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Posted: 4/12/2001 2:11:54 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/12/2001 2:13:02 PM EDT by Ken]
The anti-gun lobby has snuck a bill through congress .The government has decided that a maximum of 2 pistols and 2 rifles will be allowed to be owned by civilians. What do you do..which guns do you keep?  
Link Posted: 4/12/2001 2:14:46 PM EDT
I will develop 73 personalities before the sun sets, so I will be in STRICT compliance with the new laws......
Link Posted: 4/12/2001 2:17:39 PM EDT
Link Posted: 4/12/2001 2:19:53 PM EDT
Woo hoo! That would mean I still could get another 10/22 and .38!
Link Posted: 4/12/2001 2:20:45 PM EDT
Link Posted: 4/12/2001 2:21:47 PM EDT
CavVet;
I heard about you guys, so I figure you already got the personalities. That makes about 140 guns...
Link Posted: 4/12/2001 2:48:12 PM EDT
I'd buy more ammo.
Link Posted: 4/12/2001 3:14:10 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Gunslinger:
I'd buy more ammo.
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ditto  [heavy]
Link Posted: 4/12/2001 3:20:09 PM EDT
Guns? What guns?
Link Posted: 4/12/2001 5:40:15 PM EDT
Haha!

It'll never happen, but if it did my dog Molly will own 2 guns, my cat Casper will won 2 guns, my fish Butthead will own 2 guns etc.

If dogs have been known to get credit cards...
Link Posted: 4/12/2001 5:58:25 PM EDT
The government has decided that a maximum of 2 pistols and 2 rifles will be allowed to be owned by civilians.
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'Ya mean all 250,000,000 US civilians are going to have to share 2 rifles and 2 pistols?  Crap.  I call weekends!

What do you do..which guns do you keep?
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I assume this is one of those 'government confiscation' scenarios?  If so, I keep them all.  Challenge the law in federal court on the 5th and make a bunch of lawmakers look like idiots for passing an unconstitutional piece of monkey dung.
Link Posted: 4/13/2001 1:15:15 AM EDT
EVER HEAR THE OLE ADDAGE?

"USE EM, OR LOOSE EM?"
Link Posted: 4/13/2001 1:16:04 AM EDT
[img]http://theguyshome.homestead.com/files/MattCombat.jpg[/img]
Link Posted: 4/13/2001 1:23:55 AM EDT
 Andreusan has just voiced the solution to the dilemma!
 Truer words were never spoken sir.

 Chuck
Link Posted: 4/13/2001 1:28:52 AM EDT
Originally Posted By 300ydClean:
 Andreusan has just voiced the solution to the dilemma!
 Truer words were never spoken sir.

 Chuck
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Thank you!
Link Posted: 4/13/2001 7:37:05 AM EDT
HECK I only OWN 2 rifles and 1 pistol anyway...  
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"I sold the others years ago"...


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