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Posted: 11/18/2012 6:29:07 PM EST
To keep his head warm
Link Posted: 11/18/2012 6:34:12 PM EST
[Last Edit: 11/18/2012 6:37:20 PM EST by HighSeasPoker]
Do you know the definition of nemesis?
Link Posted: 11/18/2012 6:47:55 PM EST
A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an horrible cunt - me.
Link Posted: 11/18/2012 6:50:44 PM EST
You stop me again whilst I'm walking, and I'll cut your fucking jacobs off.
Link Posted: 11/18/2012 6:51:18 PM EST
Why do they call him the bullet dodger?
Link Posted: 11/18/2012 6:51:44 PM EST
Cosy?
Link Posted: 11/18/2012 6:52:09 PM EST
Do you take sugar?

No thanks, Turkish...I'm sweet enough.

And in before dags.
Link Posted: 11/18/2012 6:53:22 PM EST

Originally Posted By HighSeasPoker:
Why do they call him the bullet dodger?

Because he dodges bullets, Avi.
Link Posted: 11/18/2012 6:53:46 PM EST

Originally Posted By CWO:
Cosy?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tea_cosy
Link Posted: 11/18/2012 6:57:09 PM EST
You show me how to control a wild fucking gypsy and I'll show you how to control an unhinged, pig-feeding gangster.
Link Posted: 11/18/2012 7:00:07 PM EST
you know? fish, chips, cup of tea, bad food, worst weather, mary fuckin' poppins. london!
Link Posted: 11/18/2012 7:00:40 PM EST
All. Bets. Are. Off.
Link Posted: 11/18/2012 7:01:51 PM EST
Listen, you fucking fringe, if I throw a dog a bone, I don't want to know if it tastes good or not.
Link Posted: 11/18/2012 7:03:08 PM EST
I thought there were a billion screamin' chinamen? There were... :: poof::
Link Posted: 11/18/2012 7:06:07 PM EST
Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy, and have brought your two little mincey faggot balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties muddled up. There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with you. And the fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your guns...
Link Posted: 11/18/2012 7:08:52 PM EST
Harry didn't think that he did a very good job, so he grabbed the nearest thing to hand, which just so happened to be a 15 inch black rubber cock, and proceeded to beat poor old Smithy to death with. And that was seen as a nice way to go. Now, that, is why you pay Hatchet Harry, when you owe.

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Link Posted: 11/18/2012 7:17:29 PM EST

Originally Posted By Mall-Ninja:
Harry didn't think that he did a very good job, so he grabbed the nearest thing to hand, which just so happened to be a 15 inch black rubber cock, and proceeded to beat poor old Smithy to death with. And that was seen as a nice way to go. Now, that, is why you pay Hatchet Harry, when you owe.

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Junkies, I shit em.
Link Posted: 11/19/2012 4:48:10 PM EST
Who is gonna mug two black fellas, holding pistols, sitting in a car … that's worth less than your shirt?
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