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9/22/2017 12:11:25 AM
Posted: 8/5/2005 4:41:16 AM EDT
I know some will say, the day I got married, enlisted in the army, had my children, graduated college and the like. But none of these would have happened if you would not have learned to use the toilet propperly.

" Oh you cured cancer, Good job!" " But if you're still making in you shorts, no one is gonna have lunch with you".

So aside from the obvious, whats your crowning achievment?
Link Posted: 8/5/2005 4:42:13 AM EDT
Getting out of bed this morning will do for now.
Link Posted: 8/5/2005 4:43:08 AM EDT
My two children.
Link Posted: 8/5/2005 4:44:04 AM EDT
Well, actually it is being able to support/watch my kids grow.

Doesn't get any better than that.
Link Posted: 8/5/2005 4:45:45 AM EDT
Got into a college my dad said I could never get into.
Link Posted: 8/5/2005 4:46:39 AM EDT
Didn't die yet.
Link Posted: 8/5/2005 4:56:27 AM EDT
I've pulled two people out of the surf, possibly saving them from drowning.
Link Posted: 8/5/2005 5:05:10 AM EDT
Getting custody of my kids from my ex.
Link Posted: 8/5/2005 5:10:11 AM EDT
Learning two spelle wirds rite!
Link Posted: 8/5/2005 5:11:07 AM EDT
Hopefully being a good husband and then a good father when the baby gets here.
Link Posted: 8/5/2005 5:11:27 AM EDT
Finalizing my divorce.
Link Posted: 8/5/2005 5:17:28 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/5/2005 5:17:51 AM EDT by dvr9]
Staying single under the immense pressure to assimilate.
Link Posted: 8/5/2005 5:19:13 AM EDT
I quit sellin drugs, quit usin drugs, got my shit together and went back to college. Got a degree, a very good job and have now provided my wife and 3 kids with 2 cars (paid for), a house and the quality of living they deserve.
Link Posted: 8/5/2005 5:23:33 AM EDT
Greeaaat, I'm starting the day reminded that my life has been a waste...
Link Posted: 8/5/2005 5:25:04 AM EDT
The most important?

I'm still alive.
i'd say everything else takes a back seat to that very important accomplishment.
Link Posted: 8/5/2005 5:25:05 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Rodent:
Greeaaat, I'm starting the day reminded that my life has been a waste...



If your life has been a waste, then I should end mine now.
Link Posted: 8/5/2005 5:25:16 AM EDT
Finding ARFCOM.
Link Posted: 8/5/2005 7:11:46 AM EDT
Voting AGAINST Democrats in every election thus far in my life.
Link Posted: 8/5/2005 9:23:58 AM EDT
Got both.
Link Posted: 8/5/2005 9:52:05 AM EDT
Surviving life this far...
Link Posted: 8/5/2005 9:54:12 AM EDT
Being here is a pretty good testament.
Link Posted: 8/5/2005 9:56:29 AM EDT
Being alive, being healthy, and staying out of prison!
Link Posted: 8/5/2005 9:56:55 AM EDT


( tagged for after I learn to use the toilet properly )


Link Posted: 8/5/2005 9:58:28 AM EDT
what i consider to be my greatest accomplishment thus far would be becoming an Eagle Scout.

most important- who knows- i just try to be good to people.
Link Posted: 8/5/2005 9:59:26 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/5/2005 10:00:41 AM EDT by IAMLEGEND]
Probably legally coming to the United States and becoming a permanent resident alien.

Link Posted: 8/5/2005 9:59:46 AM EDT
No doubt about it: finding my Wife and persuading her to marry me. Boy, did I get that right.

Right up there is the fine people our children have become and always have been.

After that: Getting two engineering degrees and the knowledge that goes with them...that knowledge is a superb life-long joy.

Defeating lots of young, strong, fast guys (I'm old and fat) in our local MS 150 bike to the beach. Yeah, sure, 'its not a race'.

Having some really good friends.

Link Posted: 8/5/2005 10:03:24 AM EDT
Putting a bottle of pills down the toilet instead of down my throat.

Graduating high school would come in second.
Link Posted: 8/5/2005 10:06:37 AM EDT
Someday marrying my girlfriend. Getting INTO college.

Ben
Link Posted: 8/5/2005 10:14:36 AM EDT
murdering someone and getting away with it.
Link Posted: 8/5/2005 10:16:29 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/5/2005 10:16:43 AM EDT by GabbasaurusRex]

Originally Posted By mobius:
murdering someone and getting away with it.


Well, this WAS a good thread....hate to say it, but IBTL.
Link Posted: 8/5/2005 10:17:26 AM EDT
Thus far I would have to say my current business venture. I have develped a product from scratch and just started shipping Walmart in June. Whoo Hooo
Link Posted: 8/5/2005 10:18:21 AM EDT
surviving my teens to see my 20s.
Link Posted: 8/5/2005 10:19:38 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Dale007:
Thus far I would have to say my current business venture. I have develped a product from scratch and just started shipping Walmart in June. Whoo Hooo



You're from Michigan, not China. Walmart won't do business with you.

What is your product?
Link Posted: 8/5/2005 10:52:58 AM EDT
not screwing my ex-wifes 21 year old niece (by marriage) when i had the chance.
Link Posted: 8/5/2005 11:04:11 AM EDT
Breaking into the six figure salary, or getting the degree that made that happen, or finding the great woman that supported me during the lean times and worked to help pay for MY schooling which got me that degree and six figure income, or was it scoring that bag of pot which gave me an excuse to talk to that girl (hey, want to smoke a J after school?) that led to our marriage, which led to ......

so it must scoring that bag of pot back in 1981 which led to all the good things that happened since then, and some of you think drugs are bad. [ (my progression of hippie to marine to king of my castle).

Link Posted: 8/5/2005 11:06:32 AM EDT

Originally Posted By mrwrong:
not screwing my ex-wifes 21 year old niece (by marriage) when i had the chance.



Why is that?
If tis your EX wives niece, what would the problem be?
Link Posted: 8/5/2005 11:10:23 AM EDT
Completing the TAP/TAMP course in the military
Link Posted: 8/5/2005 11:13:21 AM EDT
Jury Foreman in a murder trial.

L.
Link Posted: 8/5/2005 11:21:36 AM EDT
Link Posted: 8/5/2005 11:24:47 AM EDT

Originally Posted By HardShell:
i2.photobucket.com/albums/y12/HardShell/RWB%20Junior/July4th2005.jpg


What a cutie.

Please don't take this the wrong way, but he looks like he could represent the Lollipop Guild.
Link Posted: 8/5/2005 11:25:25 AM EDT

Originally Posted By dvr9:

Originally Posted By Rodent:
Greeaaat, I'm starting the day reminded that my life has been a waste...



If your life has been a waste, then I should end mine now.



+ all the numbers in the world

Link Posted: 8/5/2005 11:27:21 AM EDT
Ummmmmmm.

Getting a job with a salary.



I am still working on it people.
Link Posted: 8/5/2005 11:34:54 AM EDT
Wow.

Well, I have no children and my career choice can be gratifying, it's not the end-all, be-all I thought it would be.

When I realized I was missing something in my life, and asked Jesus into it... Is that an accomplishment? If not ... I guess getting married and going to school were my biggest accomplishments.
Link Posted: 8/5/2005 3:18:57 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Specop_007:
I quit sellin drugs, quit usin drugs, got my shit together and went back to college. Got a degree, a very good job and have now provided my wife and 3 kids with 2 cars (paid for), a house and the quality of living they deserve.




Dude, good for you.
Link Posted: 8/5/2005 3:20:06 PM EDT
Becomming a LEO. Three years later a saved someone's life while on duty. I'm glad I was there to help. I love my job.
Link Posted: 8/5/2005 3:27:21 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Gunner1X:
My two children.



Don't take credit for the mailman's work.
Link Posted: 8/5/2005 3:36:24 PM EDT
supervised a River Blindness control project initial treatment program in central Africa and helped coordinate the treatment of over 60,000 people. This included getting twice briefly kidnapped by rebels who wanted to use my truck for transport.

there's nothing like having all sort of weapons pointed at you to include aks and rpgs, especially when you're unarmed and hundreds of miles away from other americans....
Link Posted: 8/5/2005 3:36:42 PM EDT
dvr9, I showed the product drawings here a coupe of years ago and was hooted down. Also it is made in a China factory for me, again. However if I made it here it would have to be retailed for $40.00 and any money I made would be paid out to employees with metacarpel syndrome.
But thanks for asking.
Link Posted: 8/5/2005 3:43:03 PM EDT
I invented the discipline of IT chi. Simliar to Tai Chi only the moves are taken from IT workers. "Shrug" "Butt Scratch" "Armpit Scratch" "Cocked head" are just a few of the moves I created.

I came up with the substitute line "walk with an erection" for "walk like an Egyptian" well before the song came out.

I was thinking out of the box before there was a box.

My next invention involving ice cream will make me rich.
Link Posted: 8/5/2005 3:44:06 PM EDT
I can't think of anything that qualifies.

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