!”

Customer: “GIVE IT!”

(I pretend to press the silent alarm.)

Customer: “S***! The cops!” *runs off, dropping the bottle of water on his way out*

Link Posted: 6/16/2009 6:07:27 PM EST
wow... epic fail...
Link Posted: 6/16/2009 6:17:51 PM EST
[Last Edit: 6/16/2009 6:23:03 PM EST by 1EGGHEAD]
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Link Posted: 6/16/2009 6:22:19 PM EST
he must have been an obama voter.
Link Posted: 6/16/2009 6:28:39 PM EST
Shouldve shot him.
Link Posted: 6/16/2009 6:28:57 PM EST
ok...
Link Posted: 6/16/2009 6:52:40 PM EST

Originally Posted By tothemax:
ok...
Your avatar is strangely appropriate

Link Posted: 6/16/2009 6:56:54 PM EST
Pretty sure that counts as armed robbery, despite its sucking.
Link Posted: 6/16/2009 6:58:14 PM EST

Originally Posted By Greenfeet:
Pretty sure that counts as armed robbery, despite its sucking.
Maybe a watered down version of armed robbery...

Link Posted: 6/16/2009 6:59:38 PM EST

Originally Posted By Sykkone:

Originally Posted By Greenfeet:
Pretty sure that counts as armed robbery, despite its sucking.
Maybe a watered down version of armed robbery...




What you did there, I seen it.
Link Posted: 6/16/2009 7:26:39 PM EST
Nice try nediedle dick. Your fired
Link Posted: 6/16/2009 7:28:03 PM EST
Link Posted: 6/17/2009 7:28:26 AM EST
For another thing not to do with bottled water : imagine a line of people with a trailer load of water on one end, and a fire on the other....
Link Posted: 6/17/2009 8:28:39 AM EST
facepalm
Link Posted: 6/17/2009 8:34:39 AM EST
those plastic bottles of water.......... england would approve of that for a robbery.........oh wait....... they would ban plastic bottles....... plastic bags of water next?
Link Posted: 6/17/2009 8:35:27 AM EST
Originally Posted By buck19delta:
those plastic bottles of water.......... england would approve of that for a robbery.........oh wait....... they would ban plastic bottles....... plastic bags of water next?


Water would be banned because you can drown in it
Link Posted: 6/17/2009 8:44:06 AM EST
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