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Posted: 9/12/2005 7:23:43 AM EDT
It has smelled like my insides are rotting out, and being realeased in gas for for nearly 24hrs. now. I have not identified the culprit yet, but when I do I will let you know. This would be a great thing to have for a trip to a persons house that you do not like, or a crowded movie theater.
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Beer brats & kraut. There's nothing better than your own brand.
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A 12 pack of Miller High LIfe and one dozen homemade deviled eggs. It was not pretty the next day
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My wife thinks it's just the "AIR" that I breath.
That said, beef jerky and hard boiled eggs definitely make things a bit more floral. |
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Eggs. Kielbasa with Deli Mustard and Sour Kraut. Guiness Stout.
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Mexican food, some Chinese food, chili cheese fries, chili dogs.
+1 on the White Castles, though I thing gas is the least of the problems you have to worry about after eating them. More like how many hours are you going to spend on crapper. |
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9 Budweisers and chili.
I wanted to tell myself to get the hell out of my house |
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If I were a confiscatin' LEO, I would leave your guns and confiscate all those ingredients. My God, that constitutes a Weapon of Mass destruction in my book. |
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+1 Especially odd because I ate PB&J daily for years as a kids and never suffered any gastric distress. Nowdays though, I get gas that could knock the hair off a dog if I eat PB&J. It is a fun way to torture the wife and kids though. Eat a couple sandwiches before going on a road trip. 14 hours in a car. |
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I drank Miller Genuine Draft at a wedding one night, The next morning, my wife (fiancee at the time) and I drove from Pittsburgh to Washington DC. What I subjected her to on that 4 hour trip was more vicous than any torture. I am surprised she still said YES when it was our turn. Although, I have not had MGD since
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Chex mix around christmas time ......
leaving the top of the gas can in a rain storm .... |
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Dehydrated Apricots.
+1, especially when you eat most of a bag in one afternoon. Explosive. |
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Saturday night I had 7 pickled eggs and some stump liqour!
Folks pretty much stayed away from me on Sunday. |
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Pickeled eggs, pickeled pigs feet and beer. Trust me, don't ever do all three at the same time.
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Pistacios, BIg Time,
I love eating while on road trips, really kills the family... |
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Green peppers and onions. seperate these two ingrediants are harmless. Together, I can make the paint peel off a buick.
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Atomic wings , sourcraut , deviled eggs , pickled eggs , beefy mac'n cheese , bean burito. having it again today.
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Spinach.....................Damn
Mexican Food............Double Damn Garlic.........................God Damn |
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What gives me gas? According to the old lady, life in general.
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Milk gives me intestinal trouble every time. I almost never have it anymore. It sucks, because I like oatmeal. Every once in a while I'll have some though.
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Life cereal... it's always fun to carpet bomb the coworkers first thing in the morning
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I haven't been able to narrow it down...but I had a major episode this weekend.
Something I KNOW will exacerbate the situation, though, are the breakfast burritos at Micky D's. I only get them about once every couple of months, but they are quite provocative in the nether regions. |
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Grouse or Pheasant used to... I mean them farts would burn my asshole and catch the paint on the walls on fire...
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+1 ETA Green Peppers. I love 'em, but my guts don't anymore... |
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No clue really ...
Ever notice that one fart has no smell , and then the next one smells like a shit covered sweat sock that was stored in a dead skunk at the bottom of a pile of rotten shrimp heads Your like WHOAAA , where the hell did that come from |
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