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Posted: 2/11/2006 12:36:01 PM EDT
[#1]
abstinence
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Posted: 2/11/2006 12:36:09 PM EDT
[#2]
Dont have sex.
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Posted: 2/11/2006 12:36:29 PM EDT
[#3]
butt sex
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Posted: 2/11/2006 12:36:31 PM EDT
[#4]
suicide
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Posted: 2/11/2006 12:36:44 PM EDT
[#5]
Jerking off.
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Posted: 2/11/2006 12:36:55 PM EDT
[#6]
An asperin tablet.
The woman holds it between her knees. |
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Posted: 2/11/2006 12:38:31 PM EDT
[#7]
"coitus' interuptus"
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Posted: 2/11/2006 12:39:57 PM EDT
[#8]
I'm sure you already know, When you drop trou, and the girl points at you junk, and covers her mouth, and laughs, YOU DON"T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT GETTING HER PREGNANT THAT NIGHT.
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Posted: 2/11/2006 12:40:15 PM EDT
[#9]
I hear that being repulsive to women seems to work pretty well.
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Posted: 2/11/2006 12:40:20 PM EDT
[#10]
pregnancy
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Posted: 2/11/2006 12:40:29 PM EDT
[#11]
Ugly people, even though some still get the chance to breed.
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Posted: 2/11/2006 12:40:32 PM EDT
[#12]
There are at least two other holes, by my count, that won't get contaminated with demon hellspawn.
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Posted: 2/11/2006 12:41:08 PM EDT
[#13]
Define best.
If best means no pregnancy, no matter what, then no sex is the answer. If best means best sex with the lowest chance of pregnancy, then the pill is probably the best... assuming you're taggin' one woman who you trust. 
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Posted: 2/11/2006 12:41:30 PM EDT
[#14]
The pill. It works great. .1% failure rate if you’re smart enough to take it everyday.
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Posted: 2/11/2006 12:41:49 PM EDT
[#15]
Surgery.
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Posted: 2/11/2006 12:41:59 PM EDT
[#16]
The pill or sterilization. All of the fun, none of the worries.
Oh crap! I said the 'P' word! 
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Posted: 2/11/2006 12:42:33 PM EDT
[#17]
tape this on your headboard:
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Posted: 2/11/2006 12:42:54 PM EDT
[#18]
+1000 |
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Posted: 2/11/2006 12:43:03 PM EDT
[#19]
FOTF.........finish on the face
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Posted: 2/11/2006 12:43:36 PM EDT
[#20]
Fucks with some womenz's hormones though. Some actually lose the sex drive...
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Posted: 2/11/2006 12:44:19 PM EDT
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Posted: 2/11/2006 12:45:13 PM EDT
[#22]
Your sock
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Posted: 2/11/2006 12:46:34 PM EDT
[#23]
Marriage. After which, she will lose all sex drive, and then so will you...
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Posted: 2/11/2006 12:46:44 PM EDT
[#24]
I've heard that, though it has certainly not been my experience. Sometimes you have to shop around to find the right one. |
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Posted: 2/11/2006 12:49:51 PM EDT
[#25]
 took me a second to think about it, then I got it.Seriously, abstinence. Next, vasectomy, woman with ovaries removed, man wearing condom. Beyond that, woman on pill, man wearing condom. |
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Posted: 2/11/2006 12:50:53 PM EDT
[#26]
my ex grew a cup size and was hornier than I was, it was great. |
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Posted: 2/11/2006 12:51:20 PM EDT
[#27]
Swallow, it keeps the Stork away.
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Posted: 2/11/2006 12:51:49 PM EDT
[#28]
Wtf? What on earth was she on? |
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Posted: 2/11/2006 12:56:50 PM EDT
[#29]
+2 |
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Posted: 2/11/2006 12:58:22 PM EDT
[#30]
Don't remember the brands, but it effects women differently so there is some trial and error. |
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Posted: 2/11/2006 1:01:11 PM EDT
[#31]
Isn't "birth control" another one of those malapropisms? Shouldn't it be death control...I thought birth control was when the woman was delivering the baby and her spouse would help her relax and she would control her breathing and push at the right time...
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Posted: 2/11/2006 1:08:07 PM EDT
[#32]
My wife and I have been married for nearly 4 years. We have no kids.
We agree that the best birth control is the toy department of Wal-Mart a month before Christmas. |
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Posted: 2/11/2006 1:09:06 PM EDT
[#33]
preventing conception is the same as killing a baby now? wow some of you anti abortion guys have gone off the deep end |
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Posted: 2/11/2006 1:10:37 PM EDT
[#34]
Only if you're Catholic |
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Posted: 2/11/2006 1:11:29 PM EDT
[#35]
becaaaause every sperm is sacred....... |
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Posted: 2/11/2006 1:14:04 PM EDT
[#36]
Pull out
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Posted: 2/11/2006 1:17:16 PM EDT
[#37]
For women there are several types that are currnetly available. Abstinence is probably the most effective method.
Temp pills condoms patches creams/suppositories/films diaphagm nuvaring Semi temp IUD Depo provera Permanent Essure Tubal ligation Hysterectomy For men. Vasectomy Condoms |
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Posted: 2/11/2006 1:18:01 PM EDT
[#38]
You would have better luck playing Russian Roulette. |
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Posted: 2/11/2006 1:19:48 PM EDT
[#39]
Then why are there so many of them? And why aren't eggs held sacred? And if you shoot her in the face with it, that would be bad too, right? They're still going to waste, what if she swallows is that considered cannabalism? That's frowned upon too isn't it? |
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Posted: 2/11/2006 1:25:54 PM EDT
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Posted: 2/11/2006 1:29:15 PM EDT
[#41]
Natural family planning as taught by the Catholics. Teaches a woman how to understand her monthly cycle and discover the times when she is fertile. Then don't have sex when she is fertile. Does not involve anything invasive such as surgery, or condoms, or perverted sex, or "the pill", which has been shown to PERMANENTLY destroy the woman's sex drive, damage her eyesight, and make her fat (just what you wanted, right? a frigid, blind, fat woman)
It works the other way too. If you ever decide to have a kid, you know exactly when the chances are best, so it's a good education for everyone. You do not have to be Catholic to take the training. It is basically a scientific sex-ed course dealing with female fertility. Been using it for 7 years and it works if you follow the rules (last kid born 5 years ago was a result of NOT following the rules) Google "couple to couple league" |
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Posted: 2/11/2006 1:29:51 PM EDT
[#42]
if you want an honest answer id say both the pill and a good strong condom. The pill may have only a 1% chance of pregnancy but ive heard of people getting pregnant anyway. Also if you are not a condom guy and prefer to 'play in the rain' then spermicide is an acceptable alternative. Either way, try to use more than one layer of defense. |
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Posted: 2/11/2006 1:33:21 PM EDT
[#43]
My question then is... Women tend to be at their horniest during their ovulating cycle, as in... its the best time to get laid to procreate. Correct? Wouldn't this mean, that the woman wouldn't be horny enough to want to have sex? Just wonderin.. I've heard the ovulating cycle statement before, just never been able to ask about it. |
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Posted: 2/11/2006 1:35:41 PM EDT
[#44]
You know what you call folks who use this method? Parents! Much easier just to use a damn rubber than try to keep track of which days she's fertile -- assuming she's tracking that shit correctly in the first place. |
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Posted: 2/11/2006 1:40:39 PM EDT
[#45]
But if you're dumb enough to think pregnancy can result either way, God will forgive you; Thank you, Jesus. I hope that wasn't blasphemy. |
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Posted: 2/11/2006 1:44:35 PM EDT
[#46]
phone sex?
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Posted: 2/11/2006 1:47:48 PM EDT
[#47]
The old pull & pray of course.
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Posted: 2/11/2006 1:48:35 PM EDT
[#48]
hmmm, my wife can't get enough, her eyesight has been the same for the last 10 years, and definitely not fat. So, show some studies (supported and replicated) backing up your statement.. |
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Posted: 2/11/2006 1:51:18 PM EDT
[#49]
Keep it in your pants
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Posted: 2/11/2006 1:52:29 PM EDT
[#50]
Works for me! |
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