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Posted: 2/13/2006 8:24:19 PM EDT
[#1]
Masturbating.
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Posted: 2/13/2006 8:24:20 PM EDT
[#2]
Blow job?
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Posted: 2/13/2006 8:24:34 PM EDT
[#3]
nothing......(except really good head)
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Posted: 2/13/2006 8:24:44 PM EDT
[#4]
A good ribeye and a cold beer.
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Posted: 2/13/2006 8:25:11 PM EDT
[#5]
Obviously, you're not doing it right. |
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Posted: 2/13/2006 8:25:24 PM EDT
[#6]
My little brother who is a former meth head says that a meth high is like 100 orgasms at the same time...
:( patsue |
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Posted: 2/13/2006 8:25:42 PM EDT
[#7]
depends on how long you've gone without it.
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Posted: 2/13/2006 8:26:16 PM EDT
[#8]
Ill argue running through the gears hard on a liter bike is damn close
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Posted: 2/13/2006 8:26:17 PM EDT
[#9]
The only thing that really gets me going besides sex is driving extremely fast. I really want to go skydiving some time.
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Posted: 2/13/2006 8:27:01 PM EDT
[#10]
+1 
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Posted: 2/13/2006 8:29:50 PM EDT
[#11]
There might be some things AS GOOD AS sex.
There might even be some things BETTER THAN sex. But there is NOTHING just like sex. |
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Posted: 2/13/2006 8:31:56 PM EDT
[#12]
How about some things you'd RATHER DO than sex. |
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Posted: 2/13/2006 8:32:42 PM EDT
[#13]
Uhhh.....strangling a dead hooker?
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Posted: 2/13/2006 8:33:06 PM EDT
[#14]
Cocaine
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Posted: 2/13/2006 8:33:26 PM EDT
[#15]
Flying.
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Posted: 2/13/2006 8:34:59 PM EDT
[#16]
 That's like beating a dead horse. |
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Posted: 2/13/2006 8:36:12 PM EDT
[#17]
Throwing myself out of a perfectly good airplane.
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Posted: 2/13/2006 8:36:43 PM EDT
[#18]
winner  
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Posted: 2/13/2006 8:36:52 PM EDT
[#19]
Maybe you guys need to work a little harder with your womenz if you think any of these things equates with sex.
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Posted: 2/13/2006 8:36:55 PM EDT
[#20]
Does it depend on who the sex is with?
(sex now spending all day shelving books in a library) Sex like with a girlfriend from 12 years ago (Driving a really fast car, sky diving, and then eating a good steak with a cold beer all in about 30 minutes) |
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Posted: 2/13/2006 8:37:00 PM EDT
[#21]
Nothing...it's the best 8 seconds of my day!!
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Posted: 2/13/2006 8:37:32 PM EDT
[#22]
A really hard-hitting cross-examination
Summing up to a jury |
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Posted: 2/13/2006 8:38:10 PM EDT
[#23]
Only 2 things fall from the sky: Bird s*** and fools!
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Posted: 2/13/2006 8:51:24 PM EDT
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You gotta hand it to some quick-witted legs. Someone used your worn out line of birdshit, et al, falling from an aircraft. A friend of mine said, "negative, the two things that fall from an airplane are bombs and your worst nightmare - and I'm not ticking or wearing fins..." The leg replied, "well, my worst nightmare is a gay, 300lb., horny convict..." 
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Posted: 2/13/2006 9:05:02 PM EDT
[#25]
believe it or not, studies show that taking a crap is (at more times) more satisfying
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Posted: 2/13/2006 9:12:57 PM EDT
[#26]
 
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Posted: 2/13/2006 9:16:59 PM EDT
[#27]
no, seriously.....sociolgical studies show that, many times, people would rather hit the bathroom than the bedroom, expecially when you got to go |
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Posted: 2/13/2006 9:24:42 PM EDT
[#28]
thats why some chicks like it in the pooper! |
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Posted: 2/13/2006 9:25:52 PM EDT
[#29]
Combat.
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Posted: 2/13/2006 9:36:03 PM EDT
[#30]
I'll agree with a run through the gears on a liter bike. Another one motorcycle related is hitting a double or triple jump just perfect on a well set up motocrosser....who says white men can't jump?
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Posted: 2/13/2006 9:40:24 PM EDT
[#31]
Why would you strangle a hooker that's already dead?
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Posted: 2/13/2006 9:48:09 PM EDT
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Posted: 2/13/2006 9:49:20 PM EDT
[#33]
I think an M-16 with a couple thousand rounds would get me off.
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Posted: 2/13/2006 9:53:11 PM EDT
[#34]
taking a corner at speed and feeling the tail of the car flick out just a little bit before you bring it back in...
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Posted: 2/13/2006 9:58:19 PM EDT
[#35]
The look on a fugitive's face when you kick in the door and he realizes that there's nowhere left to run.
Priceless. 
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Posted: 2/13/2006 10:00:26 PM EDT
[#36]
Go camping in a place where I can backpack and shoot to my hearts content. |
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Posted: 2/13/2006 10:00:37 PM EDT
[#37]
Anything over 105mm.
Steve |
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Posted: 2/13/2006 10:59:50 PM EDT
[#38]
If he'd owned a stopwatch, Maslow would be a hero and a household name. |
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Posted: 2/13/2006 11:04:32 PM EDT
[#39]
Stupid, but since you brought him up: 
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Posted: 2/13/2006 11:13:17 PM EDT
[#40]
Climbing the gym rope just the right way.
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Posted: 2/13/2006 11:14:07 PM EDT
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Posted: 2/13/2006 11:26:31 PM EDT
[#42]
NOTHING!
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Posted: 2/13/2006 11:33:49 PM EDT
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Posted: 2/13/2006 11:42:32 PM EDT
[#44]
For some reason I'm thinking that that phrase could be used to design a unit patch for my airsoft team </thatwasajokepeople> |
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Posted: 2/13/2006 11:50:25 PM EDT
[#45]
+1 and skiing (double diamand) and scuba diving and after you are done with that activity.... having sex |
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Posted: 2/13/2006 11:57:15 PM EDT
[#46]
The only thing that even comes close is...
FULL AUTO!!! |
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Posted: 2/14/2006 12:10:10 AM EDT
[#47]
If you find that place, you have to share.
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Posted: 2/14/2006 12:14:13 AM EDT
[#48]
I'm holding out for a place where I can simultaneously poop, drink coffee, smoke a cigarette, read the paper, and shoot without having the cops called. |
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Posted: 2/14/2006 12:18:54 AM EDT
[#49]
Welcome to Detroit! Well, the cops will probably be called, but it's not like you have to worry about them showing up.
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Posted: 2/14/2006 1:41:49 AM EDT
[#50]
Best experience in the world + holding babies...especially when they are about 18 months and laying on your chest with their fingers all over your face...fantastic rush!
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