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Posted: 4/5/2017 9:52:14 PM EDT
I'll be 49 in July and am kinda sweating it.
Will I get old and cranky in the next year and a half? |
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Your knees are the second thing to go, can't remember the first thing.
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Nahh, it's more a mind fuck than anything else. I just turned 53 this past sunday. The one thing that does make it hard is that everything starts to hurt more. That can make you cranky. Just gotta stay ahead of the health curve. Now get off my goddam lawn!
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Finger up your butt, scope up your butt, wife up your butt, boss up your butt. You get it.
Oh, and dia-beetus. |
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What ...........??? EEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee - why are you fucking whispering ???!!!! I can't hear a thing you're saying !!!!!
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Couple of good things happen, over 50 classes in many things, USPSA and lots of desert racing for dirt bikes!!!
Get out there and Win, its good for the soul, but remember your shoulders, knees and back are 50. Set a goal, weigh 5lbs less every year, and hit that goal!! The gym is your best friend now, or you will slow down |
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I'll be 49 in July and am kinda sweating it. Will I get old and cranky in the next year and a half? View Quote |
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Almost time for daily doses of Lipitor, a diuretic and HBP medicine. Postpone that stroke as long as possible.
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I turned 60 last year and I remember when I turned 50.
For me it just keeps getting better and better - well, all except my ability to do the physical lifting and physical output I used to be able to do. Physical stuff that I used to be able to do myself now requires me to call a friend for help - but that's small stuff. Yeah - I'd like to be 40 again (physically but not mentally), but at almost age 61 I'm very health and as happy as I could possibly be. |
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Congrats on being very nearly exactly one year older than I am
Make sure to post what happens when you get there since I plan on using you as a warning |
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The sun will come up & go down just like any other fucking day...
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"Your dick stops working" was the first thing I thought when I saw the title.
Sorry bro, get hooked up with some scripts |
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can't remember names any more..even people I've known for a long time ..On the other hand I dropped a shitload of weight and can ride a road bike all day
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You get senior discounts w/o asking (but then, for some effin reason, I've been getting them since 46...)
Your eyes start to go (got my first prescription glasses in 15 years this past winter-the laser surgery was "wearing out") You knees start to go (I know I'll never run willingly again) Your doctor/hospital sends you reminders to make an appt. for a colonscopy (never mind they are backed up 4 months). I'll let you know more as they occur. I'm 51 now. |
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Dick falls off, or crawls back up inside. I can't remember which one.
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You will not be given access at night spots where hot women hang out anymore, and in the sad drinker's bar where you are allowed in, you'll be the creeper who doesn't know that he's 10 years past anyone wanting to fuck him even if you do have a nice car/job.
Also, shorts, socks and sandals when you go to the beach, and you're officially allowed to argue with millenials that the Eagles are better than the Eagles of Death Metal and they just don't make good music anymore. |
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I realize at 46, I have wasted my time...
see the young man sitting at the old man bar, waiting for his turn to die... |
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Your ding dong goes into hiding, your balls start hanging out with your knees, and the hair on your head migrates to the rest of your body. Also you may start yelling at passing clouds.
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The best part is that you really don't give a shit what people think of you anymore.
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Nothing. Orbital mechanics and local gravity will keep going with or without you. Make the most if it.
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Take a good piss at 6:30 in the morning. Take a healthy shit at 7:00. Then wake up at 8:00 and have to clean up the mess!
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