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Posted: 9/12/2005 7:23:43 AM EDT
It has smelled like my insides are rotting out, and being realeased in gas for for nearly 24hrs. now. I have not identified the culprit yet, but when I do I will let you know. This would be a great thing to have for a trip to a persons house that you do not like, or a crowded movie theater.

What really tears up your bowels something fierce?
Link Posted: 9/12/2005 7:24:39 AM EDT
[#1]
White Castle burgers.

Deviled eggs.
Link Posted: 9/12/2005 7:25:10 AM EDT
[#2]
Peanut butter and jelly sammiches.
Link Posted: 9/12/2005 7:25:38 AM EDT
[#3]
Chili Beans
Link Posted: 9/12/2005 7:25:39 AM EDT
[#4]
Beer brats & kraut. There's nothing better than your own brand.
Link Posted: 9/12/2005 7:26:01 AM EDT
[#5]
Anything.
Link Posted: 9/12/2005 7:27:16 AM EDT
[#6]

Quoted:
Anything.



+1

These days, water gives me gas.
Link Posted: 9/12/2005 7:27:48 AM EDT
[#7]
A 12 pack of Miller High LIfe and one dozen homemade deviled eggs. It was not pretty the next day
Link Posted: 9/12/2005 7:29:01 AM EDT
[#8]
My wife thinks it's just the  "AIR" that I breath.  

That said, beef jerky and hard boiled eggs definitely make things a bit more floral.
Link Posted: 9/12/2005 7:30:06 AM EDT
[#9]
Eggs.  Kielbasa with Deli Mustard and Sour Kraut.  Guiness Stout.  
Link Posted: 9/12/2005 7:30:32 AM EDT
[#10]
Mexican food, some Chinese food, chili cheese fries, chili dogs.

+1 on the White Castles, though I thing gas is the least of the problems you have to worry about after eating them. More like how many hours are you going to spend on crapper.
Link Posted: 9/12/2005 7:31:55 AM EDT
[#11]
Link Posted: 9/12/2005 7:32:16 AM EDT
[#12]

Quoted:
Eggs.  Kielbasa with Deli Mustard and Sour Kraut.  Guiness Stout.  



If I were a confiscatin' LEO, I would leave your guns and confiscate all those ingredients.  My God, that constitutes a Weapon of Mass destruction in my book.  
Link Posted: 9/12/2005 7:33:29 AM EDT
[#13]
Dehydrated Apricots.
Link Posted: 9/12/2005 7:34:25 AM EDT
[#14]
Broccoli.  Red beans.
Link Posted: 9/12/2005 7:42:24 AM EDT
[#15]

Quoted:
Peanut butter and jelly sammiches.



+1

Especially odd because I ate PB&J daily for years as a kids and never suffered any gastric distress.  Nowdays though, I get gas that could knock the hair off a dog if I eat PB&J.  

It is a fun way to torture the wife and kids though.    Eat a couple sandwiches before going on a road trip.  14 hours in a car.  
Link Posted: 9/12/2005 7:47:25 AM EDT
[#16]
I drank Miller Genuine Draft at a wedding one night,  The next morning, my wife (fiancee at the time) and I drove from Pittsburgh to Washington DC.  What I subjected her to on that 4 hour trip was more vicous than any torture.  I am surprised she still said YES when it was our turn.  Although, I have not had MGD since  
Link Posted: 9/12/2005 7:50:27 AM EDT
[#17]
cherries
raw onions
Link Posted: 9/12/2005 7:51:17 AM EDT
[#18]
Chex mix around christmas time ......

leaving the top of the gas can in a rain storm ....
Link Posted: 9/12/2005 7:52:12 AM EDT
[#19]
Burger King Onion Rings  
Link Posted: 9/12/2005 7:52:21 AM EDT
[#20]
Whenever I eat alot of meats, or just protein in general.
Link Posted: 9/12/2005 7:53:46 AM EDT
[#21]
3 or 4 bean burritos from Taco Bell.
Link Posted: 9/12/2005 7:55:43 AM EDT
[#22]
cucumbers
burger king
Link Posted: 9/12/2005 7:57:58 AM EDT
[#23]
Dehydrated Apricots.


+1, especially when you eat most of a bag in one afternoon.  Explosive.
Link Posted: 9/12/2005 7:57:58 AM EDT
[#24]
Dairy, I am lactarted.
Link Posted: 9/12/2005 8:00:13 AM EDT
[#25]
Liberals.
Link Posted: 9/12/2005 8:02:03 AM EDT
[#26]
Saturday night I had 7 pickled eggs and some stump liqour!
Folks pretty much stayed away from me on Sunday.
Link Posted: 9/12/2005 8:02:57 AM EDT
[#27]
Pickeled eggs, pickeled pigs feet and beer.  Trust me, don't ever do all three at the same time.
Link Posted: 9/12/2005 8:08:12 AM EDT
[#28]
Pistacios,  BIg Time,

I love eating while on road trips, really kills the family...
Link Posted: 9/12/2005 8:14:36 AM EDT
[#29]
Green peppers and onions. seperate these two ingrediants are harmless. Together, I can make the paint peel off a buick.
Link Posted: 9/12/2005 8:16:40 AM EDT
[#30]
pickled eggs.  I just ate two of them.  
Link Posted: 9/12/2005 8:27:17 AM EDT
[#31]
Atomic wings , sourcraut , deviled eggs , pickled eggs , beefy mac'n cheese , bean burito. having it again today.
Link Posted: 9/12/2005 8:28:36 AM EDT
[#32]
Bloomin' Onions.  It makes me bloom alright...
Link Posted: 9/12/2005 8:29:29 AM EDT
[#33]
Boiled cabbage
Link Posted: 9/12/2005 8:42:57 AM EDT
[#34]
Link Posted: 9/12/2005 8:51:26 AM EDT
[#35]
What gives me gas?  According to the old lady, life in general.
Link Posted: 9/12/2005 8:51:39 AM EDT
[#36]

Quoted:
Liberals.





A-MEN!!
Link Posted: 9/12/2005 8:59:39 AM EDT
[#37]
Milk gives me intestinal trouble every time.  I almost never have it anymore.  It sucks, because I like oatmeal.  Every once in a while I'll have some though.
Link Posted: 9/12/2005 9:07:10 AM EDT
[#38]
Conoco
Link Posted: 9/12/2005 9:10:00 AM EDT
[#39]
macadamia nuts
Link Posted: 9/12/2005 9:14:56 AM EDT
[#40]
Life cereal... it's always fun to carpet bomb the coworkers first thing in the morning
Link Posted: 9/12/2005 9:18:16 AM EDT
[#41]
I haven't been able to narrow it down...but I had a major episode this weekend.  

Something I KNOW will exacerbate the situation, though, are the breakfast burritos at Micky D's.  I only get them about once every couple of months, but they are quite provocative in the nether regions.  
Link Posted: 9/12/2005 9:26:50 AM EDT
[#42]
Linguini with Clam Sauce, holy fuckin' hell
Link Posted: 9/12/2005 8:25:59 PM EDT
[#43]
Pears are not good for me.
Link Posted: 9/12/2005 8:27:33 PM EDT
[#44]
Grouse or Pheasant used to... I mean them farts would burn my asshole and catch the paint on the walls on fire...

Link Posted: 9/12/2005 8:28:25 PM EDT
[#45]

Quoted:
White Castle burgers.

Deviled eggs.



+1

ETA Green Peppers. I love 'em, but my guts don't anymore...
Link Posted: 9/12/2005 8:29:04 PM EDT
[#46]
Espresso.  I can't explain it.
Link Posted: 9/12/2005 8:32:12 PM EDT
[#47]
No clue really ...

Ever notice that one fart has no smell , and
then the next one smells like a shit covered
sweat sock that was stored in a dead skunk
at the bottom of a pile of rotten shrimp heads

Your like WHOAAA , where the hell did that come from
Link Posted: 9/12/2005 8:32:51 PM EDT
[#48]
Eggs. beans, beer, dairy and especially soy.
Link Posted: 9/12/2005 8:40:01 PM EDT
[#49]
What gives you bad gas?



Bad Arabs!  
Link Posted: 9/12/2005 8:42:42 PM EDT
[#50]
Everything at the  Olive Garden.....  
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