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Link Posted: 1/19/2012 7:47:15 PM EDT
[#1]
white people are the root of all evil......
Link Posted: 1/19/2012 7:47:18 PM EDT
[#2]
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"Windows on public buses are bigger because white leaders made them that way so it's easier to see into them to shame the poor black people that ride them."

I had a fucking blast with that "professor."


So only the windows towards the back of the bus were big, while the ones towards the front were smaller?   So how do they do it now?  Alternate between large and small windows but then you'd have to make sure people sat in the correct seats to be shamed.

So many profs are moonbats it's hard to believe.





That one has to be the worst of the bunch, as it is so simply demonstratively false.  At least the bullshit history ones required believing what you read about the past and agree with 2nd hand info.  One need only show that bus windows in the US are no different than those of Europe or Asia to go .


The white man's reach is far, my naive fellow.
Link Posted: 1/19/2012 7:53:24 PM EDT
[#3]
I had a senile old bastard of a history professor in 1998, who in the middle of a lecture on something completely unrelated, like how he was told not to throw his personal trash away in the park, even if it was just his mail, which he brought to the park with him to read, (no, that's not the absurd part) would shudder a little bit as if remembering what he meant to actually lecture us on that morning, then cast it off just as quickly, completely change gears and flash into a red faced, spittle flying, forehead vein throbbing tirade about how stupid and incompetent the military was for building tanks as large and heavy as the M1 Abrams, where if we had just continued to produce Sherman tanks that were light and maneuverable, we would be able to offload them in Yugoslavia by the 1000 without the necessity of deep water ports.

Yeah.  Got my money's worth in that semester.
Link Posted: 1/19/2012 7:55:43 PM EDT
[#4]
Had a professor argue that hookers sell themselves because it makes them feel sexually empowered.
Link Posted: 1/19/2012 7:56:08 PM EDT
[#5]
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"I once fucked this guy so hard my honey pot started leaking."

Sex and Society professor. She was a nut job.




What was her name?

I know many, many Buffs Alum.



Glenda D Walden, Sociology
University of Colorado, Boulder?  Ph.D 2003?  "Social Construction of Sexuality"?  Her CV is available on the web.

http://sobek.colorado.edu/SOC/People/Faculty/images/walden.jpg

Err, no.  I wouldn't.


Lol at CU. What was your major?

<––––––- current business major at UNC in greeley

Lol at UNC. Pretty good B school but that is it.

I was Sociology, Geology and Anthropology. Finished in 6 years and am finishing up a Geology masters in december.
Link Posted: 1/19/2012 8:06:05 PM EDT
[#6]
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"I once fucked this guy so hard my honey pot started leaking."

Sex and Society professor. She was a nut job.




What was her name?

I know many, many Buffs Alum.



Glenda D Walden, Sociology
University of Colorado, Boulder?  Ph.D 2003?  "Social Construction of Sexuality"?  Her CV is available on the web.

http://sobek.colorado.edu/SOC/People/Faculty/images/walden.jpg

Err, no.  I wouldn't.


Lol at CU. What was your major?

<––––––- current business major at UNC in greeley

Lol at UNC. Pretty good B school but that is it.

I was Sociology, Geology and Anthropology. Finished in 6 years and am finishing up a Geology masters in december.


Business or Nursing or GTFO pretty much. I felt like it made much more economical sense than CU's business school. I've had 3-4 professors with Masters/PhD's from CU and generally had good things to say.
I think the education is more than adequate and with zero liberalism
Link Posted: 1/19/2012 8:07:00 PM EDT
[#7]
First it was

"Cannibalism has never happened before"

Then it was

"Cannibalism has never happened among humans"

Then it was

"Cannibalism has never been documented among humans"

And finally it turned into

"Cannibalism has never been documented as an institutional part of a culture among humans"



From an anthropology professor who spent a lot of time in Papua New Guinea. The idea that they have ever eaten other people just bugged the shit out of this guy.


 
Link Posted: 1/19/2012 8:07:13 PM EDT
[#8]
That the movie Rocky is racist
Link Posted: 1/19/2012 8:09:54 PM EDT
[#9]
cant remember what the class was called....one of the hippy BS required ones....
with a straight face, not joking,
"Goerge Bush pumped all the oil out from under New Orleans to make it sink below sea level so that when the hurracaine came it would drown all the poor black people."



Link Posted: 1/19/2012 8:12:07 PM EDT
[#10]
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Lol at CU. What was your major?

<––––––- current business major at UNC in greeley


+1 lol at CU

Edit to contribute to thread:

Not really stupid but I had a professor say,

"You are not allowed to text in this class. If you hands are under the table that can mean one of two things. Either you are texting, or touching yourself. And neither one of those is appropriate."

Link Posted: 1/19/2012 8:12:24 PM EDT
[#11]
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"I once fucked this guy so hard my honey pot started leaking."

Sex and Society professor. She was a nut job.




What was her name?

I know many, many Buffs Alum.



Glenda D Walden, Sociology
University of Colorado, Boulder?  Ph.D 2003?  "Social Construction of Sexuality"?  Her CV is available on the web.

http://sobek.colorado.edu/SOC/People/Faculty/images/walden.jpg

Err, no.  I wouldn't.


Lol at CU. What was your major?

<––––––- current business major at UNC in greeley

Lol at UNC. Pretty good B school but that is it.

I was Sociology, Geology and Anthropology. Finished in 6 years and am finishing up a Geology masters in december.


Business or Nursing or GTFO pretty much. I felt like it made much more economical sense than CU's business school. I've had 3-4 professors with Masters/PhD's from CU and generally had good things to say.
I think the education is more than adequate and with zero liberalism


Yea. The liberals give the school a bad rep, but they really are only a few of the instaters and the cali population. The rest of them are down to earth and I have met a bunch of new shooting friends since starting up here. Greely smells to bad for my tastes. I would prefer a location like UNC but I am not in business, CSU sucks and Wyoming was not an option. And CU has a great Anthro and Geol program. Fit my needs.
Link Posted: 1/19/2012 8:14:04 PM EDT
[#12]
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There is no God.

Suffered through his communist and atheistic drivel for four years and then watched him die of a heart attack pleading for God to save him.


I lost HARD!
Link Posted: 1/19/2012 8:17:45 PM EDT
[#13]
Probably the entire unit in my Honors English class relating to...Superstring theory.
I still "wtf" thinking about it.
 
Link Posted: 1/19/2012 8:18:48 PM EDT
[#14]



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There is no God.



Suffered through his communist and atheistic drivel for four years and then watched him die of a heart attack pleading for God to save him.




I lost HARD!
Poetic.





 
Link Posted: 1/19/2012 8:32:45 PM EDT
[#15]
"socialism is theft" "watch videos of Katrina ... go buy guns"
Link Posted: 1/19/2012 8:50:59 PM EDT
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Back in early 2004 my political science professor said there was a 50% chance that GWB would not let the next election happen.


Lots say the same about BHO.




That might have some more truth to it, but still a little out there.


No, both are completely retarded statements.
Link Posted: 1/19/2012 9:04:38 PM EDT
[#17]
oh lets see, my libtard History teacher that told me that military recruiters preyed on poor, young uneducated kids to go off and die in a useless war when they go into high schools and recruit, just like Vietnam all over again, that the military lies when it promises paying for college, the hippy movement was worthy of respect for the social changes they brought about during the 60's and countless other bullshit. This is while I was sitting in the class as a recently returned vet who was using the GI Bill to pay to be there. Even though we had some knock-down, drag out arguments I still pulled an A in the class.

I pretty much shut down my Political Science teacher when he started in with how the government should be involved in business and I pointed how how jobs were migrating towards states that had business friendlier political climates. I got a deer in the headlight look.

Overall, even though I'm going to a smaller school, I have been impressed with the quality of education and the distinct lack of politicization that I expected going in to college.
Link Posted: 1/20/2012 3:03:32 AM EDT
[#18]



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"socialism is theft" "watch videos of Katrina ... go buy guns"


I fail to see the problems with those quotes.



 
Link Posted: 1/20/2012 3:11:50 AM EDT
[#19]
White people are the reason that Africa is so fucked up today.
Link Posted: 1/20/2012 3:20:00 AM EDT
[#20]
Cocaine isn't as bad as people say...you should try it if you get the chance! - Spanish IV teacher in college!
Link Posted: 1/20/2012 3:34:07 AM EDT
[#21]
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"Windows on public buses are bigger because white leaders made them that way so it's easier to see into them to shame the poor black people that ride them."

I had a fucking blast with that "professor."


I'm just curious, when did you hear this? I ask because it's doubly lame if this professor was quoting Ludacris from the movie "Crash" and calling it teaching.

Link Posted: 1/20/2012 3:39:35 AM EDT
[#22]



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Had a professor argue that hookers sell themselves because it makes them feel sexually empowered.


Uhhh... that's possibly true about SOME women.

 
Link Posted: 1/20/2012 3:41:44 AM EDT
[#23]
Sociology professor(who loved to argue) telling me my dad didn't care about safety of me, himself, or others because my dad's 2006 Silverado(this was at the end of 2006) was one of the lowest rated pickups out there at the time.  For some reason he asked me to look up crash test results for extra credit.

The kicker was, this professor decided about 1/2 way through the class that he was going to basically not show up for class because he was "tired of all the (administration at my college) bullshit" and he was going to be spending the time teaching us at the other two colleges he worked at.  We spent the rest of the semester working on papers and I think since part of the exam was essay, we showed up to take the final to an empty classroom.

I forgot the history professor who not only said the first day of class "I don't care if you drop, I still get paid", he also said the first day that he was a "divisional commander" in the USCG, and that he was subject to getting called out at any time, had a uniform ready to go in the car, and later on in the semester he said he was "stopping terrorist cell boats" in a local waterway.  I was an arfchat regular at the time, so I asked a member who was in the USCG, he said it was all bullshit.  So I never told this prof I thought he was full of it, but one day I did see he had a "Coast Guard Auxiliary" tote bag.
Link Posted: 1/20/2012 3:52:42 AM EDT
[#24]
Was in an English Lit class the afternoon that Columbine happened.

Professor says, "Those kids got what they deserved. American culture has been building to this. Guns are horrible things that do nothing but kill people." (paraphrased as this was a long, long time ago)

Halo, "Bullsh*t! If one of those teachers had a sidearm, this thing would have been over before it started."

...and a chill filled the room...

I stuck with the class on principle, and it being too late to drop without penalty. I got an F. Only one ever in college.
Link Posted: 1/20/2012 3:55:52 AM EDT
[#25]
"I have a penis. Some of you do not." constitutional law prof
Link Posted: 1/20/2012 3:57:31 AM EDT
[#26]
That so-called professor Ward Chamberlain(sp?) had a series of doozies IIRC.
Link Posted: 1/20/2012 4:00:36 AM EDT
[#27]
I signed up for a class on Asian political systems.  Professor was a Chinese lady who's accent was so thick you could barely understand what she was saying.  First class one of the students asked her a question.  She turned around and wrote this Chinese symbol on the black board and turned around with this, "there does that answer your question" look on her face.  


I got up, walked out of her class and went to the admin building and dropped her class.
Link Posted: 1/20/2012 4:02:24 AM EDT
[#28]
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"socialism is theft" "watch videos of Katrina ... go buy guns"


Ok, for you, pretend the questions reads "What is the smartest thing you have ever heard a professor say".

Link Posted: 1/20/2012 4:17:37 AM EDT
[#29]
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You put the goose's head in the drawer...


BAZINGA!!!!!!!!
Link Posted: 1/20/2012 4:22:10 AM EDT
[#30]
Had a female engineering prof waste 20+ minutes of class time talking about her "accomplishments" and that was just the first day of class...women engineers
Link Posted: 1/20/2012 5:59:55 AM EDT
[#31]
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"I once fucked this guy so hard my honey pot started leaking."

Sex and Society professor. She was a nut job.




What was her name?

I know many, many Buffs Alum.



Glenda D Walden, Sociology
University of Colorado, Boulder?  Ph.D 2003?  "Social Construction of Sexuality"?  Her CV is available on the web.

http://sobek.colorado.edu/SOC/People/Faculty/images/walden.jpg

Err, no.  I wouldn't.




Link Posted: 1/20/2012 6:14:18 AM EDT
[#32]


That Evolution is evident in the evidence.

Biology Major UNCA

Link Posted: 1/20/2012 9:12:31 AM EDT
[#33]
Link Posted: 1/20/2012 9:13:10 AM EDT
[#34]
That America is not addicted to violence. This coming from a hockey fan.
Link Posted: 1/20/2012 9:19:57 AM EDT
[#35]
Not the dumbest, but it just happened:

Yesterday, I had a professor who was born and raised in China try to give a lecture about how offshoring hurts China.   Yeah, you read that right, American offshoring hurts China.

He went through a power point presentation showing environmental problems (dead fish in streams, sand storms, etc.), and I just sat there.  He held up a dry-erasable marker and said "Chinese workers only make 100-200 dollars per month making things like these."  He kept emphasizing how little they made and how hard they worked.  

I couldn't take it any longer.  I respectfully raised my hand and asked "how much were these workers making before offshoring was prominent?"

He conceded my point and said a lot of jobs were created (most of these workers were unemployed or barely surviving off the land).



tl;dr: Chinese business professor: 0; Milton Friedman: 1
Link Posted: 1/20/2012 9:22:56 AM EDT
[#36]
"Und"

WTF lived in america for how long and cant say "And"
Link Posted: 1/20/2012 9:25:04 AM EDT
[#37]
Ward Chuchill....
Link Posted: 1/20/2012 9:43:26 AM EDT
[#38]
"It was much harder for me to get my PhD because I am a woman."  Virology professor and Assistant Dean of the College of VetMed/BioMed Sciences at Colo State.  I didn't think to ask her if that simply meant she wasn't as smart as men are, or the chip on her shoulder made it hard to read and write.  I may be paraphrasing, long time ago.
Link Posted: 1/20/2012 9:47:07 AM EDT
[#39]



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That so-called professor Ward Chamberlain(sp?) had a series of doozies IIRC.


Churchill.  I see how your brain works.



 
Link Posted: 1/20/2012 9:51:54 AM EDT
[#40]



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White people are the reason that Africa is so fucked up today.


I read a book published in the early 20th century about the search for the source of the White Nile river.  Tribes of natives were discovered that were living exactly as they had been for thousands of years, even though it was now around 1910 or so.



The natives never explored, never invented, only went on raids to steal and to wage war.  They had never seen white men or other tribes outside of their area that was ringed in by mountains.  They never went over those mountains to see what was on the other side.



They had no written language, no agriculture, no science, no water wells, no metals, no calendar, no compass, nothing that had already been invented and used by others for thousands of years.



One native chief had slaves scurrying around him on hands and knees in case he suddenly decided to sit down wherever he was.  Their backs were his chairs and if he suddenly sat down and the "chair slave" was out of place he was instantly killed.



And so on, and so on, and so on.





 
Link Posted: 1/20/2012 9:52:39 AM EDT
[#41]
U.S. history professor started her class one day with, "Women tamed the West."

I thought it was going to be bad, but then she explained herself.  It made a lot of sense.
Link Posted: 1/20/2012 10:10:28 AM EDT
[#42]
That Jesse Owens was the true hero of WWII.

That FDR was the bestest president evar!!!111

I've tried to flush most of his imbecilic ramblings from my memory banks.
Link Posted: 1/20/2012 10:43:41 AM EDT
[#43]
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That so-called professor Ward Chamberlain(sp?) had a series of doozies IIRC.


The fake native American?
Link Posted: 1/20/2012 11:23:31 AM EDT
[#44]
"I might be old, and I might be senile, but I am smarter than the lot of you with one hand tied behind my back and I can still father children,"

Old contankerous math professor "research mathemetician, forced to teach."

It was fun to go to his classes just to hear another zinger like that.  He had a thing about Satanism in rock music.  "Do they still do that?"  Class just nods their heads up and down...
Link Posted: 1/20/2012 11:28:58 AM EDT
[#45]
One of my history professors





"the 2nd amendment is for militias only"





In one of my forensic classes when we got to the gun section:





"Only Russian AK-47s have wood hand guards"





"The assault weapons ban never sunseted"





Mind you this guy was also an attorney and even owned a FA M-16...



 
Link Posted: 1/20/2012 11:42:32 AM EDT
[#46]
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You put the goose's head in the drawer...


Bastard!  




Link Posted: 1/20/2012 2:30:33 PM EDT
[#47]
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That the movie Rocky is racist


Ummm........

well.  

Maybe not racist, exactly....  but race is a principal component.
Link Posted: 1/20/2012 2:51:36 PM EDT
[#48]
Had one who claimed the reason Neanderthals died out was because their brains had filled up and they were unable to add new information.  She went on to elaborate their brains worked like a computers hard drive, once it was filled no more information could be added, and unlike a hard drive the Neanderthals could not delete old information to make room for new information.  As such when the climate started to change they could not adapt to it and died out.

I really wanted my money back after that one.
Link Posted: 1/20/2012 2:52:28 PM EDT
[#49]
Quoted:

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White people are the reason that Africa is so fucked up today.

I read a book published in the early 20th century about the search for the source of the White Nile river.  Tribes of natives were discovered that were living exactly as they had been for thousands of years, even though it was now around 1910 or so.

The natives never explored, never invented, only went on raids to steal and to wage war.  They had never seen white men or other tribes outside of their area that was ringed in by mountains.  They never went over those mountains to see what was on the other side.

They had no written language, no agriculture, no science, no water wells, no metals, no calendar, no compass, nothing that had already been invented and used by others for thousands of years.

One native chief had slaves scurrying around him on hands and knees in case he suddenly decided to sit down wherever he was.  Their backs were his chairs and if he suddenly sat down and the "chair slave" was out of place he was instantly killed.

And so on, and so on, and so on.

 


Just remember, all cultures are equal!

The more I learn about Africa, the more I realize how easy it is to twist history to fill an agenda.

Rhodesia and South Africa, 1st world western nations destroyed in less than a generation after "independence"
Link Posted: 1/20/2012 2:59:37 PM EDT
[#50]
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U.S. history professor started her class one day with, "Women tamed the West."

I thought it was going to be bad, but then she explained herself.  It made a lot of sense.


They did give us the income tax

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