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Posted: 4/19/2016 9:19:59 PM EDT
I'm torn between being on a hijacked plane that is being deliberately flown into the ground, being eaten alive by an animal, being tortured, or being married to my ex-wife.  The fear and pain would be pretty high with them all.
Link Posted: 4/19/2016 9:20:34 PM EDT
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Being burned to death would be a horrible way to go out
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Drowning
Trapped in a box/coffin
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I gotta go with this or falling into a wood chipper feet first.
Link Posted: 4/19/2016 9:23:28 PM EDT
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The Jordanian pilot came to mind when I read the title. Fuuuddge.
Link Posted: 4/19/2016 9:23:33 PM EDT
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Paralyzed with fugu fish poison and buried awake and alive.  With poisonous snakes in the casket with you.  And Nickelback playing on headphones you can't take off.
Link Posted: 4/19/2016 9:23:39 PM EDT
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Hillary's cankles on your shoulders... Youd smell the beast long before the panties came off...
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Fire or torture. Depends on the heat of the fire and whos doing the torturing. Some of that medieval torture though would probably rank right up there as some of the worst I would think.
Link Posted: 4/19/2016 9:24:35 PM EDT
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double tap.
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I'll go with slow moving steamroller.
Link Posted: 4/19/2016 9:25:19 PM EDT
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don't let me burn man.

but hey, those car thief girls that drove into the pond?    doors to heavy to push from swamp shit, no breaky pointy thingy for the windows?  two of them probably heard the third take water as the air left car...maybe even desperate struggle for air pocket...






Link Posted: 4/19/2016 9:25:48 PM EDT
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This but I'll add while cave diving/spelunking.  Getting wedged and can't get out.  Fuck no!

TC
Link Posted: 4/19/2016 9:25:49 PM EDT
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Burned at the stake
Link Posted: 4/19/2016 9:25:56 PM EDT
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Being eaten alive.
Link Posted: 4/19/2016 9:26:05 PM EDT
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On your knees, on American soil, by the government is at the top of my list.
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Yer just fuckin' gross!

TC
Link Posted: 4/19/2016 9:27:09 PM EDT
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Avalanche would be up there.  Watching it overtake you, then being buried alive and slowly suffocated because you were compacted in ice.  

Link Posted: 4/19/2016 9:28:25 PM EDT
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Trapped under ice.
Link Posted: 4/19/2016 9:28:33 PM EDT
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Having my face sat on by Rosie O'Donnell.
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Alzheimer's
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Burned
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But if you saw it coming, you'd already made some pretty bad choices in life.
Link Posted: 4/19/2016 9:29:34 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 4/19/2016 9:30:16 PM EDT
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Knowing I was separated from God for eternity

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I would have to say some sort of painful terminal illness... Like cancer, ebola, rabies etc...
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Was thinking drowning in the dark, burned alive, buried alive, dunked in acid alive, boiled alive, but...you...


Link Posted: 4/19/2016 9:30:50 PM EDT
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This sounds like the worst episode of Columbo ever.
Link Posted: 4/19/2016 9:31:44 PM EDT
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Captured by ISIS, enduring endless torture and mock executions, until finally, they really do burn you alive.
Link Posted: 4/19/2016 9:31:56 PM EDT
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When I was 7 I saw "Jaws" in the theater, and became an instant shark fanatic.

I had a paperback book about shark attacks, called (strangely enough) "SHARK ATTACK!!"

On the back cover was the phrase, "What could possibly equal being EATEN ALIVE by a MONSTER FISH!?!?!?"

The combination of being eaten while drowning, that's tough.
Link Posted: 4/19/2016 9:32:21 PM EDT
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staked to an ant pile seems like a long hard journey to the other side.

crocs,gators, shark and large snake or catfish will drown you pretty quick I image while being eaten.

pack of hungry wolves?

great post btw OP!  
Link Posted: 4/19/2016 9:32:38 PM EDT
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This but I'll add while cave diving/spelunking.  Getting wedged and can't get out.  Fuck no!

TC
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This but I'll add while cave diving/spelunking.  Getting wedged and can't get out.  Fuck no!

TC


Yep, I've had nightmares about going through the ice and not finding the hole to get back out.
Link Posted: 4/19/2016 9:32:42 PM EDT
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That's right up there with gotta suck.  Animal too.  Or an alien eating you out from the inside.



Link Posted: 4/19/2016 9:32:58 PM EDT
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being stuck in the chimney then someone starts the fire.
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At the hands of Vlad the Impaler.  The stake goes into your anus and could come out your throat, your neck or your chest.  It's just gravity. Slow, inexorable gravity.  It takes days to die....
Link Posted: 4/19/2016 9:33:14 PM EDT
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Uga buga




Link Posted: 4/19/2016 9:34:16 PM EDT
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Drawing and quartering like they used to do to traitors in Tudor England.
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No kidding



Link Posted: 4/19/2016 9:36:27 PM EDT
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Being burned alive, drowning, trapped in a box and suffocating, eaten by large boa constrictor, falling out of a tall building or being pushed out of plane, having your head severed (does you brain know what is going on until runs out of oxygen?),
Link Posted: 4/19/2016 9:38:19 PM EDT
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with a bunch of asshole strangers all together

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My aunt was on that flight.
Link Posted: 4/19/2016 9:39:57 PM EDT
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I have always said drowning.... due to a shark or sharks slowly eating away your leg muscles until you are no longer able to keep your head above water.
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FPNI
Link Posted: 4/19/2016 9:40:43 PM EDT
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In front of your children.
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By small animals, one nibble at a time.
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My aunt was on that flight.


I'm terribly sorry.
Link Posted: 4/19/2016 9:42:46 PM EDT
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Nazi extermination camps would have probably been the worst way to go. Gassing, starvation, human medical experimentation, forced labor until you die, etc.
Link Posted: 4/19/2016 9:42:54 PM EDT
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Fire.
Link Posted: 4/19/2016 9:43:20 PM EDT
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Bees.  
Link Posted: 4/19/2016 9:44:33 PM EDT
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Eaten alive by an animal.
Link Posted: 4/19/2016 9:45:11 PM EDT
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But if you saw it coming, you'd already made some pretty bad choices in life.
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But if you saw it coming, you'd already made some pretty bad choices in life.


From that position, I would say he would definitely "it" "coming"!  
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