Firearms related or not.  Just curious.

I was having a dream I was having really good sex and then I woke up.

Got out of my upper bunk bed, went to the bathroom and took a piss.  Turned off the light and came back to my bed.  Climbed up into the bunk to see I was already in my bunk, sleeping.

BOOM!

That woke me up.  I had dreamt I was awake and had walked around the house, and I couldn't distinguish it from reality.

I had a purple teletubby chasing after me. I crawled into a cave to hide, but he followed me so I curled up and hid and he went by me. Woke up in a cold sweat!!  Wished I would've been packin'...[}:D]

I don't think that you can kill a purple Teletubby.  It is better that you were not packing or you would of had one of those dreams were you keep shooting and they don't go down.

Out hunting dinosaurs , once I would get the shot lined up and every weapon would malfunction ... damn it missed a trophy T-Rex .

I dreamt I was at the House I grew up in as a child..  all my dreams involving homes that I lived are always at that house... I was delivering papers as I did.. and was collecting for monies On a Saturday morning...  Lilly Munster answered the door when I knocked and told me to come in...  somehow she enticed me to the bedroom where she
tied me to her bed...  she forced all her almost floor length hair in my mouth and down my throat....  She then went to sleep, something to do with conditioning her hair..
I had to do this every week for her, or she threatened to feed my Dog to spot...  [rolleyes]