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Posted: 4/5/2017 9:52:14 PM EDT
I'll be 49 in July and am kinda sweating it.

Will I get old and cranky in the next year and a half?
Link Posted: 4/5/2017 9:53:35 PM EDT
[#1]
Your pecker will need CPR.
Link Posted: 4/5/2017 9:54:50 PM EDT
[#2]
Link Posted: 4/5/2017 9:55:10 PM EDT
[#3]
Colonoscopy in your future?
Link Posted: 4/5/2017 9:55:34 PM EDT
[#4]
Your knees are the second thing to go, can't remember the first thing.
Link Posted: 4/5/2017 9:55:56 PM EDT
[#5]
Finger in your butt. 



From a guy this time.
Link Posted: 4/5/2017 9:55:57 PM EDT
[#6]
Nahh, it's more a mind fuck than anything else. I just turned 53 this past sunday. The one thing that does make it hard is that everything starts to hurt more. That can make you cranky. Just gotta stay ahead of the health curve. Now get off my goddam lawn!
Link Posted: 4/5/2017 9:56:01 PM EDT
[#7]
Nothing good.  
Link Posted: 4/5/2017 9:56:27 PM EDT
[#8]
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Must be the eyes,I can't see shit without my glasses 
Link Posted: 4/5/2017 9:56:57 PM EDT
[#9]
Women get easier.  Seriously.
Link Posted: 4/5/2017 9:57:08 PM EDT
[#10]
You celebrate by sharting yourself at work
Link Posted: 4/5/2017 9:57:45 PM EDT
[#11]
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Women get easier.  Seriously.
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Fairly easy right now  
Link Posted: 4/5/2017 9:58:03 PM EDT
[#12]
Get your old man strength.
Link Posted: 4/5/2017 9:58:51 PM EDT
[#13]
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Finger in your butt. 



From a guy this time.
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Did that last year,to say it was uncomfortable was an understatement 
Link Posted: 4/5/2017 9:59:50 PM EDT
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DON"T YOU PUT THAT EVIL ON ME!!!!!
Link Posted: 4/5/2017 10:00:47 PM EDT
[#15]
FPNI
Link Posted: 4/5/2017 10:02:10 PM EDT
[#16]
Finger up your butt, scope up your butt, wife up your butt, boss up your butt. You get it.

Oh, and dia-beetus.
Link Posted: 4/5/2017 10:02:57 PM EDT
[#17]
What ...........??? EEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee - why are you fucking whispering ???!!!! I can't hear a thing you're saying !!!!!
Link Posted: 4/5/2017 10:03:51 PM EDT
[#18]
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Finger up your butt, scope up your butt, wife up your butt, boss up your butt. You get it.

Oh, and dia-beetus.
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No job,no wife,No beetus either
Link Posted: 4/5/2017 10:04:13 PM EDT
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What ...........??? EEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee - why are you fucking whispering ???!!!! I can't hear a thing you're saying !!!!!
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That sent a fucking chill up my spine
Link Posted: 4/5/2017 10:04:43 PM EDT
[#20]
You pick up speed

Link Posted: 4/5/2017 10:05:03 PM EDT
[#21]
Link Posted: 4/5/2017 10:05:18 PM EDT
[#22]
You hit 50, 50 hits back.

Link Posted: 4/5/2017 10:05:45 PM EDT
[#23]
Couple of good things happen, over 50 classes in many things, USPSA and lots of desert racing for dirt bikes!!!

Get out there and Win, its good for the soul, but remember your shoulders, knees and back are 50.  Set a goal, weigh 5lbs less every year, and hit that goal!! The gym is your best friend now, or you will slow down
Link Posted: 4/5/2017 10:06:34 PM EDT
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I'll be 49 in July and am kinda sweating it.

Will I get old and cranky in the next year and a half?
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Link Posted: 4/5/2017 10:07:42 PM EDT
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/thread
Link Posted: 4/5/2017 10:07:56 PM EDT
[#26]
Almost time for daily doses of Lipitor, a diuretic and HBP medicine. Postpone that stroke as long as possible.
Link Posted: 4/5/2017 10:08:33 PM EDT
[#27]
I'll let you know this coming December.
Link Posted: 4/5/2017 10:09:22 PM EDT
[#28]
I turned 60 last year and I remember when I turned 50.
For me it just keeps getting better and better - well, all except my ability to do the physical lifting and physical output I used to be able to do.
Physical stuff that I used to be able to do myself now requires me to call a friend for help - but that's small stuff.
Yeah - I'd like to be 40 again (physically but not mentally), but at almost age 61 I'm very health and as happy as I could possibly be.
Link Posted: 4/5/2017 10:09:41 PM EDT
[#29]
Congrats on being very nearly exactly one year older than I am

Make sure to post what happens when you get there since I plan on using you as a warning
Link Posted: 4/5/2017 10:11:23 PM EDT
[#30]
After I turned 50 I found myself getting more and more like this:

Link Posted: 4/5/2017 10:11:32 PM EDT
[#31]
You keep getting AARP cards in the mail.
Link Posted: 4/5/2017 10:11:42 PM EDT
[#32]
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You might need stronger readers soon.  
Link Posted: 4/5/2017 10:11:57 PM EDT
[#33]
The sun will come up & go down just like any other fucking day...
Link Posted: 4/5/2017 10:12:18 PM EDT
[#34]
Colonoscopy
Link Posted: 4/5/2017 10:13:37 PM EDT
[#35]
Dick falls off
Link Posted: 4/5/2017 10:13:57 PM EDT
[#36]
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DON"T YOU PUT THAT EVIL ON ME!!!!!
"Your dick stops working" was the first thing I thought when I saw the title.

Sorry bro, get hooked up with some scripts
Link Posted: 4/5/2017 10:14:22 PM EDT
[#37]
can't remember names any more..even people I've known for a long time ..On the other hand I dropped a shitload of weight and can ride a road bike all day
Link Posted: 4/5/2017 10:15:34 PM EDT
[#38]
You get senior discounts w/o asking (but then, for some effin reason, I've been getting them since 46...)

Your eyes start to go (got my first prescription glasses in 15 years this past winter-the laser surgery was "wearing out")

You knees start to go (I know I'll never run willingly again)

Your doctor/hospital sends you reminders to make an appt. for a colonscopy (never mind they are backed up 4 months).

I'll let you know more as they occur. I'm 51 now.
Link Posted: 4/5/2017 10:17:43 PM EDT
[#39]
Dick falls off, or crawls back up inside. I can't remember which one.
Link Posted: 4/5/2017 10:19:03 PM EDT
[#40]
Link Posted: 4/5/2017 10:19:24 PM EDT
[#41]
Hair everywhere, except on top of your head
Link Posted: 4/5/2017 10:20:20 PM EDT
[#42]
You will not be given access at night spots where hot women hang out anymore, and in the sad drinker's bar where you are allowed in, you'll be the creeper who doesn't know that he's 10 years past anyone wanting to fuck him even if you do have a nice car/job.

Also, shorts, socks and sandals when you go to the beach, and you're officially allowed to argue with millenials that the Eagles are better than the Eagles of Death Metal and they just don't make good music anymore.
Link Posted: 4/5/2017 10:22:53 PM EDT
[#43]
You change your avatar

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Link Posted: 4/5/2017 10:23:02 PM EDT
[#44]
I realize at 46, I have wasted my time...

see the young man sitting at the old man bar, waiting for his turn to die...
Link Posted: 4/5/2017 10:23:08 PM EDT
[#45]
Your ding dong goes into hiding, your balls start hanging out with your knees, and the hair on your head migrates to the rest of your body.  Also you may start yelling at passing clouds.
Link Posted: 4/5/2017 10:24:36 PM EDT
[#46]
The best part is that you really don't give a shit what people think of you anymore.
Link Posted: 4/5/2017 10:26:25 PM EDT
[#47]
Nothing.  Orbital mechanics and local gravity will keep going with or without you.  Make the most if it.
Link Posted: 4/5/2017 10:27:12 PM EDT
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"Your dick stops working" was the first thing I thought when I saw the title.

Sorry bro, get hooked up with some scripts
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I'm almost 61 and my dick is still working just fine without chemicals!
In fact some times I get tired of waking up with these damn woodies.....  
Link Posted: 4/5/2017 10:27:16 PM EDT
[#49]
Take a good piss at 6:30 in the morning. Take a healthy shit at 7:00. Then wake up at 8:00 and have to clean up the mess!
Link Posted: 4/5/2017 10:27:24 PM EDT
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I always assumed 'ol chops was in his mid>late 20's...





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