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Posted: 6/16/2009 9:58:08 PM EST
Title says it all.

Have to buy a new bed. I enjoy sex, and sleep when I can. I've heard those type of beds are a no go if you want to have fun.
Link Posted: 6/16/2009 10:06:55 PM EST
20 views and not a response..?

There has to be a fellow arfcommer that has the bed. male and female input is appreciated
Link Posted: 6/16/2009 10:08:08 PM EST
You will be able to fap on whatever bed you get. Save your money.
Link Posted: 6/16/2009 10:09:15 PM EST
Sex is awkward at first, but you get used to it. I don't even think about the difference anymore, and I love sleeping on it.
Link Posted: 6/16/2009 10:10:44 PM EST
[Last Edit: 6/16/2009 10:11:54 PM EST by Zach556]
Originally Posted By gtpness:
You will be able to fap on whatever bed you get. Save your money.


that is part of the problem... I love to fap on the current bed. Is a 2 bed system the way to go?

Edit- oh shit, I think I'm talking myself into a seperate sex room.
Link Posted: 6/16/2009 10:14:54 PM EST
but you can put swings and shit in if you get a separate room....

Plastic on the floors, mirrors, just think of the possibilities
Link Posted: 6/16/2009 10:16:37 PM EST
Originally Posted By ragedracer1977:
but you can put swings and shit in if you get a separate room....

Plastic on the floors, mirrors, just think of the possibilities


nah.. mirrors are tacky
Link Posted: 6/16/2009 10:20:52 PM EST
Sleep Number Bed.....

Fill it up for "FUN".....

Let it out to your number to sleep.....
Link Posted: 6/16/2009 10:27:25 PM EST
Originally Posted By helogene:
Sleep Number Bed.....

Fill it up for "FUN".....

Let it out to your number to sleep.....


so it's like taking viagra and have to plan ahead of time?
Link Posted: 6/17/2009 3:59:48 AM EST
A. Not good for sex.

B. If you're a stomach sleeper, fugetaboutit.
Link Posted: 6/17/2009 4:01:17 AM EST
Originally Posted By ragedracer1977:
but you can put swings and shit in if you get a separate room....

Plastic on the floors, mirrors, just think of the possibilities



don't forget the floor drain !
Link Posted: 6/17/2009 4:11:18 AM EST
Why are they no good for sex?

Unless it is because they were designed for astronauts, and remove sex drive, like saltpeter in food.
Link Posted: 6/17/2009 4:16:10 AM EST
Originally Posted By Zach556:
20 views and not a response..?

There has to be a fellow arfcommer that has the bed. male and female input is appreciated


I'm sure one of us has the bed but SEX...... tall order. I know a guy that had sex one time..
Link Posted: 6/17/2009 4:21:12 AM EST
[Last Edit: 6/17/2009 4:27:24 AM EST by Deej86]
I wouldn't think it would be a wise idea to buy a $1000 bed when you owe child support.

I think the money could be used better, like given to the two kids you have by two different mothers, don't you think?

Edit for spelling.
Link Posted: 6/17/2009 4:25:02 AM EST
Originally Posted By Deej86:
I wouldn't think it would be a wise idea to buy a $1000 bed when you owe child support.

I think the money could be used better, like given to the two kids you have by two different mother's, don't you think?


Link Posted: 6/17/2009 4:26:03 AM EST
Originally Posted By Deej86:
I wouldn't think it would be a wise idea to buy a $1000 bed when you owe child support.

I think the money could be used better, like given to the two kids you have by two different mother's, don't you think?


^This is why I get out of bed to hit arfcom every morning.

ex_mil
Link Posted: 6/17/2009 4:28:06 AM EST
Originally Posted By Deej86:
I wouldn't think it would be a wise idea to buy a $1000 bed when you owe child support.

I think the money could be used better, like given to the two kids you have by two different mother's, don't you think?


You da' man deej!
Thanks for keeping it real

The OP should sleep on the floor
Link Posted: 6/17/2009 4:31:25 AM EST
Heh, first time I've seen deej in action.

Quiz for you deej:
Why was I confronted by a hippie?
What sort of unusual propulsion system did I see on a bicycle?
Link Posted: 6/17/2009 4:31:44 AM EST
Originally Posted By Deej86:
I wouldn't think it would be a wise idea to buy a $1000 bed when you owe child support.

I think the money could be used better, like given to the two kids you have by two different mothers, don't you think?

Edit for spelling.


Wow. Owned!
Link Posted: 6/17/2009 4:33:03 AM EST
Originally Posted By doggscube:
Heh, first time I've seen deej in action.

Quiz for you deej:
Why was I confronted by a hippie?
What sort of unusual propulsion system did I see on a bicycle?


You were at a Dave Matthews Band Concert.
You saw a motorized bicycle
Link Posted: 6/17/2009 4:35:21 AM EST

Originally Posted By Deej86:
I wouldn't think it would be a wise idea to buy a $1000 bed when you owe child support.

I think the money could be used better, like given to the two kids you have by two different mothers, don't you think?

Edit for spelling.

Zing!!!!
Link Posted: 6/17/2009 4:40:58 AM EST

Originally Posted By Deej86:
Originally Posted By doggscube:
Heh, first time I've seen deej in action.

Quiz for you deej:
Why was I confronted by a hippie?
What sort of unusual propulsion system did I see on a bicycle?


You were at a Dave Matthews Band Concert.
You saw a motorized bicycle

Nope on DMB.
Yes, there was a motor, but how was it propelled?

Link Posted: 6/17/2009 4:45:27 AM EST
Originally Posted By doggscube:

Originally Posted By Deej86:
Originally Posted By doggscube:
Heh, first time I've seen deej in action.

Quiz for you deej:
Why was I confronted by a hippie?
What sort of unusual propulsion system did I see on a bicycle?


You were at a Dave Matthews Band Concert.
You saw a motorized bicycle

Nope on DMB.
Yes, there was a motor, but how was it propelled?


He was pedaling super quick?
Link Posted: 6/17/2009 4:48:10 AM EST
Originally Posted By Deej86:
I wouldn't think it would be a wise idea to buy a $1000 bed when you owe child support.

I think the money could be used better, like given to the two kids you have by two different mothers, don't you think?

Edit for spelling.


Well done Sir........
Link Posted: 6/17/2009 4:50:08 AM EST
Originally Posted By Zach556:
I enjoy sex.


Apparently you do......

Link Posted: 6/17/2009 4:51:16 AM EST
Originally Posted By ex_mil:
Originally Posted By Deej86:
I wouldn't think it would be a wise idea to buy a $1000 bed when you owe child support.

I think the money could be used better, like given to the two kids you have by two different mother's, don't you think?


^This is why I get out of bed to hit arfcom every morning.

ex_mil


agreed. Right outta left field too...ZING!

Link Posted: 6/17/2009 4:53:58 AM EST
Lots of folks don't like them. Too hot. Google it up.
Link Posted: 6/17/2009 4:54:32 AM EST

Originally Posted By ragedracer1977:
but you can put swings and shit in if you get a separate room....

Plastic on the floors, mirrors, just think of the possibilities

plastic hell just tile the whole room and put a drain in the center just hose down when you're done.
Link Posted: 6/17/2009 4:54:52 AM EST

Originally Posted By AFARR:
Originally Posted By Zach556:
I enjoy sex.


Apparently you do......


Yeah, the two kids plus the avatar of a lumberjack humping a brown bear...


Link Posted: 6/17/2009 5:00:02 AM EST
Originally Posted By Deej86:
I wouldn't think it would be a wise idea to buy a $1000 bed when you owe child support.

I think the money could be used better, like given to the two kids you have by two different mothers, don't you think?

Edit for spelling.


Owned!
Link Posted: 6/17/2009 5:01:14 AM EST
Originally Posted By Kuraki:
Sex is awkward at first, but you get used to it. I don't even think about the difference anymore, and I love sleeping on it.



+1
Link Posted: 6/17/2009 5:07:31 AM EST
Originally Posted By Deej86:
I wouldn't think it would be a wise idea to buy a $1000 bed when you owe child support.

I think the money could be used better, like given to the two kids you have by two different mothers, don't you think?

Edit for spelling.




Link Posted: 6/17/2009 5:07:39 AM EST
Deejed
Link Posted: 6/17/2009 5:10:31 AM EST
Originally Posted By Deej86:
I wouldn't think it would be a wise idea to buy a $1000 bed when you owe child support.

I think the money could be used better, like given to the two kids you have by two different mothers, don't you think?

Edit for spelling.



That is going to leave a mark......
Link Posted: 6/17/2009 5:13:09 AM EST
Sleep number beds suck for the sex too. Especially if the wife sleeps with a low number and you have a high number.
Link Posted: 6/17/2009 5:14:51 AM EST
Ouch!

I was last post in that thread and I forgot about it...

Hail all mighty Deej!
Link Posted: 6/17/2009 5:17:37 AM EST
[Last Edit: 6/17/2009 5:18:59 AM EST by KG5S]
Originally Posted By krpind:
Originally Posted By Deej86:
I wouldn't think it would be a wise idea to buy a $1000 bed when you owe child support.

I think the money could be used better, like given to the two kids you have by two different mothers, don't you think?

Edit for spelling.



That is going to leave a mark......



POW SMACK.......you didn't see that one cuming !
Link Posted: 6/17/2009 5:26:56 AM EST
Originally Posted By KG5S:



POW SMACK.......you didn't see that one cuming !


Freudian slip or intentional?
Link Posted: 6/17/2009 5:51:58 AM EST
Originally Posted By Deej86:
I wouldn't think it would be a wise idea to buy a $1000 bed when you owe child support.

I think the money could be used better, like given to the two kids you have by two different mothers, don't you think?


Oh Schnap!

Dayamn Booooooey! You got 86'd!

Link Posted: 6/17/2009 5:55:51 AM EST
[Last Edit: 6/17/2009 6:07:09 AM EST by Quarterbore]
Originally Posted By Deej86:
I wouldn't think it would be a wise idea to buy a $1000 bed when you owe child support.

I think the money could be used better, like given to the two kids you have by two different mothers, don't you think?

Edit for spelling.


In

Better yet, use the money to disconect the twins from the man!
Link Posted: 6/17/2009 6:00:07 AM EST
You are correct, GREAT or sleeping, but its hard to get traction and maintain the proper angle.

I usually just stand up at the edge of the bed and hammer away...
Link Posted: 6/17/2009 6:00:08 AM EST
[Last Edit: 6/17/2009 6:00:25 AM EST by buckmaw]
oop... double tap
Link Posted: 6/17/2009 6:01:39 AM EST

Originally Posted By Deej86:
I wouldn't think it would be a wise idea to buy a $1000 bed when you owe child support.

I think the money could be used better, like given to the two kids you have by two different mothers, don't you think?

Edit for spelling.


Link Posted: 6/17/2009 6:05:55 AM EST
I'm so happy I opened this thread.
Link Posted: 6/17/2009 6:17:02 AM EST
^^ me too.
Link Posted: 6/17/2009 6:22:39 AM EST
My GF has one. It takes a little getting used to but it's fine. Makes me sleep well too.
Link Posted: 6/17/2009 6:26:26 AM EST
Deej ownage is swift and fierce.


Link Posted: 6/17/2009 6:32:54 AM EST
Originally Posted By SS109:
Sleep number beds suck for the sex too. Especially if the wife sleeps with a low number and you have a high number.


Just put both sides on 70 or so and your good to go.
For the OP, my wife and I are looking at getting one. If you goto a Relax The Back store they have their own version and it seems more comfortable. Temperpedics used to be hot but they now use a different cover which is much cooler than the heat traps they used to use. Never had sex on one though.

Link Posted: 6/17/2009 6:34:20 AM EST
[Last Edit: 6/17/2009 6:35:44 AM EST by duckcmmndr]
Originally Posted By Deej86:
I wouldn't think it would be a wise idea to buy a $1000 bed when you owe child support.

I think the money could be used better, like given to the two kids you have by two different mothers, don't you think?

Edit for spelling.




In on one.
Link Posted: 6/17/2009 6:34:55 AM EST
Ancient technology wins, with a water bed you get 2 thrusts back for every 1 you put in. From an efficiency perspective it can't be beat.
Link Posted: 6/17/2009 6:34:55 AM EST
It will definitely take the bounce back / jackhammer effect away that we used to have with the old conventional spring mattress. When "at speed" the drive down & bounce back could equal some rapid cycle crazy time for a big wrap up.

Memory foam bed, no bounce back and not as much fun.

Also as noted, they are HOT to sleep on.

put me down as "Not a Fan"

BIGGER_HAMMER


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