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Posted: 3/13/2005 4:46:18 PM EST


Do you promise to love, honor and.......



Sgatr15
Link Posted: 3/13/2005 4:46:45 PM EST
Link Posted: 3/13/2005 4:46:51 PM EST
obey
Link Posted: 3/13/2005 4:47:10 PM EST
... wax?
Link Posted: 3/13/2005 4:48:19 PM EST

Originally Posted By Winston_Wolf:
... wax?




That still fall's under "obey" when you're married.

SGatr15
Link Posted: 3/13/2005 4:49:39 PM EST
obey, for a woman
Link Posted: 3/13/2005 4:50:09 PM EST
cherish
Link Posted: 3/13/2005 4:51:02 PM EST
Link Posted: 3/13/2005 4:52:08 PM EST

Originally Posted By 82ndAbn:

Originally Posted By SoCalJBT:
cherish



+1



WTF does cherish mean?

Sgtar15
Link Posted: 3/13/2005 4:57:15 PM EST
swallow
Link Posted: 3/13/2005 4:57:42 PM EST
[Last Edit: 3/13/2005 5:01:00 PM EST by Halfcocked]

Originally Posted By sgtar15:

Originally Posted By 82ndAbn:

Originally Posted By SoCalJBT:
cherish



+1



WTF does cherish mean?

Sgtar15



"CHERISH IS THE WORD I USE TO DESCRI-IBE,

Link Posted: 3/13/2005 4:59:58 PM EST
respect.
Link Posted: 3/13/2005 5:07:56 PM EST
[Last Edit: 3/13/2005 5:08:59 PM EST by chrome1]

Originally Posted By sgtar15:

WTF does cherish mean?

Sgtar15



cher·ish (chĕr'ĭsh)
tr.v., -ished, -ish·ing, -ish·es.

1. To treat with affection and tenderness; hold dear: cherish one's family; fine rugs that are cherished by their owners.

2. To keep fondly in mind; entertain: cherish a memory. See synonyms at appreciate.

[Middle English cherishen, from Old French cherir, cheriss-, from cher, dear, from Latin cārus.]

Thanks for the

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Spank
Link Posted: 3/13/2005 5:11:05 PM EST
[Last Edit: 3/13/2005 5:11:47 PM EST by fight4yourrights]
FOr the Marylanders:

Link Posted: 3/13/2005 5:11:54 PM EST

Originally Posted By sgtar15:

Do you promise to love, honor and.......



Sgatr15

Make sandwiches.
Link Posted: 3/13/2005 5:12:12 PM EST

Originally Posted By USMC6026:
swallow



Link Posted: 3/13/2005 5:13:05 PM EST

Originally Posted By pieeater:

Originally Posted By sgtar15:

Do you promise to love, honor and.......



Sgatr15

Make sandwiches.



Link Posted: 3/13/2005 5:15:47 PM EST
Maybe I should have posted this in the woman's forum and got their opinions.

SGatr15
Link Posted: 3/13/2005 5:19:26 PM EST
Otay!

Link Posted: 3/13/2005 5:20:52 PM EST
Link Posted: 3/13/2005 5:26:05 PM EST
NAG without respite.
Link Posted: 3/13/2005 5:27:41 PM EST
bend over?

CW
Link Posted: 3/13/2005 5:29:48 PM EST
obey. and that's a load of crap
Link Posted: 3/13/2005 5:35:10 PM EST

Originally Posted By sgtar15:

Do you promise to love, honor and.......



Sgatr15



"not forget where the kitchen is"

"be happy with your lot in life"

.....theres so many.
Link Posted: 3/13/2005 5:37:02 PM EST

Originally Posted By sgtar15:

Do you promise to love, honor and.......
Sgatr15



...never say you have a headache.
Link Posted: 3/13/2005 5:38:09 PM EST
Link Posted: 3/13/2005 5:39:32 PM EST
Link Posted: 3/13/2005 5:51:59 PM EST
get nasty when you want me to.
Link Posted: 3/13/2005 5:52:44 PM EST
Groom:
In the name of God, I, (name), take you, (name), to be my wife,
to have and to hold from this day forward,
for better or worse, for richer or poorer,
in sickness and in health, to love and to cherish,
until we are parted by death.
This is my solemn vow.

Bride:
In the name of God, I, (name), take you, (name), to be my husband,
to have and to hold from this day forward,
for better or worse, for richer or poorer,
in sickness and in health, to love and to cherish,
until we are parted by death.
This is my solemn vow.

I searched, and I can't find one that includes "honor" or "obey"

Roman Catholic Wedding Vows
I, (name), take you, (name), to be my (husband/wife).
I promise to be true to you in good times and in bad,
in sickness and in health. I will love you
and honor you all the days of my life.

Found honor...
Link Posted: 3/13/2005 5:59:08 PM EST

Originally Posted By sgtar15:

Do you promise to love, honor and.......



Sgatr15

not gain weight.
Link Posted: 3/13/2005 6:35:10 PM EST
not laugh at the dolls.

CW
Link Posted: 3/13/2005 6:38:16 PM EST

Originally Posted By SoCalJBT:
cherish



sgtar15 you should know too that "man should love his wife as Christ loves His church and women are to be submissive to man's love as His church is to Christ."

Patty
Link Posted: 3/13/2005 7:43:15 PM EST

Originally Posted By pattymcn:

Originally Posted By SoCalJBT:
cherish



sgtar15 you should know too that "man should love his wife as Christ loves His church and women are to be submissive to man's love as His church is to Christ."

Patty




That's very true.


But obey should always be in there.

Otherwise, who is the head of the household?

SGatr15
Link Posted: 3/13/2005 7:51:12 PM EST

Originally Posted By sgtar15:

Do you promise to love, honor and.......



Sgatr15

I do believe the answer is obey.

I really do not think it matters what the correct answer is since most people do not honor any of the other vows they make that day, unfortanately.
Link Posted: 3/13/2005 7:53:44 PM EST
[Last Edit: 3/13/2005 7:54:18 PM EST by pattymcn]

Originally Posted By sgtar15:

Originally Posted By pattymcn:

Originally Posted By SoCalJBT:
cherish



sgtar15 you should know too that "man should love his wife as Christ loves His church and women are to be submissive to man's love as His church is to Christ."

Patty




That's very true.


But obey should always be in there.

Otherwise, who is the head of the household?

SGatr15



The Lord should be the head of all households.

Husbands and wives should be submissive to Christs love and example. Patty

*ETA* Just say "YES DEAR" and I'm sure what ever you did Joyce will forgive you!
Link Posted: 3/13/2005 8:15:28 PM EST
All deals are off, once they say: "I Do"
Link Posted: 3/13/2005 9:33:06 PM EST

Originally Posted By pattymcn:

Originally Posted By sgtar15:

Originally Posted By pattymcn:

Originally Posted By SoCalJBT:
cherish



sgtar15 you should know too that "man should love his wife as Christ loves His church and women are to be submissive to man's love as His church is to Christ."

Patty




That's very true.


But obey should always be in there.

Otherwise, who is the head of the household?

SGatr15



The Lord should be the head of all households.

Husbands and wives should be submissive to Christs love and example. Patty

*ETA* Just say "YES DEAR" and I'm sure what ever you did Joyce will forgive you!



I was just going to say the same thing Patty said in not so effective of a manner. Relieved to find she beat me to the punch.

If I'm not careful, my wife will start asking her opinion on all sorts of things...........


Link Posted: 3/14/2005 2:50:59 AM EST

Originally Posted By pattymcn:
*ETA* Just say "YES DEAR" and I'm sure what ever you did Joyce will forgive you!




Hah! I wake up sayin g "Yes Dear" because I just KNOW I am going get blamed for something.


Sgtar15


PS Great answer
Link Posted: 3/14/2005 3:56:47 AM EST

Originally Posted By sgtar15:

Originally Posted By pattymcn:
*ETA* Just say "YES DEAR" and I'm sure what ever you did Joyce will forgive you!




Hah! I wake up sayin g "Yes Dear" because I just KNOW I am going get blamed for something.


Sgtar15


PS Great answer



Too funny Sgtar15! Well done! Patty PS Wise_Jake introduce your wife to me, I'm certain I can learn from her!
Link Posted: 3/14/2005 3:58:18 AM EST

Originally Posted By pattymcn:

I'm certain I can learn from her!




Of course you can...the problem is I never met a woman that could be taught anything.


Sgatr15
Link Posted: 3/14/2005 4:00:46 AM EST

Originally Posted By sgtar15:

Do you promise to love, honor and.......
Sgatr15



...honk the jake twice daily.
Link Posted: 3/14/2005 4:23:28 AM EST
Can't believe that I'm wasting post 500 on this.

For 40 years I have always understood that the words that follow are "Wait on me hand and foot".

Link Posted: 3/14/2005 4:37:43 AM EST

Originally Posted By sgtar15:

Originally Posted By pattymcn:

I'm certain I can learn from her!




Of course you can...the problem is I never met a woman that could be taught anything.


Sgatr15



Well Sgatr15 you have to realize it's not OUR fault that we already know everything you want us to learn.

Patty
Link Posted: 3/14/2005 4:42:58 AM EST

Originally Posted By cmjohnson:
Destroy.

Bend over.

"Sign this pre-nup?"

Get a job.

Beat Sgtar15's ass.

Not watch soaps

Learn to cook

never "have a headache"

"service your new husband whenever and wherever he wants, in any way he asks,
cheerfully and without complaint, even if it means sleeping on the wet spot?"


CJ



cmj you're quite a catch hon!
Link Posted: 3/14/2005 5:09:25 PM EST

Originally Posted By pattymcn:

Originally Posted By sgtar15:

Originally Posted By pattymcn:
*ETA* Just say "YES DEAR" and I'm sure what ever you did Joyce will forgive you!




Hah! I wake up sayin g "Yes Dear" because I just KNOW I am going get blamed for something.


Sgtar15


PS Great answer



Too funny Sgtar15! Well done! Patty PS Wise_Jake introduce your wife to me, I'm certain I can learn from her!



It's not what you might learn from her, but what I'm afraid she might learn from *you* that's gonna make me have to decline that offer!

Seriously, she met a few folks from the TX crew at one of the last Hun Farm shoots, but I'm not sure if our sphere of influence will ever get much bigger than that. At least not until we make enough $$$$ to travel further than 300 mi one way!
Link Posted: 3/14/2005 5:10:24 PM EST

Originally Posted By Cypher214:

Originally Posted By sgtar15:

Do you promise to love, honor and.......
Sgatr15



...honk the jake twice daily.



Why did I not get *this*, of all things, inserted into my wife's vows.............

Link Posted: 3/14/2005 5:14:10 PM EST
Take it in the pooper?
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