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Posted: 6/13/2001 8:22:45 PM EDT
Ava? Beatrice? Connie? Debbie? Eunice??????
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Charlene. call it a ripoff if you want.
Link Posted: 6/13/2001 8:34:00 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 6/13/2001 8:32:16 PM EDT by Tippie]
"The Answer", "Soldat mal fait"(dats French) "Any questions?" almost forgot...."X-wife"!
Link Posted: 6/13/2001 8:43:58 PM EDT
ZROCK
Link Posted: 6/13/2001 9:04:34 PM EDT
Lucky, bucause I bought her with lottery winnings.
Link Posted: 6/13/2001 9:20:55 PM EDT
Faith, Come on Faith baby be good to me!
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John Gadlfy
Link Posted: 6/13/2001 10:05:25 PM EDT
gave my ex wife a gold plated broom, so she could always fly first class. - oh rifles, sorry pussy galore steve
Link Posted: 6/13/2001 10:21:13 PM EDT
"HawgReaper" ....it brings home the bacon !
Link Posted: 6/14/2001 3:52:44 AM EDT
Once upona time I was issued an M60, carved in her feed cover was 'Cong killer 70-71'! That was 5yrs ago, and 'CK' was still in service with the Australian Army. Drew an emu once on my 5.56mm Austeyr (AUG) rifle with a marking pen. Got a blast from the CSM for that!
Link Posted: 6/14/2001 3:58:22 AM EDT
Let me introduce you to my "lil fren".
Link Posted: 6/14/2001 5:07:31 AM EDT
Many times at the range ,one can hear me screaming"You g-damn,Piece of sh!t,jamming all the time AR-15,I can't beleive I bought this POS Bushmaster"
Link Posted: 6/14/2001 5:10:20 AM EDT
"Brady"
Link Posted: 6/14/2001 6:15:08 AM EDT
M24 SWS - Excaliber I thought it was original, then found out that practically every other military sniper names their rifle the same damn thing.
Link Posted: 6/14/2001 6:29:59 AM EDT
Originally Posted By 11BravoE5: M24 SWS - Excaliber I thought it was original, then found out that practically every other military sniper names their rifle the same damn thing.
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Come on. You're blowing smoke up our asses, aren't you? Nobody in my Platoon or Company had any names for their rifle...except one guy who was discharged eventually for "the good of the Corps."
Link Posted: 6/14/2001 6:32:03 AM EDT
psssst... Gus, these are the guys that strap bayonets to their lower legs... What do you expect?
Link Posted: 6/14/2001 6:34:05 AM EDT
"little fatty"
Link Posted: 6/14/2001 6:47:02 AM EDT
Originally Posted By HANGFIRE: Ava? Beatrice? Connie? Debbie? Eunice??????
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All of my guns are appropriately named: [red][b]"All your McUZI are Belong to Us"[/b][/red] Here is a picture of one: [img]www.web-comm.com/ar15/ar1.jpg[/img]
Link Posted: 6/14/2001 6:50:35 AM EDT
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Murphy
Link Posted: 6/14/2001 7:01:54 AM EDT
Gus - yes, its done jokingly, not in any seriousness. Major Murphy - Who straps bayonets to their legs?
Link Posted: 6/14/2001 7:17:19 AM EDT
Sting- after Bilbo's, and then Frodo's Elvish short sword in "The Hobbit" and "The Lord of the Rings". It may not be Anduril, but it has "a good bite". Juggernaut[%(]
Link Posted: 6/14/2001 7:19:15 AM EDT
Joy.
Link Posted: 6/14/2001 7:33:06 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 6/14/2001 7:32:14 AM EDT by Drew]
Originally Posted By Rich314: Murphy
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Are you sure it's not "Moe-Larry-Cheese" ?
Link Posted: 6/14/2001 9:54:25 AM EDT
[b]AR[/b]iel
Link Posted: 6/14/2001 9:59:03 AM EDT
phew! sorry i'm late guys, but it's hard to walk around the office with a bayonet strapped to each leg. ow! steve
Link Posted: 6/14/2001 10:07:04 AM EDT
Ariel is good! [:D] AR's- Veronica, Bobby-Jo, Lou ann, Janie, and Julie AK- Nikita FAL- Elizabeth CETME- Maria Shotguns- Betsy(my oldest), Ruth(the Truth), Mona (M1S90)
Link Posted: 6/14/2001 10:17:49 AM EDT
I gotta bayonet in my pants!
Link Posted: 6/14/2001 3:01:11 PM EDT
State Arms Knob Creek .50BMG Spankmaster Serbu BFG-50 .50BMG Junior DPMS AR Flat Top Jar Head Oly AR A2 Brutis AMT Hardballer Longslide Daddy Ruger .44mag Super Blackhawk Boomer Maddi AK Boris Ruger "Tricked" 10/22 Popper Finnish M39 Saka There's more, just haven't named them all yet. Sometimes the names just take a while to come "Out" for each. Tall Shadow
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Suzi Roscoe Dixie Jesse Flash The rest remain nameless
Link Posted: 6/14/2001 4:14:13 PM EDT
Juggernaut, Sting was the name Bilbo gave himself when he iced the spiders, The elven swords were Glendring,the foe hammer and Orcist the goblin cleaver hth GG
Link Posted: 6/14/2001 4:32:39 PM EDT
I have the traditional furniture on my AR so there was only one obvious choice OPRAH.......... think about it :)
Link Posted: 6/14/2001 4:40:08 PM EDT
"Yote Roo" (yo-tee)
Link Posted: 6/14/2001 5:12:13 PM EDT
AR= Penelope AK= Eunice FAL= Consuela
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"Old Lightning" (Never strikes the same place twice) [:(]
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Oly One Cannoli
Link Posted: 6/14/2001 11:05:09 PM EDT
[smoke]
Link Posted: 6/14/2001 11:10:26 PM EDT
My First 16's name was Heather.....What a doll she was
Link Posted: 6/14/2001 11:22:59 PM EDT
NO name just the black rifle.
Link Posted: 6/14/2001 11:45:54 PM EDT
Those I have named... Precision AR: Blossom Ruger 10/22: Bubbles M4 type (in progress): Buttercup
Link Posted: 6/14/2001 11:50:32 PM EDT
Originally Posted By FishKepr: Those I have named... Precision AR: Blossom Ruger 10/22: Bubbles M4 type (in progress): Buttercup
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Good ones! Only a parent could understand.
Link Posted: 6/15/2001 6:32:50 AM EDT
[smoke]
Link Posted: 6/15/2001 7:09:20 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 6/15/2001 7:08:49 AM EDT by rifleman2000]
Originally Posted By Major Murphy: psssst... Gus, these are the guys that strap bayonets to their lower legs... What do you expect?
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[b]WRONG AGAIN! THE BAYONETS ARE SUPPOSED TO BE CLENCHED BETWEEN YOUR TEETH! LOWER LEGS ARE FOR DESERT EAGLES AND HAND GRENADES![/b] Susy is blond, Jackie is the brunette, and Kelly is a redhead!
Link Posted: 6/15/2001 7:31:49 AM EDT
Due Process.
Link Posted: 6/15/2001 7:52:41 AM EDT
Olympic AR-15 Beast Ruger 10/22 tricked--Beauty Ruger 9mm sidearm......puppy dog
Link Posted: 6/15/2001 12:00:06 PM EDT
[b]I name mine "Impotent Gadfly" or "Little Man" or "HangNail" [/b]
Link Posted: 6/17/2001 1:13:27 PM EDT
[smoke]
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