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Posted: 12/29/2002 6:04:52 PM EST
Ok, to start off, some of my personal favorite gems: "Rare as hen's teeth" "Over $x invested" "Test fired once then put in climate controlled safe" "Preban Glock"
Link Posted: 12/29/2002 6:08:44 PM EST
I used one just like this when I was a SEAL.
Link Posted: 12/29/2002 6:13:46 PM EST
Only been fired 200 times
Link Posted: 12/29/2002 6:17:21 PM EST
Same as new.
Link Posted: 12/29/2002 6:17:46 PM EST
Originally Posted By Phil_A_Steen: "Preban Glock"
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My glock is pre-ban. I got it in 1992 or so. However, the fact it is made before the AWB has no effect on a handgun..... Scott
Link Posted: 12/29/2002 6:17:54 PM EST
Whaaat's that?! It's a sales monkey!
Link Posted: 12/29/2002 6:19:36 PM EST
Pre ban w/ only 20 rounds through it...[BD] Something magic about 20 rounds?
Link Posted: 12/29/2002 6:21:04 PM EST
That's real 14k gold on that there HiPOINT..
Link Posted: 12/29/2002 6:21:55 PM EST
Link Posted: 12/29/2002 6:24:48 PM EST
it aint registurd.
Link Posted: 12/29/2002 6:27:13 PM EST
Originally Posted By DoubleFeed:
Originally Posted By 1GUNRUNNER: Whaaat's that?! It's a sales monkey!
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crap. now I'm choking on a cracker! [BD]
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I love that commercial. Mom and Dad hate it..... Scott
Link Posted: 12/29/2002 6:31:03 PM EST
"You won't be able to get these much longer, if there are any left at all."
Link Posted: 12/29/2002 6:48:03 PM EST
"Only test fired"
Link Posted: 12/29/2002 6:49:52 PM EST
[b]"New in box! Only XXX rounds fired!"[/b] Don't these people understand the concept of "new"?
Link Posted: 12/29/2002 6:53:32 PM EST
Originally Posted By DScottHewitt:
Originally Posted By DoubleFeed:
Originally Posted By 1GUNRUNNER: Whaaat's that?! It's a sales monkey!
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crap. now I'm choking on a cracker! [BD]
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I love that commercial. Mom and Dad hate it..... Scott
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My wife and I love that commercial too. Check out the monkey's face when the guy comes in and says "Hold it" The monkey's mouth opens up and he looks back and forth. Frikken funny.
Link Posted: 12/29/2002 6:59:55 PM EST
Link Posted: 12/29/2002 8:05:40 PM EST
"there are gettin rare, their gonna be real hard to find soon" - in refrence to bastardized AKs or norinco SKS's. "this is the holster air force pilots use, cause you cant even tell its there" i have heard that one twice
Link Posted: 12/29/2002 8:19:27 PM EST
"I've got the best price here" "everyone here selling them, usually gets them from me.." neumerous comments about something I was looking at while at their table... "Thats for a xxxx" While I KNOW its for yyyyy. idiots, don't know cr@p. I feel sorry for the FNG who goes to the funshow for the first time.. Stupid @ss sellers don't do our cause any good.
Link Posted: 12/29/2002 8:38:08 PM EST
Link Posted: 12/29/2002 8:54:29 PM EST
Originally Posted By DzlBenz: I used one just like this when I was a SEAL.
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[b]NO SHIT![/b] Man, I got sick of hearing that one! Before they went out of business, a sales rep at a store in Fairfield, OH called Relo Sporting Goods tried to tell me that. Now I'm young, but this guy was at [b]least[/b] 300 lbs and with a 50 in waist, trying to tell me that his "secret" unit in Vietnam used such and such rifle (I think it was a Daewoo). Give me a break! I just turned around and left the store. I wish I could remember that scumbags name. Oh well. Why people have to disgrace the accomplishments of others to feel better about their sorry lives, I will never understand.
Link Posted: 12/29/2002 9:20:30 PM EST
Link Posted: 12/29/2002 9:25:57 PM EST
Originally Posted By MIerinMD:
Originally Posted By DScottHewitt:
Originally Posted By DoubleFeed:
Originally Posted By 1GUNRUNNER: Whaaat's that?! It's a sales monkey!
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crap. now I'm choking on a cracker! [BD]
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I love that commercial. Mom and Dad hate it..... Scott
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My wife and I love that commercial too. Check out the monkey's face when the guy comes in and says "Hold it" The monkey's mouth opens up and he looks back and forth. Frikken funny.
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Glad to see it's not just me. [:D]
Link Posted: 12/29/2002 9:29:48 PM EST
"You'll love this Jennings because those Sigs/Glocks/Colts/Smiths are all a POS". "This here gun will outshoot any shooter. It's the same gun used in matches. In fact, it won so much they banned them from use. A Raven is way accurate." "My next show will have a $100 price increase on those Sigma's." "These Taurus .380s are what the Secret Service carry." "That old ree-volver was personally owned by Elmer Keith hisself."
Link Posted: 12/29/2002 9:35:34 PM EST
"New laws proposed in congress will ban the import and sale of this item." How do they [i]know[/i] that the proposed law will be passed? That's from Tapco's catalog. They're my favorite vendor, but the text in some of their catalogs pushes the truth a little too far.z
Link Posted: 12/29/2002 9:54:54 PM EST
Car salesmen that are stupid. I am holding a print out of the invoice price from KBB and another dealer and this old fart salesman says. The price listed on the car is the invoice price, thats what we pay for it from the manufacturer. I couldnt stop laughing and just walked out. We may not get another one of them for several months. Doesnt matter that he has 50+ plus in his lot. Yes, all those are sold!
Link Posted: 12/29/2002 9:55:39 PM EST
"I will handpick a special clean one for ya"
Link Posted: 12/29/2002 10:19:21 PM EST
I like the ones on the windows at used car lots "WONT LAST LONG". Well what in the hell gave you the notion that I want a car that wont last long? I'm looking for a depenable car.
Link Posted: 12/29/2002 10:57:31 PM EST
Originally Posted By Ridge_runner: I like the ones on the windows at used car lots "WONT LAST LONG". Well what in the hell gave you the notion that I want a car that wont last long? I'm looking for a depenable car.
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"Runs New"
Link Posted: 12/29/2002 11:28:14 PM EST
Having worked in retail selling electronics: "If you buy our extended warrantee and the item should break, we will either fix it for free or give you a whole new one free of charge!" "Let me first tell you I don't work on commission, so I have no incentive whether you buy or not."
Link Posted: 12/30/2002 12:12:02 AM EST
In Shotgun News I sell Them for $175, Show special, $160.
Link Posted: 12/30/2002 4:48:25 AM EST
"It's the last one in stock" "It's the last one... on the planet" "I have one, they are great" "It may not be available next week" "It's a special order item"
Link Posted: 12/30/2002 4:54:31 AM EST
Pre-86 with ATF letter.
Link Posted: 12/30/2002 5:11:57 AM EST
Link Posted: 12/30/2002 5:17:39 AM EST
Link Posted: 12/30/2002 5:27:10 AM EST
Worked last time i checked, but sold AS IS.
Link Posted: 12/30/2002 5:47:25 AM EST
It's in 99%+ condition.
Link Posted: 12/30/2002 7:20:06 AM EST
There's a guy that does local fun shows here and sells the SA Battlepacks. His selling point to everyone...and I mean everyone: "You can bury them in your backyard for years! Nobody'll EVER find them." [rolleyes]
Link Posted: 12/30/2002 9:48:20 AM EST
Originally Posted By 1GUNRUNNER:
Originally Posted By MIerinMD:
Originally Posted By DScottHewitt:
Originally Posted By DoubleFeed:
Originally Posted By 1GUNRUNNER: Whaaat's that?! It's a sales monkey!
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crap. now I'm choking on a cracker! [BD]
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I love that commercial. Mom and Dad hate it..... Scott
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My wife and I love that commercial too. Check out the monkey's face when the guy comes in and says "Hold it" The monkey's mouth opens up and he looks back and forth. Frikken funny.
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Glad to see it's not just me. [:D]
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This one & the digital wireless phne commercial with the monkey "a movie, something old" not "a monkey with a cold".. it's stupid I know but seeing the stupid monkey grab a kleenax & act like it's blowing it's nose cracks me up.
Link Posted: 12/30/2002 10:05:36 AM EST
This is from an ad posted in the EE today: "I bought it new a year ago, and put 18 rds through it, and then put it in the safe"
Link Posted: 12/30/2002 10:38:24 AM EST
Yesterday at the fun show a dealer at the table next to mine was selling an AR-15 to a father and son who didn't own any military-style rifles. The post-ban rifle had one of those muzzle brakes held on with four set screws. I overheard the dealer tell them, "If you want, you can take this muzzle brake off yourself. That's because it is illegal to weld a muzzle brake to a post-ban rifle."
Link Posted: 12/30/2002 10:39:24 AM EST
It's only $19.95 But Wait!! If you order right now,,, we'll throw in...
Link Posted: 12/30/2002 10:55:57 AM EST
"Pre-Ban" w/neutered bayo lug and virgin muzzle. "I'm selling this for hundreds under what they go for new": a guy with a ratty PM-11/9 (post-ban) and five synthetic magazines who wanted $850 for it. I had the urge to rip it out of his hands and beat him to death with it. "Hi, I'm Billey Mayes" [puke]
Link Posted: 12/30/2002 11:00:09 AM EST
Last funshow I was at picked up an AR forging to look at,Dealer says:"they're not gonna make those anymore" (I did buy it only cause it was $20 bucks with blueprints and I was looking for one anyway but I rolled my eyes for effect) At the Jeep dealership while we were ordering the Cherokee (HAD ALREADY ORDERED/BOUGHT THE CAR) second salesman walks in to our salesguys office and sees the brouchure we are reading "Lookin at a Cherokee Huh ? The boss just told me we arent going to order any more of those" -- I guess he was trying to convince us to buy one of the 100,000 on the lot. My wife "We just did" 2nd Salesguy "Didnt know we could do that" Wife "Order cars from the factory??" 2nd Salesguy "yep" Wife " Glad we didnt talk to you then" 2nd salesguy walks out. Our salesguy is under desk spitting cola out his nose.
Link Posted: 12/30/2002 11:08:32 AM EST
[Last Edit: 12/30/2002 1:58:03 PM EST by usma89]
Shoots 1/4 groups every time!!!! YYR( Ya Ya Right) When buying a gun on EE or anywhere, don't you usually add a zero or two to the number of rounds they say where fired? just found this one on EE, has a lot of the things listed in this thread
This is one honey of a pistol. It is a conservative 95%+ and comes with one original preban 14 rd mag, 625.00 SHIPPING INCLUDED to you FFL. The buyer will have the option of purchasing a package deal on 2 additional preban mags for 75.00 ea. These usually go for 90.00 + and are not real easy to find. The pistol has only had a few hundred rds through it and the slide is smooth as glass. Payment to be made with cashiers check, money order or paypal with 3% added. I will post a picture here later.
Link Posted: 12/30/2002 11:31:54 AM EST
"Colt is going out of business you better get one now"
Link Posted: 12/30/2002 11:37:44 AM EST
"If my prices are too low, I can always raise them for you..." Yes, I got this one last gunshow, from the guy I bought a 92 Elite from for $450 (w/ 2x factory 10's and 2x 15's). I thought it was pretty cheap, but everything else was pretty expensive. Since the monkey with a cold commercial was brought up... the same company (cell phone company) has another commercial w/ richard simmons in a boat on a lake. Lots of sellers should get the same reply as the end of that commercial... "Some people just weren't meant to be heard!"
Link Posted: 12/30/2002 11:40:19 AM EST
At a gun show I saw someone saying Preban S&W revolvers and Enfeild Mags. He was charging $45 for Enfeild mags.
Link Posted: 12/30/2002 1:26:55 PM EST
Link Posted: 12/30/2002 1:48:12 PM EST
Originally Posted By Phil_A_Steen: This is from an ad posted in the EE today: "I bought it new a year ago, and put 18 rds through it, and then put it in the safe"
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While not my ad, I can honestly say that I have 2 [b]NIB[/b] Mossberg Model 500 shotguns. 1 is a 12ga combo I bought in '96 and the other is one I got about 3 years ago in 20ga. I've got a couple other goodies that have seen less than 50 rounds total since new. All were put in the safe AFTER a cleaning! [:)}
Link Posted: 12/30/2002 1:52:00 PM EST
Originally Posted By ARDOC: Car salesmen that are stupid.....quote] When I was shopping for my latest vehicle in 2000, I did my research. I was asked by the sales[girly]man what I was looking for and if he could help (?). I told him and he told me that the car I wanted doesn't have that option(s). I told him BS, told him to go RTFM (Read the F'n manual (Brochure)) It's sad to go to a dealer and know MORE about a car then they do.
Link Posted: 12/30/2002 1:58:38 PM EST
Originally Posted By Troy: "I want to buy 2 mags, please." "You 18? Got some ID?" [rolleyes] -Troy
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I was looking at a Red-dot sight at Galyan's, and the guy at the counter asked me this. Anyone know if this is a store policy, or just an uninformed employee?
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