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Posted: 11/14/2012 1:59:44 PM EST
Colonies tell the "king" to piss up a rope
Link Posted: 11/14/2012 2:01:33 PM EST
There would be tards on Brownbess.com saying the nation was toast before the first shot was even fired.
Link Posted: 11/14/2012 2:01:46 PM EST
Accounts would be locked for advocating the violent overthrow of the government.
Link Posted: 11/14/2012 2:02:59 PM EST
Link Posted: 11/14/2012 2:12:40 PM EST
Their version of ebay would include a section for buying and selling people.
Link Posted: 11/14/2012 2:15:57 PM EST
The winter at Valley Forge would has been less miserable. Internet porn would have distracted the starving soldiers.
Link Posted: 11/14/2012 2:28:33 PM EST
Everyone would have been too busy face-booking, texting, arguing on discussion boards sexting, and looking at french porn. to rebel.
Link Posted: 11/14/2012 2:31:17 PM EST
Internet is unpossible without America. Steel, locomotives, railroads, electricity, semiconductors –– none of these would have come to be under any other government.
Link Posted: 11/14/2012 2:32:40 PM EST
What? No poll? This thread sucks. Ban liberty, for the children.
Link Posted: 11/14/2012 2:34:59 PM EST
The founding fathers would be too busy surfing than advocating against the king.

Heck, some of them would be looking at pron.
Link Posted: 11/14/2012 2:35:22 PM EST
[Last Edit: 11/14/2012 4:22:40 PM EST by Windustsearch]
Britain; "Well U better pay up on teh txz"
Colonies; "Fags, LOL"
France; "LOL, le fags"
Britain; "^ white knight"
Link Posted: 11/14/2012 2:59:55 PM EST
Paine would be trolling redcoatmuskets.com
Link Posted: 11/14/2012 3:07:01 PM EST
man would of walked on the moon a lot sooner; I mean it just goes to reason if the first shot fired between the british and the colonialist in 1775 at lexington became known as the "shot heard round the world" that kicked off the American revolution, then the internet back then would have surely sped up the space race.
Link Posted: 11/14/2012 3:09:30 PM EST
If there were interwebs, that would mean technology and electricity. That would mean a fatass populace in general. They would have been too apathetic to fight by that point, much like we are today.
Link Posted: 11/14/2012 3:18:08 PM EST
Originally Posted By JRJ:
If there were interwebs, that would mean technology and electricity. That would mean a fatass populace in general. They would have been too apathetic to fight by that point, much like we are today.


TSA would have confiscated Paul Revere's lantern.
Link Posted: 11/14/2012 3:54:59 PM EST
True patriots would be replying to inane hypotheticals on arfcom while the Redcoats snuck up behind them and slipped nooses around their necks...
Link Posted: 11/14/2012 3:59:12 PM EST
[Last Edit: 11/14/2012 4:00:10 PM EST by Eric802]
Link Posted: 11/14/2012 3:59:17 PM EST
Paul Revere would have received 17 virus, heavy malware DNS redirection, Loss of cell service on his smart phone, and been interdicted by agents before his famous horse ride accomplished anything.

:)
Link Posted: 11/14/2012 4:04:07 PM EST
The Declaration of Independence would have been drafted in Word and all of the signatures completely illegible.
Link Posted: 11/14/2012 4:14:59 PM EST
Originally Posted By GNRNR:
There would be tards on Brownbess.com saying the nation was toast before the first shot was even fired.


First post as always.
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 2:01:00 PM EST
One of the things that benefited us back then was the slowness of communication.

The Brit forces in the colonies having instant comms with England would not benefit the Colonials.
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 2:05:24 PM EST
One rickroll if by land, two girls one cup if by sea...
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 2:39:52 PM EST
Originally Posted By tc556guy:
One of the things that benefited us back then was the slowness of communication.

The Brit forces in the colonies having instant comms with England would not benefit the Colonials.


Anon would kill the comms and wikileaks would reveal their plans.
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 2:46:37 PM EST
lol, Boston Harbor's closed.
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 2:49:10 PM EST
easy, what would be known as democrats 200 years later would be working to turn in all the founders and generally be evil people.
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