Warning

 

Close

Confirm Action

Are you sure you wish to do this?

Confirm Cancel
Member Login

Site Notices
Arrow Left Previous Page
Page / 2
Posted: 5/22/2005 4:49:50 PM EDT

Gotta be a toss-up between Full Metal Jacket and Airplane!

Any others?
Link Posted: 5/22/2005 4:50:47 PM EDT
Monty Python?
Link Posted: 5/22/2005 4:51:21 PM EDT
i quote Austin Powers, Napoleon Dynamite, and Family Guy quite a bit.
Link Posted: 5/22/2005 4:52:56 PM EDT
Casblanca

"I stick my neck out for nobody."

"Here's looking at you, kid."
Link Posted: 5/22/2005 4:53:18 PM EDT

Originally Posted By afplayboy18:
i quote Austin Powers, Napoleon Dynamite, and Family Guy quite a bit.



Do you ever....



I think it depends on where you are.
Link Posted: 5/22/2005 4:53:23 PM EDT
The first two Star Wars movies would have to be up there.
Link Posted: 5/22/2005 4:53:30 PM EDT
Tombstone
Link Posted: 5/22/2005 4:54:36 PM EDT

Originally Posted By SirDrinksAlot:
Casblanca

"I stick my neck out for nobody."

"Here's looking at you, kid."



And of course the quote that never was, "Play it again, Sam."
Link Posted: 5/22/2005 4:55:03 PM EDT
"I'll be back!"
TERMINATOR
Link Posted: 5/22/2005 4:56:35 PM EDT

Gone With The Wind.

Quoted by every man who has dealt with a woman (even if it was under your breath).
Link Posted: 5/22/2005 5:05:27 PM EDT
Just as a side note: It is a shame all the brain cells I waste remembering movie quotes.
Link Posted: 5/22/2005 5:08:38 PM EDT
Officespace

Fuckin' A
and
Federal Pound-me-in-ass Prison


-Storm
Link Posted: 5/22/2005 5:09:00 PM EDT

Originally Posted By krpind:
Tombstone


Link Posted: 5/22/2005 5:09:28 PM EDT
has to be pulp fiction.
Link Posted: 5/22/2005 5:11:32 PM EDT
I cull the majority of my quotes from Raising Arizona and Where the Buffalo Roam.


And it was just like makin' popcorn.
Link Posted: 5/22/2005 5:30:08 PM EDT
Airplane
Link Posted: 5/22/2005 5:31:28 PM EDT
"May the Force Be With You" and "What is the average flight speed of an unladen swallow" have got to be two of the major quotes.

"ET Phone Home" is another submission.

However, I tend not to collect overly popular movies.

NTM
Link Posted: 5/22/2005 5:53:08 PM EDT
Here at ARFCOM it has to be "Nuke it from orbit, it is the only way to make sure" or "Plasma rifle 40 watt range".
Link Posted: 5/22/2005 5:56:13 PM EDT
Pulp Fiction has to be in there somewhere. Silence of the Lambs perhaps, Dirty Harry, Star Wars.

"Do they speak english in what?"

Link Posted: 5/22/2005 5:59:57 PM EDT
Casablanca, no way anything could have more commonly heard quotes.
Link Posted: 5/22/2005 6:00:39 PM EDT
"Yo homie, that my brief case?"

Link Posted: 5/22/2005 6:01:43 PM EDT
My vote's for Casablanca, but in Mr. Sp1's little group of buddies it's Caddyshack, hands down.
Link Posted: 5/22/2005 6:01:55 PM EDT
Go ahead, make my Day! - Dirty Harry
Link Posted: 5/22/2005 6:02:17 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/22/2005 6:02:26 PM EDT by SHIVAN]
Tombstone, for me.
Link Posted: 5/22/2005 6:02:32 PM EDT

Originally Posted By cnorton:
Here at ARFCOM it has to be "Nuke it from orbit, it is the only way to make sure" or "Plasma rifle 40 watt range".



+1 Aliens and Terminator...two of the greatest movies EVAR!!!
Link Posted: 5/22/2005 6:06:46 PM EDT

Blazing Saddles
Link Posted: 5/22/2005 6:11:13 PM EDT
Top Gun is up there.
If we had a movie forum...
Link Posted: 5/22/2005 6:12:10 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/22/2005 6:12:59 PM EDT by Lion_Dog]
Godfather: I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse.

ETA:Sp
Link Posted: 5/22/2005 6:12:34 PM EDT
I can and the rest of my family can boast quoting "The American President."
Link Posted: 5/22/2005 6:14:36 PM EDT
Pulp Fiction
Link Posted: 5/22/2005 6:14:38 PM EDT
Caddy Shack. Who hasn't quoted that one ?.
Link Posted: 5/22/2005 6:15:59 PM EDT
You guys are out of touch. Not a single day goes by where I don't hear a Super Troopers quote in the ready room.
Link Posted: 5/22/2005 6:16:59 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/22/2005 6:17:21 PM EDT by giacutter]

Originally Posted By deej86:
I can and the rest of my family can boast quoting "The American President."





Whiskey Tango Foxtrot.

I won't even admit to seeing that whole movie.


Link Posted: 5/22/2005 6:17:02 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/22/2005 6:19:30 PM EDT by ript]

Originally Posted By RMac:
Monty Python?



Not too sure about that...

In my literature class last semester we were discussing a short story about a witch that drowns. I couldn't help it... "Don't witches float?"
Link Posted: 5/22/2005 6:17:51 PM EDT
BLUES BROTHERS!!!!!
Link Posted: 5/22/2005 6:20:35 PM EDT

"Say Hello to my little friend!"
Link Posted: 5/22/2005 6:26:58 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/22/2005 6:28:48 PM EDT by migradog]

Originally Posted By SoCalJBT:

Originally Posted By SirDrinksAlot:
Casblanca

"I stick my neck out for nobody."

"Here's looking at you, kid."



And of course the quote that never was, "Play it again, Sam."




Don't forget,

We'll round up the usual suspects.

and

We'll always have Paris
Link Posted: 5/22/2005 6:27:37 PM EDT
Gotta be Terminator......hasta la vista baby.........I'll be back......
Link Posted: 5/22/2005 8:22:34 PM EDT
Hi, Eric Stratton, Rush chairman, damn glad to meet you.
Hi, that was Eric Stratton, Rush chairman, he was damn glad to meet you

Take it easy, I'm in pre-law, man.
I thought you're pre-med.
What's the difference?



Link Posted: 5/22/2005 8:26:47 PM EDT

Originally Posted By ISED8U:
Hi, Eric Stratton, Rush chairman, damn glad to meet you.
Hi, that was Eric Stratton, Rush chairman, he was damn glad to meet you

Take it easy, I'm in pre-law, man.
I thought you're pre-med.
What's the difference?






You fucked up, you trusted us.

They took the bar the whole fucking bar!
Link Posted: 5/22/2005 8:29:59 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/22/2005 8:30:34 PM EDT by Stealth]
Another vote for Casablanca.

And from my personal files - The Princess Bride! - "He's been mostly dead all day."
Link Posted: 5/22/2005 8:34:57 PM EDT
" smell that son , napalm , nothing else in the world smells like that, ............ i love the smell of napalm in the morning"

"he was wound too tight for Veitnam , hell he was probably would too tight for New Olreans"
Link Posted: 5/22/2005 8:36:02 PM EDT
Full Metal Jacket

Now on your face and give me 50, you slumy scumbag!
Link Posted: 5/22/2005 8:43:18 PM EDT
The Blues Brothers.
Link Posted: 5/22/2005 8:47:50 PM EDT
Most used movie quote, or most quoted movie?

I seem to quote:

Die Hard
Star Wars
Pulp Fiction
Predator

...the list goes on...

Link Posted: 5/22/2005 8:48:30 PM EDT
Ni

GM


ARTHUR: Well, I am king!
DENNIS: Oh king, eh, very nice. And how d'you get that, eh? By exploiting the workers! By 'anging on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic and social differences in our society. If there's ever going to be any progress with the--
WOMAN: I didn't know we had a king. I thought we were an autonomous collective.
DENNIS: You're fooling yourself. We're living in a dictatorship. A self-perpetuating autocracy in which the working classes--
DENNIS: I told you. We're an anarcho-syndicalist commune. We take it in turns to act as a sort of executive officer for the week. But all the decision of that officer have to be ratified at a special bi-weekly meeting-- By a simple majority in the case of purely internal affairs,-- But by a two-thirds majority in the case of more major--

WOMAN: Well, how did you become king then?
ARTHUR: The Lady of the Lake,... [angels sing] ...her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water signifying by Divine Providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. [singing stops] That is why I am your king!
DENNIS: Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
ARTHUR: Be quiet!
DENNIS: Well, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!
ARTHUR: Shut up!
DENNIS: I mean, if I went 'round saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!
ARTHUR: Shut up, will you. Shut up!
DENNIS: Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system.
ARTHUR: Shut up!
DENNIS: Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help, help! I'm being repressed!
ARTHUR: Bloody peasant!
DENNIS: Oh, what a give-away. Did you hear that? Did you hear that, eh? That's what I'm on about. Did you see him repressing me? You saw it, didn't you?

ARTHUR: If you will not show us the Grail, we shall take your castle by force!
FRENCH GUARD: You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottom, sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called Arthur King, you and all your silly English k-nnnnniggets. Thpppppt! Thppt!Thppt!
GALAHAD: What a strange person.
ARTHUR: Now look here, my good man--
FRENCH GUARD: I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! You mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
GALAHAD: Is there someone else up there we could talk to?
FRENCH GUARD: No, now go away or I shall taunt you a second time-a!
FRENCH GUARD #1: I didn't know we were French?
FRENCH GUARD #2: Of course, we else do you think we are talking in this ridiculous accent?

The Dreaded Knights who say NI!!!!!

HEAD KNIGHT OF NI: Ni!
KNIGHTS OF NI: Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni!
ARTHUR: Who are you?
HEAD KNIGHT: We are the Knights Who Say... 'Ni'!
RANDOM: Ni!
ARTHUR: No! Not the Knights Who Say 'Ni'!
HEAD KNIGHT: The same!
BEDEVERE: Who are they?
HEAD KNIGHT: We are the keepers of the sacred words: Ni, Peng, and Neee-wom!
RANDOM: Neee-wom!
ARTHUR: Those who hear them seldom live to tell the tale!
HEAD KNIGHT: The Knights Who Say 'Ni' demand a sacrifice!
ARTHUR: Knights of Ni, we are but simple travelers who seek the enchanter who lives beyond these woods.
HEAD KNIGHT: Ni!
KNIGHTS OF NI: Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni!...
ARTHUR: Ow! Ow! Ow! Agh!
HEAD KNIGHT: We shall say 'ni' again to you if you do not appease us.
ARTHUR: Well, what is it you want?
HEAD KNIGHT: We want... a shrubbery!
[dramatic chord]
ARTHUR: A what?
KNIGHTS OF NI: Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni!
ARTHUR and PARTY: Ow! Oh!
ARTHUR: Please, please! No more! We will find you a shrubbery.
HEAD KNIGHT: You must return here with a shrubbery or else you will never pass through this wood alive!
ARTHUR: O Knights of Ni, you are just and fair, and we will return with a shrubbery.
HEAD KNIGHT: One that looks nice.
ARTHUR: Of course.
HEAD KNIGHT: And not too expensive.
ARTHUR: Yes.
HEAD KNIGHT: Now... go!

FRENCH GUARD: How you English say, 'I one more time, mac, unclog my nose in your direction', sons of a window-dresser! So, you think you could out-clever us French folk with your silly knees-bent running about advancing behavior?! I wave my private parts at your aunties, you cheesy lot of second hand electric donkey-bottom biters.
ARTHUR: In the name of the Lord, we demand entrance to this sacred castle!
FRENCH GUARD: No chance, English bed-wetting types. I burst my pimples at you and call your door-opening request a silly thing, you tiny-brained wipers of other people's bottoms!

BRIDGEKEEPER: Stop! Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see.
LAUNCELOT: Ask me the questions, bridgekeeper. I am not afraid.
BRIDGEKEEPER: What is your name?
LAUNCELOT: My name is Sir Launcelot of Camelot.
BRIDGEKEEPER: What is your quest?
LAUNCELOT: To seek the Holy Grail.
BRIDGEKEEPER: What is your favorite color?
LAUNCELOT: Blue.
BRIDGEKEEPER: Right. Off you go.
LAUNCELOT: Oh, thank you. Thank you very much.
ROBIN: That's easy!
BRIDGEKEEPER: Stop! Who approacheth the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see.
ROBIN: Ask me the questions, bridgekeeper. I'm not afraid.
BRIDGEKEEPER: What is your name?
ROBIN: Sir Robin of Camelot.
BRIDGEKEEPER: What is your quest?
ROBIN: To seek the Holy Grail.
BRIDGEKEEPER: What is the capital of Assyria?
ROBIN: I don't know that! Auuuuuuuugh! [ explodes and dies ]
BRIDGEKEEPER: Stop! What is your name?
GALAHAD: Sir Galahad of Camelot.
BRIDGEKEEPER: What is your quest?
GALAHAD: I seek the Grail.
BRIDGEKEEPER: What is your favorite color?
GALAHAD: Blue. No yel-- auuuuuuuugh! [ explodes and dies ]
BRIDGEKEEPER: Hee hee heh. Stop! What is your name?
ARTHUR: It is Arthur, King of the Britons.
BRIDGEKEEPER: What is your quest?
ARTHUR: To seek the Holy Grail.
BRIDGEKEEPER: What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
ARTHUR: What do you mean? An African or European swallow?
BRIDGEKEEPER: Huh? I-- I don't know that! Auuuuuuuugh! [ explodes and dies ]
BEDEVERE: How do know so much about swallows?
ARTHUR: Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.

etc...etc...etc...
Link Posted: 5/22/2005 8:53:35 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/22/2005 8:53:57 PM EDT by The_Macallan]

Originally Posted By Zaphod:
Gotta be a toss-up between Full Metal Jacket and Airplane!

Any others?

FMJ!?

Shirley you can't be serious?


Link Posted: 5/22/2005 8:54:51 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Zaphod:
Gotta be a toss-up between Full Metal Jacket and Airplane!

Any others?



"Surely you're not serious. I am serious...and don't call me Shirley"
Link Posted: 5/22/2005 8:57:47 PM EDT
Damn. 2 pages and nobody has even come close.

It's caddyshack.

On thousands of golf courses every day, that movie is quoted over and over again. It's quoted in offices and at bars. It's everywhere. It's inescapable.
Link Posted: 5/22/2005 9:00:27 PM EDT
My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a 15-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims, like he invented the question mark. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy - the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical: summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring, we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds. Pretty standard, really.


Link Posted: 5/22/2005 9:01:51 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/22/2005 9:02:22 PM EDT by Colt_45]

Originally Posted By david_g17:
"Yo homie, that my brief case?"




www.the-roberts.info/gallery/albums/GTFriends/collateral.mpg
Arrow Left Previous Page
Page / 2
Top Top