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Posted: 12/14/2003 11:50:48 PM EDT
Onions or worse.... Onion Rings with a Vanilla shake. When I eat those and let loose... It would make a preacher cuss.
Link Posted: 12/14/2003 11:55:02 PM EDT
Any food with way too much garlic....[:D]
Link Posted: 12/14/2003 11:55:18 PM EDT
I stunk up dispatch one night real bad after sharing a sausage, green pepper, onion, and garlic pizza with the housemates. It's good that i work by myself!
Link Posted: 12/14/2003 11:58:20 PM EDT
What about the ones that you keep shooting into a cushioned chair then get up, some poor sap sits in the chair and "poooooof!" it is then released from the chair and you hear a "WHAT THE FUH????"
Link Posted: 12/15/2003 12:03:55 AM EDT
Los Beto's (cheap mexican fast food place)
Link Posted: 12/15/2003 12:04:17 AM EDT
Originally Posted By PhatForrest: I stunk up dispatch one night real bad after sharing a sausage, green pepper, onion, and garlic pizza with the housemates. It's good that i work by myself!
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Damn dude, your center sounds really small, I dispatch for 22 fire dist's and we also handle 19 police depts., I work with 14 other people on a shift. BTW...mine is Elk...
Link Posted: 12/15/2003 12:05:38 AM EDT
Originally Posted By R-32:
Originally Posted By PhatForrest: I stunk up dispatch one night real bad after sharing a sausage, green pepper, onion, and garlic pizza with the housemates. It's good that i work by myself!
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Damn dude, your center sounds really small, I dispatch for 22 fire dist's and we also handle 19 police depts., I work with 14 other people on a shift. BTW...mine is Elk...
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Not to hijack, but i have 2 fire depts and police/townwide control. Love my job.
Link Posted: 12/15/2003 12:11:57 AM EDT
Originally Posted By PhatForrest:
Originally Posted By R-32:
Originally Posted By PhatForrest: I stunk up dispatch one night real bad after sharing a sausage, green pepper, onion, and garlic pizza with the housemates. It's good that i work by myself!
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Damn dude, your center sounds really small, I dispatch for 22 fire dist's and we also handle 19 police depts., I work with 14 other people on a shift. BTW...mine is Elk...
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Not to hijack, but i have 2 fire depts and police/townwide control. Love my job.
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It is a great job.
Link Posted: 12/15/2003 12:41:47 AM EDT
Pistachio nuts or eggs turn my gut around. Peeeewwwwww!!!! Rob
Link Posted: 12/15/2003 12:53:44 AM EDT
Chinese food, and mongolian food. Oatmeal cookies give me MASSIVE quantities gas but they dont smell.
Link Posted: 12/15/2003 1:33:25 AM EDT
Originally Posted By a320az: Pistachio nuts or eggs turn my gut around. Peeeewwwwww!!!! Rob
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Same here! [fart]
Link Posted: 12/15/2003 1:39:30 AM EDT
Budwieser and pickled eggs and/or pickled pigs feet. It stinks to high heaven, the most common remark is [b]"WHAT THE F&*CK CRAWLED UP IN YOU AND DIED?'"[/b]
Link Posted: 12/15/2003 1:43:46 AM EDT
Milk and eggs on a hangover. Lookout!
Link Posted: 12/15/2003 1:43:54 AM EDT
[fatbastard]I love the smell of my own brand[/fatbastard]
Link Posted: 12/15/2003 2:02:48 AM EDT
Coffee and donuts. Kind of fucked up for a cop, huh?
Link Posted: 12/15/2003 2:22:30 AM EDT
I wrote this a couple weeks ago for one of Professor Evil's poetry threads in the Team Forum.
To the counter I went with a smile For Chipotle it had been a while The hot sauce is great My stomach it quakes And my ass cheaks are clinched in denial!
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Link Posted: 12/15/2003 3:20:09 AM EDT
All of'm. [fart]
Link Posted: 12/15/2003 3:25:22 AM EDT
when i eat eggs for breakfast i can run a buzzard off of a gut wagon
Link Posted: 12/15/2003 4:13:26 AM EDT
Onions for me We had one guy take a toxic dump after drinking lot's of Gobels beer ($3 a case)
Link Posted: 12/15/2003 4:15:45 AM EDT
Originally Posted By sherrick13: Coffee and donuts. Kind of fucked up for a cop, huh?
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How many patrol partners have you gone through?
Link Posted: 12/15/2003 4:16:40 AM EDT
Nothing. I can make some stinky ones BUT THEY'RE MINE!
Link Posted: 12/15/2003 4:46:39 AM EDT
Lotsa sushi and sashimi... in short order I am ORDERED to leave the room by the Mrs.[fart] Of course that only urges me on to blow my ballast as often as possible. One night I was erupting more than Mt. Vesuvius - I BECAME FEARFUL of a spark igniting the house. She was so outraged I almost went to the hospital from laughter pains. [headbang]
Link Posted: 12/15/2003 4:52:56 AM EDT
Brocholli
Link Posted: 12/15/2003 5:07:04 AM EDT
O'Douls
Link Posted: 12/15/2003 5:09:15 AM EDT
Dehydrated apricots
Link Posted: 12/15/2003 5:24:32 AM EDT
Beer, eggs, beans and coffee. Not necessary to have all 4. But the right combination and I can't even stand myself. BobK
Link Posted: 12/15/2003 5:28:08 AM EDT
Deer steak and any big sausages like kelbasa and the sort.
Link Posted: 12/15/2003 6:24:41 AM EDT
Borcht or anything else with a stewed cabbage. I am no longer allowed to have Borcht, Sauerkraut, Kim Chee, or Cole Slaw.
Link Posted: 12/15/2003 6:50:43 AM EDT
Pinto beans with onions, and boiled eggs, in the same day. It causes my pants to scream in agony. You know what a dutch oven is? It's when you and your bedmate are in bed, and the person who's about to fart says "Dutch oven!" and you both grab the covers, pull them up over your heads, and fart. The first person who gives up and sticks his head out for some air loses. Also known as "turtles". My brother married a woman whose nose is purely ornamental. She has no sense of smell whatsoever. So she always wins that game. CJ
Link Posted: 12/15/2003 7:27:42 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/15/2003 7:28:28 AM EDT by mjohn3006]
The other good one: Most new cars have a switch on the drivers side that locks the ability of anyone else to operate there window. Rip, lock, turn the heat up on the climate control. Repeat as nessesary. [devil]
Link Posted: 12/15/2003 7:35:53 AM EDT
Yesterday morning I ate a steak and egg burrito from Del Taco for breakfast. Well, lets just say that my ass was wretching a very strong odor for a good part of the day. What's nice is my fiance has about zero smell sense, it's weird, she can't smell these grotesque putrid gas plooms. I love the smell of my own for what it's worth, just something about it, I'd rather smell my own farts than a bunch of flowers.
Link Posted: 12/15/2003 7:54:58 AM EDT
Outback Steakhouse Bloomin' Onion with a six pack of cheap beer like Bud has my wife screaming for me to go work in the garage!
Link Posted: 12/15/2003 8:04:09 AM EDT
Originally Posted By FullRange: Dehydrated apricots
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Me too. Copious amounts of gas and PHEW! make a freight train take a dirt road. Worse than a dog's fart.
Link Posted: 12/15/2003 10:59:22 AM EDT
Eating concord grapes. I’m not talking about the jelly’s and jams, I’m talking about raiding the supermarket and buying a couple pounds of concord grapes, going home and then eating bunches at a time. Beer farts are junior league aromas compared to my grape farts.
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