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Posted: 2/11/2006 12:35:40 PM EDT
Just wondering.
Link Posted: 2/11/2006 12:36:01 PM EDT
abstinence
Link Posted: 2/11/2006 12:36:09 PM EDT
Dont have sex.
Link Posted: 2/11/2006 12:36:29 PM EDT
butt sex
Link Posted: 2/11/2006 12:36:31 PM EDT
suicide
Link Posted: 2/11/2006 12:36:44 PM EDT
Jerking off.
Link Posted: 2/11/2006 12:36:55 PM EDT
An asperin tablet.



The woman holds it between her knees.
Link Posted: 2/11/2006 12:38:31 PM EDT
"coitus' interuptus"
Link Posted: 2/11/2006 12:39:57 PM EDT
I'm sure you already know, When you drop trou, and the girl points at you junk, and covers her mouth, and laughs, YOU DON"T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT GETTING HER PREGNANT THAT NIGHT.
Link Posted: 2/11/2006 12:40:15 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/11/2006 12:42:36 PM EDT by TheCynic]
I hear that being repulsive to women seems to work pretty well.
Link Posted: 2/11/2006 12:40:20 PM EDT
pregnancy
Link Posted: 2/11/2006 12:40:29 PM EDT
Ugly people, even though some still get the chance to breed.
Link Posted: 2/11/2006 12:40:32 PM EDT
There are at least two other holes, by my count, that won't get contaminated with demon hellspawn.
Link Posted: 2/11/2006 12:41:08 PM EDT
Define best.

If best means no pregnancy, no matter what, then no sex is the answer.

If best means best sex with the lowest chance of pregnancy, then the pill is probably the best... assuming you're taggin' one woman who you trust.
Link Posted: 2/11/2006 12:41:30 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/11/2006 12:47:42 PM EDT by Gunplay]
The pill. It works great. .1% failure rate if you’re smart enough to take it everyday.
Link Posted: 2/11/2006 12:41:49 PM EDT
Surgery.
Link Posted: 2/11/2006 12:41:59 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/11/2006 12:43:02 PM EDT by BangStick1]
The pill or sterilization. All of the fun, none of the worries.

Oh crap! I said the 'P' word!
Link Posted: 2/11/2006 12:42:33 PM EDT
tape this on your headboard:



Link Posted: 2/11/2006 12:42:54 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Gungho_1989:
abstinence



+1000
Link Posted: 2/11/2006 12:43:03 PM EDT
FOTF.........finish on the face
Link Posted: 2/11/2006 12:43:36 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Gunplay:
The pill. It works great.



Fucks with some womenz's hormones though.

Some actually lose the sex drive...
Link Posted: 2/11/2006 12:44:19 PM EDT

Originally Posted By grizzlyarms:
tape this on your headboard:



www.cnn.com/SPECIALS/1999/yearinreview/top.stories/01/link.hillary.clinton.jpg



Link Posted: 2/11/2006 12:45:13 PM EDT
Link Posted: 2/11/2006 12:46:34 PM EDT
Marriage. After which, she will lose all sex drive, and then so will you...
Link Posted: 2/11/2006 12:46:44 PM EDT

Originally Posted By VooDoo3dfx:

Originally Posted By Gunplay:
The pill. It works great.



Fucks with some womenz's hormones though.

Some actually lose the sex drive...



I've heard that, though it has certainly not been my experience.

Sometimes you have to shop around to find the right one.
Link Posted: 2/11/2006 12:49:51 PM EDT

Originally Posted By piccolo:
An asperin tablet.



The woman holds it between her knees.



took me a second to think about it, then I got it.

Seriously, abstinence. Next, vasectomy, woman with ovaries removed, man wearing condom. Beyond that, woman on pill, man wearing condom.
Link Posted: 2/11/2006 12:50:53 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Gunplay:

Originally Posted By VooDoo3dfx:

Originally Posted By Gunplay:
The pill. It works great.



Fucks with some womenz's hormones though.

Some actually lose the sex drive...



I've heard that, though it has certainly not been my experience.

Sometimes you have to shop around to find the right one.



my ex grew a cup size and was hornier than I was, it was great.
Link Posted: 2/11/2006 12:51:20 PM EDT
Swallow, it keeps the Stork away.
Link Posted: 2/11/2006 12:51:49 PM EDT

Originally Posted By TheRedHorseman:
my ex grew a cup size and was hornier than I was, it was great.



Wtf?

What on earth was she on?
Link Posted: 2/11/2006 12:56:50 PM EDT

Originally Posted By TheRedHorseman:

Originally Posted By Gunplay:

Originally Posted By VooDoo3dfx:

Originally Posted By Gunplay:
The pill. It works great.



Fucks with some womenz's hormones though.

Some actually lose the sex drive...



I've heard that, though it has certainly not been my experience.

Sometimes you have to shop around to find the right one.



my ex grew a cup size and was hornier than I was, it was great.



+2
Link Posted: 2/11/2006 12:58:22 PM EDT

Originally Posted By VooDoo3dfx:

Originally Posted By TheRedHorseman:
my ex grew a cup size and was hornier than I was, it was great.



Wtf?

What on earth was she on?



Don't remember the brands, but it effects women differently so there is some trial and error.
Link Posted: 2/11/2006 1:01:11 PM EDT
Isn't "birth control" another one of those malapropisms? Shouldn't it be death control...I thought birth control was when the woman was delivering the baby and her spouse would help her relax and she would control her breathing and push at the right time...
Link Posted: 2/11/2006 1:08:07 PM EDT
My wife and I have been married for nearly 4 years. We have no kids.

We agree that the best birth control is the toy department of Wal-Mart a month before Christmas.

Link Posted: 2/11/2006 1:09:06 PM EDT

Originally Posted By johnrj:
Isn't "birth control" another one of those malapropisms? Shouldn't it be death control...I thought birth control was when the woman was delivering the baby and her spouse would help her relax and she would control her breathing and push at the right time...



preventing conception is the same as killing a baby now?

wow some of you anti abortion guys have gone off the deep end
Link Posted: 2/11/2006 1:10:37 PM EDT

Originally Posted By TheRedHorseman:
preventing conception is the same as killing a baby now?



Only if you're Catholic
Link Posted: 2/11/2006 1:11:29 PM EDT

Originally Posted By The_Reaper:

Originally Posted By TheRedHorseman:
preventing conception is the same as killing a baby now?



Only if you're Catholic



becaaaause every sperm is sacred.......
Link Posted: 2/11/2006 1:14:04 PM EDT
Pull out
Link Posted: 2/11/2006 1:17:16 PM EDT
For women there are several types that are currnetly available. Abstinence is probably the most effective method.

Temp
pills
condoms
patches
creams/suppositories/films
diaphagm
nuvaring

Semi temp
IUD
Depo provera

Permanent
Essure
Tubal ligation
Hysterectomy

For men.
Vasectomy
Condoms
Link Posted: 2/11/2006 1:18:01 PM EDT

Originally Posted By glock1974:
Pull out



You would have better luck playing Russian Roulette.
Link Posted: 2/11/2006 1:19:48 PM EDT

Originally Posted By TheRedHorseman:

Originally Posted By The_Reaper:

Originally Posted By TheRedHorseman:
preventing conception is the same as killing a baby now?



Only if you're Catholic



becaaaause every sperm is sacred.......



Then why are there so many of them? And why aren't eggs held sacred? And if you shoot her in the face with it, that would be bad too, right? They're still going to waste, what if she swallows is that considered cannabalism? That's frowned upon too isn't it?
Link Posted: 2/11/2006 1:25:54 PM EDT

Originally Posted By whs78:

Originally Posted By TheRedHorseman:

Originally Posted By The_Reaper:

Originally Posted By TheRedHorseman:
preventing conception is the same as killing a baby now?



Only if you're Catholic



becaaaause every sperm is sacred.......



Then why are there so many of them? And why aren't eggs held sacred? And if you shoot her in the face with it, that would be bad too, right? They're still going to waste, what if she swallows is that considered cannabalism? That's frowned upon too isn't it?

Depends on what she does with it after that
Link Posted: 2/11/2006 1:29:15 PM EDT
Link Posted: 2/11/2006 1:29:51 PM EDT

Originally Posted By prk:
Just wondering.



if you want an honest answer id say both the pill and a good strong condom. The pill may have only a 1% chance of pregnancy but ive heard of people getting pregnant anyway. Also if you are not a condom guy and prefer to 'play in the rain' then spermicide is an acceptable alternative. Either way, try to use more than one layer of defense.
Link Posted: 2/11/2006 1:33:21 PM EDT

Originally Posted By MRW:
-snip-



My question then is...

Women tend to be at their horniest during their ovulating cycle, as in... its the best time to get laid to procreate. Correct?

Wouldn't this mean, that the woman wouldn't be horny enough to want to have sex?

Just wonderin.. I've heard the ovulating cycle statement before, just never been able to ask about it.
Link Posted: 2/11/2006 1:35:41 PM EDT

Originally Posted By MRW:
Natural family planning as taught by the Catholics. Teaches a woman how to understand her monthly cycle and discover the times when she is fertile. Then don't have sex when she is fertile. Does not involve anything invasive such as surgery, or condoms, or perverted sex, or "the pill", which has been shown to PERMANENTLY destroy the woman's sex drive, damage her eyesight, and make her fat (just what you wanted, right? a frigid, blind, fat woman)

It works the other way too. If you ever decide to have a kid, you know exactly when the chances are best, so it's a good education for everyone.

You do not have to be Catholic to take the training. It is basically a scientific sex-ed course dealing with female fertility.

Been using it for 7 years and it works if you follow the rules (last kid born 5 years ago was a result of NOT following the rules)

Google "couple to couple league"



You know what you call folks who use this method? Parents!

Much easier just to use a damn rubber than try to keep track of which days she's fertile -- assuming she's tracking that shit correctly in the first place.
Link Posted: 2/11/2006 1:40:39 PM EDT

Originally Posted By whs78:

Originally Posted By TheRedHorseman:

Originally Posted By The_Reaper:

Originally Posted By TheRedHorseman:
preventing conception is the same as killing a baby now?



Only if you're Catholic



becaaaause every sperm is sacred.......



Then why are there so many of them? And why aren't eggs held sacred? And if you shoot her in the face with it, that would be bad too, right? They're still going to waste, what if she swallows is that considered cannabalism? That's frowned upon too isn't it?



But if you're dumb enough to think pregnancy can result either way, God will forgive you; Thank you, Jesus. I hope that wasn't blasphemy.
Link Posted: 2/11/2006 1:44:35 PM EDT
phone sex?
Link Posted: 2/11/2006 1:47:48 PM EDT
The old pull & pray of course.
Link Posted: 2/11/2006 1:48:35 PM EDT

Originally Posted By MRW:
Natural family planning as taught by the Catholics. Teaches a woman how to understand her monthly cycle and discover the times when she is fertile. Then don't have sex when she is fertile. Does not involve anything invasive such as surgery, or condoms, or perverted sex, or "the pill", which has been shown to PERMANENTLY destroy the woman's sex drive, damage her eyesight, and make her fat (just what you wanted, right? a frigid, blind, fat woman)

{snip}



hmmm, my wife can't get enough, her eyesight has been the same for the last 10 years, and definitely not fat.

So, show some studies (supported and replicated) backing up your statement..
Link Posted: 2/11/2006 1:51:18 PM EDT
Keep it in your pants
Link Posted: 2/11/2006 1:52:29 PM EDT

Originally Posted By TheCynic:
I hear that being repulsive to women seems to work pretty well.



Works for me!
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