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Posted: 11/22/2002 9:08:46 AM EST
This was cute so I stole, er, borrowed it to post here. (I'm Zippy Cootieshorts, pleased ta meetcha!) ------------------------- Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. Here is your dose... Follow the instructions to find your new name. The following is an excerpt from a children's book,"Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants", by Dave Pilkey. (3 steps below) Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name: a = poopsie b = lumpy c = buttercup d = gidget e = crusty f = greasy g = fluffy h = cheeseball i = chim-chim j = stinky k = flunky l = booger m = pinky n = zippy o = goober p = doofus q = slimy r = loopy s = snotty t = tulefel u = dorkey v = squeezit w = oprah x = skipper y = dinky z = zsa-zsa. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name: a = diaper b = toilet c = giggle d = burger e = girdle f = barf g = lizard h = waffle i = cootie j = monkey k = potty l = liver m = banana n = rhino o = bubble p = hamster q = toad r = gizzard s = pizza t = gerbil u = chicken v = pickle w = chuckle x = tofu y = gorilla z = stinker Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name: a = head b = mouth c = face d = nose e = tush f = breath g = pants h = shorts i = lips j = honker k = butt l = brain m = tushie n = chunks o = hiney p = biscuits q = toes r = buns s = fanny t = sniffer u = sprinkles v = kisser w = squirt x = humperdinck y = brains z = juice Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Gober Chickenshorts. Bill Clinton's name is Booger Liverchunks.
Link Posted: 11/22/2002 9:14:27 AM EST
I'm Poopsie Diaperfanny.
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Greasy Diapertush for me...
Link Posted: 11/22/2002 9:25:20 AM EST
chim chim diaper sprinkles, Pleased to meet you
Link Posted: 11/22/2002 9:31:53 AM EST
Hi all... Snotty Diaperface here!
Link Posted: 11/22/2002 9:32:45 AM EST
Cheeseball Cootiejuice
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Pinky diaperhead
Link Posted: 11/22/2002 9:33:30 AM EST
poopsie bubblesniffer....wtf is a "bubblesniffer"
Link Posted: 11/22/2002 9:35:16 AM EST
Chim-chim Girdlenose. My father was a proud girdlesmith I'll have you know.
Link Posted: 11/22/2002 9:48:02 AM EST
Greasy Cootiebuns [:(]
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Cheeseball Gizzardtushie. ...and if anyone calls me that, I will put my foot in their ass! [stick]
Link Posted: 11/22/2002 9:53:57 AM EST
Squeezit Chickenbrain here... Remember, it takes two hands to squeezit! (Damn, I'm good)
Link Posted: 11/22/2002 9:59:29 AM EST
ARRGHH...Pinky Girdlebuns [>(]
Link Posted: 11/22/2002 10:03:38 AM EST
Flunky CootieBrain, at your service. (my friends call me Buttercup)
Link Posted: 11/22/2002 10:04:49 AM EST
Squeezit Cootiejuice Sounds disgusting...
Link Posted: 11/22/2002 10:06:25 AM EST
loopy bubblelips ummm oookkayyy.......[:E]
Link Posted: 11/22/2002 10:14:33 AM EST
I'm just a Snotty Cootiehead [>:/]
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[Last Edit: 11/22/2002 10:18:28 AM EST by medicmandan]
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[Last Edit: 11/22/2002 10:35:54 AM EST by TheRicker]
Link Posted: 11/22/2002 10:37:13 AM EST
Lumpy Diaperbuns reporting in.
Link Posted: 11/22/2002 10:39:09 AM EST
Booger Diaperchunks here.
Link Posted: 11/22/2002 10:40:35 AM EST
Pinky Chickenhead,wife= Stinky and son Poopsie
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Loopy Waffletush
Link Posted: 11/22/2002 11:02:56 AM EST
Chim-chim Girdlebutt present and account for.
Link Posted: 11/22/2002 11:07:48 AM EST
Loopy Wafflehead
Link Posted: 11/22/2002 11:10:30 AM EST
hi, i'm lumpy diaper chunks,...and i'm an alcoholic... [beer] there's a lot of chunks in the familily.
Link Posted: 11/22/2002 11:11:53 AM EST
Fluffy Gizzard Shorts here, pleased to meet you.
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Cheeseball CootieBrain Yay
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Gidgit Girdlehead!!![beer]
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Loopy Bubbletush
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Zippy BubbleFanny? It's not that big is it? [turns around] IS IT!?!
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Crusty Chickenbrain
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Lumpy BubbleTush, Damn I do have one! Bob [:D]
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Dinky Cootiechunks ? OY! S-I
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Poopsie Chickensniffer
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Lumpy Gizzardsniffer
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Tulefel Bubblehiney
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