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Posted: 6/18/2002 10:03:49 AM EDT
Watched "Armageddon" again for the umpteened time. After the movie, my friends and I, started talking about what would we do if we knew we were gonna die in eighteen days. To put a spin on it, only our little group would know life would end in eighteen days. Here's what I would do:

No sense in going to work the next day.
Schedule out eighteen things that make me happy and do them one by one.
On the last day, get my friends and my family together for one last barbeque.
Sit back and watch the end of the world with a Jack & Coke in hand.

Link Posted: 6/18/2002 10:09:23 AM EDT
[#1]
Naaah!....I dial 911 and let them deal with it.
Link Posted: 6/18/2002 10:10:22 AM EDT
[#2]
Do you mean that just you would know that there were only 18 days left or would everybody?  If you mean everybody you can forget about the fun family times as there will be world panic, hysteria, and mass eruptions of violence.  I would bunker down to wait for the bandits and see how many kills I could get in.  I just realized I need more ammo also.  
Thanks for reminding me.
Bill3508
Link Posted: 6/18/2002 10:10:37 AM EDT
[#3]
The first thought that comes to mind is "what does it matter what I do if I'm going to die in 18 days regardless?"

the_reject
Link Posted: 6/18/2002 10:18:24 AM EDT
[#4]
Run around in circles looking for my vestigial tail.
Link Posted: 6/18/2002 10:18:41 AM EDT
[#5]
Link Posted: 6/18/2002 10:20:01 AM EDT
[#6]
Buy a lot of Viagra.
Link Posted: 6/18/2002 10:21:43 AM EDT
[#7]
I certainly wouldn't go on a seventeen day diet!
[beer]
Link Posted: 6/18/2002 10:23:10 AM EDT
[#8]
Quoted:
Book a 21 day cruise on your credit card.[:)]
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I just came back from a 7 day cruise through Mexico. Being on a cruise ship when the end comes sounds kinda cool, though. :)
Link Posted: 6/18/2002 10:26:28 AM EDT
[#9]
call in sick.;)
call everyone i ever cared about and tell them so.
run up a tab on my credit card.
proposition any woman who catches my eye.
have a party for my friends and family.
feed my dogs filet of sirloin every day.
Link Posted: 6/18/2002 10:29:36 AM EDT
[#10]
Road trip!
Link Posted: 6/18/2002 10:30:32 AM EDT
[#11]
Link Posted: 6/18/2002 10:30:32 AM EDT
[#12]
Link Posted: 6/18/2002 10:32:09 AM EDT
[#13]
Link Posted: 6/18/2002 10:36:11 AM EDT
[#14]
Quoted:
Quoted:

call everyone i ever cared about and tell them so.
proposition [b]the[/b] woman who catches my eye.
have a party for my friends and family.
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There is no need for you to wait until you have ONLY 18 days to live to do these 3 things.
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Sounds like every Saturday.
Link Posted: 6/18/2002 10:44:25 AM EDT
[#15]
On second thought and before all hell break loose..

1- I will try to have Israel and palestinians to sign a peace treaty. (I am dreaming)

2- To have ETH and Garandman to kiss and make up.

3- Get a mega size bottle of Viagra and head for the best whore house in the State.
Link Posted: 6/18/2002 10:55:08 AM EDT
[#16]
[s]Loadup with weapons and march on DC and finally get things sorted out before our death.[/s]

Hmm.  Go to the nearest Naval Base and test drive a hovercraft.  Go visit the nearest Air Force base and test drive an F15. (should do this last. [;)])

I'll think of some more stuff...
Link Posted: 6/18/2002 11:02:38 AM EDT
[#17]
Quoted:
Buy a lot of Viagra.
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And wash it down with beer...[beer]
Link Posted: 6/18/2002 11:22:48 AM EDT
[#18]
I would take my family camping in northern Arizona.  
Link Posted: 6/18/2002 11:47:21 AM EDT
[#19]
All the wrong people get one last chance to see me.  I'll leave the world a better place.
Link Posted: 6/18/2002 11:49:59 AM EDT
[#20]
Link Posted: 6/18/2002 12:03:28 PM EDT
[#21]
Quoted:

Hmm.  Go to the nearest Naval Base and test drive a hovercraft.  Go visit the nearest Air Force base and test drive an F15. (should do this last. [;)])

I'll think of some more stuff...
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I was thinking the same thing. I'll be going down to West Coast Toys in SF and "borrowing" one of their Ferrari 550M or a 360 Modena. I don't know how to fly, so taking an F-15 would be an exercise in futility. :)
Link Posted: 6/18/2002 12:19:18 PM EDT
[#22]
Ferrari of Seattle

nuf said
Link Posted: 6/18/2002 12:25:31 PM EDT
[#23]
Pull the cover off of the 250 SWB in the garage and put the hammer down. Then I would put it back under the tarp and wish I hadn't driven it at all, 'cause you never really know if it's going to be lights out or not.

Of course if it's really lights out, well, then the mileage wouldn't matter. It would be time for sex on the hood.
Link Posted: 6/18/2002 12:47:06 PM EDT
[#24]
Simple.  Bang every chick in sight, spend one last time at the range, get extremely drunk then kiss my ass goodbye.
Link Posted: 6/18/2002 12:51:02 PM EDT
[#25]
Quoted:
All the wrong people get one last chance to see me.  I'll leave the world a better place.
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[:D] Lock and load....
Link Posted: 6/18/2002 12:58:13 PM EDT
[#26]
Move back to East Germany: Everything happens 80 years later there. :)
Link Posted: 6/18/2002 1:04:12 PM EDT
[#27]
Link Posted: 6/18/2002 1:10:20 PM EDT
[#28]
Go up to the Catskills and fish all the famous trout streams.
Link Posted: 6/18/2002 1:17:42 PM EDT
[#29]

[b]AND ON THE 19TH DAY.., SAYETH THE LORD[/b]




[b]HAA HAA FOOLD YA'LL [:D][/b]
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