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Posted: 12/23/2003 7:35:24 PM EDT
Take the name of the street you grew up on as a kid or the name of the street you most associate your memories with. This is your first name.

Take your mother's maiden name. This is your last name. Let's see who has the best porn name out there.

Mine is Bowen Harlow. Not that great.

A buddy's is Thorn Von Gal. Tough to beat that one.

Feel free to throw in your own like "Buck Naked" etc. but let us know which is your porn name from the rules and which are just funny as hell.

Let the fun begin.

Link Posted: 12/23/2003 7:39:56 PM EDT
Mine's Meadowlark Black
Link Posted: 12/23/2003 7:40:09 PM EDT

[b]State Route 34 Smith[/b]

Grrrrrr... sexy.

Link Posted: 12/23/2003 7:42:36 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/23/2003 8:15:22 PM EDT by Minuteman419]
Oak Ridge Goodmann.

Lately, limp dik.

I've screwed so much with a limp dong... I can shoot pool with a rope now.

Danny
Link Posted: 12/23/2003 7:43:17 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/23/2003 7:43:33 PM EDT by Valkyrie]
Moms maiden name?

Not here pal[;)]

Call me paranoid.
Link Posted: 12/23/2003 7:44:00 PM EDT
West Forty-Third Terrace Whitmarsh.

Hot, eh?
Link Posted: 12/23/2003 7:45:05 PM EDT
Bent Tree Cook

I prefer to be known as Craze E. Facials
Link Posted: 12/23/2003 7:45:29 PM EDT
I don't think I want to give out my mother's maiden name on the internet. If I can use her first name it would be St James Rosie.

CW
Link Posted: 12/23/2003 7:49:09 PM EDT
Diamond Goatboy
Link Posted: 12/23/2003 7:49:12 PM EDT
Kelly May
Link Posted: 12/23/2003 7:52:00 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/23/2003 8:03:05 PM EDT by Scht0nk]
Bren Cabotwood
Link Posted: 12/23/2003 7:56:26 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Valkyrie:
Moms maiden name?

Not here pal[;)]

Call me paranoid.
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Lucky to get a first name out of me
Link Posted: 12/23/2003 7:59:36 PM EDT
no no no.... it's your first pet's name, and the first street you lived on.

Buddy Birchwood

sounds alot better than Birchwood Kohn.


maybe if i put an S at the end....

Birchwood Kohns.

that sounds more.... feminine though...

I'll stick with Buddy Birchwood.
Link Posted: 12/23/2003 8:05:26 PM EDT
Real:  Andrew Painter

For fun:  Schlongus Maximus, Roman Glad-He-Ate-Her.


CJ

Link Posted: 12/23/2003 8:18:23 PM EDT
I'll go with the pets name.

Southwood Sassy.
Link Posted: 12/24/2003 5:25:31 AM EDT
Stiffley McStifferson


I grew up on third street, so that really dont work for me ;)
Link Posted: 12/24/2003 5:27:58 AM EDT
Buck Naked, a la Seinfeld.
Link Posted: 12/24/2003 5:28:43 AM EDT
Steven Adirondack
Link Posted: 12/24/2003 5:31:59 AM EDT
[>:/][tinfoil hat mode] Why the mothers maiden name? sounds like bullshit to me. I think someone has a crafty way of getting names for credit card security checks. [tinfoil hat mode off][:\]


COZ
Link Posted: 12/24/2003 5:33:41 AM EDT
Indian School Road (street I lived off of for many years) as a first name would suck. Who the hell came up with this idea?
Link Posted: 12/24/2003 5:37:40 AM EDT
Tiny Wong
Link Posted: 12/24/2003 5:37:42 AM EDT
I always thought Dick Butkus had a good name for porn and it's his REAL name!!!!
Link Posted: 12/24/2003 5:40:51 AM EDT
The ultimate porn name:

Brandon Iron
Link Posted: 12/24/2003 5:41:25 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Jim_Dandy:
I always thought Dick Butkus had a good name for porn and it's his REAL name!!!!
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And the worst name: "Dick Trickle" Nascar Racer.


Link Posted: 12/24/2003 5:43:53 AM EDT
And the worst name: "Dick Trickle" Nascar Racer.
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Yeah, but he'd make a good spokesman for incontinence.
Link Posted: 12/24/2003 6:05:28 AM EDT
Johnny Three-Legs
Link Posted: 12/24/2003 6:16:41 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Jim_Dandy:
And the worst name: "Dick Trickle" Nascar Racer.
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Yeah, but he'd make a good spokesman for incontinence.
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I always thought if "Depends" sponsors his car then I will die laughing.


Link Posted: 12/24/2003 6:34:55 AM EDT
Geronimo Kurtz
[>:/]
Link Posted: 12/24/2003 7:11:27 AM EDT
Originally Posted By DrMark:

[b]State Route 34 Smith[/b]

Grrrrrr... sexy.

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It is if you spell it

"Root Smith"
Link Posted: 12/24/2003 7:22:17 AM EDT
Originally Posted By NAM:
no no no.... it's your first pet's name, and the first street you lived on.
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That's what I always heard too.


Duke Oakwood. [;D]
Link Posted: 12/24/2003 7:23:43 AM EDT
Chestnut MacNabb?  I don't bloody think so!  

(Sounds more like Lorena Bobbit's screen name!  [puke])
Link Posted: 12/24/2003 7:31:39 AM EDT
Imbroglio? [peep]
Link Posted: 12/24/2003 7:35:57 AM EDT
Corday Kinyon

or

Scuba Corday

Neither sound to good.
Link Posted: 12/24/2003 7:42:23 AM EDT
Pet name and street name.

Fluffy Sunnyside
Link Posted: 12/24/2003 7:53:44 AM EDT
Going off the pet thing

Sergeant Colfax
Link Posted: 12/24/2003 7:56:52 AM EDT
Dixie Normus
Link Posted: 12/24/2003 8:01:04 AM EDT
Originally Posted By NAM:
no no no.... it's your first pet's name, and the first street you lived on.

Buddy Birchwood

sounds alot better than Birchwood Kohn.


maybe if i put an S at the end....

Birchwood Kohns.

that sounds more.... feminine though...

I'll stick with Buddy Birchwood.
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If we use NAM's method it's Blackie Park Avenue... I guess I service the High Priced Poon!!!   [sex] [:D]
Link Posted: 12/24/2003 8:10:08 AM EDT

Yeah... I always heard your first pet, and first street.

I am...

Jacques Wallingford
Link Posted: 12/24/2003 8:17:17 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Valkyrie:
Moms maiden name?

Not here pal[;)]
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Same here.

Mother's maiden name, your pet's name or your childhood street are all common security passwords.


Originally Posted By Valkyrie:
Call me paranoid.
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Well now that's not very erotic. You ain't gonna make it the pron biz with that one. [:D]
Link Posted: 12/24/2003 8:25:09 AM EDT
Link Posted: 12/24/2003 8:29:32 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/24/2003 8:30:40 AM EDT by t-stox]
I think it's important to include RKBA in all things I do! so what's my name?
[size=5] Ima Mannlicher!  [/size=5]
Ijust did a great scene with joey stiffaready.[sex]
Link Posted: 12/24/2003 8:40:52 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/24/2003 8:41:55 AM EDT by pale_pony]
[sean connery] My name is Long, [b]Miles Long[/b] [/sean connery]

edited to add: Spanky Johnson[:)]
Link Posted: 12/24/2003 9:19:14 AM EDT
Using pet's name:

Noodle Bluebird

[%|]
Link Posted: 12/24/2003 9:34:26 AM EDT
Uh..I don't think it matters what my last name is, because with the first name "Brussels" I don't think I will get much business. LOL
Link Posted: 12/24/2003 9:40:49 AM EDT
Calhoun Micky.
Link Posted: 12/24/2003 9:42:04 AM EDT
Dixie Normus is a damn good one.

I now have all your credit card numbers and security codes!!! HAHAHAHA, my plan to ruin you all is working!!!!! I don't use my mother's maiden name for my security clearance so the thought didn't even cross my mind. Sorry for making some of you tighten your tin foil and erect another firewall.

Keep 'em coming, dog's name, maiden name or mom's middle or first name will work.
Link Posted: 12/24/2003 10:34:18 AM EDT
Mesa Grande Leszar
Link Posted: 12/24/2003 10:39:50 AM EDT
Duntown Russ Jordan
Link Posted: 12/24/2003 10:46:27 AM EDT
Fritz Hoagland
Link Posted: 12/24/2003 10:49:00 AM EDT
Soup Bone Johnny!
Link Posted: 12/24/2003 10:49:39 AM EDT
McRoberts Buford.  Or was it Miles Long? [>:/]
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